The Band Is Back Together

**GK Punk** · 01-13-2005, 11:00 PM

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Or, as GK says it: "**** 'em if they can't take a joke......"))

"The Following announcement... Has Been Paid for... By the New World Order.

....Through the Years, people have come to expect things from The Technodrome forums. Conversations about TMNT, Great People, Lots of Fun.... As well as us.... *Does the nWo point at the door*.

*Voltron* · 01-13-2005, 11:03 PM

And me bringing all sorts of hilarity to the boards with my unquestionable greatness. *Does the "Voltron" point to himself*

PA Tech forever!

And I wonder why no girls talk to me...

~~Leo656~~ · 01-13-2005, 11:09 PM

Now for those of you who don't know what the deal is here, allow us to spell it out for ya. And since I see a lotta new faces, we'll be sure and say it v e r y s l o o o w l y, cuz, well, I figure the mean IQ of the noobs hasn't suddenly spiked upwards in the past 14 months or so. Well, fear not, little sheep. Your rightful rulers have returned from Valhalla to lead you all unto the Promised Land, a new Golden Age of the Technodrome Forums. Because you see, we plan on giving this place a little bit of a shakeup. Things have been getting stale. Complacent. For far too long, people have been running around unchecked, espousing their crap while knowing that they're safe from the wrath of nWo Tech. Just because guys like Jarrah, Rez, and Tokka (not the REAL Tokka, of course, Dave, I mean the Jurrassic Slapnut that used to make it his mission to make my life miserable) ain't around doesn't mean that everything's running smoothly around here. Far from it.

Because you see, there's something vital missing from these forums. And that's choas. Pure, raw, unadulterated chaos. Well, consider yourselves warned, because the Technodrome has, once again, been injected with a mind-numbingly potent dose of thread poison. Question: How does the Technodrome Forum spell "excitement"? Answer: It's spelled "nWo Tech."

GK: And for those who are slow, It's spelled "S-P-A-M-T-A-C-U-L-A-R"

Here's how it works: The powers-that-be do their job, containing arguments, warning and banning people who step out of line. Fine. Let 'em. Us? We do OUR job by shaking things up and smacking down anybody who crosses the line into blatant stupidity. We're like the Unofficial Anti-Idiot police of these forums, because, quite frankly, GK and I are smarter than everyone else, funnier than everyone else, and just plain sexier than everyone else. Hey, it's a tough job, but it needs to be done.

GK: And I can't stress the fact that we are Sexier than everyone else.

Now, since we're back and getting back to business after my unforseen abscence, we've prepared a list of important items we need to cover. Call it the Official nWo Tech State of the New Millenium Address. This is the way things are. Don't like it? Tough. We don't change our minds easily, and especially not when we're drunk. And since I've had a lotta free time this past year without verbally smacking down foolish, know-nothing pissants and coming up with new jokes about Kevin Nash's hair, I've managed to drink myself to the point that, like Jesus, my blood is legally considered wine.

Fitting, in a way, since I have just as much authority as the Pope... I just don't have as many people who agree with me.

*As of 8:15 EST yesterday morning, nWo Tech have officially seceded from the United States and declared ourselves a sovereign nation, beholden to no authority, law-making party, or governing body besides ourselves. GK and I will serve as permanent Co-Emperor Dictator Supreme Ruler-Type Guy, while W. Axl Rose has been appointed Secretary of Defense. Vin Diesel is our National Tree, because he's the most charismatic inanimate piece of wood I've ever seen. Jennifer Lopez is being considered as our new Secretary of Defense, because let's face it: Anyone who could find Ben Affleck's penis should be able to weasel out a few terrorists with comparitive ease.

And now, our National Flag:

*Per our new national law, hot chicks must be naked indoors. And serve the nWo Tech powers-that-be copious amounts of beer and Chinese food and p-...... brownies. Delicious, nutritious brownies. "Pain-go-bye-bye brownies"......

*As of 9:27 EST this evening, in our first official act of aggression against a foreign nation, nWo Tech have officially annexed Canada. All of it. Those guys never saw it comin'.

