The Second Annual T'Drome Awards Ceremony (Its really done this time!)

[Machias Banshee]

Alrighty.

The time..... has come.


*snaps fingers*



*The Drome is suddenly turned into a GIANT Dancehall. Blue and silver candles and floral arrangements decorate the tables that take up most of the floor. At each place is a card with a member's name. Love letters pile up in the plates of Alison and Ai, from people still confused about their genders...

On the stage is a Giant 8-foot gold replica of the famous Dromey Award. A podium stands in the center with a small transparent table, the awards in sealed envelopes. offstage, the various presenters chat and enjoy the champagne..

In the Back of the hall, a long line of tables presents the fine dining of the evening, everything from pheasant under glass to Pizza. On one large circular table is the punchbowl, complete with lil fountain and umbrellas for glasses.

Everyone is dressed up to the nines. Matt in his fine military garb, the local ladies in their finest gowns, and a few guys in trenchcoats playing with their handheld games. Ryo is... uh... bellydancing on the red carpet? Oh boy...*


Welcome to the Second Annual Drome Awards Ceremony!

*is dressed in long slinky black dress, hair in messy updo*

Please, make yourselves comfortable, have some food, and be ready for the festivities to begin!

Guys, dont spike the punch this time! ;)


And now, let me introduce our fine Host, Mr. Jester!

*hands it over to him*



((Yeh, I asked If I could Just create the awards 'atmosphere'. I love doin this stuff... :) ))

[Jester]

Sweet!!!! Pass the hourderves....
*grabs a heaping handfull. Jester has never looked more dashing. Wearing a salmon collored tux, complete with cane and top hat. he makes his way to the podium, crammoing the remainder of the snacks into his pockets and quickly chewing down what's in his mouth. with a still stuffed mouth he takes the mic*
Welcome one and all to the 2nd annual Dromies, or Golden Dromes, oh what ever the heck u wanna call them. I see KROW and Stormie are here....the only relationship as strong as Brad and.....oh wait....they broke up. In all seriousness best of luck to u....Banchee thanks for throwing this all together. I've only seen monkeys throw somehting together thois fast...and that wasn't half as pretty. Well...i'll start by presenting an award or 2....
*looks in his pockets, nothing....*
uhh....one minute.....
*pulls Banchee aside.*
Is it to late to pull the plug....i forgot to count all the votes sent in by Ai and Matt....they flooded me....they really wanted that "most likely to kill a man" they alm,ost drowned me in ballots....STALL!!!!
*runs off to make one final tally*

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks* Aw, dont tell me that.... theyre gonna lynch ME for this....

*speaks into the microphone*
Um, be sure to visit the food lines. Our chefs are making a delightful meal for us this evening....

*watches Jester leave* I hope the bellboy gets all the firearms, for our sakes... *heads off to find the live entertainment*

[Jester]

*rumages through his dressing room.*
Ballots....ballots....ballots....THERE!!!!
*dives on to a large stack of scan-tron ballots, most from Ai and Matt.*
1 for matt, 1,2,3 for Ai.....one for matt from a Mr. I.C. Weiner....crud....
this may take a while....:(

[Machias Banshee]

*reassures the other awards presenters*
I'm sure we'll be starting any minute now. Jester just has a few things to do and we'll start. Hopefully there's enough to keep all the members busy...

[Brodie]

Come on, get on with it, or I'll kill the kid.

http://www.chico.mweb.co.za/mg/art/film/9906/990617-simon.jpg

Swear to god.

[Jester]

*runs back out to that stage, but on the way trips on his shoe laces....sending the envelops flying all ove the floor....now the awards are out of order.*

Oh boy.....Sorry Simon Birch....

*picks up the envelops and takes the stage*

ok...the first envelop here is for....uh...."Most insightful posts"

the nominies are....
Hooligan
Voltron
TMB
Buslady
Krow

and the winner is.....drum roll please.....
DAMN HOOLIGAN!!!!!

http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0511mostinsightful.jpg

here's ur statue...wanna say a few words??

[Kid Icarus]

*sits with the little group of gamers, tapping away on his DS's bottom screen mumbling about bulls trying to run people over*

*takes a sip of an undisclosed mixed drink, turns his DS off, and looks around*

[Anarky]

Where's the booze. I want to drink, now.

And wasn't I nominated for "most insightful"? I need beer... NOW!

[Ryona]

Congratulations, Damnhooligan! :D

*claps hands*

*takes a seat back down and sips a cup of Baileys*

[damnhooligan]

What the...

