"Never pay full price for late pants"

[Time Mistress]

Here's a fun little game to play. It was a big hit on the Transformers boards at TFW2005 a while back so I though it might be fun to try here.

Rules are simple. Take any line of dialogue (lets stick to the first movie for now just to keep it simple) and replace any noun in that dialogue with the word "pants." Therefore, "Never pay full price for late pizza" becomes "Never pay full price for late pants." Try it and let the hilarity ensue.:D

Here are a few more to get started:

Raph: Jose Cosaco's pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Casey: Two-for-one sale pal.

Splinter: And you were not seen?
Raph: I lost my pants!
Splinter: Then they are gone.
Raph: But I can get 'em back! I can get 'em back!

Man: What was that?
Taxi driver: I dunno. Sorta looked like a big turtle, in pants.

Casey: I hate punkers. Especially punkers who wear pants over ugly faces. Oooh!

Mikey: Ninja kick the d@mn pants!

[Kunoichi_Haruko]

Raph: "What's a guy gotta do, to get some pants around here?"

[Revan]

Strike hard and fade away... without your pants

[ToTheNines]

Splinter: I have always liked... Pants!

Turtles: PANTS!

[Starkiller]

The old games are always the best :D

April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some pants.
Michelangelo: Let's go for it!
Donatello: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pants?
Mikey/Donnie: Doesn't everybody?

[raphaelprime]

Shredder: "You are here, because the outside pants rejects you."

[Ra]

"Pants? Nobody understands pants."

[TheShowstoppa]

"Old Shred did a swan dive with a half gainer right into the back of pants! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*


or to follow that one up!


Splinter: "Raphael, Come away from there!"
Raph: jeez, I was just...
Splinter: Never forget who you are. You are ninja and you must always practice the art of pants.

[iris]

Classic game.

Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects pants.

Bad guy: Why are we just standing here? Let's pants him!

[Tortuga Joe]

Michelangelo: Ah, a fellow pants'er, eh?

[Revan]

tatsu, gather your best pants. you have a mission tonight.

[Dragnskull]

*forgive me if i mistake the wording...butt

Final rooftop battle w/ shred vs splinter


Shredder: Now ill finish what i started with your pants!

[GK Punk]

Jose Canseco pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

[Revan]

You killed my brother. You dirty pants!

[raphaelprime]

Mikey: "It slices, it dices, and it makes pants in 30 different..whoops"


PS. how long do we stay on the first movie, cause i already have a ton for the new movie in mind lol.

[Sewer Bull]

Splinter: "All fathers care for their pants."

Splinter: "HAHA! I made a funny in my pants".
TMNT: ... (gasp and look at him in terror).

I want other universes to pick the quotes from.

P.S. Tatsu: "Pants... vanish!"

[Time Mistress]

Good start guys. Now feel free to choose ANY TMNT quote - movies, cartoons, comics whatever!

[raphaelprime]

Good start guys. Now feel free to choose ANY TMNT quote - movies, cartoons, comics whatever!

yay lol..

Leo: "Don't do this Raph"

Raph: "I'm done taking pants"

[The Shelf]

Leo: "I'm BETTER than pants!!"

Sorry, it had to be said.

Don: "This has Winter's pants all over it."

That one worked better if I omitted "written."

[cowabunga14]

Casey Jones: "All lawbreakers must pay the pants."

[Zog the Equalizer]

Casey Jones: ...and my personal favorite, two minutes for high pants.

[Dragnskull]

1.)
Mikey: Ughh, did anyone get the number on that thing that beat us up last night? ... It looked like your Pants dude!!!!
Don: Yeah, Good one, that would make it your pants too...dufus...

2.)
Raph: *wiggles his finger at the jersy devil* Hey little fella, you want pants?

3.)
Donny: ACKKK... I think I swallowed Pants, I hope it wasnt a relative!

4.)
Mikey: Wait, wait wait wait! Look! Walk the doggg...hehhe thats pretty good huh? and for my next trick, AROUND THE PANTS!!!!

5.)
Mikey: *Beats up Thugs with sausage-chucks* And next time ill use Pants!!!

6.)
*knock knock*
*April opens the door*
Kino: Hey, i got some pizza for you
April: Uhh...i didnt order any pizza...
Kino: yeah i know, but the guy down in 313 wasnt home and you order so much anyways i figured...hey...what are those?
April: Huh? ohh these? there mine...
April: Yeah...i like to do a little pantsing every now and then...*humiliates herself*

7.)
Mikey: Well?!
Don: Depends, Do you like pants on your pizza?
Mikey: AWWWW...
*Don and mikey give it a proper barial...humming*

9.)
*raph wakes up*
Leo: GUYS! RAPHS AWAKE! BRING PANTS, RAPH NEEDS PANTS!

10.)
Leo: First, we must partake in uh...the traditional, Pre-fight, PANTS!!!

[Jester]

Raphael: I lost my pants!
Splinter: Then they are gone.
Raph: I can get um back, I can get um back!
Splinter: Raphael, let them go.

Splinter: Death comes for us all Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die it will be....Without pants!

[The Shelf]

Raphael: I lost my pants!
Splinter: Then they are gone.
Raph: I can get um back, I can get um back!
Splinter: Raphael, let them go.

Splinter: Death comes for us all Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die it will be....Without pants!

These two are definitely the best ones yet! They're actually on par with the Star Wars pants jokes I've heard (those are the easiest movies to use pants on).

