Dromie Awards!

[Jo Dawn]

*Walks onto the stage in a long white, flowing dress, with Anarky on her arm. Walking up the the mic in Center Stage, she adjusts the height before beginning to speak*

Hello! And welcome to the Third Annual Dromie Awards Pre-Show!! Come one, come all, in your Sunday best, or just your dead sexiest outfits.

Let's make this a party! ;) :)

[Machias Banshee]

*sits in a booth, checking her watch. Wears a sparkling dark blue dress, hair done in long curly waves*

Dangit, if Stryker's late for this...

*orders a mudslide and waits*

((*Gave Stryker Space to Do a BIG-ARSE Intro if he wants* ;) ))

[Spitfire]

*Does huge big dance number to the song "Too Sexy"*

[XERO]

*A silver limo with 2 letter 'K's in green and white pulls up. The doors open with Benvenuto and Masked Ninja getting out both sides, dressed in blue tuxedos*

Mask: "Hey Ben, remind me why we had to wear these itchy tuxes."
Ben: "What? It was your idea!"
Mask: "I must've been drunk or something..."

[Masked Ninja]

Drunk?! Moi?

... Maybe on sparkling cider... :P

Mask gets up and does karaoke to the 1987 TMNT theme. The rest of the crowd is polite enough not to boo him off the stage. :tpizza:

[XERO]

*rubs his head in embarassment*

... Rookie.

[The Stryker]

*A cab pulls up and the doors open, Steps out wearing a jacket and a Stryk-logo shirt*

Alright people! Time to take a look at greatness! *Walks up to the doors and flashes a badge with the Stryk-logo* I'm on the list...First name Stryk, Last name Er.

*The Security guard looks at me and I just wave back, He pushes me out of the way and waves in another batch of people* Hey! come on! I should be invited...I know people! Like that one!

*Climbs on the security guard and points at Machi from a distance* Hey Boo! tell Kong here to let me in!

[Sewer Bull]

*comes in, looks around, devours all the snacks avalaible and then goes right into the bar*

[XERO]

*Mask and Ben are seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, with Ben winning a la Bio Dome*

[Sewer Bull]

*takes a shot*

[XERO]

*pwns Mask with the infamous rock/scissors switch*

[Sewer Bull]

*gives Ben and Mask a long stare of a drunkard*

I see walking mutant turtles in tuxedos...

*takes another sip*

I had enough...

*falls under the counter*

[Masked Ninja]

*is pwned again* Dangit, Ben! Can't you lose at something?! Hmf.

*steals something from Ben's pocket and disappears ninja-style... is later seen sitting with his back against the wasted Sewer Bull, sullenly playing a Gameboy.*

[Ryona]

*walks in dressed as Edward Scissorhands.*

*looks around at all the people dressed in tuxes and gowns*

Aw, crap. I thought this was going to be a masquerade.

[Dr. Doom]

-=With a brilliant green flash of light, Doom teleports into the venue, striking a potent combination of fear and reverence into the very hearts of all who gaze upon his glory. His cape billows back in an immaculate breeze and he unfolds his arms from across his chest, throwing them out in a proclamation of his arrival=-

FOOLS! LITTLE DID YOU PATHETIC WORMS COMPREHEND THAT THIS EVENT EXISTS NOT FOR THE CELEBRATION OF THE TECHNODROME'S GREATEST MEMBERS, BUT FOR DOOM, AND DOOM ALONE!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY NATION OF LATVERIA OR SUFFER AN UNFORGIVING WRATH AT IT'S IRON HANDS.....THE IRON HANDS OF DOCTOR DOOM!!!!

-=With that, a small army of Doombots crashes through a wall, sorrounding the auditorium in a threatening manner and then stopping in formation, standing perfectly still and statuesque, towering over the frightened attendees. Doom the proceeds to his seat in a most regal fashion, stopping only to check out the LAY-DAYS, OW!!=-

[Ra]

*a dark red sports car screams out of the streets and pulls up to a dead stop right outside Burger King, which is ironically next to the Pre Show* Oh...That was conveniant... *steps out to show her high boots underneath a slit black dress with a low cut, with a fang necklace around her neck*

Now, let's have martinies and cocktails! :P *gets up and starts doing some singing*

[FireFly]

{a man gets out of a smaller limo he walks wearing suit and duster a long silence soon follows pulls out and puts on some black sun glasses}

the king has arrived

the starts to cheer as the man starts walking to the building

[Anarky]

Anarky stands on stage feels rather lost. And the lights, and the people... he knows what's to do now and sneaks off to get himself a beer. Hopefully, Jo won't notice that I'm gone...

[damnhooligan]

*stumbles off the back of a motorcycle reeking of what smells suspiciously like an intoxicating mixture of Wild Turkey and Funyons, wearing a dress made entirely out of aluminium foil and scotch tape*

"Yeehaw, motherf***ers! Let's get this bitch started."

[That Matt Guy]

I know I won't win anything, but I'll still kill more people than anyone here.

[XERO]

*Is shown sleeping into the morning on a table with Mask resting soundly on his shell, their bandana and skull cap completely covering their eyes.*

*snore* Boom... *snore*... headshot... *snore* boom... *snore*... headshot...

[Spitfire]

*Wonders if revealing himself would cause global panic*

This being broadcasted and all...I better make sure I have my pants on.

*Look down*

God damn it...not again

[Katie]

*walks in with her stunning sparkly black dress*


*looks around at the chaos*

I need a date. *sighs*

[Machias Banshee]

*hears the voice of her boo and looks over at the door. gets to her feet and walks to the door*

Come on in hun. *looks at the guard* He's with me..

*takes Stryker's arm, leading him inside*

[Sewer Bull]

*snores loudly under the counter*

[Ryona]

*walks over to the bar and asks for a drink. When it's placed in front of her, she tries to pick it up with her scissor hands but the cup falls and smashes on the ground*

Oops...

