The Second Annual T'Drome Awards Ceremony (Its really done this time!)

**Machias Banshee** · 01-24-2005, 01:48 PM

Alrighty.

The time..... has come.

*snaps fingers*

*The Drome is suddenly turned into a GIANT Dancehall. Blue and silver candles and floral arrangements decorate the tables that take up most of the floor. At each place is a card with a member's name. Love letters pile up in the plates of Alison and Ai, from people still confused about their genders...

On the stage is a Giant 8-foot gold replica of the famous Dromey Award. A podium stands in the center with a small transparent table, the awards in sealed envelopes. offstage, the various presenters chat and enjoy the champagne..

In the Back of the hall, a long line of tables presents the fine dining of the evening, everything from pheasant under glass to Pizza. On one large circular table is the punchbowl, complete with lil fountain and umbrellas for glasses.

Everyone is dressed up to the nines. Matt in his fine military garb, the local ladies in their finest gowns, and a few guys in trenchcoats playing with their handheld games. Ryo is... uh... bellydancing on the red carpet? Oh boy...*

Welcome to the Second Annual Drome Awards Ceremony!

*is dressed in long slinky black dress, hair in messy updo*

Please, make yourselves comfortable, have some food, and be ready for the festivities to begin!

Guys, dont spike the punch this time!

And now, let me introduce our fine Host, Mr. Jester!

*hands it over to him*

((Yeh, I asked If I could Just create the awards 'atmosphere'. I love doin this stuff...

))

**Jester** · 01-24-2005, 01:58 PM

Sweet!!!! Pass the hourderves....
*grabs a heaping handfull. Jester has never looked more dashing. Wearing a salmon collored tux, complete with cane and top hat. he makes his way to the podium, crammoing the remainder of the snacks into his pockets and quickly chewing down what's in his mouth. with a still stuffed mouth he takes the mic*
Welcome one and all to the 2nd annual Dromies, or Golden Dromes, oh what ever the heck u wanna call them. I see KROW and Stormie are here....the only relationship as strong as Brad and.....oh wait....they broke up. In all seriousness best of luck to u....Banchee thanks for throwing this all together. I've only seen monkeys throw somehting together thois fast...and that wasn't half as pretty. Well...i'll start by presenting an award or 2....
*looks in his pockets, nothing....*
uhh....one minute.....
*pulls Banchee aside.*
Is it to late to pull the plug....i forgot to count all the votes sent in by Ai and Matt....they flooded me....they really wanted that "most likely to kill a man" they alm,ost drowned me in ballots....STALL!!!!
*runs off to make one final tally*

**Machias Banshee** · 01-24-2005, 02:01 PM

*blinks* Aw, dont tell me that.... theyre gonna lynch ME for this....

*speaks into the microphone*
Um, be sure to visit the food lines. Our chefs are making a delightful meal for us this evening....

*watches Jester leave* I hope the bellboy gets all the firearms, for our sakes... *heads off to find the live entertainment*

**Jester** · 01-24-2005, 02:08 PM

*rumages through his dressing room.*
Ballots....ballots....ballots....THERE!!!!
*dives on to a large stack of scan-tron ballots, most from Ai and Matt.*
1 for matt, 1,2,3 for Ai.....one for matt from a Mr. I.C. Weiner....crud....
this may take a while....

**Machias Banshee** · 01-24-2005, 02:33 PM

*reassures the other awards presenters*
I'm sure we'll be starting any minute now. Jester just has a few things to do and we'll start. Hopefully there's enough to keep all the members busy...

*Brodie* · 01-24-2005, 02:39 PM

Come on, get on with it, or I'll kill the kid.

Swear to god.

**Jester** · 01-24-2005, 02:42 PM

*runs back out to that stage, but on the way trips on his shoe laces....sending the envelops flying all ove the floor....now the awards are out of order.*

Oh boy.....Sorry Simon Birch....

*picks up the envelops and takes the stage*

ok...the first envelop here is for....uh...."Most insightful posts"

the nominies are....
Hooligan
Voltron
TMB
Buslady
Krow

and the winner is.....drum roll please.....
DAMN HOOLIGAN!!!!!

here's ur statue...wanna say a few words??

*Kid Icarus* · 01-24-2005, 02:42 PM

*sits with the little group of gamers, tapping away on his DS's bottom screen mumbling about bulls trying to run people over*

*takes a sip of an undisclosed mixed drink, turns his DS off, and looks around*

*Anarky* · 01-24-2005, 02:50 PM

Where's the booze. I want to drink, now.

And wasn't I nominated for "most insightful"? I need beer... NOW!

01-24-2005, 02:52 PM

Congratulations, Damnhooligan!

*claps hands*

*takes a seat back down and sips a cup of Baileys*

*damnhooligan* · 01-24-2005, 02:54 PM

What the...

I'm honored. And even though I don't think I'm as insightful as I am simply addicted to Google, I appreciate it.