[Jester]

Michelangelo: How'd you get in April's pants?
(oh wait...)

[raphaelprime]

Casey: "I don't wear Pants..I'm the caveman type, 'Ol Natur-AL"

[Zog the Equalizer]

Keno: I know, I know. These are not my pants.

[Time Mistress]

Casey: "I don't wear Pants..I'm the caveman type, 'Ol Natur-AL"

:lol: :lol: :lol: That may just be the best one yet!

[Swany]

Don: "I'm not your Pants, I'm just Donnie your friendly IT tech support 24 hours a day sir. Oh, sorry ma'am"

Kid: "The pants of the jungle!"

(This is simmilar to, OK exactly, what happens in a book I've read. Dave changed random words for Pants "What pants through yonder window breaks")

[Rooish]

Don: We're not the guardians of pants, Raphael. We never were.

Mikey: Can I get rid of pants, too?

[Ava Collier]

Edited because I didn't notice someone beat me to it. >.<

Raphael: PAAAAAAAANTS!

[Cassidy]

Raphael: I lost my pants!
Splinter: Then they are gone.
Raph: I can get um back, I can get um back!
Splinter: Raphael, let them go.
I really love that one.


Hope nobody's done this one yet.

Don: The perimeter's quiet.
Leo: Yeah, a little too quiet.
Don: That was easy.
Leo: A little too easy.
Don: Look it's Pants!
Mikey: Yeah, a little too Pants.

[Ava Collier]

Help! I'm a turtle, and I can't get pants!

*runs away and cries because Jester beat her to the one she wanted to do*
Jester! you owe me a new YTMNT!

EDIT: I am so bored.

Pants?
Pants.
Kitchen?
Kitchen.

Something about the way you describe their pants. Something...familiar. Something from...the past.

No pants! You put pants on (this thing) and you're in big trouble mister!

[Mr._Mutant_Man]

Not from a movie, but it's a line from the first issue of TMNT Adventures that ends up working in almost the same way as originally intended when a word is replaced with pants:

April: Ouch, this is a tight squeeze. You must be putting on pants, O'Neil.

[iris]

Ha! I think Jester wins.

Kid: "The pants of the jungle!"
How about, "The ghost of the pants!"

Raph: You're gonna need pants if you're gonna lead us out of here.

Karai: You would think they would be more concerned about the pants monster.

Don: Out of the pants, please!

:lol:

[XERO]

Splinter: "I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja: That ultimate mastery comes not of the body... but of the pants."

[cowabunga14]

Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight pants.

[Cascadia]

And I fished an old pair of pants and gave them all names.

It is a long way from the pants to just drop in...

Ancient artifacts. A tycoon with his heart set on a three thousand year-old collection of pants.

Anyway, our "strange pants" has not been the same without you.

Have you turned your pants on?

[Ava Collier]

They're not stupid, they're pants.
...
Okay, they're stupid pants.

[Sunshine]

"And no pants, I mean it dude you put pants on this thing and your in big trouble!"

[Cascadia]

"I hate seeing pants fight".

Question?
Yeah?
Do you like pencillian on your pants?

[Sunshine]

"So that's the plan from our 'great leader' huh? Just sit here on our pants?"

[Ava Collier]

"So that's the plan from our 'great leader' huh? Just sit here on our pants?"

LMAO!

I never said I was your, great pants!

[Jester]

Raphael: Maybe I'll just my pants and leave!

Leonardo: Hey, he wants some pants! Bring some pants!

[Magdolin]

Leo: I got spoons. What did you guys swipe?
Raph: I got a cup.
Don I got floor wax.
Mikey: Uh...uh...i got a rock.
Raph: *Stare*
Leo: * Stare*
Don: * Stare*
Mikey: ...Oh right! Like we're gonna get outta here with floor wax!


Don: Is everbody okay?
Raph : * Coughs* Peachy...

[Kunoichi_Haruko]

Leo: I got spoons. What did you guys swipe?
Raph: I got a cup.
Don I got floor wax.
Mikey: Uh...uh...i got a rock.
Raph: *Stare*
Leo: * Stare*
Don: * Stare*
Mikey: ...Oh right! Like we're gonna get outta here with floor wax!


Don: Is everbody okay?
Raph : * Coughs* Peachy...


......Where's the pants? :ohwell:

[Cascadia]

Leo: I got spoons. What did you guys swipe?
Raph: I got a cup.
Don I got pants.
Mikey: Uh...uh...i got a rock.
Raph: *Stare*
Leo: * Stare*
Don: * Stare*
Mikey: ...Oh right! Like we're gonna get outta here with pants!

[Magdolin]

Sorry....I had thought of those things...thats all. You won't see anymore mistakes by me again.:)


Don: Of course. That's it. It's equal pants displacement. Uh, you see guys, for each one of us that goes and gets pants, someone from the PAST will buy pants as well. And those pants will only work under one condition. And do you know what that is?
Leo: put 'em on you're head?
Raph: D'uhhh.... On you're arms?
Don: Oh pants!

[Revan]

Leo: I got spoons. What did you guys swipe?
Raph: I got a cup.
Don I got pants.
Mikey: Uh...uh...i got a rock.
Raph: *Stare*
Leo: * Stare*
Don: * Stare*
Mikey: ...Oh right! Like we're gonna get outta here with pants!

