Dromie Awards!

[Barkworm]

HELLOOO?! Where are the awards??? :(

[Masked Ninja]

*is happily munching on a piece of toast while listening to Ben and Ryona's converstation*

Heh... Didn't know you liked sports so much, Ben... :twink: :trazz:

[Sewer Bull]

*covers Mask's eyes*

[Ra]

*blinking, Ra is over to one side, lost and alone...*

Eh, screw this standing on my own *looks at the chaos* .....BWHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!! *gets out her infamous pillow machine gun and starts loading it with....HOTDOGS!* *dramatic choard* Let the killing comence :evilgrin: *starts firing hotdogs at everyone*

[Sewer Bull]

Put that thingumajig away, young lady, or I'll be forced to spank your signature.

*takes a ship and whistles "Time after time" for ThirdMarioBro*

[XERO]

Put that thingumajig away, young lady, or I'll be forced to spank your signature.

You gotta love this guy. :lol:

[hazlov2004]

yeah your right ben sewer bull we like you right ben?

[Masked Ninja]

:tlol: Agreed.

And it would serve you right! Big ol'... butt... in my face alla time... :tgrumble:

[Ra]

Put that thingumajig away, young lady, or I'll be forced to spank your signature
You and what army?


...*sees Ben*


Wait, never mind....

[XERO]

That butt is hypnotizing me... :| :| :|

[hazlov2004]

*covers bens eyes* dont look then ok ben turn away if you want

[zkarlette]

Hey Ryona do you have any comic strips on your "dress":P

[Masked Ninja]

*takes halo out of pocket, polishes it vigorously, and sets it over head* :tangel:

So ANYWAY... *cough*

When's this thing getting started? *begins munching on the grilled cheese sandwiches that have just been served*

[hazlov2004]

*sits at the table and grabs a grilled cheese sandwich* masked ninja i have no idea when the awards will start

[Ryona]

Hey Ryona do you have any comic strips on your "dress":P

I sure do. They're up here on my chest. Be my guest. Er... But don't rip it off.

[XERO]

I wonder where the Obituaries are...

[hazlov2004]

me too ben can i have a look at the sports page? while you read the paper

[Ryona]

What the...? Why does everyone want to read my dress all of a sudden?

[Masked Ninja]

S'what you get for wearing such intriguing clothes. :P

[Sewer Bull]

*takes a shot*

...Ack! We've been partying here for almost a week. Where are the awards?! I'm uber-wasted.

*sighs*

Ryona, where did you lose your scissors?

[Ryona]

I left them at backstage.

...

That reminds me... I left that burlesque getup in the phonebooth outside when I put this "dress" on...

[Sewer Bull]

Put it on. I think it should be less readable.

[Ryona]

Er... That outfit is a little too kinky for this type of event, SewerBull.

[Sewer Bull]

*holds her hand and smiles*

[R-iZZy]

*enters the scene in a Chuck Norris costume*

Am I late? If so... time better slow down!

[Sewer Bull]

You are about one-week late, dude. Better go right to the bar before the whole posh ceremony starts.

[Ryona]

*holds her hand and smiles*

*looks at SewerBull's hand on hers, then at SewerBull* mew?

[XERO]

That reminds me... I left that burlesque getup in the phonebooth outside when I put this "dress" on...

I know. I read it in the paper.

*rimshot*

[Peanut]

Is this ever going to end?

[damnhooligan]

I think our collective patience is wearing thin.

Make with the awards, bubs!

[hazlov2004]

i hope the awards start soon dh i really do

[Duke]

What the...? Why does everyone want to read my dress all of a sudden?Cause the real news is always on the inside of the paper.

[Ryona]

Whoa, whoa. No one is getting inside my dress just to read how the stocks are doing.

[zkarlette]

Plus Im still reading the comic section..:P

[GK Punk]

Whoa, whoa. No one is getting inside my dress just to read how the stocks are doing.

Admit it. You'd let me.

I'm Truly outrageous.

[Ryona]

Plus Im still reading the comic section..:P

That must explain why you're still looking at my chest. :P




Admit it. You'd let me.

I'm Truly outrageous.



Damn. you're right. I can't pass up on some hot lesbian action. Especially if it's with Kittie.

[GK Punk]

Just two girls and a video camera. Awwww yeah

[XERO]

Whoa, whoa. No one is getting inside my dress just to read how the stocks are doing.

Great. Now my stock is dropping.:|

[R-iZZy]

You are about one-week late, dude. Better go right to the bar before the whole posh ceremony starts.
I'm Chuck Norris, you can't tell me what to do!