Also, in my not-so-long-standing tradition of being insightful, wouldn't it be in everyone's interest to simply list the winners in one post? By the time you get to "Most Likely to Kill a Man", that person will likely have already killed a man out of sheer boredom, negating the award.

*Brodie* · 01-24-2005, 02:56 PM

Simon Birch is already dead.

Do I win something for that?

**Jester** · 01-24-2005, 02:57 PM

And for an example of why Anarchy didn't get a noid in this catagory....just reread his last post....
and no on to Most interesting and weirdes topic creator....first interesting the nominies are...
Voltron
Matt
TMB

and the winner is.....THIRD MARIO BROTHER!!!!
on to Weirdest topic creator, the nomineies are....
Tetsu
TMB
Jester
Tokka
Jarrah

and the winner is....

TOKKA!!!

any words guys??

Eariler in the evening we gave away these awards....

Member who spends too much time here:
Krow

Member you'd most like to meet:
Matt

Most artistic member:
Ryo

Least Appreciated Member:
Peanut

Most Humorous:
Voltron

Most interesting name:
Ai

Most lovable member:
JD

Nicest member:
Barkworm

Rudest member:
Jame-o

Strangest member:
Tokka

Member with the Biggest Image Archive:
Ai

Member with the Biggest Vocabulary:
Hooligan

Best Couple:
Krow & Storm Wolf

Best Duo of Members:
Matt & Voltron

Best Moderator:
GK

Overall Best Member:
Barkworm

Member most likely to kill a man:
Matt

Member most likely to never receive an award:
Hannah

PM me to pick up ur statues....let's all commence to trash talk the winners who ain't here....

01-24-2005, 03:01 PM

Yay!

*claps hands*

Congratulations, TMB and tOkKa!

*takes another sip of Baileys*

**Machias Banshee** · 01-24-2005, 03:04 PM

Congrats everyone!

愛 · 01-24-2005, 03:04 PM

I won two! YEAH! Ownage.

*Brodie* · 01-24-2005, 03:05 PM

What about Best Warned Member and Best Banned member?

01-24-2005, 03:06 PM

*stands up clapping*

Congratulations, everyone!

*sits back down and finnishes the cup of Baileys*

Well, that was fast!

**Jester** · 01-24-2005, 03:08 PM

I promiced some people they can present them...so they and Smallest vocab are being presented by Hannah and Krow respectivly....

*Kid Icarus* · 01-24-2005, 03:10 PM

congrats guys

*gives Anarky some Crown and Coke* Let the good times commence!

01-24-2005, 01:48 PM	#1
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	The Second Annual T'Drome Awards Ceremony (Its really done this time!) Alrighty. The time..... has come. snaps fingers The Drome is suddenly turned into a GIANT Dancehall. Blue and silver candles and floral arrangements decorate the tables that take up most of the floor. At each place is a card with a member's name. Love letters pile up in the plates of Alison and Ai, from people still confused about their genders... On the stage is a Giant 8-foot gold replica of the famous Dromey Award. A podium stands in the center with a small transparent table, the awards in sealed envelopes. offstage, the various presenters chat and enjoy the champagne.. In the Back of the hall, a long line of tables presents the fine dining of the evening, everything from pheasant under glass to Pizza. On one large circular table is the punchbowl, complete with lil fountain and umbrellas for glasses. Everyone is dressed up to the nines. Matt in his fine military garb, the local ladies in their finest gowns, and a few guys in trenchcoats playing with their handheld games. Ryo is... uh... bellydancing on the red carpet? Oh boy... Welcome to the Second Annual Drome Awards Ceremony! is dressed in long slinky black dress, hair in messy updo Please, make yourselves comfortable, have some food, and be ready for the festivities to begin! Guys, dont spike the punch this time! And now, let me introduce our fine Host, Mr. Jester! hands it over to him ((Yeh, I asked If I could Just create the awards 'atmosphere'. I love doin this stuff... ))

01-24-2005, 01:58 PM	#2
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,298	Sweet!!!! Pass the hourderves.... grabs a heaping handfull. Jester has never looked more dashing. Wearing a salmon collored tux, complete with cane and top hat. he makes his way to the podium, crammoing the remainder of the snacks into his pockets and quickly chewing down what's in his mouth. with a still stuffed mouth he takes the mic Welcome one and all to the 2nd annual Dromies, or Golden Dromes, oh what ever the heck u wanna call them. I see KROW and Stormie are here....the only relationship as strong as Brad and.....oh wait....they broke up. In all seriousness best of luck to u....Banchee thanks for throwing this all together. I've only seen monkeys throw somehting together thois fast...and that wasn't half as pretty. Well...i'll start by presenting an award or 2.... looks in his pockets, nothing.... uhh....one minute..... pulls Banchee aside. Is it to late to pull the plug....i forgot to count all the votes sent in by Ai and Matt....they flooded me....they really wanted that "most likely to kill a man" they alm,ost drowned me in ballots....STALL!!!! runs off to make one final tally __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

01-24-2005, 02:08 PM	#4
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,298	rumages through his dressing room. Ballots....ballots....ballots....THERE!!!! dives on to a large stack of scan-tron ballots, most from Ai and Matt. 1 for matt, 1,2,3 for Ai.....one for matt from a Mr. I.C. Weiner....crud.... this may take a while.... __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

01-24-2005, 02:33 PM	#5
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Slowly torturing the masses with each post... reassures the other awards presenters I'm sure we'll be starting any minute now. Jester just has a few things to do and we'll start. Hopefully there's enough to keep all the members busy...