:lol: :lol: :lol: Wow great contribution, freak. lol. I love that scene

[Cascadia]

Your quite welcome, Neutrino. I was trying to figure out where to put pants into that scene. :lol: :lol:

[LiuKangChick]

Got a few from "Shredderville":

Krang: "Work, you blasted pants!"
"So you're finally here to fix my pants."


Raph: "Now, I'll never know how I Love Pants ended."

I'm comin' up with more soon! ^^

[XERO]

Turtles Fight With Pants!!!!

[Ava Collier]

The class is pants 101, and your instructor is Casey Jones.
http://thefulljones.ytmnd.com/
(shameless plug to revive YTMNT)

[Revan]

You fight well, in the old style. But you have caused me enough trouble... now you face... the pants.

The pants?

[Magdolin]

Raph: Could we intrest you in copy of turtle home pants?

[Jester]

Yoshi was a quiet man, who loved pants!

[Rooish]

Maybe all those pants are for making coleslaw.

You want a fist in the pants? I've never even looked at another guy before.

[Jester]

They are the Turtles, Hamato Yoshi's Turtles! They must not discover my pants!

[cowabunga14]

Casey Jones: New game, round-head. Pants?
Raphael: Pants? Nobody understands pants. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand pants.

[Magdolin]

Okay now that is messed up. LOLOLOL

Mikey: What!? Donnie's not the only one who watches pants!

[a_big_apple]

Leo: Well tell him THANKS for wasting our TIME! Now instead of going out to look for the Foot and the ooze, like we SHOULD, we have to go look for PANTS instead!

Donnie (as the box drops on his foot): Owwww!

April: What was that?

Donnie: Leo says...pants....

[Magdolin]

AHAHAHAHHAHA! OMG THAT WAS GOOD!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: asdiulg'honrgadongf

[a_big_apple]

Mikey: Can we keep her?
Splinter: Bring water, cold washcloth, pants!
Mikey: Far out!


And my mom's contribution, when I told her about this game:

Donnie: Thanks Raph, I may never have the pants again!

[Jester]

Norinaga: Guns for silver and silk.
Walker: Guns for gold. Now there are pants when before there were just men.

Walker: Childern, damn nusience, I only keep pants now.
Niles: Little hot-pants.
Walker: Shut up, Niles.

[Cascadia]

L: Are you sure this is going to work?
professor: When I contaminated the pants to create Tokka and Rahzar, I had no idea that I was going to create anti-pants based on the contamination.

professor: Hmmm...pants-heaven.

I know...pretty silly.

[Revan]

Thanks for doing all the shopping for us Keno

No problem, hey I hope you guys didn't mind me picking up a few pants

You're forgiven

[Magdolin]

OMG! :o These are so funny.

[Ava Collier]

There's only one word to describe how very bored I am right now. That word...is pants. My goshness it really is possible to twist anything into perversion.


Chief Sterns: Just what is it you hope to accomplish out there, besides BUSTING MY PANTS?

Tatsu: Never lower your pants to an enemy!

Casey Jones: That, was a crime, you pants-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty!

April: And then there's Casey Jones, a nine year old trapped in a man's body. He might almost be cute if it weren't for those pants.

April: Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my pants anymore.

Charles: See? That's what he does when he wants to ignore me; he sticks his head in those pants. I wonder where the hell he got those pants anyway.

Casey Jones: You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pants over there, hm?

Shredder: He dies. Pants. Now...
FOOLS!

Chief Sterns: Alright, I want some answers. Now what in God's name happened out here tonight? Somebody better talk to me.
Unshaven guy: Check out the east warehouse over on Lairdman Island. You'll get your pants there.

April: Okay, those guys in the black pajamas, they jumped me, and, and that rat... I saw you in the parking lot. That explains you. And you guys...
Um... I have no idea where you came from.
Splinter: If you will please just sit down and calm yourself, I will tell you where we came from.
April: It talks!
Splinter: It is really quite simple, Miss O'Neil.
April: And he knows my name... perfect.
Splinter: Fifteen years ago...
April: Why don't I ever dream of pants?

Splinter: Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget pants. I am here, my son.

[a_big_apple]

Chief Sterns: Just what is it you hope to accomplish out there, besides BUSTING MY PANTS?

Tatsu: Never lower your pants to an enemy!



HAHAHAHAHAHA! Those first two are so perfect!!

[mommyangelo]

Leo: about what I said before...about not needin' you and all...
Raph: Leo...don't
Leo: boy, we missed you
Don: it's a pants moment


Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be... (Shredder throws a hidden knife; Splinter catches it, releasinf the spear and letting Shredder fall from the building and land in the back of a garbage truck)
Splinter: without pants.


Splinter: I am proud of you my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the pants.


Casey Jones: Lead the way, Toots
April: "Toots"?
Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah, Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
April: Hey, you know what? that's okay, I'll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my pants anymore!
April: Casey, I wouldn't ask for your pants if you were the last pants on the face of this planet.
(Casey sprawls out on the porch swing; it breaks and he falls to the ground on it)

[wyze2099]

"So ... it's like Haley's pants ... only monsters come out of it."

"...you have got to be pantsing me."

"Oh, yuck! Now he's in my pants...."

[Jester]

Tatsu: Never lower your pants to an enemy!

Best...pants...ever!

[Magdolin]

OMG! This is ruining the best parts in the movies!

[Rooish]

Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be... (Shredder throws a hidden knife; Splinter catches it, releasinf the spear and letting Shredder fall from the building and land in the back of a garbage truck)
Splinter: without pants.

F**king gold!