[Katie]

*goes over to the bar and kneels down to Sewer Bull*

Hey....hey! I need a date! Wanna be my date? :D

*He keeps snorring*

*Shakes him*

Heeeyyyyyyy Come on...I need you! I can't sit alone!

[Ryona]

*looks down to the side and sees Katie and a passed out SewerBull*

I can be your date if you want. I know I'm a chick, but I'm dressed as a guy. *raises her scissor hands and grins*

[Katie]

*looks up at Ryona*

Well......He's not waking up, so......yeah what the hell, why not :D

[Ryona]

Whoo! I got a date! Awesome! :D

[Katie]

*orders us both a drink*

Here's to the start of an....um.....interesting evening 8)

[Ryona]

Um... Could I have a straw in mine?

[Katie]

hehehehe

I always get high maintenance dates!

*puts a straw in Ryona's drink*

[hazlov2004]

*drives in and gets out of the car and walks inside see`s ryona and the others and has a light blue dress on and walks to the bar table*


ben and sewer bull asleep under the table??? *taps ben and sewerbull on the arm* wake-up you too

[Sewer Bull]

*wakes up and looks around*

Wh-- Whoa! Did I miss something?

*looks at Katie, hazlov and Ryona*

Oh... <smooth bovine voice> Hello pretty ladies! </smooth bovine voice>

*grins*

Wanna accompany me?

[XERO]

*suddenly wakes up*

Where the hell am I...?

[Ryona]

*wakes up and looks around*

Wh-- Whoa! Did I miss something?

*looks at Katie, hazlov and Ryona*

Oh... <smooth bovine voice> Hello pretty ladies! </smooth bovine voice>

*grins*

Wanna accompany me?

*looks at SewerBull with a cockeyed look* Hmm... sure. *stands close to Katie*

[Sewer Bull]

*looks at Ryona*

Hey, you, Scissors-handed! Did you just grab my ass? I know your tricks!

[Ryona]

*raises an eyebrow* I can assure you that if I grabbed your ass, you would be screaming in pain.

[The Stryker]

Woo! *Sticks tongue out at the security guard.* Now lets get to the partying....

*Walks ahead of Machi and past Katie and Ryona* Hey...*stops and backs up.* Katie! boo #2!

[XERO]

*raises an eyebrow* I can assure you that if I grabbed your ass, you would be screaming in pain.


Well, he's a cow. He doesn't know the concept of pain.:P

[Sewer Bull]

Yeah. Everyone of my kind is going to be slaughtered sooner or later. Just everyone. For the flipping burgers.

This is so sad.

*takes another shot*

I know your tricks, Scissors-handed! Beware! *winks*

[XERO]

http://terryxart.com/Ed%20Scissorhands%20166.jpg

Edward: *sighs* "I need a sequel."
Dog: "Maybe you can cameo in Pirates of the Carribbean 3..."

[Katie]

*is distracted by the picture Ben is showing. Turns and grins weakly at Stryker* Hehehe Hi, Stryker.... *shrinks from evil stares as Machi notices her. Turns back to the picture.*


Wait, Ben....Does that make me....the dog????? :cry:

[The Stryker]

Hey! i'm right here!

*waves arms around like a little kid* Katie! HELLOOOOO!! talk to meeee!! blahlahlahlahlahlahlah!

[Katie]

:roll:


*Still distracted at the thought she is a dog*

Ohhhhhh. HELLLLOOOOOOO Stryker. You know I love you! ((but your girlfriend there is killing me with those eyes!)) Hey, um.....I don't look like a dog....do I???

[Masked Ninja]

*Mask sits up and realizes he has no idea what transpired in the last 12 hours*

Oooyyyy... *stands up, swaying a bit* What happened? *manages to gain his balance and straightens his tux shirt* Party still on?

[Anarky]

As Anarky returns to the stage, still a bit nervous because of the lights and all that stuff, he finds it empty. His lovely co-host has dissappeared. "Maybe she just wanted to powder her nose..." he thinks to himself and wonders when he can announce the first winner. But, he decides, it's better to wait for Jo, not only because sex sells and all that, but also because she always knows what to do. So the male host decides to go and get some chicken wings from the buffet.

[Ryona]

Wait, Ben....Does that make me....the dog????? :cry:

No... You're no dog. You're my "Kim". ;) :D

*would like to stroke Katie's cheek, but knows it would be a bad idea*

[Katie]

*looks nervously at the long dagger-like fingers Ryona has*

Ok......So long as I am at least cuter than the dog :)

[Machias Banshee]

*cuffs Stryker upside the head*

Boo #2?

*shakes head, smirks at Kate*

You can hang out with him, its fine by me. Just don't let him get near the cashbar...

[Jo Dawn]

I need a date. *sighs*

Me too! *looks around for Anarky* Apparently, I've lost him!!

*sits at a table, drink in front of her, head in her hands*


(And why do I have the feeling that this shall start some big, caper to get the two of us back together? hehe)

[Katie]

*cuffs Stryker upside the head*

Boo #2?

*shakes head, smirks at Kate*

You can hang out with him, its fine by me. Just don't let him get near the cashbar...

*Blots Stryker's now bleeding wounds*

Something tells me this is the start of some long drawn out soap opera-like plot.

[Machias Banshee]

whoops... heh, sorry Stryker.. *puts long gloves back on*

Well, all we need are a few accidents, some unborn children, and some in-laws trying to kill/have an affair with their dead neighbor's unknown twin who just happened to be coming through town trying to find out the secret of their Mother's Raper....

:|

Or just have someone spike the punch *hides the spiker behind her back*

[Hannah]

::drinking punch::
eh what?