*As of 9:45 EST this evening, nWo Tech have dissolved the sub-province of Montreal because French people have no rights here.

*As of 10:30 EST this evening, nWo Tech have pillaged and cast aside the remnants of Canada, after adopting all the good stuff as our own: Socialized health care, plentiful hemp fields, Molson beer, currency with beavers on it, and Bret Hart. Why? Because hockey f*cking sucks.

*Due to recent stylistic changes, we have adopted a new International Symbol For Choking.
Old symbol:

New Symbol:

*Ashton Kutcher: Go f*ck yourself.

Now that that's finished, it's good to be back, I've missed everybody, and here's hopin' things are even wilder this time around. When GK and I said we were "nWo 4 Life..." we meant it.

Now, everybody into my trailer for pot pies and Mountain Dew!

**ThirdMarioBro** · 01-13-2005, 11:16 PM

Holy sh*t *drops dead*

Peanut · 01-13-2005, 11:17 PM

Yaaaaaaaaawn.

**azure turtle** · 01-13-2005, 11:22 PM

OMG... Leo's back!!

*faints*

~~Leo656~~ · 01-13-2005, 11:24 PM

Bet'cher ass I'm back, Az! ((High-5s Azure)) How's my li'l blue buddy doin'?

Oh, yeah, I think I owe you a few dozen of these.... ::::::::::::::GLOMP::::::::::::::::::

By the way, just to let all'a y'all know... yeah, I AM still just THAT damn good-looking.

*Kid Icarus* · 01-13-2005, 11:26 PM

O_O

Leo? Holy hell, I thought you'd died or something.

Welcome back, NWO. You've been missed.

**Kali** · 01-13-2005, 11:26 PM

Yo, Leo. Nice to see you back. I've been itching for more of your fan fics.

**GK Punk** · 01-13-2005, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

And me bringing all sorts of hilarity to the boards with my unquestionable greatness. *Does the "Voltron" point to himself*

PA Tech forever!

And I wonder why no girls talk to me...

How many times did you edit that post

*That Matt Guy* · 01-13-2005, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

GK: And for those who are slow, It's spelled "S-P-A-M-T-A-C-U-L-A-R"

Oh god no. Jesus, **** no.

*Voltron* · 01-13-2005, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alison Chains

How many times did you edit that post

Curses! My plots been foiled! I'll get you next time GK! Next time!

~~Leo656~~ · 01-13-2005, 11:37 PM

Great to see you, too, Kali. You'll get updates, keep checkin' with GW.

They oughta be up sooner rather than later.

Died? Me? Hell naw, I'm friggin' bulletproof.

Just had some of that nasty real-life **** interfere with my recreational time... the nerve.

But I'm back. And that means nWo Tech can get back on track of runnin' things around here the way we did before:

1. Making fun of anyone and everyone
2. Making it a point to be as OT as possible while being so damn entertaining that nobody sees fit to complain
3. Posting this picture...

Oh yeah, I missed this place....

*That Matt Guy* · 01-13-2005, 11:38 PM

Nice to see everyone is so flippin' gung-ho to start breaking the rules.

**azure turtle** · 01-13-2005, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

Bet'cher ass I'm back, Az! ((High-5s Azure)) How's my li'l blue buddy doin'?

Oh, yeah, I think I owe you a few dozen of these.... ::::::::::::::GLOMP::::::::::::::::::

LOL! Feels just like old times. Glad to see you finally make a comeback!

~~Leo656~~ · 01-13-2005, 11:43 PM

Matt! Good to see you, too, buddy.

Break rules? Us? Heaven forbid. When have we ever... that it counted?

Admit it... we make things more interesting around here. We're like that high-school drop-out drunken uncle who only shows up at Christmas, hangs around for a few hours, makes a lot of noise, pukes on himself and then leaves. At first, everyone's having fun, but by the end, everyone's just permanently scarred and unsure what to make of what they've seen, all agreeing to take what they have witnessed to their grave.

And that's not a BAD thing.... that's a GOOD thing!