[Jo Dawn]

There's too many good ones to post, haha... But I will say you all almost made me get some weiiird looks from other people here in the lab.

[XERO]

Shredder: "Like the Pheonix, I have risen from the ashes. And into my pants... you shall fall!"

[mommyangelo]

Leonardo: Take the ugly pants!
Raphael: No, you take the ugly pants!
Donatello: I'll take the ugly pants.
Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly pants?:lol:

Donatello: You're a claustrophobic.
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the pants? I've never even looked at another guy.

Raphael: So what are we gonna do? Splinter's out there somewhere.
Leonardo: What can we do about it? April's our only lead to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael: Oh, so that's the plan from our great leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts.
Michaelangelo: [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?
Donatello: Fight.
Michaelangelo: Kichen?
Donatello: Kitchen.
Michaelangelo: Yyyyeah.
Leonardo: I never said I was your great leader.
Raphael: Well, you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael: Yeah? Well maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave.
Leonardo: Why don't you?
Raphael: Good. Great. [Walks out the door]
Leonardo: Go ahead. We don't need you.
Michaelangelo: [Listening from the kitchen] Pants?
Donatello: [Mouth full] Pants.

Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip pants. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic pants, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfaroonipants.
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel pants.
Casey Jones: Dome pants.
Donatello: Elf pants.
Casey Jones: [of the van they were repairing] Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoidpants.
Donatello: Here goes... What are we on?
Casey Jones: Uh, "G".
Donatello: Here goes, Gak-pants.
Casey Jones: I'm ready, Hose-pants.

[Sunshine]

There's only one word to describe how very bored I am right now. That word...is pants. My goshness it really is possible to twist anything into perversion.


Chief Sterns: Just what is it you hope to accomplish out there, besides BUSTING MY PANTS?

Tatsu: Never lower your pants to an enemy!

April: And then there's Casey Jones, a nine year old trapped in a man's body. He might almost be cute if it weren't for those pants.

April: Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my pants anymore.

:lol: :rolling: I think those are my favorites! :P

[Ava Collier]

My vigilante pants are a little ripe.
Casey Jones~ The Journal.

Oh wait...I was supposed to change something wasn't I?

[a_big_apple]

From the new movie:

Raph: What, you never heard of pants?
Casey: Warn me next time! *cough* I've got allergies!
*later*
Casey: *coughing* What is it with ninjas and pants?


Donnie: Have you turned the pants on? Have you plugged them in? Yeah, that would help.


Karai: The Foot ninja is not without pants.


Splinter: They can defeat them. They are a team.
Winters: Let's hope so. Because if not, Aguila will use the portal to draw forth an army of pants, and the world will be lost.


Mikey: Oh, gross! I think he's in my no..my noo... *SNEEZE* Ugh, gross! Somebody give me a hankie? Ugh, now he's in my pants!

[tOkKa]

L: Are you sure this is going to work?
professor: When I contaminated the pants to create Tokka and Rahzar, I had no idea that I was going to create anti-pants based on the contamination.

professor: Hmmm...pants-heaven.

I know...pretty silly.

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[Sunshine]

Mikey: Hey guys check this out... pants on... pants off... pants on...

Raph: mouth off.

[Ava Collier]

Mikey: Hey guys check this out... pants on... pants off... pants on...

Raph: mouth off.

Oh...the mental image XD

[Sunshine]

Hehe yeah I know. ^_^

[Jester]

April: Pants: They're something we take for granted. They're simply a day to day fact of life in the big city.

Shredder: Very well, I have my own pants!

Krang: I hope you fail again, and again, and keep failing until you have no choice but to make me pants!
(and)
Saki, come quickly I need pants!
(and)
Ckimb on my pants!

[Ava Collier]

Saki, come quickly I need pants!


Damn my mind is a filthy place.

Ahem...

Tatsu: ...still missing. I do not understand. Why do the pants trouble you, Master? They have not been seen for many days.

I get this image of Shredder tearing (literally) through his laundry, looking for his pants, only to be forced to wear that glittery purple unitard!

[cowabunga14]

April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some pants.
Michelangelo: Let's go for it!
Donatello: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pants?
Michelangelo, Donatello: Doesn't everybody?

[Magdolin]

Mikey: I'd like a thick crust with double cheese, pepperoni ham, greenpeppers, pants...

[Bad Guys Lover]

There`s a few Shredder and Krang pants quotes:
Shredder: Rocksteady! Bebop! Wipe your pants...and follow me.
Krang: I should never have joined pants with a ninja! Next time I conquer a planet, I`m using an accauntant!
Shredder: I`ve had it up to my pants with both of you!
Krang: Yes! I just love it when pants comes together!
Krang: If I had pants, I`d cover my ears! If I had`em!
Shredder: Tonight I dine on turtle pants.
Shredder: Splinter, you have been a thorn in my pants for too long! It is time to remove you!
Shredder: You`re ruinning my beautiful brand-new Mini pants!
Shredder: Forward march! Your left, your left; ya left your pants and fourty-eight kids!

[Magdolin]

Shredder: I'd use this pants on your brain! IF IT WERN'T SUCH SMALL A TARGET!!

[Bad Guys Lover]

And there`s more...
Leonardo: We turtles don`t know the meaning of the word 'pants'.
Michaelangelo: That`s right. We never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.

Shredder: Join me.
Raphael: Does the phrase 'go suck a pants' have many meaning to you?

Donatello: What kind of idiot puts his pants on a death machine?
Raphael: An idiot with a pants problem.