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks at Hannah*

Uh... NOTHING. :embarass:

*stuffs an item in her purse before getting another drink at the cashbar*

[damnhooligan]

*swipes unattended drinks and quickly downs their watery remains, all the while loudly singing "The shareef don't like it! Rock the cash bar, rock the cash bar!"*

[Dr. Doom]

-=Having noticed Rob lollygagging about and getting drunk, he stands, folding his arms expectantly and tapping his foot on the ground=- Weiller, you fool!! Why aren't you bowing before Doom!?

[Ra]

*taps Doom on the shoulder* I don't think he's in any condition to bask in your glory right now *looks at Doom*

Say...Didn't I see you in a movie once? :P

[XERO]

Because he's a cow.

*Goes onto the stage and performs some katas with his naginata, but soon passes out*

... :sick:

[Ra]

...I guess that's what happens when you combine alcohol and katas...

*pokes Ben with a long and pointy stick*

[XERO]

*suddenly get's back up*

Hey, what's with the poke, eh, mon?

:P

MASK! I WANT MY GAMEBOY BACK! *runs off*

[Ryona]

This place could use some panty action. Where's Kittie february6? *looks around*

[XERO]

I left my panties in San Francisco.

[Ra]

And your heart is left in your bottom draw, along with your old NES games

[XERO]

Actually, I left my heart in CastleVania III: Dracula's Curse.

[Ra]

Ah. That explains that gapping hole where your heart is. Along with the bite marks on your neck :|

[XERO]

Oh, these?

*rubs neck*

Well, see I went to Ryona's house and...

[Katie]

Oh man...I see we are gonna need more bandages :(

[XERO]

Call up Blade and see if he has any serum... :dead:

[Katie]

*digs in her evening purse*

dang tiny purse!

*starts pulling out strange objects and setting them on the bar*

I can't find his number :( Now you are going to be a teenage mutant vampire turtle

[XERO]

Well, at least I'll get to wear a cape...:P

[Katie]

kwite a kostume for you ;)

[The Stryker]

*Shuffles over to Machi and taps her shoulder* Hey....whatcha doing baby?...Ooooh....punch!

[Machias Banshee]

*looks up, grabs Stryker's arm*
Wait... you might not want to touch that..

*offers Stryker a drink and smiles*
This stuff is safer, trust me..

*takes Stryker's arm and kizzes his cheek*
I hope tonight goes well. Hopefully it won't take them too long to have things up and going..

[XERO]

*Sneaks up behind Stryker and opens his mouth, preparing to bite him in the neck...*

[Kid Icarus]

*walks in, sits down in back, cracks out his DS, and starts Pictochatting like a deranged 8 year old.*

[Katie]

*grabs Ben* no, no, no

[XERO]

Huh? Wha...?

*Looks at Katie*

What? :-?

[Ryona]

I can take care of Ben, Katie. But it requires staking, cremation, or decapitation. *raises her scissor hands and looks at Ben*

[The Stryker]

Ooo...Gotcha! *winks at Machi and smiles*...Anybody know why Ben is a vampire all of sudden? I wasn't paying attention.

[Machias Banshee]

I have no idea... probly got jumped by some freaks out in the alley...

*shrugs, sipping her drink. Glances at the clock and back to Stryker*
I think we came a bit early..*smiles a lil* What shall we do to pass the time? Other than avoid becoming Vampires, that is...

[The Stryker]

How does killing Vampires sound?

[Machias Banshee]

*chuckles*
I dunno.. I Do like having Ben around. He's a good heart. *smirks* Even if we Were gonna hunt Vampires, I doubt we got the stakes and everything for that..

[The Stryker]

You mean you didn't bring your vampire killing kit with you? I always bring it when I'm gonna be around Ryona

[Ryona]

*twitches*

My ears are burning...

[The Stryker]

*Throws water on Ryona's ears* Better?

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks at the now soggy Ryona. Looks at Stryker*

Careful, you don't want her scissorhands to rust or something...

[GK Punk]

*Throws water on Ryona's ears* Better?

Hey now, you leave my sister alone! *spears* Stryker

[The Stryker]

Ow....*lies on the floor and just stares at the ceiling*

I was helping her out! I didn't know burning ears were good!

[Storm Wolf]

*wanders in, wearing a long, sparkling dark purple gown*

Well....it looks like I've finally found the party.

*looks about*

hmmm....now...where is MY date?

*taps foot* I suppose I'll just "mingle" untill he gets here.

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks at the sudden bloodshed*

Aw man... tha'ts gonna mess up his outfit.
*pulls Stryker off the floor and removes the spear, setting it aside for later. Sits Stryker in the booth with his drink* That'll heal soon enough..

*grins at Kittie*
Long time, no see Stranger...

*turns at another voice*
Hey Stormy! Grab a seat!
*slides her a chair*

[Ryona]

*eye twitches* Stryker... *raises one of her scissor hands at him* :evil:

[XERO]

*Sneaks up behind Kittie and prepares to bite him on the neck*

[The Stryker]

*eye twitches* Stryker... *raises one of her scissor hands at him* :evil:

*Screams like a little girl and flails around* Get awaaaayyy!! I've got candy!

[Machias Banshee]

*rolls eyes, emptying a sugar packet into her drink. Grins at the group*

You guys care to join us?

[Storm Wolf]

*sits at the bar* Now....who shall be my first vict...errr....

[XERO]

*Prepares to bite Stormy's neck*

[Ryona]

*drops to her knees and sits on the floor* I'm all wet. *begins to cry*

[XERO]

Er... yeah.

*uses leaf blower on Ryona*

*shouts* DOES THAT HELP?!?

[Storm Wolf]

*eyes Ben* What are you doing?

[Machias Banshee]

Beeeeeen, that leaf blower's gonna FREEZE her more than anything!

