"Never pay full price for late pants"

Time Mistress · 03-25-2007, 06:51 PM

Here's a fun little game to play. It was a big hit on the Transformers boards at TFW2005 a while back so I though it might be fun to try here.

Rules are simple. Take any line of dialogue (lets stick to the first movie for now just to keep it simple) and replace any noun in that dialogue with the word "pants." Therefore, "Never pay full price for late pizza" becomes "Never pay full price for late pants." Try it and let the hilarity ensue.

Here are a few more to get started:

Raph: Jose Cosaco's pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Casey: Two-for-one sale pal.

Splinter: And you were not seen?
Raph: I lost my pants!
Splinter: Then they are gone.
Raph: But I can get 'em back! I can get 'em back!

Man: What was that?
Taxi driver: I dunno. Sorta looked like a big turtle, in pants.

Casey: I hate punkers. Especially punkers who wear pants over ugly faces. Oooh!

Mikey: Ninja kick the d@mn pants!

*Kunoichi_Haruko* · 03-25-2007, 06:59 PM

Raph: "What's a guy gotta do, to get some pants around here?"

*Revan* · 03-25-2007, 07:08 PM

Strike hard and fade away... without your pants

*ToTheNines* · 03-25-2007, 07:10 PM

Splinter: I have always liked... Pants!

Turtles: PANTS!

Starkiller · 03-25-2007, 07:18 PM

The old games are always the best

April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some pants.
Michelangelo: Let's go for it!
Donatello: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pants?
Mikey/Donnie: Doesn't everybody?

raphaelprime · 03-27-2007, 03:36 AM

Shredder: "You are here, because the outside pants rejects you."

Ra · 03-27-2007, 03:50 AM

"Pants? Nobody understands pants."

TheShowstoppa · 03-27-2007, 12:53 PM

"Old Shred did a swan dive with a half gainer right into the back of pants! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*

or to follow that one up!

Splinter: "Raphael, Come away from there!"
Raph: jeez, I was just...
Splinter: Never forget who you are. You are ninja and you must always practice the art of pants.

*iris* · 03-27-2007, 01:03 PM

Classic game.

Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects pants.

Bad guy: Why are we just standing here? Let's pants him!

Tortuga Joe · 03-27-2007, 01:33 PM

Michelangelo: Ah, a fellow pants'er, eh?

*Revan* · 03-27-2007, 01:36 PM

tatsu, gather your best pants. you have a mission tonight.

Dragnskull · 03-29-2007, 12:03 AM

*forgive me if i mistake the wording...butt

Final rooftop battle w/ shred vs splinter

Shredder: Now ill finish what i started with your pants!

**GK Punk** · 03-29-2007, 12:28 AM

Jose Canseco pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

*Revan* · 03-29-2007, 12:31 AM

You killed my brother. You dirty pants!

raphaelprime · 03-29-2007, 01:26 AM

Mikey: "It slices, it dices, and it makes pants in 30 different..whoops"

PS. how long do we stay on the first movie, cause i already have a ton for the new movie in mind lol.

*Sewer Bull* · 03-29-2007, 02:18 AM

Splinter: "All fathers care for their pants."

Splinter: "HAHA! I made a funny in my pants".
TMNT: ... (gasp and look at him in terror).

I want other universes to pick the quotes from.

P.S. Tatsu: "Pants... vanish!"

Time Mistress · 03-29-2007, 07:23 AM

Good start guys. Now feel free to choose ANY TMNT quote - movies, cartoons, comics whatever!

raphaelprime · 03-29-2007, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Time Mistress

Good start guys. Now feel free to choose ANY TMNT quote - movies, cartoons, comics whatever!

yay lol..

Leo: "Don't do this Raph"

Raph: "I'm done taking pants"

The Shelf · 03-29-2007, 06:22 PM

Leo: "I'm BETTER than pants!!"

Sorry, it had to be said.

Don: "This has Winter's pants all over it."

That one worked better if I omitted "written."

*cowabunga14* · 03-29-2007, 08:20 PM

Casey Jones: "All lawbreakers must pay the pants."

03-25-2007, 06:51 PM	#1
Time Mistress Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pennshellvania, or the 79th level of Null-Time Posts: 710	"Never pay full price for late pants" Here's a fun little game to play. It was a big hit on the Transformers boards at TFW2005 a while back so I though it might be fun to try here. Rules are simple. Take any line of dialogue (lets stick to the first movie for now just to keep it simple) and replace any noun in that dialogue with the word "pants." Therefore, "Never pay full price for late pizza" becomes "Never pay full price for late pants." Try it and let the hilarity ensue. Here are a few more to get started: Raph: Jose Cosaco's pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this. Casey: Two-for-one sale pal. Splinter: And you were not seen? Raph: I lost my pants! Splinter: Then they are gone. Raph: But I can get 'em back! I can get 'em back! Man: What was that? Taxi driver: I dunno. Sorta looked like a big turtle, in pants. Casey: I hate punkers. Especially punkers who wear pants over ugly faces. Oooh! Mikey: Ninja kick the d@mn pants! __________________ AKA the Edwardian Adventuress and Fairlady_Z "You just made your last mistake, Bugeyes -- 'cuz nobody beats up my best buddy and gets away with it -- Nobody! Got that?!" Raphael about Michaelangelo, TMNT Volume 1

