Mi queso es malo...

[AngelsOfInfinity]

I finally found my way here..whoopity doo...now I'm gonna go hide in a corner and stare at everyone..evilly...
Mwahaha..
Rainbow colors wee...I'm done amusing myself.

[Sparvid]

A non-mango related welcome! :)

[Greed]

welcome

[enigma-1]

Hi Angels and welcome aboard. Hope you find this place to your liking. :P

[Nturtle]

A non-mango related welcome! :)

time to change that...

welcome to the forums angles!!!! *gives angels a mango of welcome* tis the technodrome custom!!!

[Eye of Sarnath]

Welcome to the fourms...

[Kali]

Yes, welcome aboard, and watch out for the crazies.

[Raph]

Welcome to the board dude, enjoy your stay...

[AngelsOfInfinity]

I am a crazy....MANGO!
I feel all speacils...

[Eye of Sarnath]

I only have to read the title to know you're crazy. :D

[azure turtle]

Hello, Angel! Welcome to the Technodrome!
*gives Angel a mango of welcome*
Enjoy your stay. Oh, and I think it's time you buy some queso bueno. I believe that queso malo would smell terrible. ;)

[GreenWillow]

"My cheese is bad"??? Ok, that's gotta be some idiom that I am not getting.....
But welcome, Angels!

~GW

[Skeletoncrew]

Welcome Angel! *Offers a fresh cheese*

[Storm Wolf]

He La! welcome to the technodrome....I gotta be different
*gives Angel a carmel apple of welcome*
Hehe....I'm a bit crazy to....glad to meet ya!

[kyabetsu]

Si tienes queso malo, lo arregle en la basura! :dead: Vas a recibir queso nuevo de todos los asilados del "DROM." :D Y creo que tenemos que comprarte un refrigetador a preservarse todos sus quesos nuevos sin moho. :P Bienvenido al "Drom." :rolling:

Te regalo un queso nuevo y muy sabroso. :goofygri:


(((trans: (native speakers please don't beat me up) If you have bad cheese, throw it in the trash! You are going to receive new cheese from all the inmates of the "Drome." And I think that we have to buy you a fridge to keep your new cheeses mold-less. Welcome to the "Drome.".... I gift you with this new and very tasty cheese.)))

[AngelsOfInfinity]

Mmmm...yummy cheese! Alright! Cheese and mangos!

I think it's time we blowed this thing.
Get everyone in this joint together.
Alright 3,2,1 let's jam!
~Tank!

[kyabetsu]

Spanish AND cowboy bebop!
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you are indeed a source of wonder and action-packed excitement not to mention healthy nutrition! My happiness brigade is on the march.

[Kameko]

:teek: @ Kya.

...Well... um, anyway, Hiya, Angels, nice to meetcha! So sorry to hear about your cheese. ((Hey, I DO actually know enough Spanish to figure that out, Kya, so :P )) Hope you enjoy yourself here, just don't let us loons scare you away. *Re-reads subject line* On second thought, forget that last sentence. :wink: :D

[HorseTechie]

Awww... pero, aye no gatos in america, y los... (er.. must shut up before my bad spanish becomes obvious)

Hiyah Angel! Here, you can also have a couple flakes of hay too!

[Spike The Xenomorph]

*Gives Angel a predator mask of friendship & a mango cake*
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Welcome to the technodrome.

[Nturtle]

*has no idea whats going on so has descided to cause some trouble*

NYARF!!!!!!! tis good these things but ye' nor thee have this!!! *pulls out old rotting mango* NYAR HAR HAR!!! thy not no what powers mango o' me posesify!!!!! :evilgrin:

[kyabetsu]

~*Clean up in the Produce Department....Clean up in the Produce Department*~

... it appears we have an Nturtle playing with the fruits AGAIN...

[Kameko]

Will somebody find his muzzle and harness?

[kyabetsu]

hmmmm....

last time i saw the muzzle and harness, kamita, was in YOUR room.... :P :lol:

[Kameko]

:teek:

....Um...er.... :tanime:

[Skeletoncrew]

*Rummages around pockets, pulling out a couple of items and holding them up.* I don't have a muzzle and harness, but I do have a ball gag and handcuffs! Will these do?