*roundhouse kicks Sewer Bull*

[Machias Banshee]

I think our collective patience is wearing thin.

Make with the awards, bubs!


Agreed, how long must we wait for awards before we get out the pitchforks and torches and riot in the stree--er, aisles?!!

*watches R-iZZy aka the GREAT Chuck Norris impregnate all who fall into his gaze. Is hiding behind a mirror during all of this*

[Jo Dawn]

People people! I WORK 40+ hours a week... have some patience, lol... They will start SOON.

[Anarky]

I don't work at all, so here goes nothing...

Seeing that the crowd is growing impatient and that they're slowly moving towards the pitchfork and torches booth... he never really expected them to go towards that place, he just ordered it for fun. The guy running the shop knew that it was a fun thing, Anarky knew it was a fun thing. Sure, Jo gave him a weird look when he presented the idea, but in the end, both agreed that there was a place for pitchforks and torches in everyone's heart. "Not today", he thinks, "I won't be impaled and/or set on fire today..." and so he steps up to the microphone.

"Ahem... can I ask you all to step away from the pitchforks and torches and to stop reading Ryona? Could someone please wake Rob, I think he passed out and then there's that victim of orange-juice-overdose who needs a toilet. So could you all take care of that, after the first award. Thank you...

Here we go then. Uhm, welcome blabla... you know the drill. Here's where it gets interesting. You know the internet's full of people and most of them use a nickname. Of course some like squash-Matt over there don't, but the vast majority does. Not always are these nicknames creative... I mean, which board doesn't have its very own SonGokuSuperfan199753355? But some of those names really stick out. And these are honoured with an award here at the third annual Dromies!

The nominees were Tetsu, ç®À¥Þűֵå, ThirdMarioBro, your_name_here, pwnage, Fledermaus, Benvenuto, Stryker, Cerpin Taxt, Kittie february6, Type 97 chi-ha and Peanut.

But as you know, there can be only one winner. And this years winner is none other than...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/06name.jpg

Congratulations Hannah! You really deserved that one, since nobody really knows how to spell, pronounce or what to make of this name! You chose well, little one.

And I would like you all to thank our very own damnhooligan for this year's awards. She did a great job in making them, so she should be thanked as well!

The next award will be given out by my redheaded co-host who should also be thanked for the idea of all these threads and the big welcoming party. This get-together really felt good and I hope it was fun so far. And don't drink too much, there's still an after-party.

[Machias Banshee]

*grabs a table with Stryker, Katie and Jester, nursing a white russian*

Whoo! Congrats, Hannah!! :D

[Jester]

*sips a Dr. Pepper*
Yeah hannah...speech...speech!!

[The Stryker]

*Carries Katie and drops her on her chair, fixes her when she slumps down and then sits next to Machi*

.....ya Big drunk! *Drinks chocolate milk*

[Jo Dawn]

*walks up to join her cohost at the microphone*

Thank you, thank you... You're too kind.

Now, here in the internet age, plenty of our computers are taken over with extreme amounts of memory... for, uh... all sorts of different purposes.

These next few people had the most of the most... they dedicated their lives to getting the most out of their RAM... to keeping the computer stores in business as they continually bought more memory... to giving us all the info we wanted in pictures!!

So, without further ado... our nominees...

Jester
Ai Takahashi
Matthew138
LUCKFF
Anarky
Damnhooligan
Weapon X
Sewer Bull




And, the winner... our very own Master of Memory... the person with the Biggest Image Archive is...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/14image.jpg

Congratulations!!


Now, back to you, Anarky.

[Jester]

*slinks down in his chair and aplaudes, half heartedly*

[Machias Banshee]

Aw, its ok Jester.... you just need a good drink....

*works on her "chocolate milk", scowling at Stryker* I"m not Drunk...

[The Stryker]

Yeah and I'm not stupid!


......wait

[Jester]

I think he was talking to Katie...

[Hannah]

Yay! I win for having a..nonsensical..name. Is that a word? =3 Nonsensical?
anyways thanks >.> this is awesome


and good job ai..for...having alot of pictures
these are weird awards

[Jester]

YOU'RE WEIRD!!!

And that's why we love ya...congrats.

[Anarky]

"Thank you, Jo...

So... you know that the internet is full of weird stuff. Like really weird. There's pictures of people exploding, internet porn, images of kittens in bottles and websites telling you what ninjas do. And there's a guy from somewhere in the US who's upset about everything while claiming to be a pirate.

