DOA: A Crapfest for sure!

**GK Punk** · 11-23-2005, 07:00 PM

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/

Cerpin Taxt · 11-23-2005, 07:06 PM

So like...is Uwe Bowll behind this, or does Hollywood have an endless supply of ****** Directors and Screenwriters?

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 11-23-2005, 07:30 PM

Ucch! More crap like those stupid Charlie's Angels movies! And, the actresses playing the DOA girls aren't even that good looking!

This pisses me off! The people making these game-movies must not play or respect Video-Games at all!!! I F#^%$ING HATE HOLLYWOOD!!!

And, who the hell is Uwe Bowll? Some kind of Klingon? Seriously, I know neither who that moron is or why his name is so F#^%$ed up

愛 · 11-23-2005, 11:42 PM

That was a joke trailer, right? Please tell me the real thing has actual Japanese actors and spares us the not at all witty comments.

........

I don't wanna live anymore.

*XERO* · 11-24-2005, 12:11 AM

...

They might as well just call it Dead, because they probably killed it.

*Anarky* · 11-24-2005, 12:24 AM

Devon Aoki? Awww... nay...

The movie? Argh... big NAY!

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 11-24-2005, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 高橋愛

That was a joke trailer, right? Please tell me the real thing has actual Japanese actors and spares us the not at all witty comments.

........

I don't wanna live anymore.

Yeah, Racist Bastards need to stop making movies!!!

**GK Punk** · 11-24-2005, 01:02 AM

I love how it's all the DOA Girls as friends against everyone else.

Yeah, 'cause Kasumi and Ayane get along very well.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 11-24-2005, 01:05 AM

That's because it's not DOA. It's that damn Charlie's Angels movie masquerading as DOA.

Jo269976 · 11-24-2005, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

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They might as well just call it Dead, because they probably killed it.

Just not House Of The Dead, the zombies weren't the only things that died...

*XERO* · 11-24-2005, 11:28 AM

You know what would have made me at least smile?

Glimpses of Hayabusa, Jann Lee, Hayate, and Brad Wong.

...

Care to bet that there's gonna be a sequel?

*jeff the cheff* · 11-24-2005, 11:43 AM

looks better than the game

**ThirdMarioBro** · 11-24-2005, 12:44 PM

Will it stop. Please, when will it stop.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 11-24-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

You know what would have made me at least smile?

Glimpses of Hayabusa, Jann Lee, Hayate, and Brad Wong.

That would be from someone that actually knows or cares anything about video games. This douchebag probably doesn't even know who they are.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Care to bet that there's gonna be a sequel?

Damn, I hope not! Game movies made by people who don't play games need to DIE!

**GK Punk** · 11-24-2005, 09:21 PM

I understand Kevin Nash is in it though.

*XERO* · 11-24-2005, 11:05 PM

Kevin Nash...

I am willing to bet he is playing Tina's father, Bass.

**GK Punk** · 11-24-2005, 11:06 PM

I totally think the same thing. I can't think of who else he'd be.

I'd see it just to watch Nash. I'm that dedicated.

*XERO* · 11-24-2005, 11:17 PM

Yeah. Where's Leo656 when you need him?

I would like to see Zack make a cameo, though...

**Barkworm** · 11-25-2005, 01:41 AM

Wow, amazing trailer. They even play Beach-Volleyball in it! I've got to check this one out!
Maybe not...

*The Stryker* · 11-25-2005, 03:20 AM

Jim Hellwig sez....

"Bad Video game movies don't make the world work!"

11-23-2005, 07:00 PM	#1
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	DOA: A Crapfest for sure! http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/

11-23-2005, 07:30 PM	#3
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Ucch! More crap like those stupid Charlie's Angels movies! And, the actresses playing the DOA girls aren't even that good looking! This pisses me off! The people making these game-movies must not play or respect Video-Games at all!!! I F#^%$ING HATE HOLLYWOOD!!! And, who the hell is Uwe Bowll? Some kind of Klingon? Seriously, I know neither who that moron is or why his name is so F#^%$ed up __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

11-24-2005, 12:11 AM	#5
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	... They might as well just call it Dead, because they probably killed it. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

11-24-2005, 12:24 AM	#6
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Devon Aoki? Awww... nay... The movie? Argh... big NAY! __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

11-24-2005, 01:05 AM	#9
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	That's because it's not DOA. It's that damn Charlie's Angels movie masquerading as DOA. __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads! Last edited by Tetsu Deinonychus; 11-24-2005 at 01:11 AM.

11-23-2005, 07:06 PM	#2
Cerpin Taxt Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 278	So like...is Uwe Bowll behind this, or does Hollywood have an endless supply of ****** Directors and Screenwriters?

11-23-2005, 11:42 PM	#4
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	That was a joke trailer, right? Please tell me the real thing has actual Japanese actors and spares us the not at all witty comments. ........ I don't wanna live anymore.

11-24-2005, 01:02 AM	#8
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	I love how it's all the DOA Girls as friends against everyone else. Yeah, 'cause Kasumi and Ayane get along very well.

11-24-2005, 11:28 AM	#11
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	You know what would have made me at least smile? Glimpses of Hayabusa, Jann Lee, Hayate, and Brad Wong. ... Care to bet that there's gonna be a sequel? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

11-24-2005, 11:43 AM	#12
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	looks better than the game

11-24-2005, 12:44 PM	#13
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Will it stop. Please, when will it stop. __________________

11-24-2005, 09:21 PM	#15
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	I understand Kevin Nash is in it though.

11-24-2005, 11:05 PM	#16
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Kevin Nash... I am willing to bet he is playing Tina's father, Bass. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!" Last edited by XERO; 11-26-2005 at 04:57 PM.

11-24-2005, 11:06 PM	#17
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	I totally think the same thing. I can't think of who else he'd be. I'd see it just to watch Nash. I'm that dedicated.

11-24-2005, 11:17 PM	#18
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Yeah. Where's Leo656 when you need him? I would like to see Zack make a cameo, though... __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

11-25-2005, 01:41 AM	#19
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,758	Wow, amazing trailer. They even play Beach-Volleyball in it! I've got to check this one out! Maybe not... __________________ Make ****, not kill!

11-25-2005, 03:20 AM	#20
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Jim Hellwig sez.... "Bad Video game movies don't make the world work!" __________________ @~<3 Mom~@