[Nturtle]

NYARG!!!! thee not know what thy temper with!! mango o' me hath powers untaped by mortal hands!!

[Kali]

*arches an eyebrow* How 'bout immortal? *secure's Nturtle's powers with duct tape* :evilgrin: :lol:

[SeaThreePeeO]

Gee how rude of me *Slaps forehead*

Welcome to the forums Angel!

I hope you enjoy your stay :D

[azure turtle]

*snicker*
For soothe!
*holds up a mango*
Alas, poor Trinculo. I knew him well. :(
*takes a bite out of the mango and runs around the room*
Aha! I hast foundeth energy within the great mango!

[Nturtle]

:o you fools!!! thy tempt unimmaginble powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mango that thee has eaten make thee change to a most hidious form!!!!!!! *there is a loud bang and a puff of smoke and as it subsides it becomes obvious that Azure hastransformed into a large can of spam*
....
told ya so

[azure turtle]

Well... this is new... :sweatdro:

[Storm Wolf]

:lol: :roll:

[Kali]

*knocks against the spam can* Azure, are you okay in there? Can you hear me? Can you breath? Do you want a magazine?

[Machias Banshee]

Mmm... blue spam.... :P :lol:

[Nturtle]

I told thee not to eat it!!!!!!! now thy a can of spam and a can of spam thy mustest stay!!! :o

[GreenWillow]

~Tch tch...I knew the SPAM situation was reaching epidemic proportions but this is ridiculous......

~GW

[Storm Wolf]

*hugs the spam can*
poor Azure.....how can we turn you back?

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

*knocks against the spam can* Azure, are you okay in there? Can you hear me? Can you breath? Do you want a magazine?

Wow. I've heard the expression "You are what you eat" but this is ridiculous.

I'm reminded of a quote from "Raphael Knocks 'Em Dead":

"Aren't sardines stupid? First they lock themselves up, then they leave the key outside!"

If only Azure hadn't left the key outside!

*Glares angrily at Nturtle*

Change him back this instant! Or I'll dig out the dreaded codliver oil! Handling it can be quite dangerous, especially in my sweaty little hands . . .

"I'll fix you good, you fur-covered swamp rat!" - Leatherhead, from "Splinter Vanishes"

[Nturtle]

thou not shoutith at me!!!! I worned thee of terrible consiquences!!! but thy pay me no heed!!

[kyabetsu]

ROIGHT.


**CHUNK.** <<KLAC>> ....ssssSHUNNT..... ^^KKRICKK-CLaCK^^

Ya see thas lil' beeyooty, EhnTahrtul?
Oi bahrrow'd thas lil' SHEE-Lah frum tha fohks et thet "DGERR-AhSS-hick PAHrk"

kya in a "aussie" hat, boomerang strapped to her back and dusty combat boots, stands beside the can of SPAM and WELL within range of Nturtle. She's got a shoulder mounted tranquilizer cannon, loaded, with the name "CHARLENE" spraypainted down its barrel.

Soh's thas lil' bahbay'll drahp a fuhl-grohwn VEHL-LOH-Sah-Rah-PTAH en uhndah point foive sehcohn's...

kya pivots sharply, crouching and siting along Charlene's barrel. She fires off a round and sure enough, Machias has only enough time to utter, "unk," before she falls into blissful repose.

:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

too roight. ya see?

kya begins reloading Charlene.
**CHUNK.** <<KLAC>> ....ssssSHUNNT..... ^^KKRICKK-CLaCK^^

Oi rehckohn, sh'all beh OWttah cahmishohn fer abowt a week. Ya wahnt yohrs, EhnTahrtul? Ohr ya gohnna jast chahndge moi lil' bloo buhddee bahck?

moi triggah fingah's gehttin' a moite bit itchee, if'y'knoh'wot'oi'meen....





(((ps. machias isn"t REALLY TRANQ-ED. She's on Thanksgiving break for a week :P )))

[Kingkapong]

informa gffwghiefghkfghfghjdjdytdytidjc, boom boom bang.