But the technodrome has its very own bunch of weird people with weird stuff to say and so they do, and boy, aren't we all glad that they do so? I mean, if there weren't topics that would compare a TV-show to a roll of toilet paper, what would this place be. But there are certain masters of the absurd and those are honored as well.

The nominees for the strangest member 2006 were Jester, toKKa, Fledermaus, Ryona, Turtledude2k3, Brodie, Stryker, Ai Takahashi, Dr. Doom, Tetsu, Cerpin Taxt, Sewer Bull, ç®À¥Þűֵå, toKKa, Turtle Dove and Jester.

So, without further ado, I'd like you to congratulate the strangest member of 2006...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/10strangest.jpg

I mean, who doesn't at least smile at his posts and threads? He truly deserved this award!

And now, Jo will present the next winner.

[Jester]

*smirks, sips soda, and applaudes while grumbling*
My name was even on the nomination list....twice...

[Jo Dawn]

Well, we have our strangest member... but along with all those strange things that happen here at the wonderful Drome, we have more than our fair share of insightful posters, who make us think and rethink our ways...

They always write something funny, profound, or just plain smart. And we love you for it.

Our nominees this year were:

ThirdMarioBro
damnhooligan
Anarky
GWGTrunks
Fledermaus
Ai Takahashi
Aska Badoura
Cerpin Taxt
Masked Ninja
Barkworm


And our winner... the person you voted as our most insightful poster...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/11insightful.jpg


Congratulations DH!! *bows* I wanna speech here, heh. ;)

*winks at Anarky, signaling that the mic is his*

[Jester]

*nods and aplaudes, then writes a poem...*
She deserves it...

[The Stryker]

*finishes chocolate milk and then tries to balance the glass on Katie's sleeping head*

Wait...Awards? Yay!!

[Dr. Doom]

-=clings to the bound and gagged Jessica Alba in a nervous tension=-

[Anarky]

"Heh, today's a busy day for us announcers. And always remember what I said about those pitchforks.

And we don't only have weird and really clever people - you deserved this one Damnhooligan - we also have funny people. And those people can make you laugh about the biggest car crash in history with at least a thousand dead. Just like Celine Dion could make you cry about a halfeaten Twinkie.

This year's most humorous nominees were Voltron, KROW, Stryker, Ai Takahashi, Matthew138, Damnhooligan, Brodie, ThirdMarioBro, Peanut, Cerpin Taxt, Benvenuto, Sewer Bull, Jester and Kittie February6.

And the award goes to... for the third time in a row, he is the one, the unchallenged king of fun here at the drome. Nobody beside him ever won that award that he calls his own for the third time tonight...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/05humor.jpg

Congratulations, author of Dave Porter's tale and memories of your various weird incidents. You deserved.

[Jo Dawn]

Congrats, Volty... and DH, some most deserved awards there!

And not only do we have Smart people, Funny people, WEIRD people (you get the drift ;) ). We also have Talented People!!

Some of the best Art on the web can be seen here, with our many awesome artists.

Or nominees this year, are:

Masked Ninja
Ryona
Tigerfog
Sabacooza
damnhooligan
Elite5Raph
Fledermaus
Ra
sevenfingers
Kali
Kyabetsu
Red Lioness



And our winner, of the year's Most Artistic Member goes to....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/03artistic.jpg



Congratualtions!! *hugs*

[Voltron]

Oh, how sweet it is!

I'd like to thank all the people who didn't vote for me. Those who went on a limb this year and decided that I wasn't the funniest person around. Because of you, this victory is all the more sweet. If you've noticed, I haven't been posting much. Still, I managed to pull this award out of my ass yet again.

Here's to all you little people who worked against it. The ones who decided they weren't going to take it anymore. The everyday people who aspired to raise someone else to my level of glory. Into the pantheon of humor that belongs solely to me, myself, and I. The one's who believed in something that, frankly, just wasn't true.

To the ladies and gentlemen who hate me: This one's for you.

;) Rock on, Technodrome. Rock on.

[Anarky]

And in addition to all those extraordinarily gifted people, we have people who are, in addition to talent and good looks, also charming and thus popular.

And those are the people you want to meet. People you want to hang with and have a drink and do all sorts of cool stuff. And, as shocking as this may sound, some of them are here at the Drome.