I'm honored. And even though I don't think I'm as insightful as I am simply addicted to Google, I appreciate it.

Also, in my not-so-long-standing tradition of being insightful, wouldn't it be in everyone's interest to simply list the winners in one post? By the time you get to "Most Likely to Kill a Man", that person will likely have already killed a man out of sheer boredom, negating the award.

[Brodie]

Simon Birch is already dead.

Do I win something for that?

[Jester]

And for an example of why Anarchy didn't get a noid in this catagory....just reread his last post....
and no on to Most interesting and weirdes topic creator....first interesting the nominies are...
Voltron
Matt
TMB

and the winner is.....THIRD MARIO BROTHER!!!!
on to Weirdest topic creator, the nomineies are....
Tetsu
TMB
Jester
Tokka
Jarrah

and the winner is....

TOKKA!!!

http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0512interestingtopic.jpg
http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0513weirdesttopic.jpg

any words guys??

Eariler in the evening we gave away these awards....

Member who spends too much time here:
Krow

Member you'd most like to meet:
Matt

Most artistic member:
Ryo

Least Appreciated Member:
Peanut

Most Humorous:
Voltron

Most interesting name:
Ai

Most lovable member:
JD

Nicest member:
Barkworm

Rudest member:
Jame-o

Strangest member:
Tokka

Member with the Biggest Image Archive:
Ai

Member with the Biggest Vocabulary:
Hooligan

Best Couple:
Krow & Storm Wolf

Best Duo of Members:
Matt & Voltron

Best Moderator:
GK

Overall Best Member:
Barkworm

Member most likely to kill a man:
Matt

Member most likely to never receive an award:
Hannah

PM me to pick up ur statues....let's all commence to trash talk the winners who ain't here....

[Ryona]

Yay! :D

*claps hands*

Congratulations, TMB and tOkKa!

*takes another sip of Baileys*

[Machias Banshee]

Congrats everyone! :)

[愛]

I won two! YEAH! Ownage.

[Brodie]

What about Best Warned Member and Best Banned member?

[Ryona]

*stands up clapping*

Congratulations, everyone! :D

*sits back down and finnishes the cup of Baileys*

Well, that was fast! :P

[Jester]

I promiced some people they can present them...so they and Smallest vocab are being presented by Hannah and Krow respectivly....

[Kid Icarus]

congrats guys :D

*gives Anarky some Crown and Coke* Let the good times commence!

[Jester]

I WON NOTHING, AND I STARTED THIS THREAD....WHAT THE HECK!!!!!
*goes away fuming*

[Kid Icarus]

Yeah, I know. I thought TMB and I would at least win duo of members, but.... Volt and Matt needed to win that one, so it's all good.

[Voltron]

I can't believe I was voted most humorous again. :lol:

Suckers...

[Machias Banshee]

I WON NOTHING, AND I STARTED THIS THREAD....WHAT THE HECK!!!!!
*goes away fuming*


Its ok, hun... there's always next year.

[Barkworm]

So lemme see... I'm not only the nicest one here but also the best... That means that I'm even better than Voltron (I thought that was impossible) and thus some kind of GOD!!!
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!!! ALL OF YOU!!!

[Ryona]

I WON NOTHING, AND I STARTED THIS THREAD....WHAT THE HECK!!!!!
*goes away fuming*



Jester, I honestly thought you would win Least Appreciated Member.

I guess people appreciate you more than you thought. ;)

*hugs*

[Voltron]

You wish, Barkworm. :lol: I will always be better than everyone here. I should win just based on my thread.

[Jester]

Jester, I honestly thought you would win Least Appreciated Member.

I guess people appreciate you more than you thought.

*hugs*
Or less...so i'm so unappriciated that i'm not appriciated enough to be seen as unapriciated....

So lemme see... I'm not only the nicest one here but also the best... That means that I'm even better than Voltron (I thought that was impossible) and thus some kind of GOD!!!
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!!! ALL OF YOU!!!
Don't let it go to your head...a nice person wouldn't....:D

[Kid Icarus]

hey, i'm sure everyone appreciates you! you did organize this whole shindig after all.

*sneaks over to the table, and puts some left-hand brownies in with the regular brownies* :evilgrin:

[Ryona]

Or less...so i'm so unappriciated that i'm not appriciated enough to be seen as unapriciated....


*baps Jester*

Now you're just being silly!