*looks down at the sobbing mass of Dark hair and bladed hands*

Come on up off the floor, hun... you don't know what some of the guys have done down there.. or maybe you do.... *makes a face* I"m sure we got some clean dry outfits here somewhere...

[XERO]

*uses leaf blower on Stormy and Machi*

I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIT!!!

[Ryona]

*uses leaf blower on Ryona*

*shouts* DOES THAT HELP?!?

No... IT DOESN'T! *snips at the leaf blower*

*looks up at Machias* A new outfit? But what about my hair? And my makeup?

[GK Punk]

*drops to her knees and sits on the floor* I'm all wet. *begins to cry*

*raises eyebrow* I'm not touchin' that with a ten foot pole.

[Machias Banshee]

*winces, clinging to the table*

*looks at Ryona*
WHAT???! I CANT HEAR--

*growls, throwing a large potted plant at Ben and his leaf blower*

[XERO]

*throws away snipped leaf blower, which knocks Stryker out cold*

That was unusual.

[Storm Wolf]

*Stands with her arms folded* look at this!

*fur stands out in a poof* you know how long it took me to get it nice?

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks at the unconscious Stryker and the now poofy Stormy*

Uh oh.... uh... BEN DID IT! *ducks behind the table*

[The Stryker]

*Gets hit with the leaf blower* Woah....Hello.... *falls back*

*twitch*

[XERO]

Oh, sh*t...

*walks away whistling to the tune of Enter the Dragon*

[Machias Banshee]

*shakes head, pulling Ryona up into a chair. Takes her shawl off, wrapping it around the girl. Turns to Stryker and pulls him from the floor (again), laying him out on the bench beside her*

These parties are never boring... :lol:

[XERO]

*looks back and shouts at Machi*

WHAT'S A SHAWL?!?

[Storm Wolf]

*pounces Ben* now your going to get it!











*rummages around in her purse and pulls out a......Feather*




aww....I left my rubber mallet at home!

*tickles Ben*

[XERO]

*while laughing*

Seriously... :lol: :lol:... What's a... :lol: :lol:... shawl? :lol: :lol:

[GK Punk]

*shakes head, pulling Ryona up into a chair. Takes her shawl off, wrapping it around the girl. Turns to Stryker and pulls him from the floor (again), laying him out on the bench beside her*

These parties are never boring... :lol:


That's what keeps us coming back

[Machias Banshee]

*watches Ben and Stormy warily*

Its just a wrap to keep her warm until she can get into another outfit...

*looks at Ryona* Is he your date or something?

*pulls Kittie into a hug*
You got that right....

[Storm Wolf]

*bounces on Ben like a trampoline* Weeee!

[The Stryker]

*twitches*

[Ryona]

Actually, Katie is my date. *looks around* I guess she went to the ladies room.

So, should I take my outfit off now?

[Machias Banshee]

*rubs Stryker's bruised and battered forehead gently*
I saw her earlier.. She was cleaning up Stryker's headwounds. She probly won't be glad to see him speared and conked in the head by a giant leafblower... :ohwell:

*blinks*
Uh... not out here.. :sweatdro: There's a changing room nearby..

[GK Punk]

Actually, Katie is my date. *looks around* I guess she went to the ladies room.

So, should I take my outfit off now?

Woooo take it off!

[Barkworm]

*Comes in all dressed up and pukes in the corner after having drunk an astonishing total of FOUR Johnny Walkers*
God, I'm a pussy...

[Masked Ninja]

*while all this was happening, Mask grew bored and found a bench. Eventually he was absorbed in Ben's Gameboy again, absently whistling the Zelda Overworld theme.*

[XERO]

*sips some Pepsi and grabs a slice of pizza... with blood in it.*

[Sewer Bull]

*sees Dr. Doom*

ACK! MY MASTER DOOM!

*kneels and bows before Dr. Doom and then he sees Stryker*

ACK! MY ANOTHER MASTER STRYKER!

*kneels and bows before Stryker. Then looks around*

ACK! A BRAWL!

[Katie]

*comes back in looking at all the chaos.....again*

Jeez, you leave for a little while to go.....um....take care of business and you come back and find...

Leafblower chaos
Bloody and unconscious Stryker :x
Sopping wet date
Vampires still running around

*sighs*

Ok....I don't even know where to start.

*drifts, a little stunned and frightened over to the bar to sit alone and drink, head hung miserably*

*rocking back and forth* it's ok......its all ok.....i'm going to be ok......Man! I should not have even come here tonight :(

[That Matt Guy]

*Matt's body is found crushed beneath a fallen masonry column, clutching the file on anti-Hitler conspirator Fabian von Schlabrendorff.*

[Sewer Bull]

*drifts, a little stunned and frightened over to the bar to sit alone and drink, head hung miserably*

*rocking back and forth* it's ok......its all ok.....i'm going to be ok......Man! I should not have even come here tonight :(

*stands near Katie with a red rose in his teeth and puts his hoof on her shoulder*

Voulez-vous danser, madame?

[Masked Ninja]

*Mask decides to save his game and joins Katie at the bar. He orders a mug of orange juice and begins to sip it... staring at the chaos and vampires all around with an unreadable expression*

Is Ben gonna become Gamera-Ben? :P

[Sewer Bull]

*frowns and looks at Mask with jealousy*

[Katie]

*stands near Katie with a red rose in his teeth and puts his hoof on her shoulder*

Voulez-vous danser, madame?


*breaks into a big grin*

I would very much!

*kisses Sewer bull on his wet cow nose*

Je commencais a penser que personne ne m'ont aime....Stryker est alle de nouveau a Machi... et Ryona est tous les rouille et wantst a devenir nu.