And the nominees were, thirtythree to be exact, Voltron, Jo Dawn, Matthew138, Ryona, Peanut, Ai Takahashi, ThirdMarioBro, Brodie, Kittie February6, Barkworm, Benvenuto, Aska Badoura, Katie, Mecha Cow, Dane E5R, Jester, KROW, Ra, Spitfire666xXxX, Turtle Dove, Garou, Masked Ninja, Anarky, Leo656, Machias Banshee, Krang, GWGTrunks, Ryona, Nturtle, Rat King, Azure Turtle, Stryker and Fledermaus.

Whew that was a long list. And there's been one winner. And she won it good.

I hereby announce the winner of the member you'd most like to meet award.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/02meet.jpg

Congratulations, you undead thing you. We'll be at yours in twenty minutes to party!

[Jo Dawn]

And now... We'll go to commercial break. (Come on people, some people need to sleep and work and all that, heh... We'll be back soon!)

Taking the stage, for your viewing, and uh, listening... and viewing pleasure...



Get those panties ready to toss, ladies...



Because here is.... Our very own....



5 Piece!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Turtle_Mama/5piece.jpg



Rock on, fellas. ;) :D

[Masked Ninja]

And ever since the newspaper dress fiasco, I'm sure even more people want to meet her. Congrats, Ryona! ;)

*looks up* Ehhhhwha? Wow, thanks guys! A lot of the other nominees rock my socks off, and were just as deserving... so a round of applause for them too! :tpizza:

[Ryona]

O_O *stares wide-eyed in amazement*

People actually want to meet me? I didn't even think much people knew or remembered me much less even like me.


Um... Thank you everyone. *blushes*

[Sewer Bull]

Into the pantheon of humor that belongs solely to me, myself, and I. The one's who believed in something that, frankly, just wasn't true.


Next year I'll dethrone you... Father.

*shakes his fists and sissy slaps Voltron*

[Ra]

Wow....so...many awards O_O

I have zilch chance on winning one of these *laughs and shakes her head*

Congratulations to Ryo, Mask, Voltron, DH, ç®À¥Þűֵå and Ai. You all deserve these awards hands down :)

Get those panties ready to toss, ladies...

Because here is.... Our very own....

5 Piece!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Turtle_Mama/5piece.jpg
:lol: and we never got around to making that video clip...

[XERO]

*returns from the women's Restroom*

Hey, what'd I miss?

[Sewer Bull]

Seven awards...

... didya say "women's Restroom"? :|

[KROW]

*random mic-toting interviewer scans the aisles*

Wait... Is that--? C'mere, Gene, and bring your camera. I think I just spotted someone.

*trots over to a seat where a man in a flannel-lined tux is sitting next to a young blond woman wearing a purple sequined dress*

Excuse me, sir? Sir? Could I have a wor-- It is you! *clears throat* Ladies and gentlemen, as surprising as it sounds, two people some thought wouldn't attend the ceremony have indeed done just that. May I present to you the witty KROW and the lovely Storm Wolf.

Mr. KROW, I--

"Mr. KROW?" Bud, I may be wearing a tux, but you don't have to be that formal. Lose the "Mr."

Okay... Uh... KROW, we all remember that you presented an award last year and anxiously awaited for anything you might have had in store for this year's gala. However, I noticed that you've been in the shadows recently, not showing yourself for a quarter of a year. Suddenly, you arrive just two weeks prior to this event. Nobody knew that you or Storm Wolf were coming back and yet you've been nominated twice already. How do you feel?

What?

Um...

Look, partner, I feel fine. Why that would pertain to the awards show is beyond me.

Well, what I meant to say is--

I know what you meant, Pettengill. Being nominated is great, and I'd like to thank those who tossed my name in the proverbial hat for it; I appreciate it. Though I will say that Doom was robbed this year and hopefully he'll make a strong comeback next time around. Long live Doom. *cheerful anime face*

"Pettengill?"

Nevermind, junior. Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to enjoy the rest of the show with my wonderful companion and, well, girlfriend, Storm Wolf.

Certainly... Thanks for your time. Any last comments?

Fear my wit, for it will grow on you like a fungus.

I'm sure we'll never get tired of that. Back to the ceremony.

[XERO]

Congrats on winning the Artist Award, Mask.

I guess all those drawings of me paid off. :D :lol:

Hey, what can I say... I look good.8)

[That Matt Guy]

Those are banners look damn good. Too bad I won't win one. I hate you all.

[JameO]

*crosses fingers for Best Warned Member!*

Congrats to all who won! I better win....or else!

