The Band Is Back Together

[GK Punk]

((The following statement is not meant to be taken entirely seriously. The statements made within the body of this text are in no way endorsed or supported by the moderating staff of thetechnodrome.com. Any crude or offensive comments should be taken with a grain of salt, or several as the case may be. No animals were harmed during the making of this post, except for Leo656's cat, who got a little too close to the guys and is now suffering severe second-hand smoke side effects; she now thinks she's a praying mantis dressed like Spuds Mackenzie. If the following offends you in any way, consider the fact that it could be worse: at least nothing in here is as offensive and insulting to your intelligence as "Catwoman".

Or, as GK says it: "**** 'em if they can't take a joke......"))

"The Following announcement... Has Been Paid for... By the New World Order.

....Through the Years, people have come to expect things from The Technodrome forums. Conversations about TMNT, Great People, Lots of Fun.... As well as us.... *Does the nWo point at the door*.

[Voltron]

And me bringing all sorts of hilarity to the boards with my unquestionable greatness. *Does the "Voltron" point to himself*

PA Tech forever!

And I wonder why no girls talk to me...

[Leo656]

Now for those of you who don't know what the deal is here, allow us to spell it out for ya. And since I see a lotta new faces, we'll be sure and say it v e r y s l o o o w l y, cuz, well, I figure the mean IQ of the noobs hasn't suddenly spiked upwards in the past 14 months or so. Well, fear not, little sheep. Your rightful rulers have returned from Valhalla to lead you all unto the Promised Land, a new Golden Age of the Technodrome Forums. Because you see, we plan on giving this place a little bit of a shakeup. Things have been getting stale. Complacent. For far too long, people have been running around unchecked, espousing their crap while knowing that they're safe from the wrath of nWo Tech. Just because guys like Jarrah, Rez, and Tokka (not the REAL Tokka, of course, Dave, I mean the Jurrassic Slapnut that used to make it his mission to make my life miserable) ain't around doesn't mean that everything's running smoothly around here. Far from it.

Because you see, there's something vital missing from these forums. And that's choas. Pure, raw, unadulterated chaos. Well, consider yourselves warned, because the Technodrome has, once again, been injected with a mind-numbingly potent dose of thread poison. Question: How does the Technodrome Forum spell "excitement"? Answer: It's spelled "nWo Tech."

GK: And for those who are slow, It's spelled "S-P-A-M-T-A-C-U-L-A-R"

Here's how it works: The powers-that-be do their job, containing arguments, warning and banning people who step out of line. Fine. Let 'em. Us? We do OUR job by shaking things up and smacking down anybody who crosses the line into blatant stupidity. We're like the Unofficial Anti-Idiot police of these forums, because, quite frankly, GK and I are smarter than everyone else, funnier than everyone else, and just plain sexier than everyone else. Hey, it's a tough job, but it needs to be done.

GK: And I can't stress the fact that we are Sexier than everyone else.

Now, since we're back and getting back to business after my unforseen abscence, we've prepared a list of important items we need to cover. Call it the Official nWo Tech State of the New Millenium Address. This is the way things are. Don't like it? Tough. We don't change our minds easily, and especially not when we're drunk. And since I've had a lotta free time this past year without verbally smacking down foolish, know-nothing pissants and coming up with new jokes about Kevin Nash's hair, I've managed to drink myself to the point that, like Jesus, my blood is legally considered wine.

Fitting, in a way, since I have just as much authority as the Pope... I just don't have as many people who agree with me.

*As of 8:15 EST yesterday morning, nWo Tech have officially seceded from the United States and declared ourselves a sovereign nation, beholden to no authority, law-making party, or governing body besides ourselves. GK and I will serve as permanent Co-Emperor Dictator Supreme Ruler-Type Guy, while W. Axl Rose has been appointed Secretary of Defense. Vin Diesel is our National Tree, because he's the most charismatic inanimate piece of wood I've ever seen. Jennifer Lopez is being considered as our new Secretary of Defense, because let's face it: Anyone who could find Ben Affleck's penis should be able to weasel out a few terrorists with comparitive ease.