Raphael: We are dealing with a real pants here.
Leonardo: It`s gotta be pants.
Raphael: I hate it when he says that.

Krang: I want that pants!
Shredder: Now, Krang, you can`t have everything you see on TV.
Rocksteady: Maybe if you`re real good, you`ll get one for Christmas.

Raphael: Shredder must really be getting desperate if he`s throwing pants like you at us!

Shredder: You wretched reptiles! You`ll pay for this!
Bebop: And bring pants. We don`t take plastic!

[Ra]

Shredder: You`re ruinning my beautiful brand-new Mini pants!
Haha! That one is priceless! :lol:

Casey: Pants? I just made Mike Tyson look like a sissy and all you can say is "Pants"?

Charles: See? That's what he does when he wants to ignore me; he sticks his head in those pants. I wonder where the hell he *got* those pants anyway.

And, I know Bull said this one before, but it just cracks me up.
Tatsu: Pants... VANISH!! :evilgrin:

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

April: Rest here in the bedroom, Splinter. You guys, you promise to stay out of trouble?

Turtles: We promise April!
April: Why is it I don't quite believe you.

{Turtles go exploring}

Michaelangelo: Wonder if she's got anything to eat in this place?
:: opens refrigerator::: Alright! Instant Pants!

[Magdolin]

Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu. Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and it makes pants and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: WHOOPS.
Splinter: Pants.

[Jester]

Shredder: None of you will leave here [in] pants.
(Sorry it didn't work without the [in])

[Bad Guys Lover]

Shredder: None of you will leave here [in] pants.
(Sorry it didn't work without the [in])
:lol: :lol: Good one.

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{April arrives at her apartment from work and begins to notice all the turtles' leaving their stuff around the palce}

April (picks up rubber snake): Michaelangelo
{picks up comics} Leonardo, {picks up skateboard} Donatello {picks up exercise equipment} and Raphael

{as she turns to walk up the stairs} The pants is the cleaniest one...

-----

{The Turtles are playing Trivial Pursuit in the Living Room}

Raphael: What Russian Pants, embracing more than 500 characters, is set in the Napoleonic Wars?

Donatello: Pants and Peace

[Revan]

So long freak, I got pants to do

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{The giant bell falls onto Norinaga and the Turtles gather around it}

Raphael: Hey, whose inside?
Leonardo (laughs): haha, Lord Norinaga!
Donatello (speaks up): Norinaga? ::swings his bo and hits the bell, causing Norinaga to moan in pain::

Donatello: Name rings a Pants!

[a_big_apple]

So long freak, I got pants to do


HAHAHAHA!

Leo: A ninja is a master of himself and his pants--so don't forget, we're TURTLES!

Raph: Keno...
Keno: I know, I know... these are not my pants.
Raph: At last!
Keno: (to fainting woman) I learned that from a rat.

Mikey: Ninja pants!
Don: Ninja pants?
Mikey: Pants that vanish quickly, without trace.

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{The Turtles are fighting the foot soldiers in April's Apartment}

Michaelangelo: Hey Donny! Wheel of Fortune, dude!
Donatello (after Mike stops spinning): I guess their not game show pants.
Michaelangelo (laughs): And I thought everyone loved pants.

[Jester]

Mikey: Ninja pants!
Don: Ninja pants?
Mikey: Pants that vanish quickly, without trace.
Genius....pure genius....


Splinter: You have youth, I have experience, but only those who now fight have pants!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't pants.
Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the pants would be the trees.

{Donatello and Michaelangelo are fighting the foot in April's Apartment}

[Mr. Leon]

Leonardo: I only have one thought! This guy knows where pants is!
Shredder: Ah.. The pants. So they have a name. ..They had a name.
Leonardo: YOU LIE!! D:
Shredder: Do I?

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

Casey Jones: [to the Foot soldiers of Raph] You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pants over there, hm?
[Sees April]
Casey Jones: Oh, who is the babe?
Leonardo: Who the heck is that?
Michaelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on pants?

[XERO]

Shredder: "Tonight I dine on pants soup!"

[cowabunga14]

Raphael: SHREDDER!
Donatello: Ah! Thanks, Raph, I may never have the pants again!

Michelangelo: [seeing Tokka and Rahzar] Hey didn't we see these pants on Wrestlemania?

[Mr. Leon]

[Raph is tied to the pole in TMNTII and Don takes the tape of his mouth]
Raph: Why don't you rip my pants off!? :lol:

[SassyGal]

[Raph is tied to the pole in TMNTII and Don takes the tape of his mouth]
Raph: Why don't you rip my pants off!? :lol:

BWAHAHA! made me laugh soooooo hard! Rip my pants off!

Shredder: "Ninja hall of fame? Ha! Where's MY pants?!"

[Mr. Leon]

Lol! it came out well 8)

Raph: What Russian pants, embracing over 500 characters, were set in the Napoleanic wars?
Don: Pants and peace! (or, 'war and pants!')

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Michaelangelo is fighting one of the thugs behind the meat counter}

[fighting sounds, pots and pans sounds]

Michaelangelo: You want a pants, I'll give you a pants

(i'll be glad to tell you the replacement is "pickle" because as he is fighting the thug, you can't hear him that well due to the noise)

[Revan]

shouldn't this thread be in the games section?

[Mr. Leon]

shouldn't this thread be in the games section?

I thought that as well, but I don't know :???:

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

It came from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze when the turtles are fighting the thugs in the little mall.