[damnhooligan]

Congratulations DH!! *bows* I wanna speech here, heh. ;)

Well, cripes. I was in some pretty damn esteemed company up there in the nominations list and I'm honored to have beaten the ever-living snot out of each and every one of you bastards. No, seriously. You guys have done wonders with brining more interesting, thought-provoking, well-informed posts to the Drome. And I love every last one of you for that.

*cracks open a 40oz Colt 45 Double Malt Liquor and spills a bit on the ground*
That one's for my dead homies. Peace out, motherbitches.

[zkarlette]

That's he best and most honest speech I've ever heard:lol: Congrats

[cowabunga14]

Congrats, all you winners!

*hopes for Member Most Likely to Never Receive an Award*

If I don't win that, then I'll do somethin' crazy. BEWARE!

[Ryona]

Well said, Damnhooligan. :lol:

You are truly the Queen of kings. :D

[Katie]

*wakes up groggily and becomes accutely aware of a growing tower of chocolate milk glasses on her head and freezes. my head is pounding and I feel like I got hit by a truck. The last few hours events are a little hazy....but I remember drinking the punch when I came to this shindig. (something tells me there was something funny with it) Hears the award announcements vaguely and grins as her friends take a couple categories*

Congratulations!!

*the glasses topple off and shatter...too weak and still feeling bad from the punch I slump back down and pass out again*

[Masked Ninja]

Congrats on winning the Artist Award, Mask.

I guess all those drawings of me paid off. :D :lol:

Hey, what can I say... I look good.8)*resists... resists...*

*can't*

*starts singing very quietly...* Simply irresistable! *kshiiing!* :P

[Ryona]

You two are the biggest dorks. :lol:

It's no wonder you two work so well together.

[Ra]

Well, KROW and Stormie are going to have some compatition this year :lol:

Man this is going to be a good year, I can feel it, even though I probably don't have a chance on winning anything; everyone who is getting (or has recived) an award truely deserves it :)

Wait a minute...is there a catigory for "Best Bootie Sig?" :-? :P

[Ryona]

Oh, you would so win that booty award, babe. ;) :D

[The Stryker]

Me and Machi better win best couple...Or i'm gonna hurt someone.

Even if its myself...*gets crushed by empty chocolate milk glasses* ACK!!

[Ra]

.... *pokes Stryker in the eye* I think he's out cold...

Oh, you would so win that booty award, babe. ;) :D
Na. Most likely the two of us will tie ;) :lol:

[XERO]

Ryona wins it hands down, because she started it.

But Ra kept it alive.:D

[Storm Wolf]

*elbows Krow then raises her glass*

Congrats to the winners so far!

Masked Ninja...I don't think I've seen much of your art. I don't visit the art section much...since I have my own artist. *smiles and winks at Krow* :P

But, hey! I know there are some very talented Artists on this board, so Congrats on that! :)

[Anarky]

Anarky looks at his watch and notices that the fans have demanded too many encores of the Drome's very own boygroup. The stage is covered in panties and bras... and some boxer shorts and the five guys are totally exhausted as they lave the stage. Allthough there's some nice lingerie lying around, the boys don't take any of it with them. They're too worn out.

"Thanks to 5Piece! Wasn't that an awesome show? I've never seen anything like it! I'll make sure to book you guys for next year again... and who threw the boxer shorts up here anyways?

As awesome as this was, everything's over sooner or later, and things have to go on. And we're going on with our awards. You know, there's a lot of very talented people here, or they're just nice. But nobody notices and nobody seems to care. So this award is a reminder that we should pay attention to everyone and be happy about these members, because they're part of the Drome as well. Yes, you've guessed right, we're talking about the least appreciated members. People who truly deserve more than they get. And because a lot of people seemed to have realized that there's a lot of unappreciated members who deserve credit, there's more than one winner in this category!

And now, the winners:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/04appreciated4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/04appreciated2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/04appreciated1.jpg

Aren't they awesome?

And now, it's time for Jo to announce the next winners!"

[Jester]

Congrats guys...:P though 2 of ya aren't here to appriciate...

[Jo Dawn]

And what can I say about our next nominees?

Every forum has them. They're rude, they're crude... They'd put Raphael to shame with the things that come out of their mouth!

And yet... We love them anyway. *eyeshift* ;)

Our nominees, for Rudest Member, are:

Cerpin Taxt
ZariusTwo
Turtle Dove
Peanut
Putrescent
Heretic888
Voltron


And our winner!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/09rudest.jpg


Um, Congratulations...? Hehe.


And now, back to Anarky!!

[The Stryker]

AHHH!!! *GRABS AWARD AND CLINGS TO IT LIKE ITS MY NEWBORN BABY*

I win I win I win I win I don't lose I win!