[hazlov2004]

i dont know about that masked ninja but those two where asleep under the bar table when i came in

[Sewer Bull]

Ne craignez pas. Ils sont fous, ce qui ignorent le miracle si fabuleux que vous.

*takes Katie by the hand and leads her to the dancefloor. They ignore the whole vampire brawl*

Cette soiree, je suis entier de vous, madame.

*the orchestra plays Leonard Cohen's "Dance me to the end of love" for them*

[Katie]

*blushes and faints from overwhelming happiness*

mon héros!!!

[Machias Banshee]

*watches the two lovers dance and sighs contently*
I love dancing.. but stryker only breakdances..

*frowns a lil*
Maybe Fleder can dance... or Masked... or Jester.. where has that boy disappeared to?

[hazlov2004]

*taps stryker* hey stryker wake-up hey katie help me with wakeing stryker up please?

[Katie]

*is still to enraptured to go help*

*calls over her shoulder, her eyes never leaving Sewer Bull's*

you might try throwing water on him....that usually gets his attention...

[Sewer Bull]

*feels so fuzzy inside*

[hazlov2004]

*fills up a backet of water and dumps it on stryker* thank you katie

[Katie]

*whispers to Sewer Bull*

s'il se reveille, il pourrait y avoir ennui....just so you know ;)

[Masked Ninja]

Me? Dance? *shifty eyes*

You know how the lair looked after it'd been trashed? Now imagine this room like that...

*sips more OJ*

[Ryona]

et Ryona est tous les rouille et wantst a devenir nu.

*blinks* Did you just call me a whore?

[Katie]

noooooooo I said you were rusty (from being drenched with the water) and now wanted to be naked :)

[Ryona]

I want to be naked?

[Katie]

I thought you said you were going to take your clothes off.... ????

[Ryona]

Yes, but to put on a new outfit... which I don't have. *frowns*

[Dr. Doom]

-=Runs up=- Then naked it is!!! =D

[hazlov2004]

doom what are you doing? ryona katie look at him

[Jo Dawn]

*sighs sadly*

This is a formal event!! We're supposed to be classy!!

*folds arms and lays head on them*

[Dr. Doom]

Sorry...

Doom doesn't have a date.... =(

-=Mopes back to his seat=-

[Sewer Bull]

*smiles to Jo and brings Katie a drink*

[XERO]

*walks in*

Why is everyone naked and speaking French?

*tilts his head to the side*

[Anarky]

*sighs sadly*

This is a formal event!! We're supposed to be classy!!

*folds arms and lays head on them*

Classy??? Oh, heck...

Anarky sees Jo standing on the stage, looking at all the obnoxious behaviour of the guests and can't help but smile. Then he hears the words and the word classy hits him like lightning. He showed up in a black T-shirt, his black cargo trousers and a pair of boots. He looks around, tries to avoid looking at the security guard that is heading for Stryker, and sees that even the late Matthew was wearing an old uniform. "Something must be done." he thinks and sees a tie hanging from a ceiling fan. Apparently, someone tried to hang himself last year and the guys who cleaned up forgot to put that away. And within a second or two, okay, it was more like a minute, he's wearing a black tie. Anarky then realizes that this might not be enough, but it's worth a try. "I just hope that Jo will like my tie" he sighs and makes his way back to the stage.

[Sewer Bull]

*walks in*

Why is everyone naked and speaking French?

*tilts his head to the side*

Mais nous ne sommes pas nus! :roll:

[XERO]

Er... thanks.:|

*heads to the Dromie store and buys everyone some more clothes*

[Sewer Bull]

w00t! Drome clothing! I wanna a Drome cap and a T-shirt and even boxers!

*joins Ben*

[Katie]

..............and I'm alone again.


*walks off the dance floor to sit down in a dark corner*

[Sewer Bull]

Oops! :D

*comes to Katie, grabs her hand and goes with her and Ben to the Drome store*

[XERO]

I wonder if they'll have those Stryker T-shirts and Takeover hoodies...:D

[Duke]

I heard a rumor that people were getting naked at this party so I decided I'd check it out.

*Shows up, looks around and sees no one naked. Shakes head in disappoint and walks out*

[XERO]

Check the store, Duke. ;)

[Katie]

I wonder if they'll have those Stryker T-shirts and Takeover hoodies...:D



Now THAT would bring some class to this place. :D The ones I bought have not come in yet :(


*looks up at Sewer Bull with puppy eyes*


Thanks for coming back to get me

[Sewer Bull]

Now THAT would bring some class to this place. :D The ones I bought have not come in yet :(


*looks up at Sewer Bull with puppy eyes*


Thanks for coming back to get me

*looks at Katie and smiles*

I think it's what they call... "calf love".

:)

[Katie]

*kisses Sewer Bull's wet cow nose again*


mon héros de bovin! vous m'avez sauve du chaos! Je ne puis pas aider mais etre reconnaissant

[Ryona]

Ok. I'm about done being wet.

*walks into the backroom behind the stage and finds two outfits*

Great... These are my only options... A costume of a lamb that's big enough to fit on a 6 year old, and this erotic burlesque outfit.

[XERO]

Great. More French. :roll:

[Jo Dawn]

(hehe, tried to hang themselves Anarky? Haha!!)

*looks up to see Anarky in a tie and jumps up, running to the end of the stage to greet him* Oh, Anarky!! Thank you! *hugs him and kisses his cheek* You look dashing! Thank you for the effort. *smiles happily*

[Ra]

*after five pages of insanity, Ra pops in again* ...I leave for another party for THIS?! A friend of my father's birthday, who had so much cake you nearly blew up at the end of the night and who had a live band along with a live talk by the makers of Johnny Walker....I traded it all for THIS?!