And now, our National Flag:
http://www.comicshype.com/kittie/nwocountry.jpg

*Per our new national law, hot chicks must be naked indoors. And serve the nWo Tech powers-that-be copious amounts of beer and Chinese food and p-...... brownies. Delicious, nutritious brownies. "Pain-go-bye-bye brownies"......

*As of 9:27 EST this evening, in our first official act of aggression against a foreign nation, nWo Tech have officially annexed Canada. All of it. Those guys never saw it comin'.

*As of 9:45 EST this evening, nWo Tech have dissolved the sub-province of Montreal because French people have no rights here.

*As of 10:30 EST this evening, nWo Tech have pillaged and cast aside the remnants of Canada, after adopting all the good stuff as our own: Socialized health care, plentiful hemp fields, Molson beer, currency with beavers on it, and Bret Hart. Why? Because hockey f*cking sucks.

*Due to recent stylistic changes, we have adopted a new International Symbol For Choking.
Old symbol: http://www.ou.edu/oupd/choke3.jpg
New Symbol: http://www.aimchange.com/upload/sports/Yankees.gif

*Ashton Kutcher: Go f*ck yourself.

Now that that's finished, it's good to be back, I've missed everybody, and here's hopin' things are even wilder this time around. When GK and I said we were "nWo 4 Life..." we meant it.

Now, everybody into my trailer for pot pies and Mountain Dew!

[ThirdMarioBro]

Holy sh*t *drops dead*

[Peanut]

Yaaaaaaaaawn.

[azure turtle]

OMG... Leo's back!! :eek:
*faints*

[Leo656]

Bet'cher ass I'm back, Az! ((High-5s Azure)) How's my li'l blue buddy doin'?

Oh, yeah, I think I owe you a few dozen of these.... ::::::::::::::GLOMP:::::::::::::::::: :lol:

By the way, just to let all'a y'all know... yeah, I AM still just THAT damn good-looking. 8)

[Kid Icarus]

O_O

Leo? Holy hell, I thought you'd died or something.

Welcome back, NWO. You've been missed.

[Kali]

Yo, Leo. Nice to see you back. I've been itching for more of your fan fics.

[GK Punk]

And me bringing all sorts of hilarity to the boards with my unquestionable greatness. *Does the "Voltron" point to himself*

PA Tech forever!

And I wonder why no girls talk to me...

:lol:

How many times did you edit that post :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

GK: And for those who are slow, It's spelled "S-P-A-M-T-A-C-U-L-A-R"

Oh god no. Jesus, **** no.

[Voltron]

:lol:

How many times did you edit that post :lol:

Curses! My plots been foiled! I'll get you next time GK! Next time!

[Leo656]

Great to see you, too, Kali. You'll get updates, keep checkin' with GW. :D They oughta be up sooner rather than later.

Died? Me? Hell naw, I'm friggin' bulletproof. :lol: Just had some of that nasty real-life **** interfere with my recreational time... the nerve.

But I'm back. And that means nWo Tech can get back on track of runnin' things around here the way we did before:

1. Making fun of anyone and everyone
2. Making it a point to be as OT as possible while being so damn entertaining that nobody sees fit to complain
3. Posting this picture...
http://www.comicshype.com/kittie/KrangBan.jpg

Oh yeah, I missed this place....

[That Matt Guy]

Nice to see everyone is so flippin' gung-ho to start breaking the rules.

[azure turtle]

Bet'cher ass I'm back, Az! ((High-5s Azure)) How's my li'l blue buddy doin'?

Oh, yeah, I think I owe you a few dozen of these.... ::::::::::::::GLOMP:::::::::::::::::: :lol:
LOL! Feels just like old times. Glad to see you finally make a comeback! :D

[Leo656]

Matt! Good to see you, too, buddy. 8)

Break rules? Us? Heaven forbid. When have we ever... that it counted? :lol:

Admit it... we make things more interesting around here. We're like that high-school drop-out drunken uncle who only shows up at Christmas, hangs around for a few hours, makes a lot of noise, pukes on himself and then leaves. At first, everyone's having fun, but by the end, everyone's just permanently scarred and unsure what to make of what they've seen, all agreeing to take what they have witnessed to their grave.

And that's not a BAD thing.... that's a GOOD thing! :evilgrin:

[Peanut]

Spam eh...I guess I'll have to keep a look out.