[Nturtle]

wha? :tconfuse:

[kyabetsu]

sigh.
drama is wasted on you people.
**it's an australian accent, ya DINK!!**

okay.
put that behind us.
Nturtle. Turn azure back RIGHT NOW or i'll fill your ventillation ducts with HOT MAG MAH.

... azure, sweetie. you understood me, didn't you?....
....
....
....
screw it. you're a can of spam.
:dead:

[azure turtle]

*cries salty tears*
Is there no dignity left? :cry:

[Greed]

yep no dignity

[Nturtle]

yeah I got that it was supposed to be austrralian...not a good one though :sweatdro:

I know not how to counter the vile moly mango spell, tis a power beyond me

[kyabetsu]

hey now!
i've watched a foster's commercial or two in my day...

so what you're sayin is that you ain't the christ. just the "voice in the desset" and therefore completely impotent when it comes to changing cans of spam back into their original blue, corporeal, turtle-selves.

right.

... remind me, how did we UN-lassie you the last time?....

[Kali]

I know! *rushes off and returns with GW's poofie wand* Stand back!

*taps the Azure Spam with the wand and he returns to normal. Except covered in Spam* Nothing's stronger than Poofies.

[Nturtle]

well thats preety much the jist of it...

thy blue turtle must stay as a can of spam till his dying days I'm afraid, methinks it not possible to reverse the effects

[kyabetsu]

ha ha.

you were wrong.

[Nturtle]

well EXSCUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEE ME!!!!!!!
...
*ahem*
I mean...well... uh... thou hast reversed the incurable spell, tis incredible that the ble turtle ast returned to normal turtle like form... or something :dead:

[azure turtle]

*stares at GW's wand in amazement*
Wow! Thanks, Kali! Gee... That was nice of GW to lend you her wand.
*notices that he's covered in Spam*
Yuck...
*jumps into the lake*

[Kali]

Lend? :embarass: Oh, yes, very nice of her. *nervous laughter* Excuse me. *runs off again*

[Nturtle]

well thats the end of that :dead:

[azure turtle]

*pops out of the lake*
Yes, thankfully so...
*runs away to find a towel*

[Nturtle]

and let it never be mentioned again... ever.

[Machias Banshee]

*sits up from the floor, rubbing her forehead.*

Owwww...... :dead:

[Kali]

Welcome back to the waking world, Mach. Have fun?

[Machias Banshee]

*stands up, wobbily*

what the...I dreamed that i got attacked by a jamaican Croc hunter....

[Kali]

She was Hispanic, but you're close enough. Want a Lassie? *hands over a glass*

[Machias Banshee]

Thanks...

*slurp*

[Nturtle]

*pulls out a kiwi flavored bowl of cream of wait* sooooo... how about them maple leaves?

[Machias Banshee]

O.O We STILL have cream of wait around here?

[Nturtle]

yup, we have a whole tub full in the fridge if your hungry

[PWDESAI]

btw i'm not gay or making fun of any gay people, except for this guy


[Edit By Machias Banshee: PLEASE, watch what you post in your posts please.....]

[prowler4]

That guy always scares me. :teek: :tcry:

[azure turtle]

You do realize that picture contains offensive language...

[Greed]

you are becoming annoying PWDESAI

[PWDESAI]

that's nice

[tekcop]

Don't make me take out the newbie spray, PWDESAI. You know I'm not afraid to use it.

[Machias Banshee]

*blows whistle*


chill everyone.....PWDESAI, please dont post pics like that. If you want to show someone, please do it over the Pm or something, please.

[tekcop]

:teek:

You didn't have to blow the whistle in my ear, y'know. *walks off mubling something about law suits and being deaf*

[PWDESAI]

aww c'mon, you know that guy is a freak...

[Nturtle]

:sweatdro: whos the freak? the guy in the picture or the one who takes the time to post it on the forums?

[Kameko]

Amen! Preach it, Brother Nturtle!

[PWDESAI]

hahaha

[Kameko]

:tangel:

[Nturtle]

Just doing my job!! :P