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks at Stryker*

Awww.... honey, you know you're appreciated by me...

*drinks a mango lassi and gives her Boo a hug*

[Anarky]

While Jo was announcing the rudest award in Drome history, Anarky went off stage to change, he appears in a preacher's uniform (actually, he just added the white collar to his shirt) and starts:

"And then there's these special bonds between

Ai took Peanut as his husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward,
for better or for worse,
for richer, or for poorer,
in sickness and in health.
they further promised to love and cherish each other,
and be faithful to each other for as long as they both shall live.

Please congratulate the happy couple!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/17couple.jpg

Ain't they sweet?"

[Jester]

O...k...Poor Stryker and Machi...poor Krow and Stormy.

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks, slumps back in her seat, stunned*

..peanut and ai...

*sighs slightly, pushing her lassi away. Takes her purse*

I'll be back in a bit..

*leaves the main auditorium*

[XERO]

You learn something new everyday...:P

[GK Punk]

now that's funny

[ThirdMarioBro]

While Jo was announcing the rudest award in Drome history, Anarky went off stage to change, he appears in a preacher's uniform (actually, he just added the white collar to his shirt) and starts:

"And then there's these special bonds between

Ai took Peanut as his husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward,
for better or for worse,
for richer, or for poorer,
in sickness and in health.
they further promised to love and cherish each other,
and be faithful to each other for as long as they both shall live.

Please congratulate the happy couple!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/17couple.jpg

Ain't they sweet?"

Awwww, com'on, give us a kiss. Aren't they cute? :D :D:evilgrin:

[Dr. Doom]

-=Ponders if there might be a "best use of Jessica Alba" award next year=-

[Jo Dawn]

Our next awardgoes to people of few words. And to celebrate that, here is our winner, of the Member with the Smallest Vocabulary! ;) :D



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/15smallvocab.jpg

[Jester]

Now there's on I can agree with.

[Anarky]

And then there's people who seem to have taken all the words the smallest vocabulary-users lack. And of course, those get an award too.

And this year's award goes to the one person who should be teaching kids English, but instead, she's teaching her pup not to shove paws down people's throats. I'm talking about...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/16bigvocab.jpg

[JameO]

*cheers and hopes for Best Warned or there will be killing happening in this intense crowd*

[zkarlette]

Maybe if the killing does occur you'll get the best warned member for sure next year...:|

I can't wait for DH next speech:D

[Jo Dawn]

And for the next award!

These people are the dedicated few, who make it a point to bless us with their presences as much as possible. They make sure to comfort us by always being there!

I'm talking about the Members Who Spend Too Much Time here, award! Though, is there really such a thing as too much time at the Drome??

Our nominees...

Turtle Dove
KROW
Stryker
Anarky
ThirdMarioBro
Shredder
Machias Banshee
Ai Takahashi
Peanut
Jo Dawn
Kittie February6

*opens the card to look at the winner, then looks at her co-host* Hehe, well whattaya know...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/01time.jpg

Congratulations, sweetie!! *hugs Anarky* ;) :D

[Peanut]

While Jo was announcing the rudest award in Drome history, Anarky went off stage to change, he appears in a preacher's uniform (actually, he just added the white collar to his shirt) and starts:

"And then there's these special bonds between

Ai took Peanut as his husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward,
for better or for worse,
for richer, or for poorer,
in sickness and in health.
they further promised to love and cherish each other,
and be faithful to each other for as long as they both shall live.

Please congratulate the happy couple!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/17couple.jpg

Ain't they sweet?"


F*CKING YES! Two awards, b*tches! Thank You to all who made this possible.

[damnhooligan]

As for receiving my award, I'm speechless. So in my stead, my primate companion Alfonso will accept the award on my behalf.

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2/thumbsup7by.jpg

Alfonso would also like to pass on his congratulations to all the winners.

[Anarky]

Thank you, Jo, and thank you people. I really try my best to be around as much as I can. And without having a job, that's quite easy. As soon as I force myself out of bed and stop staring at the wall, I'm here. And hey, I can do the multitasking bit. Staring at the wall and pressing F5. Am I not awesome? I wear this title with pride, I tell you.

Anyways, to go on with our awards... uhm. There's also people who are often around, but they're also nice. And the winner of the nicest award is not only a nice person, but she also looks nice. Especially with her new hairdo...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/08nicest.jpg

You deserved that one, Jo.