[ThirdMarioBro]

*pulls up scope and aims target at spam*

[Voltron]

As will I look out for spam, too. Or rather, would. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I am leaving the boards forever!

[ThirdMarioBro]

suuuuure you are.

[Barkworm]

What??? :-?

[Leo656]

Voltron ain't leavin'. He's the official Court Jester for the nWo Tech's People's Republic of Super-Funk. We got him as part of that whole arms-for-backbacon deal we cut with Canada.

Bet you didn't know Canada was able to buy and sell you like that, eh Voltron? Well, they did. So now you gotta put up that picture of yourself dressed like the Penguin. :lol:

[Voltron]

Please, Leo. I own Canada and everyone on that Commy ice cube! I gave them their state of the art nerf technology!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Frapplo/nerf2.jpg

Welcome back, by the way.

[Peanut]

Funny Big V. Last time I checked, you were my bitch.

[Barkworm]

Please people. Voltron is god. You're all HIS bitches.

[Leo656]

Voltron, I'm sorry, but it happened so quickly that we pretty much swept in and overtook the whole place before the RCMP were able to figure out which end of the horse smelled the worst. :lol: They had their Nerf technology, but we countered that with Castor Troy's cute @ss.

So yeah, we win. :evilgrin:

((By the way, Cas, we're eagerly waiting for your renewal into our fine organization))

[Voltron]

That was cold, P...just like you're country...and communist, too...

[愛]

Spam meets the business end of my shoe. And Voltron, you know you're not leaving. Where else will you go? Downstairs to your mother, the one who hates you so?

[Voltron]

This thread is about Leo's return and how no one likes Red Canada; not my abusive, neglectful family.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Say hello to the Spam Police. We kick ass, and destroy all and look sexy while doing it.

[Leo656]

Well, luckily there isn't much left of Red Canada after GK and I had our way with it. We were gonna go ahead and kill all the men and rape all the women before we cut 'em loose, but we kept gettin' all confused cuz we were drinking all that Molson, and, well... we figured at that point that THAT idea was best left on paper before we got it backwards in practice. Yeesh.

[Peanut]

The next Canada crack is getting wanged.

[Leo656]

:lol: "wanged"

[愛]

Okay, that's enough. Say your welcome backs and move along. Thanks.

[GK Punk]

Ok, you people are taking this way to seriously. :roll:
we thought it would be a silly, funny way for him to make a comeback post yet you all get your panties in a wad over it. Get over it.

Now I remember why I hardly post or talk to any of you anymore.

[Leo656]

Ohh, burn! GK with the harshness. :o

Move along? Hmm... I suppose I *could*...

BUT since technically GK/Alison/Whatever the hell reeking-of-ambiguous name he uses these days started this thread... and NOT me... it's really not up to ME but, rather, my buddy there what the point of all this is. It *could* be about me just saying "Hi, welcome back, love and worship me etc etc etc," BUT it can also be about me and GK and our circle of friends doing/saying whatever we jolly well please, cuz, y'know... WE started the thread and, aside from "The Band is Back Together", there's no solid *topic* or *point* to the thread, therefore nobody can really go "OT" in this particular thread, thus making "spamming" in one sense kind of irrelevant...

Ahh, loopholes. See how we got away with murder back in the day? :lol:

Move along? Nah. I obstruct. ((Crosses arms and smirks defiantly)) 8)

[GK Punk]

Ohh, burn! GK with the harshness. :o


Kitten's got claws!... Alison has claws...? Meh whatever.

Yeah it was harsh, I just miss the days when stuff like this would have been considered silly fun, then forgotten about. people had to go turn this in to Drama, and I'm sick of EVERYTHING getting turned in to Drama! It's regoddamndiculous!

[Leo656]

Y'know what you need, GK?

((lifts the cover off of a tray as angels sing and harp music plays))

BROWNIES!!! :evilgrin:

Who else is in on this? :lol:

[GK Punk]

mmmm Brownies....

[That Matt Guy]

This is why Anarky hates clans. When people claim to be "part" of something, other people get jealous I guess. It is an internet forum, people. "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[Barkworm]

This thread is for fun, I don't see anything wrong with it. Besides, GK getting mad makes Barkworm sad and I'm sure everyone wants me happy.