01-24-2005, 02:39 PM	#6
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Come on, get on with it, or I'll kill the kid. Swear to god. __________________ Stupendous Monster

01-24-2005, 02:01 PM	#3
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	blinks Aw, dont tell me that.... theyre gonna lynch ME for this.... speaks into the microphone Um, be sure to visit the food lines. Our chefs are making a delightful meal for us this evening.... watches Jester leave I hope the bellboy gets all the firearms, for our sakes... heads off to find the live entertainment

01-24-2005, 02:42 PM	#7
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,298	runs back out to that stage, but on the way trips on his shoe laces....sending the envelops flying all ove the floor....now the awards are out of order. Oh boy.....Sorry Simon Birch.... picks up the envelops and takes the stage ok...the first envelop here is for....uh...."Most insightful posts" the nominies are.... Hooligan Voltron TMB Buslady Krow and the winner is.....drum roll please..... DAMN HOOLIGAN!!!!! here's ur statue...wanna say a few words?? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656 Last edited by Jester; 01-24-2005 at 02:48 PM.

01-24-2005, 02:42 PM	#8
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	sits with the little group of gamers, tapping away on his DS's bottom screen mumbling about bulls trying to run people over takes a sip of an undisclosed mixed drink, turns his DS off, and looks around

01-24-2005, 02:50 PM	#9
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Where's the booze. I want to drink, now. And wasn't I nominated for "most insightful"? I need beer... NOW! __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

01-24-2005, 02:52 PM	#10
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	Congratulations, Damnhooligan! claps hands takes a seat back down and sips a cup of Baileys

01-24-2005, 02:54 PM	#11
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	What the... I'm honored. And even though I don't think I'm as insightful as I am simply addicted to Google, I appreciate it. Also, in my not-so-long-standing tradition of being insightful, wouldn't it be in everyone's interest to simply list the winners in one post? By the time you get to "Most Likely to Kill a Man", that person will likely have already killed a man out of sheer boredom, negating the award. __________________

01-24-2005, 02:56 PM	#12
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Simon Birch is already dead. Do I win something for that? __________________ Stupendous Monster

01-24-2005, 02:57 PM	#13
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,298	And for an example of why Anarchy didn't get a noid in this catagory....just reread his last post.... and no on to Most interesting and weirdes topic creator....first interesting the nominies are... Voltron Matt TMB and the winner is.....THIRD MARIO BROTHER!!!! on to Weirdest topic creator, the nomineies are.... Tetsu TMB Jester Tokka Jarrah and the winner is.... TOKKA!!! any words guys?? Eariler in the evening we gave away these awards.... Member who spends too much time here: Krow Member you'd most like to meet: Matt Most artistic member: Ryo Least Appreciated Member: Peanut Most Humorous: Voltron Most interesting name: Ai Most lovable member: JD Nicest member: Barkworm Rudest member: Jame-o Strangest member: Tokka Member with the Biggest Image Archive: Ai Member with the Biggest Vocabulary: Hooligan Best Couple: Krow & Storm Wolf Best Duo of Members: Matt & Voltron Best Moderator: GK Overall Best Member: Barkworm Member most likely to kill a man: Matt Member most likely to never receive an award: Hannah PM me to pick up ur statues....let's all commence to trash talk the winners who ain't here.... Last edited by Jester; 01-24-2005 at 03:06 PM.

01-24-2005, 03:01 PM	#14
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	Yay! claps hands Congratulations, TMB and tOkKa! takes another sip of Baileys

01-24-2005, 03:04 PM	#15
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Congrats everyone!

01-24-2005, 03:04 PM	#16
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	I won two! YEAH! Ownage.

01-24-2005, 03:05 PM	#17
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	What about Best Warned Member and Best Banned member? __________________ Stupendous Monster

01-24-2005, 03:06 PM	#18
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	stands up clapping Congratulations, everyone! sits back down and finnishes the cup of Baileys Well, that was fast!

01-24-2005, 03:08 PM	#19
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,298	I promiced some people they can present them...so they and Smallest vocab are being presented by Hannah and Krow respectivly.... __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

01-24-2005, 03:10 PM	#20
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	congrats guys gives Anarky some Crown and Coke Let the good times commence!