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GK Punk
11-23-2005, 07:00 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/
Cerpin Taxt
11-23-2005, 07:06 PM
So like...is Uwe Bowll behind this, or does Hollywood have an endless supply of ****** Directors and Screenwriters?
Tetsu Deinonychus
11-23-2005, 07:30 PM
Ucch! More crap like those stupid Charlie's Angels movies! And, the actresses playing the DOA girls aren't even that good looking!

This pisses me off! The people making these game-movies must not play or respect Video-Games at all!!! I F#^%$ING HATE HOLLYWOOD!!!

And, who the hell is Uwe Bowll? Some kind of Klingon? Seriously, I know neither who that moron is or why his name is so F#^%$ed up
愛
11-23-2005, 11:42 PM
That was a joke trailer, right? Please tell me the real thing has actual Japanese actors and spares us the not at all witty comments.

........

I don't wanna live anymore.
XERO
11-24-2005, 12:11 AM
...:|

They might as well just call it Dead, because they probably killed it.
Anarky
11-24-2005, 12:24 AM
Devon Aoki? Awww... nay...

The movie? Argh... big NAY!
Tetsu Deinonychus
11-24-2005, 12:59 AM
That was a joke trailer, right? Please tell me the real thing has actual Japanese actors and spares us the not at all witty comments.

........

I don't wanna live anymore.
Yeah, Racist Bastards need to stop making movies!!!
GK Punk
11-24-2005, 01:02 AM
I love how it's all the DOA Girls as friends against everyone else.

Yeah, 'cause Kasumi and Ayane get along very well.
Tetsu Deinonychus
11-24-2005, 01:05 AM
That's because it's not DOA. It's that damn Charlie's Angels movie masquerading as DOA.
Jo269976
11-24-2005, 10:00 AM
...:|

They might as well just call it Dead, because they probably killed it.

Just not House Of The Dead, the zombies weren't the only things that died...
XERO
11-24-2005, 11:28 AM
You know what would have made me at least smile?

Glimpses of Hayabusa, Jann Lee, Hayate, and Brad Wong.



...





Care to bet that there's gonna be a sequel?:P
jeff the cheff
11-24-2005, 11:43 AM
looks better than the game
ThirdMarioBro
11-24-2005, 12:44 PM
Will it stop. Please, when will it stop.
Tetsu Deinonychus
11-24-2005, 08:46 PM
You know what would have made me at least smile?

Glimpses of Hayabusa, Jann Lee, Hayate, and Brad Wong.

That would be from someone that actually knows or cares anything about video games. This douchebag probably doesn't even know who they are.

Care to bet that there's gonna be a sequel?:P

Damn, I hope not! Game movies made by people who don't play games need to DIE!
GK Punk
11-24-2005, 09:21 PM
I understand Kevin Nash is in it though.
XERO
11-24-2005, 11:05 PM
Kevin Nash...

I am willing to bet he is playing Tina's father, Bass.
GK Punk
11-24-2005, 11:06 PM
I totally think the same thing. I can't think of who else he'd be.

I'd see it just to watch Nash. I'm that dedicated.
XERO
11-24-2005, 11:17 PM
Yeah. Where's Leo656 when you need him?:P

I would like to see Zack make a cameo, though...
Barkworm
11-25-2005, 01:41 AM
Wow, amazing trailer. They even play Beach-Volleyball in it! I've got to check this one out!
Maybe not...
The Stryker
11-25-2005, 03:20 AM
Jim Hellwig sez....

"Bad Video game movies don't make the world work!"
GK Punk
11-25-2005, 03:32 AM
I fear his destrucity :o