[JameO]

Welcome back you bastard!

[KROW]

I'm relieved to the highest point that you took Bret Hart. That was a fine display of class. I raise my beverage to you both -- a beverage diluted with plenty of vodka.

[XERO]

Awesome. Just awesome.

Welcome back, your Royal Nashness. 8)

[Leo656]

Alls I can say, Barkworm, is that "hopefully, my sandwich has also appreciated in value..." :lol:

Yeah, guys, c'mon, so GK and I are cocky smartasses... we never took much of anything seriously and we sure ain't about to start now. We're just psyched to be back.
8)

[Anarky]

Welcome back Leo656.

This is why Anarky hates clans. When people claim to be "part" of something, other people get jealous I guess. It is an internet forum, people. "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Well, not exactly. My reason for hating clans is the following. I will now demonstrate the stupidity of clans by using quotes in this threads and envisioning a possible outcome. I know that this thread isn't to be taken seriously, but it really does have everything I need to demonstrate this. now, I'm not pointing this towards the NwO or the PA, I'm pointing this to every friggin clan there is

good, let's begin.

There's person A, opening a thread, stating things like

...we'll be sure and say it v e r y s l o o o w l y, cuz, well, I figure the mean IQ of the noobs hasn't suddenly spiked upwards in the past 14 months or so...
Great idea, insult "noobs". Really, I mean, hey, when you can't go for anybody , go for the weakest. Great idea, really.

Your rightful rulers
Another great idea. Why shoudl anybody bow down before anybody on the net. But no, since clans are the most stupid thing on earth, they might as well just go and rule it.

For far too long, people have been running around unchecked
then clans take themselves for something they aren't in this case, authority. (NOTE: this particular case is different, but I proceed with the standard-situation)

Because you see, there's something vital missing from these forums. And that's choas. Pure, raw, unadulterated chaos
Then, the morons of the clans start to set up their rules. Brilliant. Mostly it's about destroying the current order and make it all different. Because, after all they claim:

And I can't stress the fact that we are Sexier than everyone else

and

We're like the Unofficial Anti-Idiot police of these forums, because, quite frankly, The [CLANNAME] are smarter than everyone else, funnier than everyone else, and just plain sexier than everyone else
been injected with a mind-numbingly potent dose of thread poison

Well, of course a clan hardly ever stays unnoticed since they follow a

"S-P-A-M-T-A-C-U-L-A-R"

policy. By that, they start to spread out and messing around with forums for no real purpose except for getting themselves more enemies and a boner. They need that for their egos.

Well, there are clans and since clans has a S for and end, it's plural. That means there's more than one. They eventually show up with a post like this:

PA Tech forever!

Gloryfing another clan, which has no real purpose either, but indeed has to be better than the first clan. Of course there isn't a difference between the two aside from their names. Both clans are just being plain stupid. Of course, clan A is offended by the post of clan B. So, Clan A decides that it's payback-time. Of course Clan B can't let that be and regroups itself and strikes back...

Then, at some point the authority drops in, trying to save what's left, aying something like:


Nice to see everyone is so flippin' gung-ho to start breaking the rules.

which is actually a thing that a worried mod should say. But hey, clans are idiots. Every single member is an idiot. And since idiots are not called idiots for nothing, they say something like


Admit it... we make things more interesting around here

and

Ok, you people are taking this way to seriously.

which the mods actually aren't, they're simply worried, that it'll all end in... who wants to have a guess?

Exactly a clan war. And what do we know about clan wars? they are hella annoying and people completely loose 75% of their senses, just to insult the other clan.

I must say, a really good idea. Clans just are pure greatness. Why not go out and ruin forums, why not just spam them to death with useless fightting?

And again, for those who forgot: I'm not pointing this towards the NwO or the PA, I'm pointing this to every friggin clan there is

[ThirdMarioBro]

I think he was just messing around and having fun like in the old days (pre 2003) Anarky. It's just how things used to be.

Things were always like this back then. No one cared.

[Anarky]

I don't care how it was. I just wanted to clear up, why I hate clans. And this thread is pure gold for resoures on things people shouldn't say on forums. It was just a very good example, so I thought that this might be a good idea to do this.