Peanut · 01-13-2005, 11:50 PM

Spam eh...I guess I'll have to keep a look out.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 01-13-2005, 11:51 PM

*pulls up scope and aims target at spam*

*Voltron* · 01-13-2005, 11:54 PM

As will I look out for spam, too. Or rather, would. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I am leaving the boards forever!

**ThirdMarioBro** · 01-13-2005, 11:56 PM

suuuuure you are.

01-13-2005, 11:00 PM	#1
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	The Band Is Back Together ((The following statement is not meant to be taken entirely seriously. The statements made within the body of this text are in no way endorsed or supported by the moderating staff of thetechnodrome.com. Any crude or offensive comments should be taken with a grain of salt, or several as the case may be. No animals were harmed during the making of this post, except for Leo656's cat, who got a little too close to the guys and is now suffering severe second-hand smoke side effects; she now thinks she's a praying mantis dressed like Spuds Mackenzie. If the following offends you in any way, consider the fact that it could be worse: at least nothing in here is as offensive and insulting to your intelligence as "Catwoman". Or, as GK says it: "**** 'em if they can't take a joke......")) "The Following announcement... Has Been Paid for... By the New World Order. ....Through the Years, people have come to expect things from The Technodrome forums. Conversations about TMNT, Great People, Lots of Fun.... As well as us.... Does the nWo point at the door.

01-13-2005, 11:03 PM	#2
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	And me bringing all sorts of hilarity to the boards with my unquestionable greatness. Does the "Voltron" point to himself PA Tech forever! And I wonder why no girls talk to me... __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

01-13-2005, 11:16 PM	#4
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01-13-2005, 11:22 PM	#6
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	OMG... Leo's back!! faints __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

01-13-2005, 11:51 PM	#18
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01-13-2005, 11:09 PM	#3
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Now for those of you who don't know what the deal is here, allow us to spell it out for ya. And since I see a lotta new faces, we'll be sure and say it v e r y s l o o o w l y, cuz, well, I figure the mean IQ of the noobs hasn't suddenly spiked upwards in the past 14 months or so. Well, fear not, little sheep. Your rightful rulers have returned from Valhalla to lead you all unto the Promised Land, a new Golden Age of the Technodrome Forums. Because you see, we plan on giving this place a little bit of a shakeup. Things have been getting stale. Complacent. For far too long, people have been running around unchecked, espousing their crap while knowing that they're safe from the wrath of nWo Tech. Just because guys like Jarrah, Rez, and Tokka (not the REAL Tokka, of course, Dave, I mean the Jurrassic Slapnut that used to make it his mission to make my life miserable) ain't around doesn't mean that everything's running smoothly around here. Far from it. Because you see, there's something vital missing from these forums. And that's choas. Pure, raw, unadulterated chaos. Well, consider yourselves warned, because the Technodrome has, once again, been injected with a mind-numbingly potent dose of thread poison. Question: How does the Technodrome Forum spell "excitement"? Answer: It's spelled "nWo Tech." GK: And for those who are slow, It's spelled "S-P-A-M-T-A-C-U-L-A-R" Here's how it works: The powers-that-be do their job, containing arguments, warning and banning people who step out of line. Fine. Let 'em. Us? We do OUR job by shaking things up and smacking down anybody who crosses the line into blatant stupidity. We're like the Unofficial Anti-Idiot police of these forums, because, quite frankly, GK and I are smarter than everyone else, funnier than everyone else, and just plain sexier than everyone else. Hey, it's a tough job, but it needs to be done. GK: And I can't stress the fact that we are Sexier than everyone else. Now, since we're back and getting back to business after my unforseen abscence, we've prepared a list of important items we need to cover. Call it the Official nWo Tech State of the New Millenium Address. This is the way things are. Don't like it? Tough. We don't change our minds easily, and especially not when we're drunk. And since I've had a lotta free time this past year without verbally smacking down foolish, know-nothing pissants and coming up with new jokes about Kevin Nash's hair, I've managed to drink myself to the point that, like Jesus, my blood is legally considered wine. Fitting, in a way, since I have just as much authority as the Pope... I just don't have as many people who agree with me. As of 8:15 EST yesterday morning, nWo Tech have officially seceded from the United States and declared ourselves a sovereign nation, beholden to no authority, law-making party, or governing body besides ourselves. GK and I will serve as permanent Co-Emperor Dictator Supreme Ruler-Type Guy, while W. Axl Rose has been appointed Secretary of Defense. Vin Diesel is our National Tree, because he's the most charismatic inanimate piece of wood I've ever seen. Jennifer Lopez is being considered as our new Secretary of Defense, because let's face it: Anyone who could find Ben Affleck's penis should be able to weasel out a few terrorists with comparitive ease. And now, our National Flag: Per our new national law, hot chicks must be naked indoors. And serve the nWo Tech powers-that-be copious amounts of beer and Chinese food and p-...... brownies. Delicious, nutritious brownies. "Pain-go-bye-bye brownies"...... As of 9:27 EST this evening, in our first official act of aggression against a foreign nation, nWo Tech have officially annexed Canada. All of it. Those guys never saw it comin'. As of 9:45 EST this evening, nWo Tech have dissolved the sub-province of Montreal because French people have no rights here. As of 10:30 EST this evening, nWo Tech have pillaged and cast aside the remnants of Canada, after adopting all the good stuff as our own: Socialized health care, plentiful hemp fields, Molson beer, currency with beavers on it, and Bret Hart. Why? Because hockey fcking sucks. Due to recent stylistic changes, we have adopted a new International Symbol For Choking. Old symbol: New Symbol: Ashton Kutcher: Go f*ck yourself. Now that that's finished, it's good to be back, I've missed everybody, and here's hopin' things are even wilder this time around. When GK and I said we were "nWo 4 Life..." we meant it. Now, everybody into my trailer for pot pies and Mountain Dew!