I don't regret it for a second :evilgrin: *runs out and changes into her chaos clothes, which is just jeans and a black shirt* Haha.....this is going to be interesting... :evilgrin:

[Sewer Bull]

*kisses Sewer Bull's wet cow nose again*


mon héros de bovin! vous m'avez sauve du chaos! Je ne puis pas aider mais etre reconnaissant

*brings Katie a portion of Greek salad and smiles*

Donc... donnez-moi une autre danse, madame! ;)

[Ra]

....Nani? :-?

Kyowa tenkiga arashi des! *looks outside* GAI! *hides*

[XERO]

Where's the United Nations when you need it?

[Sewer Bull]

Le Francais - c'est une langue de mon amour ;)

[Katie]

*Takes Sewer Bull up on his offer and they both go back to the dance floor*

Ok ok.....no more French for awhile :D

[Ra]

Katie-san to Bull-kun odori o skimas

Demo, Katie-san ichiban deto Bull-kun da ;)

[Katie]

Katie-san to Bull-kun odori o skimas

Demo, Katie-san ichiban deto Bull-kun da ;)


hehehe *blushes*

[Sewer Bull]

OK, my sweet honeybun :)

*holds Katie tight and enjoys the very moment of dancing with her in the candlelight*

[Masked Ninja]

??!

They have Takeover hoodies?!

*Mask suddenly rushes off, leaving the Gameboy and half a mug of OJ on the bar. He returns minutes later, wearing a kickawesome Takeover hoodie and a pair of basketball shorts embroidered with a small double K on one leg. Sitting back at the bar, he lifts the mug to his mouth to find it... empty?!*

Stryker... :x

*Grumbling to himself, he reaches for the Gameboy, but that's also disappeared...*

BEN!! :x :x :x

[XERO]

MASK! Stop double-posting!!

And give me back my Game Boy!

[Ra]

hehehe *blushes*
Katie-san ai Bull-kun :P

[Katie]

:roll:


I'm gonna be in trouble.......:D


((actually, Katie-san ai Stryker-kun..........talk amongst yourselves))

[Anarky]

(hehe, tried to hang themselves Anarky? Haha!!)

*looks up to see Anarky in a tie and jumps up, running to the end of the stage to greet him* Oh, Anarky!! Thank you! *hugs him and kisses his cheek* You look dashing! Thank you for the effort. *smiles happily*

Well, you know, wearing this thing, I think I know why this guy tried to hang himself. Maybe he even succeeded, because I swear that this thing is trying to strangle me... one of these ninja killer-ties I guess. If you give me the car keys real quick, I might have something even better for you...

[Jo Dawn]

*tosses said car keys at him* Don't hurt my baby, hehe.

[XERO]

Jo drives a bus?:P

[Dr. Doom]

-=Sits beligerently(sp) in his seat and yells to Jo and Anarky on the stage=- TAKE IT OFF!!!!!




er....rather....


...START THE SHOW!! o_o;;

[Katie]

*frowns at Doom*

No! I want to keep dancing!

*grins at Sewer Bull*

[XERO]

STOP! Hammer Time!

*does Hammer dance*

[Dr. Doom]

BAH! Very well....Doom may as well enjoy himself!

-=Doom disappears with a mild explosion, smoke filling the air. He returns moments later a bound and gagged Jessica Alba draped over his shoulder=-

Now you're going to have a wonderful time with Doom tonight, aren't you?!

-=She nods quickly and Doom lets out a manical laugh=-

[Katie]

*grins and nods her approval to Doom*

Seeeeeee dancing is nice with the right person :D

[XERO]

Doom can dance?:|

*does the Running Man*

[Anarky]

Anarky fails to catch the keys because of an obviously deranged person yelling around in green. It takes him a second to identify Doom among the guests in the room. At his side is Jessica Alba aka. Sue Richards. And that was the moment when the male host of the show realized why Doom holds a grudge against that elastic bastard. His fantasies have already gone too far and with a smile, he remembers the carkeys lying to his feet. He picks them up and dissappears.

Outside, he's still able to hear the noises from the pre-party and he could swear that he heard someone shouting "Oh my God, he's dead!" which undoubtedly refers to Squash-Matt who's still clutching his file. "Note to self: Get that file and the uniform" he thinks as he opens the trunk of the car. He finds his travel bag in there, just where he put it. This stupid bag has saved his life so many times when he was away from home, it's ridiculous. But Anarky has to dig deep inside the bag containing clothes and other "survival equipment which isn't food". And he finds it! With a smile, he takes off his tie and puts on the shortsleeved black shirt he had hidden away in the nether regions of his bag. "I hope Jo will like this... because that's as formal as it gets with me." he thinks. Then he locks up the car and gets back inside.

Backstage he can see that Jo's still watching the madness going on. He takes a look at her and can't help but smile. She looks as if she's never seen a monkey, a cow, something undead, a ruler of some obscure Balkan-country, a dead misfit and lots of other people doing the darndest things the world has ever seen. He interrupts her amazement with the words: "Here's your car keys,"

[Raven]

from the darkness he appears taking out one of the light crew men who sits high on the rafters, all that can be heard now is the maniacal laugh from the rafters as the dead body hangs from a rope.

[XERO]

*does the Robot*

Old Skool.

[Masked Ninja]

*does the macarena*

*notices everyone is staring, with somewhat sickened expressions on their faces*

...what? :|

[XERO]

*does a Robot version of the Macarena*

[The Stryker]

*Hits Sewer Bull with a hammer*......*Picks up Katie and carries her away*

Man I get knocked out and some guy is mooching on my chick...

[XERO]

*is seen doing pushups*

[Katie]

*Exhuberent happiness*


Stryker, you are the only guy here that I really and truely love. no one can ever take your place or be better than you are. You are the one and only guy for me and everyone else is just a pale shadow compared to you. I am sorry that I even looked at anyone else. Can you ever forgive me?