[Leo656]

By that, they start to spread out and messing around with forums for no real purpose except for getting themselves more enemies and a boner.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's seriously the best line I've read so far today

All good points. Really. Not gonna argue. Well, not really. Other than... well... we DO make things more interesting around here. And we ARE sexier than just about everyone else. I mean have you SEEN GK rock them kittie ears? How many straight guys you know could pull THAT off and not look stupid? :lol: And we used to have some hot chicks in our little fraternity, too... saying we're dead sexy and funny and that we make things interesting isn't anything besides statement of fact. Just like saying "the atomic weight of cobalt is 58.9" or "Keith Richards has been dead for years and the guy on stage is a hologram". Simple statement of fact. :evilgrin:

As for the "noobs" thing, it wasn't really an attack, that comment was mostly for A) I've been gone for a while, so a lot of people might not know/remember what GK and I used to do around here, and B) last time I was around, there were a bunch of newbie re-re's going around making trouble, starting flamewars and starting spam threads like "What do you think of Leo656?" in which there were options like "totally gay" etc etc. Point was: new or not, mess with us and we make you look like a fool. Cuz we're all witty and sh*t.

Especially if you start IMing me on AIM looking to annoy me. Cuz then I post the IMs here and everybody laughs at you. Those were always classic. :lol:

But hey, clans are idiots. Every single member is an idiot.
I don't want any problem with you, son, but that kinda statement is dangerously close to an attack and more or less the opposite of everything you seemingly stand for, so maybe, y'know, just back off a bit with that kinda stuff. I know it wasn't directed at anyone in particular, but sometimes blanket statements like that are more dangerous. What if I were the highly offendable type? I could say something like "****ing ****er, why the **** do you get off calling me a ****ing idiot you ****ing mother ****ing scab-picking ****-faced panty-wearin' chode?! **** you!" or some such nonsense. I'm NOT, but it COULD happen. And then you got the same situation you're worried about me and my crew startin'.

So, y'know, just chill out. Relax. Have some cake. We didn't kill the forums before, and we won't this time either. We DO make things better. Y'know how many times we weaseled out trouble-makers when Krang and none of the Mods were around? People would start spamming, flaming, acting like bobos, and we'd screw with them to the point where they'd get so frustrated they'd be all "F*CK this place! Leo, you're a F*G and this forum sucks etc etc!" and then they'd go be a little b*tch somewhere else. And then Krang'd be all "Yo, good job last night, thanks for cleanin' up" or somethin', and then we'd all jump in the grotto with some honeys. No bigs.

Yeah, we're a buncha cocky, smart-mouth j*rkoffs, but despite all the random chaos, we don't start the problems, we end 'em. Thus, the "Official Anti-Idiot Police" description. Ask around, we're really swell fellas once you get to know us (or have some beer... or just really big boobs).

So, that said... nWo Tech 4 Life. 8)

Oh, and thanks for the WB.

[GK Punk]

I love how Anarky picked every point that was obviously just a huge joke to pick apart that post. And thanks for calling us Idiots Anarky. Just keep in mind you're not allowed to attack us like that, being a mod.

And whats with this "Gang War" BS? I don't recall us ever claiming to have a problem with Peanut and Co, and I don't see why we can't live in unison with them.

I don't even know why I stick around anymore.

[Leo656]

Cuz you love being Starsky to my Hutch, y'big silly. Or is that the other way around? I got it: We'll just be Simon and Simon. :P

One day, and already things seem so familiar. Man, I missed this place.

But with apologies to GK, I wasn't joking when I said we were sexier than everyone else. I'm sure he'll agree with me on that. Other than that, yeah, a lot of that was us being facetious (look it up).

So anyway, where's HT with the big "Welcome Back" banner and everything? I'm waaaaiting...... :P

[Jo Dawn]

Welcome back, Leo. ;)

[ThirdMarioBro]

Allright, this thread was just for some happy fun.

Anarky, I believe you're kinda blowing this out of porportion.

Please stop the arguments or I'm locking this, and I don't want to.

[Leo656]

I didnt see any arguing per se, but I do agree that I don't want any of it. TMB knows what we're about. Heck, most people seem to remember. Well, like me or not, I'm back, and we all know what that means: A nearly 200% increase in wrestling talk, sarcastic barbs, Ashton Kutcher-bashing, loooooong-ass posts, and jokes about Kevin Nash and his godlike hair.