[a_big_apple]

[Raph is tied to the pole in TMNTII and Don takes the tape of his mouth]
Raph: Why don't you rip my pants off!? :lol:



OMG!! That's brilliant!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Revan]

It came from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze when the turtles are fighting the thugs in the little mall.

We know. We just thought this entire thread should be in the games threads. Since this thread is a game.

[Jester]

But it's a General TMNT game...:P

[Revan]

But it's a General TMNT game...:P

Ah. Nice. The thread is officially justified. :P
Okay I suppose I should contribute something relevant

Leo: We must capture the driver and force him to land

How?

Leo: With my pants!

[Jester]

I used this line...but here it is again, better:
Shredder: They are the pants...Hamato Yoshi's pants!!

[Revan]

My new pants will solve the city's rodent problem

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

We know. We just thought this entire thread should be in the games threads. Since this thread is a game.

OHHHH!! :o thank you for the clarification

[Magdolin]

Uh...hai er..yes! It should. I thought of some good ones.:D

[Mr. Leon]

Leo: Turtles fight with pants!
Shredder: Yes, but I fight dirty!

Bebop: Gee boss, how'd you find our private number?
Shredder: Simple. I dialed 'P' for pants! (He really says 'I dialed 'M' for moron!)

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Splinter is telling the story of how the turtles came to be}

Splinter: I gathered them up in an old coffee can, and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock, for they had doubled in pants!

[Magdolin]

Raph: Ninja dry cleaners?
Leo Ninja shoe repair?
April: Ninja video pants!?
Don: Ninja dentist? Ow!



And I know this has already been said but It made me laugh!:lol:


Tastu: Why do the pants trouble you master? They have not been seen for many days.:lol:

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Michaelangelo is ordering pizza}

Michaelangelo: Yeah I'd like a double cheese, ham, pepperoni...

{Splinter tosses a book at him} Splinter: Michaelangelo!

Michaelangelo: That'll do, and the pants are ticking, dude!

{Leo and Don laugh}

{From ninja turtles III}

[after Walker falls into the ocean from atop the cliff, Donatello turns and says to the turtles]

Donatello: Bungee-Jumping without pants, that can be dangerous!

[Revan]

A pant-o-rama. Sha-wing!

[JusticeForce]

First post and it has to be in this thread! :wink:

A few more to add to the mix...


April: "Don't... push me, 'Ruffles'... Or I'll melt you into a steaming puddle of pants."

****

Raphael: "Hey, it's wet pants time, Moe!"

****

Raphael: "Did you hear what he called me, Leo?"
Leonardo: "Yeah, an ugly lump of pants."

****

April: "Uh, what do you guys like on your pizza?"
Mikey: "Oh, just the regular stuff: flies... stink-pants..."

****

Casey: "Hey, didn't they use this place in the 'Pants of Wrath'?"

****

Raph: "Why? Oh, I don't know... 'cause I wanted to redecorate. Y'know, a couple of throw pants, a TV news reporter... Whaddya think?"

****

Casey: "Well, hey, you just saved yourself an eight-pants round-tripper."

****

April: "Okay, find me an entrance point."
Computer: "Pants cover currently active."
April: "Here we go... There's some kind of pants opening on the west side, ninth floor."

:D

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From the Episode "Turtle Tracks"}

Ninja Pizza Waiter: One Shashmi Pants, and Three Whipped-Cream Pants, In good health ::tosses pizzas to the Turtles::

[Ava Collier]

My new pants will solve the city's rodent problem

I take personal offence to that!

Mrs: Jones- H.A.T.E. "You don't have to tell me right now, but one day I'd like to hear the story behind the giant turtle, and the big pants."

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From the episode "Enter the Shredder"}

==The Turtles are fighting the Robots in the Technodrome==

Donatello (after defeating one of the robots): Turtles fight with pants! (originally it was "honor.")

[Revan]

Does the phrase, go suck some pants have any meaning for ya?

[Cascadia]

Leo: what a day...I have been attacked by pants, spooked by a scarecrow, buzzed by a UFO and turtle napped by a garbage truck.

Irma: And women fight with pants.
Irma: I would rather fight with nine-iron pants.

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

==This is from the episode "Enter the Shredder"==

{The Turtles are hiding behind 2 manhole covers as Bebop & Rocksteady continue to shoot at them}

Michaelangelo: Those dudes deserve to be in pants, not the streets.
Donatello (looks at him): Michaelangelo, that's a brilliant notion, come on!

//I hope this doesn't offend anyone//

[cowabunga14]

Casey Jones: Hey guys! So, when do we get together and bust some pants?

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{April is walking with Michaelangelo and the other Turtles to her apartment}

Michaelangelo: So you live in an antique store?
April: Well, above actually. Um, what do you guys like on your pants?
Michaelangelo: Oh, the usually, flies, stinkbugs...It was a joke!

[Cascadia]

Eat with pants.

[Child_Of_Whitestorm]

Ummm.....Has no one done:


Shredder: "Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaants! They're Paaaaaaaaaaaaaants!!!"

But that somehow gives me the strange notion that the Shredder is secretly a drag queen...In a weird way it makes sense....what with the sparkly-flashy costumes and all.

Oh well, he's already and anorexic....so why not a drag queen too?