We appreciate you very much! *huge nods*
Don't think otherwise. :)

[Hannah]

((o.O ~is confused about what's going on~
Er... okays.... ummm... here?))

*ahem*
The BEST WARNED MEMBER nominees were:
Shadow the Hedgehog
JameO
Dr. Spengler
Zarius

And the winner is...
http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0519bestwarned.jpg
JAMEO!




The BEST BANNED MEMBER nominees were:
Reznorite
Jarrah
Dfife

And the winner is...
http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0520bestbanned.jpg
JARRAH!






((Shadow didn't win? D= That sucks.

Were the awards for the otehrs posted somewhere else? ~confused~ oO;;; ))

[damnhooligan]

Brodie needed an award. Even if it is unofficial.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/damnhooligan/simonbirchaward.jpg

Also, congrabs to all the winners!

[Voltron]

:lol: Oh man, Damnhooligan, thats going to make his day! Look at his little head on the drome! AHAHAHAHA! THATS PERFECT! GENIUS! BRAVO!

[Ryona]

Gah! These awards look much better than the ones I made!

I don't think I even deserve the Most Artistic Member award...

[Hannah]

Is he that kid in that movie that was like a midget and killed his friend's mom or something...?

[Brodie]

Ha! Damn right, I killed him good.

[Kid Icarus]

You won it though, so I guess you're just stuck with it! bahhaha!

:-O

[Barkworm]

HAHAHA, that "Hooligan award" is so awesome! :lol:
BTW, why are the other awards not posted?
AND WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE KNEELING BEFORE ME YET???

[Ryona]

*kneels before Barkworm* :P

[Jester]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0501toomuchtime.jpg
Member Who Spends Too Much Time Here (Banner by Ryo)

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Member You'd Most Like to Meet (Banner by Ryo)

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Most Artistic Member (Banner by Damnhooligan)

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Least Appreciated Member (Banner by damnhooligan)

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Most Humorous (Banner by damnhooligan)

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Most Interesting Name (Banner by damnhooligan)

[Jester]

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Most Lovable Member (Banner by Ryo)

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Nicest Member (Banner by Ryo)

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Rudest Member (Banner by damnhooligan)

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Strangest Member (Banner by damnhooligan)

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Most Insightful Posts (Banner by Brodie)

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Most Interesting Topic Creator (Banner by damnhooligan)

[Jester]

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Weirdest Topic Creator (Banner by damnhooligan)

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Member with the Biggest Image Archive (Banner by Ryo)

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Member with the Smallest Vocabulary (Banner by damnhooligan)

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Member with the Biggest Vocabulary (Banner by damnhooligan)

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Best Couple (Banner by damnhooligan)

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Best Duo of Members (Banner by damnhooligan)

[Jester]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0519bestwarned.jpg
Best Warned Member (Banner by Brodie)

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Best Banned Member (Banner by Brodie with aid of Voltron)

http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0521overallbest.jpg
Overall Best Member (Banner by Ryo)

http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0522mostlikelytokill.jpg
Most Likely to Kill a Man (Banner by Brodie)

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Most Likely to Never Receive an Award (Banner by Ryo)

[Ryona]

God, your banners are beautiful, Damnhooligan!!!

I think you should automaticly get the Most Artistic Member award! *huge nods*


Brodie is much more creative than me too.

[Jester]

God, your banners are beautiful, Damnhooligan!!!

I think you should automaticly get the Most Artistic Member award! *huge nods*


Brodie is much more creative than me too.
maybe....but the Simon Birch one is pure gold....

[KROW]

This is great, everyone. Congratulations on jobs well done and for making this so much fun. Now, on to my award presentation.

--------------------

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, about to present the next award is someone who needs no introduction, yet will get one anyway since he needs to feel so damn important. He flew in from an abyss on the upper east coast of America during the summer of 2004 and we couldn't get rid of him since. Please welcome a man who is a mystery even unto himself: Krow!

*applause*

Words. There are many in each language and many that have the same meaning and inflection. But, there are those of us in the human race who decided that their fingers are far too busy to wait for the intelligent brain which holds these words. They could say so much, but instead choose to say what they need to briefly and make it as short and sweet as possible, irritating literature teachers everywhere with grammar and punctuation that is, to say the least, most interesting to read. Am I being too gracious? Perhaps, but if I wasn't, I'd be nominated for a different award tonight and well, that's just not who I am. So, without further ado, here are the nominees for Member With the Smallest Vocabulary.

http://www.damnhooligan.com/drome/0515smallvocab.jpg

Jester, Major Pain, Orochi Chimera, Spitfire666xXxXx, and ThirdMarioBro.