And really, who doesn't want THAT? :D

[JameO]

I love how Anarky picked every point that was obviously just a huge joke to pick apart that post. And thanks for calling us Idiots Anarky. Just keep in mind you're not allowed to attack us like that, being a mod.

And whats with this "Gang War" BS? I don't recall us ever claiming to have a problem with Peanut and Co, and I don't see why we can't live in unison with them.

I don't even know why I stick around anymore.

Well said. You tell that dumbass where to go!

[Peanut]

I love how Anarky picked every point that was obviously just a huge joke to pick apart that post. And thanks for calling us Idiots Anarky. Just keep in mind you're not allowed to attack us like that, being a mod.

And whats with this "Gang War" BS? I don't recall us ever claiming to have a problem with Peanut and Co, and I don't see why we can't live in unison with them.

I don't even know why I stick around anymore.

GK...I can't thank you enough for that post. Seriously, I love you for that.

[Jo Dawn]

Well said. You tell that dumbass where to go!

Unneeded and unnecessary. Don't call names.


For God's sake, will everyone grow up? :roll:

[Brodie]

"Peanut and Co"? .....I'm offended.

Well, not quite...

[KROW]

Wow. Isn't it amazing to know that Jester and I got slammed for doing the "Safety Dance"? :P

[Leo656]

Yeah, really, calling someone a "dumbass" is juvenile...

An adult would at least say "j***-soaked tampon-swallower", or something to that effect. I haven't called anyone a dumbass since high school. Be more creative next time, wouldja? If the insults aren't creative enough, people will start taking them seriously and then other people will cry and then I'll get blamed. And while calling someone a genetic defective and telling them to fall and crack their skull on the edge of a concrete swimming pool filled with the AIDS virus IS funny, it's only funny when *I* say it. And I don't wanna get yelled at when other people jack my phrases and sayings.

So there. :lol:

[Jo Dawn]

Wow. Isn't it amazing to know that Jester and I got slammed for doing the "Safety Dance"? :P


No kidding. Heh. Talk about 'unnecessary'. ;)




...One more insult or name calling incident here, and I'm locking this thread. I can see both side's points, but this is getting rediculous...

[Leo656]

Just for the record, the nWo Tech haven't insulted anyone... all my insulting sayings were used for illustration purposes only. And because they were funny.

[Brodie]

Ha.....ha?

[Jo Dawn]

Just for the record, the nWo Tech haven't insulted anyone... all my insulting sayings were used for illustration purposes only. And because they were funny.

Oh, I got that... heh. ;) I'm just speaking in general.

[GK Punk]

"Peanut and Co"? .....I'm offended.

Well, not quite...

Er sorry about that. I didn't want to refer to you as PA Tech, 'cause of the whole Clique Wars thing (That was never a threat in my eyes, I love you PA Tech guys)

[Brodie]

Oh, I just meant I wanted my name mentioned.

[GK Punk]

Oh, I just meant I wanted my name mentioned.


And whats with this "Gang War" BS? I don't recall us ever claiming to have a problem with Brodie and Co, and I don't see why we can't live in unison with them.

I don't even know why I stick around anymore.
Thar ya be!

[ThirdMarioBro]

Er sorry about that. I didn't want to refer to you as PA Tech, 'cause of the whole Clique Wars thing (That was never a threat in my eyes, I love you PA Tech guys)

Same here dude. *high fives*

[That Matt Guy]

Gang War? Let's start the Technodrome faction of the Crips.

[Kid Icarus]

Only if I get the Bloods!

[Anarky]

You guys didn't get my post, it seems. I wasn't going "Hey look at the PA and the NwO, they should get eliminated". I was simply explaining why I (me, as a person) hate clans. I just picked apart Leo656's and the other's posts because they were just, if the post wasn't highly satyrical, a very, very good example on how clans usually act.

I know the history of both, the NwO and the PA-tech (thanks for that one again, Peanut) and I don't see them as a threat for this place. But, the statements were just too good, not to use.

And JameO, please don't insult me.