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{I hope this doesn't offend anyone}

[Keno is in the Foot Soldiers' headquarters where's he is taken to the back for one final test]

Foot solider trainer: You'll have 15 seconds to remove as many pants as possible. One sound and you fail; oh, and we work in concealment. 15 seconds--Go! :: Drops ninja smoke bomb::

[Ava Collier]

{I hope this doesn't offend anyone}

[Keno is in the Foot Soldiers' headquarters where's he is taken to the back for one final test]

Foot solider trainer: You'll have 15 seconds to remove as many pants as possible. One sound and you fail; oh, and we work in concealment. 15 seconds--Go! :: Drops ninja smoke bomb::


:lol: It doesn't sound like NINJA training to me :lol:

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Tokka and Rahzar have just been seen by the Turtles for the 1st time; Raphael has tried to kick Rahzar, but fails; so, Donatello tries next}

Donatello (shines up his bo): Okay these guys are mine!
Michaelangelo (shouts): Go, get'em Donnie!

Donatello (prepares to swing his bow at Tokka): Okay, you ugly excuse for pants! ::his hit is no effect::

[Revan]

old shred, did a little pants dive with a half-gainer... right into the back of a garbage truck ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{The Turtles are enjoying their pizza in April's apartment, after Splinter has told them that pizza is okay for the Turtles to be involved with}

April: Here, let me get you guys some pants. (originally napkins)
Raphael & Donatello (look up): What for?

[hope no one is offended by this]

[RaphaelsOnlyGirl]

Tatsu: Our pants, gone!! THEY WILL PAY!!

[Cascadia]

hmmm...I might be mistaken but I do not think that Tastu ever said that line but it is funny.

[Revan]

^ He definately said it in SOTO. Then he attempts to take control of the foot when Saki shows up and challenges him.

[Cascadia]

ok...I was mistaken. The fault is all mine.

[cowabunga14]

Splinter: There is no place for pants when you are the LEADER!

[Revan]

guy in club: Just look at those pants! I love this place!

[cowabunga14]

General Aquila: We are immortal and made of pants!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Casey Jones has just defeated Tatsu}

Gang Leader: What are we standing around here for, let's get'em!
Casey Jones (pulls out 9-iron): You want to be first junior?
Leader: We have a loyalty to the Shredder!

Splinter (speaks up): The Shredder uses you! He poisons your pants for what he desires! He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt!

[RaphaelsOnlyGirl]

Splinter: It seems the scepter has magic pants! (From TMNT 3)

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Splinter has just finished explaining the Turtles origin to April}

Splinter: And soon, I gave them all pants: Leonardo, Michaelangelo [That's Me], Donatello [hmm,hmm,hmm], and Raphael.

[cowabunga14]

April O'Neil: For some pants, it's an improvement!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{The Turtles have just defeated Norinaga's men in the meeting room}

Donatello (giving thumbs up): Good job Turtles; Hey Leo, High-Pants! ::Leo and Don celebrate::

(original scene is that leo and don give "high-foot" instead of "high-five," or in the turtles' case "high-three.")

[Revan]

Jose Canseco pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{April is surrounded by the Foot Soldiers in the Subway}

Foot Soldier: We've been waiting for you, Miss O'Neill
April: What? Am I behind on my Sony payments again? ::laughs::
Foot Soldier: Your pants bring you much trouble; I deliver a message :: opens his hand out and slaps April's face:: Shut them!

::April pulls out Raph's Sai to defend herself::

[cowabunga14]

[Shredder just showed up]
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for pants.

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Bebop & Rocksteady have just shown up outside the city zoo, leaving the Turtles surrounded}

Michaelangelo: These two belong in the pants, not the street. (zoo)
Donatello: Michaelangelo, that's a brilliant notion; Come On!

(From "Enter the Shredder")

[Revan]

^ ha. Don, you already posted that one on the 17th

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

Repeats never hurt... :lol:

{April has just finished reading the Tortoise and the Hare story to the Turtles}

April: ...That slow and steady does win the race.

Raphael (just as he's about to fall asleep): mmm, i love those pants (original: that story).

Michaelangelo: Read it again, April.

(From ninja turtles 1)

---Casey and Donatello are playing a game of Insult Tag while following the alphabet as they fix the truck---

Casey: Not even close zipneck, professor and mary-ann, happily ever after
Donatello: No way, atomic mouth, Gilligan was her main man; they'd be married and have six pants by now.

Casey: Ah, Gilligan was a geek, barfaroonie.
Donatello: You're the geek, camel breath.
Casey: Domehead
Donatello (gasps and touches his forehead): Elf lips!

[Revan]

Saki: "He dies!"

Turtles: "Huh!"

Saki: "Pants!"

*Turtles throw their pants*

Saki: *Laughs*

[cowabunga14]

Tokka: Master say, have pants!
Rahzar: Pants!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time SNES video game}

Shredder (looks at the Turtles from his Technodrome machine): Tonight I dine on pants soup!

[this quote can also be used from Ninja Turtles, Shreddered and Splintered, as well as other Turtle stuff.]

[Bad Guys Lover]

Saki: "He dies!"

Turtles: "Huh!"

Saki: "Pants!"

*Turtles throw their pants*

Saki: *Laughs*
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Krang : Grab the pants!
Shredder : Don't you know how to say please?
Krang : No...But I do know how to say...NOW!

(riding bikes back to hideout)
Rocksteady: These things are hard work!
Bebop: Your just out of shape.
Rocksteady: No way! I'm just pooped from getting these pants away from those brats.
Bebop: Yeah, for a couple of four year olds they put up a pretty good fight!