01-13-2005, 11:17 PM	#5
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Yaaaaaaaaawn.

01-13-2005, 11:24 PM	#7
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Bet'cher ass I'm back, Az! ((High-5s Azure)) How's my li'l blue buddy doin'? Oh, yeah, I think I owe you a few dozen of these.... ::::::::::::::GLOMP:::::::::::::::::: By the way, just to let all'a y'all know... yeah, I AM still just THAT damn good-looking.

01-13-2005, 11:26 PM	#8
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	O_O Leo? Holy hell, I thought you'd died or something. Welcome back, NWO. You've been missed.

01-13-2005, 11:26 PM	#9
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Yo, Leo. Nice to see you back. I've been itching for more of your fan fics.

01-13-2005, 11:37 PM	#13
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Great to see you, too, Kali. You'll get updates, keep checkin' with GW. They oughta be up sooner rather than later. Died? Me? Hell naw, I'm friggin' bulletproof. Just had some of that nasty real-life **** interfere with my recreational time... the nerve. But I'm back. And that means nWo Tech can get back on track of runnin' things around here the way we did before: 1. Making fun of anyone and everyone 2. Making it a point to be as OT as possible while being so damn entertaining that nobody sees fit to complain 3. Posting this picture... Oh yeah, I missed this place....

01-13-2005, 11:38 PM	#14
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Nice to see everyone is so flippin' gung-ho to start breaking the rules.

01-13-2005, 11:43 PM	#16
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Matt! Good to see you, too, buddy. Break rules? Us? Heaven forbid. When have we ever... that it counted? Admit it... we make things more interesting around here. We're like that high-school drop-out drunken uncle who only shows up at Christmas, hangs around for a few hours, makes a lot of noise, pukes on himself and then leaves. At first, everyone's having fun, but by the end, everyone's just permanently scarred and unsure what to make of what they've seen, all agreeing to take what they have witnessed to their grave. And that's not a BAD thing.... that's a GOOD thing!

01-13-2005, 11:50 PM	#17
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Spam eh...I guess I'll have to keep a look out.

01-13-2005, 11:54 PM	#19
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	As will I look out for spam, too. Or rather, would. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I am leaving the boards forever! __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

01-13-2005, 11:56 PM	#20
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	suuuuure you are. __________________