[The Stryker]

Uh.....what? *Grabs Machi's hand as well* Yes....my women....Now lets ride into the sunset!

[Jester]

*runs in late, pulling his tie tight around his neck and forcing his shoe onto his foot, hopping forward on one foot.*
I'm late...I'm LATE...What'd I miss...What'd i miss??

[Machias Banshee]

*folds arms*

Since you two seem to work so well... ( :P ) YOU two can hang out together tonight...

I know who I'M gonna hang out with...

*turns, hearing Jester's voice*

THERE you are.... I didn't think guys took showers THAT long... :P

[Jester]

:o....Schweet...late, but with a date...


Hey I'm a poet and didn't know it....


Shower...it's called a splash of baby powder...


*notices Machi's look of constrenation*
Shuting up...

[Machias Banshee]

*shakes her head, taking Jester's arm*

Come on, I'll buy you a drink....

[Jester]

Uh...but I don't drink...wait you don't drink....

[Machias Banshee]

They got non-alcoholic stuff too... :P :D

*waves to the others before leading Jester to the bar*

[Jester]

Hmmm..non-alcholic, eh. I guess I could deal with that...or I'll just take a Dr. Pepper. Wait...where are my manners. I should be getting you a drink...right?

[Machias Banshee]

Ahh... *chuckles* I thank you Kindly, sir...


((*gives Stryker a hug so he knows I"m still his*))

[Jester]

*taps Stryker on the shoulder*
Man, what are you thinking...you know that Machi's not gonna abide you mackin' on the other girls...stop being such a Quagmire. Now come with me to the bar and help me get the drinks...so, what'll y'all have?

[The Stryker]

Gigidy?

Um...I'll take um... Pepsi I guess. *Carries Katie on my back and kisses Machi on the cheek* Sorry babe...

[XERO]

How I'm feeling right now, I'll take a quadruple.

[Jester]

*in true clown fashion, Jester wiggles his arm and out pops an oversized pad, pencil. He is now dressed in a waitress outit, complete with hair-net covering his hair that's up in a bun*
Ok, I got a Pepsi, a DP and a 4x....what'll you have lady...and i don't have all nite...

[Machias Banshee]

*chuckles, kissing Stryker's cheek*

I'm just Glad to see you two not killin' each other...

*waves to Katie* I trust you with him. enjoy yourselves...

*arches eyeridge at Jester in the Waitress outfit*

Uh.... ohkayyy.......

[Hannah]

im so confused. o_o


~passes out for drinking the punch~

[Ryona]

*judges over the kid-sized lamb costume and the erotic burlesque outfit*

Aw, Hell... *strips down and puts on the erotic burlesque outfit* What the Hell goes on in this place anyway? *shrugs*

*looks at the mirror*

Oh, boy... I still need more covering. *carefully walks out of backstage and back into the hall and tries to sneak past everyone.

[The Stryker]

*Spots Ryona and waves at her*

Hey! Look everybody! Its Ryona! Lets all look at her! HEY! LOOK!

Its RYONA!! lets look at her!

[Jester]

:o Ryo...is that you Ryo....YOU GET YOUR CLOTHS ON!!!

[Machias Banshee]

*frowns and turns.*

What are you guys...

*Blinks at the semi-nekkid Ryona and covers Jester's eyes*

[Sewer Bull]

*stands up with a huge pain in his head. Sees Stryker holding Katie's hand and hears Katie saying:*


Stryker, you are the only guy here that I really and truely love. no one can ever take your place or be better than you are. You are the one and only guy for me and everyone else is just a pale shadow compared to you. I am sorry that I even looked at anyone else. Can you ever forgive me?

*rages and morphs into Sewerbullzamon!*

I... *breathes* will... *breathes* kill... *breathes* you... *breathes* ALL!!!!

*roars*

[The Stryker]

To Killing! *raises glass and drinks*

[Duke]

*Decided not to leave after heeding Ben's advice about the technodrome store. Looks over at Ryona and is glad he didn't.*

[Sewer Bull]

To Killing! *raises glass and drinks*

*smiles and joins Stryker*

To Killing, mate!

*raises glass and drinks as well*

[Ryona]

*looks up at everyone as she hears her name*

meep.

*tries to cover herself up with her arms and starts moving faster to the main door*

[Sewer Bull]

*left by Katie, not able to bite Stryker's head off /the kid's so adorable/, Sewer Bull returns to his normal shape and comes to the counter to order a glass of vodka with raspberry juice*

My inner voice tells me I should leave this thread before something really bad happens here.

*quaffs his beverage and stares mindlessly at Ryona's back*

[XERO]

*Sees Ryona running away*

Meh.

*drinks Pepsi quadruple*

[Jade Green]

*Jade Green runs in wearing a short black dress and is followed by Randi whose wearing... a turtle fitted shawl thing. Jade looks around and then rounds up to Stryker.*

Jade: Am I late? Did they announce the awards yet? Did I loose? Did I win? WHY ARE YOU TOASTING TO KILLING!?

[Sewer Bull]

*takes a shot*

Where the hell are Matt and Anarky when you need them...

*takes another one*

[Masked Ninja]

*sweeps the line of shotglasses off the bar* Now now, Sewer... you know what happened the last time you did this.

*orders another large OJ*

[Sewer Bull]

*looks at Mask, all flabbergasted*

Fine... Orange juice for me as well!

*receives his beverage and looks at Mask again*

Bottoms up, youngster!

*winks and drinks*

[Masked Ninja]

*grins and gulps his orange juice with gusto*

[Jo Dawn]

Backstage he can see that Jo's still watching the madness going on. He takes a look at her and can't help but smile. She looks as if she's never seen a monkey, a cow, something undead, a ruler of some obscure Balkan-country, a dead misfit and lots of other people doing the darndest things the world has ever seen. He interrupts her amazement with the words: "Here's your car keys,"

(Awesome imagery, Anarky, hehe. :) :D )

Hearing Anarky's voice, she takes her head out of her hands, and looks up. She gasps, and runs over to him at the side of the stage (yes, she realizes it is a minor miracle that she did not trip on her shoes or dress).