[Jester]

Indeed...you do

[Jade Green]

Jade applaudes each and every winner... except for the rudest member and smallest vocabulary. Who wants to applaud for that? When stryker was called for least appreciated, she had shouted out. "We still love you!" And when Bachias and He weren't called for best couple she just sighed and said nothing. Eh, at least the were a 'couple'.

Finally, Nicest member was called and again she applauded. "Go Jo Dawn! I voted for you! ...I think." Then, she stood and began to slink away.

Randi had nearly fallen asleep during the presentations, this wasn't her cup of tea. Then, she saw her Jade sneaking away and quickly followed. "Where the heck you going?"

"Uhm... no where?" She asked, inching towards the exit.

[Peanut]

Um....wtf?

[The Clerk]

*walks in with a black suit pants and jacket, also a black shirt and green tie on. Looks around...*

Hmm... I wonder if I'm late....

[R-iZZy]

Um....wtf?
^ lol... It's definitely an RPG thing.

[Ryona]

Randi had nearly fallen asleep during the presentations, this wasn't her cup of tea. Then, she saw her Jade sneaking away and quickly followed. "Where the heck you going?"

"Uhm... no where?" She asked, inching towards the exit.

Um... ok, I'm sure "Jade" is you, but who is Randi suppose to be? I've seen that name pop up several times in your threads. Is this a split personality thing?

[Jade Green]

Split personality? Ha! No. She's my rpg character, I sometimes put her in as a little joke due to Benven bein' the 'fifth turtle' and all.

And on that thought, I think I'll go.

[hazlov2004]

well i didnt win this year on that award but theres always next year right ryona?

[Ryona]

For which award? Smallest Vocabulary? I was sure you were going to win that but it looks like raphsgirl beat you. No surprise since the only thing she knows how to say is "Raphael". I swear even Pikachu has a bigger vocabulary than raphsgirl.

[GK Punk]

Pikachu manages to spit out "Pika Pika" every so often, so yeah.

And atleast Pikachu had a song written about him by Tommy.

[Ryona]

I would go as far as to say that even a coocoo clock has a bigger vocabulary than raphsgirl. :lol:

[hazlov2004]

hmmmmm tommy has been waitten a song about pikachu?

[Ryona]

I'll tell you, Kittie, there ought to be an award for worst spelling, grammer, and punctuation. Seriously, there's many members who would be eligible.

[GK Punk]

It's true, it's true

[Anarky]

I'll tell you, Kittie, there ought to be an award for worst spelling, grammer, and punctuation. Seriously, there's many members who would be eligible.

,!me winenr awart for not dont punnution adn grammer fruit salad me does spaling also very goodly smelly socks

[XERO]

You spelled 'fruit salad' wrong. :roll: :P

[Machias Banshee]

Come on guys, this is Supposed to be just out of fun, lets not get malicious about it... :roll:

Hmm.. I don't know about the rest of the drome members, but I thought these were going to be all put up together... I know how much people complained the last two times about it going too slow. :ohwell:

[Masked Ninja]

And then Ben can win the "Most Annoying Nitpicker" award. :P

Fruit salad, hah.

[Jester]

*yawn* Where are the awards? I mean I tried to break it down last year and got absolutly reemed for doing so...and even I find this to be moving rediculously slow.

[Jo Dawn]

*sighs* I know, people, but listen...

Anary and I are on two completely different sides of the world. I've been working every day, 9+ hours a day and I've been sickly. All I ask is for a bit of patience. Please.

We'll finish them tonight after I get back from work.

Thank you for the patience this year. Next year will be better. (Though I happen to think it's been quite fun thus far.)

[Sewer Bull]

It's all Anarky's fault... What a droog! :roll:

[Peanut]

Next year it's MY turn to do the awards! I'll show all you n00bs how to throw this sh*t down in a timely fashion! WHAT WHAT!

I can see it now. The PA Tech Presents: The 2007 Dromie Awards!

[Dr. Doom]

I can see it now. "Awards show evacuated. Hundreds dead, thousands injured."

[Fledermaus]

I am so late.:|

Mazeltov to the winners! smooch on ze cheeks and a toast of V8 juice -- that stuff is good, and you guys are wonderful. Now... where are the hors d’oeuvres?:D

[Jo Dawn]

n00b, huh? I did this last year, too. And I've been here three years. I hardly think I'm that. But hey, you guys want to finish it? *sighs* Fine. Tonight'll be it.

[Ryona]

Aw, don't worry about what they say, sweety. They just have ants in their pants or something.