And the winner is....

Spitfire!

[Ryona]

*claps hands*

Congratulations, Spitfire!







Umm... I just want to say that I'm really sorry to those who got the awards that I made... :(

I'll make better ones to replace those...

[That Matt Guy]

:-? Why are these banners posted all over the place? And where is the post that says who won? This is more unorganized than last year.

[Nturtle]

:-? Why are these banners posted all over the place? And where is the post that says who won? This is more unorganized than last year.
thanks. :P

Congrats to all those who won. Awesome job witht he banners Ryo, damnhooligan and Brodie!

[KROW]

Check page one for the list of other winners.

[That Matt Guy]

3 awards, eh? Well I'm just tickled pink.

People actually voted to meet me? pffft. That's got to be an error.

[Spitfire]

Haha Hannah won an award for not being likely to win an award. Thats funny to me for some reason
Congrats to everyone who won ^^
Smallest Vocab oh har har. Honestly now I swear half the judges must hate me. I mean come on that's probly the worst award haha as expected. You'll all appreciate me when Im gone! Or you will all celebrate and talk about how stupid I was :lol: I have a B in English too my teacher says Im a good essay writter, the thing that's ironic is he just told me that today and then I see this haha
Hey they used Scratched Car Paint that's one of my favorite fonts

[愛]

You should try reading your posts before considering yourself a good writer. Thank God for spell check, eh? Sometimes I wish they had that on the forums.

[Spitfire]

I used to use Spell Check in Word on every post I made but for some reason my spell check stopped working when I re-installed it. And I write just fine I just dont pay attention when Im typeing and it's a forum so I dont feel like I should have perfect grammar on everything. I come here to relax not worry about missing a coma here and a l in some word. I do that crap at school all day

[愛]

That's fine, but Jesus, sometimes I can't even read your post. A lot of times it's a bunch of runon sentences with some punctuation thrown in random places and maybe an emoticon. Microsoft Word wouldn't even know where to begin. It would probably just straight up freeze on you.

[Hannah]

Hey, guys, chill. XD

Woo MOST LIKELY NOT TO WIN AN AWARD!... then I won an award for it... ironic.
Thank you all for not believing in me. :D

And congrats to all the other winners too! ^^

[Spitfire]

That's fine, but Jesus, sometimes I can't even read your post. A lot of times it's a bunch of runon sentences with some punctuation thrown in random places and maybe an emoticon. Microsoft Word wouldn't even know where to begin. It would probably just straight up freeze on you.
Yes because I am just a out and out retard. That is my goal in life to make myself look as stupid as humanly possible. In fact I enjoy it yes. That's it I love mkaing myself look stupid. You all seem to love it so much. I can obviously see I am not wanted around here. Ive been seeing it. I guess Halfshell was right all along. Maybe this is why he left. If someone doesnt reek perfection then you shun them

[Hannah]

Woah, woah, chill. Let's not fight.

[愛]

Because you don't type right? F*cking please. I'm not saying you're not wanted, nor am I telling you to change your style. I'm just giving you a suggestion. You're just conveying a wrong image, at least to me you are.

[Peanut]

Appreciate me damn it!

Edit: BTW, could someone with patience maybe edit the first post so it announces all the winners? There was a mighty fine job of overly complicating the awards this year and making them unorganized. Also Nturtle, you did a good job last year pal, it was just that one banner creator who ditched on you at the last second.

[Jo Dawn]

...Most loveable??


*wipes eyes* Aww, man... Thanks everyone. I love you all, too. ;) :D

[Brodie]

I'm getting ready for next year, Femm-Turtles are on the way!

[Peanut]

I'm getting ready for next year, Femm-Turtles are on the way!

HAHAHAHA! You've got that award all tied up for next year!

[ThirdMarioBro]

Holy crap, I can't believe I actually won something! YAY!

*dances*

[GK Punk]

Thanks for The Award! Never though I'd win it :O

[Machias Banshee]

Congratulations, Hun.. ;)

Everyone definitely deserved their awards. Well done, everyone..