[Barkworm]

Anarky, with all honesty, the NWO is around as long as I am on these boards and it never EVER caused trouble. Neither did the PA-tech. It seems like you're the only one who has a problem with that (or clans in general or whatever) so PLEASE, for god's, Buddha's, Allah's and Ganesha's sake, let's drop this and never ever ever ever talk about it again.

[GK Punk]

Gang War? Let's start the Technodrome faction of the Crips.

Now We're talkin' :lol:

[ThirdMarioBro]

You guys didn't get my post, it seems. I wasn't going "Hey look at the PA and the NwO, they should get eliminated". I was simply explaining why I (me, as a person) hate clans. I just picked apart Leo656's and the other's posts because they were just, if the post wasn't highly satyrical, a very, very good example on how clans usually act.

The only reason that anyone even still remembers the whole thing is because it keeps getting brought back up every 5 days. It was a mess, everyone got dragged in, it sucked, end of story. Please let it die.


Now, I want a Technodrome faction of the Crips. :lol:

That would be hysterical. Pure hysterical. :D :D

[KROW]

Forgive me for being a bit slow, but I just noticed this.

Vin Diesel is our National Tree, because he's the most charismatic inanimate piece of wood I've ever seen.

I find it very ironic that a man who considers Nash God holds such disdain for a man with the last name Diesel.

[Ryona]

*pokes in*

It looks like a highschool reunion in here. :D

I finally get to meet the legendary Leo. :)

It sounds like you're going to make my job as a mod a whole lot easier! :lol:

[Brodie]

I thought I could get through a whole thread without seeing that damn ass-avatar...

Let's go p-p-p-p-pop some p-p-p-p-punk ass bloods.

[Leo656]

I find it very ironic that a man who considers Nash God holds such disdain for a man with the last name Diesel.

:lol:

Nash is God because he has everything Vin Diesel doesn't: Reasonably good looks for a dude (all dudes look like apes IMO, but Nash is more like... I'unno... Chewbacca), more than one tone of voice, a military record (salute), a sense of humor, the most well-conditioned hair ever seen by man or beast, and, most importantly for him, the rare ability to wear leather pants without chafing.

Plus, he genuinely loves his fans. Why else does he always look like he's blowing everyone kisses?
http://www.heyyo.org/Nash/2/12kn.jpg


And, well, yeah, Nash's head doesn't make him look like a giant Mr. Potato Head stand-in, so, y'know, he's got that over Vin Diesel, too. :D

[Kid Icarus]

Leo, wasn't Nash Super Shredder in TMNT2?

[Jo Dawn]

I know you asked Leo, but yeah, he was.


...And, Leo... better conditioned hair than Shawn Michaels?


;)

[XERO]

Shawn Michaels now or 1993 Shawn Michaels? :lol:

[KROW]

Nash does have good hair. But back in his Diesel days with Shawn, that mullet just went nowhere. Oy gavalt. Once he started to grow it out, that's when I started to take him seriously.

[Peanut]

The best part about Nash was his exciting matches...oh wait...

[XERO]

Man, it's almost obvious that no one mention Scott Hall's name. :P

[ThirdMarioBro]

I stand behind Hulkamania till the end.

[Leo656]

Heh... Nash DID have plenty of exciting matches, Peanut... he just fell into a formula after a while once he started getting lazy. But his matches with Michaels, Bret, Hall and Undertaker were definitely exciting. I mean, c'mon, he dragged a great match out of the Undertaker... in some countries that alone is grounds for offerings and ritual sacrifices in his name. :lol:

And yeah, for some reason Nash's mullet didn't seem to work. *My* mullet looks good... HBK's at the time looked good, too... but Nash? Eh, not so much. Still, it WAS a big step up from one of his previous looks...
http://stinger1987.homestead.com/files/masterorblasternash.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! GET IT AWAY! IT BURNS! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNSSSSS!!!!!

[JameO]

Unneeded and unnecessary. Don't call names.


For God's sake, will everyone grow up? :roll:

I will stop being a childish bastard when anarky drops this god damn gang bullcrap. He can go around calling us all idiots and stuff but nothing gets done. So don't tell me that im immature, because im going for rudest member remember?