[Anarky]

*yawn* Where are the awards? I mean I tried to break it down last year and got absolutly reemed for doing so...and even I find this to be moving rediculously slow.

Remind me never to do more than what's really necessary for a thing like this again.

Here. Awards. Congrat... I don't want to bore you. And no boring speeches please.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/24never2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/24never.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/23killman.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/22overall.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/21mod.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/20banned.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/19warned.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/18duo.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Anarky/Awards/13weirdest.jpg

And to think I actually had fun here...

[Jo Dawn]

And here, to finish them off...


The 'fun' categories:


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I mean, I thought this was fun, too. And I'm very sad that people can't understand that REAL LIFE has to come first here.

Sorry for ruining it for you all. Congrats.

[Ryona]

[Mod Edit by Machias: Knock it off, we don't need this attitude...]

[Mod Edit by Ryona (yes, that's right, I'm still a mod *gasp!*): Wow... Like that was necessary. :roll:
Thank you for demonstrating once again that you not only lack a sense of humour, but that you also have your foot on me.
Jeeze I've seen alot of actually bad **** get posted without later getting edited, and my li'l joke has to get completely removed.
Seriously, some people here have to loosen up and not go all "super-cop" when the situation doesn't call for it.]
...........

[Fledermaus]

I've been reading what's been going on... seriously, I think this is over-reacting. What, there were all of three posters complaining? How hard would it have been to ignore them? You're mods, you have the power to move at whatever pace you damn. well. please.

You have also the power to ignore stupidity, not make things any bigger than they already are. You could have gone on with the awards. Then, after the ceremonies, had the major backlash and sweet vengeance on the few stupid posts, as opposed to everyone who appreciated what you were doing, and who understood that there is a real world beyond forums. It didn't have to end this way at all, and don't you guys BS a response saying you had no other choice. You did.

Congratulations everyone. Maybe a month from now, we can hold a mock-Dromies and really celebrate.:cry: Because most of you guys really are wonderful, and it sucks you have to suffer because of what a few people did...


Whoever can resurrect this thread would be... amazing.

[KROW]

I won something! YAAAAA-HOOOOOOO!

*stands up with astonished Jack Nicholson face, leans over, kisses Stormy, makes way into aisle, sets on one knee a la Sid Vicious and basks in applause, ambles down aisleway like Phil Collins in the "I Can't Dance" video, sees Ben stand up to congratulate him and mockingly attempts to tongue-kiss him like Jim Carrey and Will Smith, makes way up stairs, gently takes award from Jo and grins widely at audience, waiting for a slight hush, then clears throat and raises award in the air*

Vunderbaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

*stands on podium like Roberto Benini with arms outstretched and mouths 'Thank You' to everyone before gliding offstage like The Mask*

[XERO]

*calms himself after KROW tries to mock-kiss him*

Seriously, man, I don't know where your beak has been... :sick:

*holds the 'Best Duo' trophy as Mask pats him on the shell*

We did it, Mask. We did it.

[Kameko]

Funny thing, Ryona, is that it would seem that your post was attacking a particular member. Whether or not other people have gotten away with it in the past is beside the point; no one should, and least of all a mod (who should know better in the first place).

:mango: :mango: :mango: :mango: :mango:

At any rate. Congrats to the winners! (What, no 'Whatever Happened to Kameko' award? :trazz: )

[JameO]

I've been reading what's been going on... seriously, I think this is over-reacting. What, there were all of three posters complaining? How hard would it have been to ignore them? You're mods, you have the power to move at whatever pace you damn. well. please.

You have also the power to ignore stupidity, not make things any bigger than they already are. You could have gone on with the awards.


As a member you have a right to keep your mouth shut, whether you choose to its up to you, and as a member you also can ignore the stupidity of posts like this.

[Katie]

Awww! Congratulations to all the winners ^.^

With all the great people that won, I feel honored to have been nominated for anything at all...makes me feel like a winner just to be in such great company :D

[Jo Dawn]

Hold up there, Fleder. Don't act like you know all the point of views here. It wasn't just 3, ok? There are PMs here and whatnot.

I was just giving everyone what they wanted, is all.


And trust me, I ignore stupidity about a hundred times a day, heh. Please don't assume to know the whole situation or tell what to do. This wasn't a BAD move by us. We just gave everyone what they wanted. The awards.

[Ryona]

Ah, thank you so much for the wisdom, Kameko. I have learned alot. I guess I should not bother adding in a bit of humour in a thread that was going down hill and I should just shut the **** up next time.

[GK Punk]

This fell apart.