03-25-2007, 06:59 PM	#2
Kunoichi_Haruko A shell of a good hit! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond, Va. Posts: 1,685	Raph: "What's a guy gotta do, to get some pants around here?" __________________

03-25-2007, 07:08 PM	#3
Revan Han Shot First Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Paper Street Soap Company Posts: 3,687	Strike hard and fade away... without your pants __________________

03-25-2007, 07:18 PM	#5
Starkiller Random Punk Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 35	The old games are always the best April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some pants. Michelangelo: Let's go for it! Donatello: You said the magic word. April: You guys eat pants? Mikey/Donnie: Doesn't everybody? __________________ Oh...so it's like Halley's comit, only monsters come out? Uhm, yes I guess so... Hehehe, I'm smart.

03-27-2007, 03:36 AM	#6
raphaelprime Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Caniac Nation, NC Posts: 416	Shredder: "You are here, because the outside pants rejects you." __________________ "Welcome to the south, plan to lose in our house, GoCanes, Carolina is back, and we're all Caniacs, GoCanes, We want more, shutout score, let's go Ward, GoCanes"....the new and improved version of Clapton's classic Cocaine Courtesy of Sliced...Thanks Sliced.

03-25-2007, 07:10 PM	#4
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,131	Splinter: I have always liked... Pants! Turtles: PANTS!

03-27-2007, 03:50 AM	#7
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	"Pants? Nobody understands pants." __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

03-27-2007, 12:53 PM	#8
TheShowstoppa Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 629	"Old Shred did a swan dive with a half gainer right into the back of pants! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!* or to follow that one up! Splinter: "Raphael, Come away from there!" Raph: jeez, I was just... Splinter: Never forget who you are. You are ninja and you must always practice the art of pants. __________________ Courtesy of LUCKFF "I don't know what bothers me more; That this actually worked, or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet." - Mikey: Search for Splinter Pt. 1

03-27-2007, 01:03 PM	#9
iris moddy mod mod Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: finally escaped the lab Posts: 1,886	Classic game. Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects pants. Bad guy: Why are we just standing here? Let's pants him! __________________ Appeal to nobler motives. Like pie. [ life is at best bitter sweet ]

03-27-2007, 01:33 PM	#10
Tortuga Joe Random Punk Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 37	Michelangelo: Ah, a fellow pants'er, eh? __________________

03-27-2007, 01:36 PM	#11
Revan Han Shot First Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Paper Street Soap Company Posts: 3,687	tatsu, gather your best pants. you have a mission tonight. __________________

03-29-2007, 12:03 AM	#12
Dragnskull Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: Humble, Texas Posts: 766	*forgive me if i mistake the wording...butt Final rooftop battle w/ shred vs splinter Shredder: Now ill finish what i started with your pants!

03-29-2007, 12:28 AM	#13
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Jose Canseco pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

03-29-2007, 12:31 AM	#14
Revan Han Shot First Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Paper Street Soap Company Posts: 3,687	You killed my brother. You dirty pants! __________________

03-29-2007, 01:26 AM	#15
raphaelprime Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Caniac Nation, NC Posts: 416	Mikey: "It slices, it dices, and it makes pants in 30 different..whoops" PS. how long do we stay on the first movie, cause i already have a ton for the new movie in mind lol. __________________ "Welcome to the south, plan to lose in our house, GoCanes, Carolina is back, and we're all Caniacs, GoCanes, We want more, shutout score, let's go Ward, GoCanes"....the new and improved version of Clapton's classic Cocaine Courtesy of Sliced...Thanks Sliced.

03-29-2007, 02:18 AM	#16
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Splinter: "All fathers care for their pants." Splinter: "HAHA! I made a funny in my pants". TMNT: ... (gasp and look at him in terror). I want other universes to pick the quotes from. P.S. Tatsu: "Pants... vanish!" __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

03-29-2007, 07:23 AM	#17
Time Mistress Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pennshellvania, or the 79th level of Null-Time Posts: 710	Good start guys. Now feel free to choose ANY TMNT quote - movies, cartoons, comics whatever! __________________ AKA the Edwardian Adventuress and Fairlady_Z "You just made your last mistake, Bugeyes -- 'cuz nobody beats up my best buddy and gets away with it -- Nobody! Got that?!" Raphael about Michaelangelo, TMNT Volume 1

03-29-2007, 06:22 PM	#19
The Shelf Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,031	Leo: "I'm BETTER than pants!!" Sorry, it had to be said. Don: "This has Winter's pants all over it." That one worked better if I omitted "written."

03-29-2007, 08:20 PM	#20
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	Casey Jones: "All lawbreakers must pay the pants." __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?