[Leo656]

I thought Matt138 had "Rudest Member" locked up until the end of the Century... :lol:

Remember the good ol' days, Matt? Beating prostitutes to death with sacks of doorknobs and leaving them stuffed in the dryer in some apartment building's laundry room in the middle of the night? Man we had some times... :evilgrin:

[Brodie]

*My* mullet looks good...


Oh my god, has anyone ever said that, EVER?

[Leo656]

Yes, but very few. See, it's actually a very hard 'do to pull off. *I* can, but very very few can do it without looking stupid.

http://pix4.hotornot.com/pics/HQ/HU/NE/KZ/NEBERYBGTLST.jpg

Now there ain't nobody can tell me that that ain't one damn fine-lookin' mullet. And the guy sportin' it ain't bad, either.

[Brodie]

You can confuse a lot of people by that picture... They think "Guns n' Roses? Mullet? Is this 1989?" But the sad thing is that it's probably not.

Maybe not sad, but pretty funny.

Business up-front, party in the back.

[Barkworm]

Yes, but very few. See, it's actually a very hard 'do to pull off. *I* can, but very very few can do it without looking stupid.
The only other one is Solid Snake. And he's not even real.

[Leo656]

:lol:

I also just realized that in my post where I showed a picture of Nash as Master Blaster Steele, my avatar of Nash looks like he's pointing down at himself in his old persona and saying, "What the F*CK is that?!!" :lol:

[jeff the cheff]

Your mullet is so classy.

[Leo656]

Proper conditioning and hot oil treatments are crucial. Hygiene rules. 8)

[ThirdMarioBro]

*sniffs underarms* meh, I'll take a bath next week. ........ What are you looking at? :lol:

[Hannah]

Well... hi... there... Leo...person.

I think everyone know you 'cept me.
e_e

[Brodie]

You were like, 3, when he first started oppressing people on this board.

[Hannah]

You were like, 3, when he first started oppressing people on this board.
That's not funny.




I was 10.

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks*

WOAH! LEO!?

*Glomps the Mulleted Muscleman*

Jeezum, long time no see.... I have So missed you...

[Jo Dawn]

It's not funny. :-(

*hugs Hannah tight*


Come on guys. It bothers her. Stop teasing her about it. Especially since we know it bugs her.

Age is a touchy subject with me, too. So I know how it feels. Let it drop, 'kay?

[ThirdMarioBro]

Agreed. Didn't mean to hurt her feelings.

[Leo656]

*blinks*

WOAH! LEO!?

*Glomps the Mulleted Muscleman*

Jeezum, long time no see.... I have So missed you...


I missed you too, cutie. Shall we consider you an ally of nWo Tech once again? :D

No more long abscences planned. Honest!

[tOkKa]

-->>http://www.terrible2z.com/coleco-wh0rehouse/bonk/Bonks-FreakingOut.gif

WAAHH-h00!!

HEY ever'buddy!.. Sean is so happy to see his pal tOkKie again he said he was gonna give me 50 bucks n' that's jus' the kind of swell guy he is isn't that nice of him o' geez o pete we all should have a great pal like him huh !!

:sick: :dead: :sick:

[Hannah]

~steals tokkas avatar~


Puppiiee!!

^_^

[KROW]

I also just realized that in my post where I showed a picture of Nash as Master Blaster Steele, my avatar of Nash looks like he's pointing down at himself in his old persona and saying, "What the F*CK is that?!!" :lol:
Oh, man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Taking a day-long sabbatical from this place doesn't help my sides from not splitting. The things I miss in 24 hours.

[Machias Banshee]

I missed you too, cutie. Shall we consider you an ally of nWo Tech once again? :D

No more long abscences planned. Honest!



Heck Yes! You guys saved my tail more than enough times... *hugs and Mangoes*

Yes, No more absences!
*puts a leash on Leo and ties him to a--- tree*

Its so good to have you back. :D

[Raven]

You were like, 3, when he first started oppressing people on this board.

come on brodie, show some respect, hannahs a nice person.

[CyberCubed]

God, looking back at the old community of the drome, lots of weirdos, honestly.

[Barkworm]

Nah, mostly just a lot of impressionable VERY young people.

[Andrew NDB]

There was definitely weirdos in the mix. Also some really sick people.