"Anarky! That looks great!" She grins happily at his new attire. Grabbing his arm, she leads him a bit farther back from the stage. "Anarky... Do you have any idea what is going on out there?" She whispers incrediously, gripping his arm.

[XERO]

*Is watching Jo and Anarky from the obscure ceiling*

[Peanut]

What the f*ck is going on in here?

[Anarky]

Anarky's shirt is still itchy and rather uncomfortable, he doesn't like this stiffness freshly ironed stuff has. "Amazing" he thinks as Jo got to his side, "she actually did it without falling over." The he heard the question he hoped he wouldn't hear.

"Anarky... Do you have any idea what is going on out there?"

A thousand thoughts at once shoot through his head, but one clearly dominates. And that thought is: "S#!t". Now he needs an explanation, he doesn't know why, maybe the sight of Jo standing on stage just a moment ago triggered something inside him. Anarky thinks, for the first time in months, trying to find a rational explanation. Forgetting about his shirt, he tries his best, after buying some time.: "Hehe, I knew you'd like my shirt. Well... uhm... looks like Ryona was naked a second ago, because someone spilt his or her drink over her Edward Scissorhands-outfit and now she's wearing a Burlesque outfit. Then we have Rob over there who's not unconscious... for now. Matt seems to be dead because he thought that pillar was in his way. And... uhm... I think it's better when you don't know what Stryker's doing. And I think Major Pain killed Larry, the guy operating the lights tonight."

He knew that this wasn't the best explanation he could come up with, but it was the one who just came to his mind. He realizes that it isn't an explanation at all, but now that it was said, there was no going back. He just hoped that Jo would know an explanation to all this, and, even more importantly, would survive the awards. As for him, he knew that if something killed him tonight, it would be this shirt.

[hazlov2004]

ben get down here your going to hurt yourself *looks at masked ninja and sewer bull* you guys drinking orange juice?

[Jester]

*sips soda*
So, when do we find out who walks away with a statuete?

[Dr. Doom]

Right now. Doom wins everything.

[Jester]

Doom, I'm curious...what do you do if you're caught in a hail storm? How do you pop out the dings? How do you prevent rust? Are you like the tinman and have an oil can handy?

[Sewer Bull]

*feels a desperate urge to sing*

Damn... I need karaoke so much right now.

*sings "Angie" a capella*

[Ryona]

*looks at Damnhooligan as she dashes by* God, I wish I had some tinfoil right now.

*blinks* Wait... That's it!

*dashes out the door to the nearest newspaper dispenser box and takes out a newspaper*

[XERO]

*gets on the stage and performs his The Undisputed song*

[Jo Dawn]

She blinks at Anarky's explanation. "Oookay..." She looks back over her shoulder at the chaos offstage. She leans forward to whisper in his ear: "I think we've lost all control here. But we can't let them see it." She leans back again, still grasping his arm.

"I'd suggest going and grabbing a drink before starting the awards... but..." She looks back again, biting her bottom lip. "Well," She laughs. "If we can get over there safely, and without me ruining this dress... I'll buy your drinks!"

[Anarky]

That was all he needed. The words "I'll buy your drinks" sounded like music in his ears. And then his mind starts working. It's about getting a drink after all, that justifies thinking. "Now, there are two possibilities" he begins "Either I go over there and get the drinks for both of us or I carry you over and back, but you'd have to hold the drinks in that case, or... we just tell everyone that the awards will be given out tomorrow and then we go and get drunk."

He doesn't really know what sounds best, but he guesses that one possibility has to be the right one... but then again, Jo is female and all that.

[Jo Dawn]

She pauses, thinking a bit, biting her lip as she does. She frowns then. She really needs to stop doing that. Now her lip hurt and her lipstick was probably messed.

"Well..." She begins slowly. "I think, if we postponed the show to drink a few, we'd get mauled..." She looks back out at the crowd. "Though that might just happen anyway." She mutters, then turns back to Anarky. "Maybe... I mean... Strength in numbers, right? We should maybe both go?"

She grins then, winking at him. "Besides... you really wanna walk out there holding my purse?"

[ThirdMarioBro]

*walks up to the stage, grabs the Microphone*

Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen, I am drunk. As such *hiccup*, I am here to make a complete ass of myself. Yo Dog.


Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

*listens to rampant boo-ing*

FUUUU*****KKKKK YOOOOOU!!!!!!! YOU DON'T APPRICIATE TRUE TALENT!!!!! OLD PEOPLE!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

*Does the Thriller while being dragged off stage*

[zkarlette]

I guess its time to come in there seems to be some action going on and I guess the drinks are free...

* zkarlette makes an entrance wearing a pretty green dress that matches with the Red hair do*

I guess Ill have a daiquiri :P

[cowabunga14]

*walks away from the limo he arrived in cuz it got in an accident... rides his skateboard up to the entrance*

I hope I can find everybody so I'll know if I'm late or not.

*walks around in the building as he hears the ruckus comin' from the bar*

Whoa! What's goin' on in here? Looks like I didn't miss anything. Are you guys all right?

[Ryona]

*after some moments, she walks back in wearing a little dress made of newspaper*

I hope this dress holds itself together for the whole night. Now I gotta go fix my hair and see what I can do about my face...

[XERO]

Ryona, can I please see the Sports section? ;)

[Ryona]

Um... Fine. if you can find a sports section, be my guest.

[XERO]

Sure thing.

*reads*

2 hours later...

Almost done.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006...

Finished. Thanks.