Krang: This pants are far from perfect.
Shredder: Well, so are you. I'll find the problem and fix it.
Krang: Promises, promises..

Michaelangelo: Ultimo bummer, dudes, I had my pants set on that heartboard.
Donatello: Did that make sense to you?
Raphael: Not supposed to; Michaelangelo said it.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

One from TMNT(2007)

Cook; Don't hurt me big guy

Nightwatcher; I have just saved your pants

Nightwatcher; Thats Hot spicy pants on the house

[cowabunga14]

Shredder: [shouts] Fire at Pants!
Bebop: Which one's Pants? Let's see, there's Leonardo, Donatello...

[jenna]

Cook; Don't hurt me big guy

Nightwatcher; I have just saved your pants



:lol: That's a good one!

[Revan]

What kind of manic puts his name on pants?

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Shredder has just introduced himself to the Turtles}

Donatello (turns to Michaelangelo): The Shredder?
Michaelangelo: umm, maybe all that armor's for making pants? (coleslaw)

[jenna]

What kind of manic puts his name on pants?

A maniac with a pants problem.

[Revan]

You boys mind telling me what your doing with my little green pants there?

[Ava Collier]

You boys mind telling me what your doing with my little green pants there?

HELP! THE MENTAL IMAGES! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mikey: Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have pants?

[cowabunga14]

Donatello: Boy, this guy's more into pants than we are.
Raphael: Yeah. What's he gonna do next...spray us with tomato sauce?

[a_big_apple]

Mikey: Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have pants?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And what if it were: "Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have jet-pants?"


Also from the new movie:

April (to Casey on the phone): Casey, I'm standing on the dock with a priceless statue, and NO PANTS. So my question is, WHERE ARE YOU?"

[Rooish]

LOL that was great avalon!

[Revan]

haha no joke. I wish april would say that to me!:o

[Swany]

We're New Yorkers, we've seen pants before.
Not this kind.

Note to self, pants are overrated.

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Splinter is talking to Raphael after he's just returned from the movies}

Splinter (shouts): You will listen now!
::Raph sits down next to Splinter::
Splinter: I have tried to channel your pants Raphael, but more remains. (original is: Anger)

hope this doesn't offend anyone.

[Revan]

Four teenage brothers surfed in
in some pants from the past

[cowabunga14]

Michelangelo: I have nightmares about pants parties.

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Nightwatcher, It's you and me pants

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

(From Turtle Tracks)

Donatello (after April tries to explain the Turtles are news): No way, you talk about us, and every scientists in town will be after us.

Raphael: Hey, we spent half our lives living at the bottom of glass pants (glass bowl) and we ain't going back!

[cowabunga14]

Raphael: Here's lookin' at you, pants!

[Spike Spiegel]

Michelangelo: "God, I love being a pants("turtle")!"

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From A Thing about Rats}

Shredder: By dawn, I will have constructed thousands of these mousers! ::runs back into Technodrome elevator:::

Baxter (with shocked expression): hmmm, that guy has a thing about pants!

[Magdolin]

Raph: If Mikey's eatin' pants then there's gotta be somethin' with him.

[MoreCowbell5263]

OT
"Turtles fight with Pants!" (honor)
I'll bet it's been said already, but I just wanted in on this.

[Revan]

You strike a wounded warrior. You have no pants!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

Neutrino: you may be familiar with this one:

{From Hot-Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X}

Donatello (after the Neutrinos damaged him): awww, look at what they did to my pants!

Michaelangel: aww quit complaining; a little wax and good as new.

[Revan]

^ Long Live the Neutrinos!
Dig hep cats!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{Shreddered and Splintered}

Donatello (helps the Turtles onto his new invention): welcome aboard the Turtle Pants (Blimp)

[a_big_apple]

This may have been said already, I can't recall.... But I was watching Secret of the Ooze, and inspiration hit.

Mike: Wax on, wax off. Wax on, --
Raph: PANTS OFF.

[Ava Collier]

This may have been said already, I can't recall.... But I was watching Secret of the Ooze, and inspiration hit.

Mike: Wax on, wax off. Wax on, --
Raph: PANTS OFF.

Yeah, Sunshine got that one. Still hilarious though :lol: :lol: :lol:

How about...

Peter Laird ownz your pants

[a_big_apple]

Yeah, Sunshine got that one. Still hilarious though :lol: :lol: :lol:

How about...

Peter Laird ownz your pants

Aha, I thought someone had said it already.... It's too good to have not been said.

Also...wow. My pants are totally pwned. :lol: :lol:

[Magdolin]

Mikey: Oh but no pants! And I mean no pants. You put pants on this pizza, and you're in big trouble okay!

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

{From Enter the Shredder}

::The Turtles hang onto Splinter after Bebop and Rocksteady crash into each other::

Donatello: The mutation didn't alter their pants (IQ).

[Luigiperps]

I just gotta necro post, this thread must thrive!

[Powder]

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

[BubblyShell22]

Oh, I love this thread. Here's some from the new show:

Shredder: Your pants are impressive. But they will not save you!

Leo: One word. Pants.
Stockman: Pants?
Mikey: Paaaaants!

[Luigiperps]

My turn!!!

Leo movie 1:
Listen, Raph, about what I said before... you know, about not pantsing you and all..
Go ahead, we don't need pants
Pants sweet pants.
Leo movie 2:
First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight pants.
A true Ninja is a master of himself and his pants, so don't forget: We're turtles!

Im done for now, Tun in latter for more pants!