[Buslady]

wow i guess my vocabulary increased I didnt get nominated for that one this time LOL

who the hell nominated me for most insightful? that's hilarious.

ya guys need to add Most Obsessed Member :P ;)

[Jester]

Next year we can add to it....and next year i'll throw creativity to the wind and just post all the winners in one post....heaven forbid i try to make it like an actual award show....oh and Spitfire....i don't know what happened dude....when the nominating votes came in...i looked to take smallest vocab (again, go figure....i thought i was quite the word-smith) but once the list of Nominies was posted u beat me....no hard feelings...i've never had problems with your posts....but it may be cause i was a fellow nominie....who knows....

[EZweasel]

So lemme see... I'm not only the nicest one here but also the best... That means that I'm even better than Voltron (I thought that was impossible) and thus some kind of GOD!!!
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!!! ALL OF YOU!!!

I didnt vote for you...well i didnt vote at all, but if i did i would have voted for everyone but you :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*wallops EZ with the frozen tuna of doom*

C'mon, be nice... he was a fine choice for best member...

[Barkworm]

I didnt vote for you...well i didnt vote at all, but if i did i would have voted for everyone but you :lol:
Are you the same person who wanted his warning to be taken away? Great job on good behavior man!

[EZweasel]

Are you the same person who wanted his warning to be taken away? Great job on good behavior man!

it was a joke, thats why there is a laughing face beside it.

[Barkworm]

Nevertheless you're annoying the crap out of of me. So back off and don't talk to me unless you have something more intelligent to say.

[That Matt Guy]

^^LOL, woah.

We have a new enemy... EZWeasel. I have no doubt that this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.

[Peanut]

You just insulted Luke so hardcore Matt.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Oh man, that is rich! :lol:

[Kid Icarus]

Ah, where's Leo and GK when you need 'em?

Actually, no. EZ's a cool guy. Chill peeps... please?

If you don't, I'll be forced to beat the little red-headed step child some more. As much fun as that'd be, I've grown bored of it. :lol:

[Krang]

Congratulations to all the winners! :)

And to those of you who are arguing, please take it off the forums.

[Jester]

Yes no more fighting....whose up for an AFTER PARTY!!!!! I'll break out the scrabble and the pigs in a blanket!!!

[Voltron]

I'll pass. All that winning really takes it out of a guy.

[Jo Dawn]

Yes no more fighting....whose up for an AFTER PARTY!!!!! I'll break out the scrabble and the pigs in a blanket!!!

Hehe, after party sounds good... but the thought of Pigs in a blanket is not sounding good right now. Dunno why, I usually like them okay... ugh.


I'll be napping in the corner. Wake me when the party starts.

[KROW]

After party... hmmm...

I thought about it for a few hours and I've come to the conclusion that I'll be there. Why not? I'll bring some booze and a pizza or two.

Should it be a new topic or just take off from here?

[Anarky]

How come I still haven't had a single drop of beer? Booze! Now! :D

[Jester]

I'll pass. All that winning really takes it out of a guy.
I wouldn't know...PARTY!!!!
(and we might as well keep it here....keeps the boards less cluttered)

[Kid Icarus]

How come I still haven't had a single drop of beer? Booze! Now! :D
Hey, I offered you some Crown... :lol:

[Anarky]

Not enough. Not near enough. Me desires more booze. The alcohol the good.

Yeah, I am in a strange mood today :D

[Hannah]

No booze.. they'll be minors here...


o.o

[Jester]

yeAH....we'll be checking ID....i don't plan to drink...i'll be DD and check ID's

[Ryona]

Did somebody say booze?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/Ryo_Saeba/p-wink.gif



Not enough. Not near enough. Me desires more booze. The alcohol the good.

Yeah, I am in a strange mood today :D

Yay! Anarky is feeling silly! :D




Oh! We forgot the entertainment for the Technodrome Award Ceremony!

Well, it's still not too late!

http://www.progpages.com/video/yatta.mpeg

[愛]

The awards are over, fellas. You can take the after-party to the forum games, if you want, but please leave this thread for the winners. Thanks.

[azure turtle]

*exits the after-party and stumbles into the thread*
Hey! Congrats to all the winners of this year's Technodrome awards! :D
*passes out from having too many mango margaritas*

[HorseTechie]

Hmmm... *blinks* ...slag. I always keep on missing out on the good stuff!

*wonders why there isn't a "Best Lurking Mod" award too* :P



But hay, congrats to everyone who got selected as top notch whatevah. :D

[Spitfire]

Congrats guys ^^ Keep on doing them award winning things you do.

[Anarky]

What the hell? Did you look at the post dates? Those are last year's awards...