Random TMNT Magazine Pictures - SO Not Canon

[Roseangelo]

I found this magazine randomly on eBay a few years ago and couldn't NOT buy it. These are the most random picutures I've ever seen. The magazine is in Spanish, so I can't read it, but I'm 99.9% sure that whatever this article is about, it has NOTHING to do with TMNT.

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I've always had a cartoon bubble of some Mexican guys finding the costumes from the Turtle Tunes/We Wish You a Turtles Christmas videos in a dumpster, deciding to do SOMETHING with them, then coming up with this. :lol:

[TMNTGal]

Those are the scariest photos I have ever seen! :o Why are they wearing sandals? They mostly talk about the clothes the models are wearing and the first part just says the Turtles are popular with both the young and new. They maintain a story of heroism, love, humor and a love affair with pizza. They like rap and rock n roll and it tells you the names of all four Turtles. That's pretty much the jist of it.

[Cascadia]

:teek: :teek: :teek: very scary photos indeed. Do not know what else to say but spooky.

[triplexxx]

Interesting photos.

[bullet]

unsettling..

[wyze2099]

Wow, the Turtles have some serious pimp game goin' on in that mag.

Is that all the same actress? Looks vaguely like April.

And for some weird reason ... I'm not hating the sandals.

[Mike Bock]

LOL that is scary!! Plus the turtles look like frogs. These are similar to the movie 3 costumes. :D

[Shark_Blade]

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:o :o Leo pervert! Look at his hands, he's grabbing April's boobs!



Still that April is pretty.:D

[Kunoichi_Haruko]

Shark, I was thinking the EXACT same thing! :o :o Oh my goodness... I've been laughing for at least three minutes straight. It's so bizarre-- I can't even comprehend it. Thank you so much for posting these Rosie. I woke up and had a GOOD laugh this morning. :D

[PipingPringle]

Wow... so scary...

[Revan]

they look more like the coming out of their shells turtles

[iris]

I kinda like the sandals. They match the whole RunwayModel!TMNT vibe of this entirely bizarre shoot. This is what the TMNT would look like if Calvin Klein controlled the marketing.

Who reads spanish? Am I wrong, or does the cover say "Shelled Passions" on it?! (Someone tell me I'm wrong.)

I'm not even trying the article title.

[sdp]

I read spanish.
The cover would translate to "Turtle step by step", the first page says something similar to what TMNT Gal wrote.

And you were right Roseangelo the rest doesn't really have anything to do with TMNT. The second page state "Turtles have become just like fashion, and like fashion Red blah blah blah also this blue dress to the right blah blah" the other was too small to read but also pertained to fashion.

I also think the magazine might be from spain since they mention the TMNT phenomena crossed the Atlantic. However the spanish which is written in didn't seem to have any (spain) Spanish spelling/wording but i'm sure its from there.

[Tinuvielsdreams]

Yeah definitely the coming out of their shells tour turtles...I have never seen anything like that...I am kinda stunned

[Ninjinister]

Only three words could describe this:

What. The. Hell?

[iris]

I read spanish.
The cover would translate to "Turtle step by step", the first page says something similar to what TMNT Gal wrote.

THANK YOU. :lol:

[Karai]

Yeah definitely the coming out of their shells tour turtles...I have never seen anything like that...I am kinda stunned
At least they're not all sequinned and glittery like the Coming Out of their Shells Turtles.

The sandals are an interesting fashion choice though.

[Aignatius]

:o "Whoa! Cowabunga, Dude!" :lol:

It would have been far more interesting if they had used better costumes (the costumes themselves were downright creepy, what with the maniacal, crack tweaker facial expressions...) and if they weren't feeling up the model. Leo's rep will be considerably smudged after this... :oops:
Raph OTOH, (pun not intended) is behaving rather, erm, predictably around the ladies.

BTW, I'm wondering, is this possibly a licensing violation? And it kind of looks like the 80's. When was this magazine published?

[Aignatius]

:o :o Leo pervert! Look at his hands, he's grabbing April's boobs!

Wait-- it might be Don. The bandana is sort of purplish blue, but then there's another turtle who's wearing a really bright purple. Yet in the last shot, the same color purple-blue who you'd think is Leo, is carrying a bo. I guess maybe they were confused. I know I am... :roll:

[Roseangelo]

Ok, to answer a few questions that came up...

While I won't doubt what someone says about Spanish Spanish and Mexican Spanish, I'm pretty sure that I bought the magazine from someone in Mexico.


I'm not sure what year it's from... as you can tell from the pictures, I've only kept the pages of the magazine relevant to the TMNT. I'm in the process of doing this with all of my magazines for space issues and while I do try to make a point to keep something with the date on it, a few slip through like this. My bad. I think it's from the late, 90s, though.


I honestly don't think these are the Coming Out of Their Shells costumes. Those costumes were actually WAY better than these. If anything, I think they're the costumes from the Turtle Tunes and We Wish You a Turtles Christmas videos.


Is it a licensing violation? Probably. But I don't think Mexico is too concerned about copyright laws.


The Turtle fondling the girl in blue is definitely Leo. In the second picture, which has all four Turtles with the girl in red, you can see Don behind the girl with a very purple bandana on. However, Leo's belt in that picture is different from the belt he's wearing when he's having his "close-up" with the girl in blue. Although Don on the last page has a bandana much closer in color to Leo in the other pictures... so now I'm not so sure.


Oh, and for those of you that do read Spanish, what's the name of darn magazine? Blanco Negro?

[Buslady]

OMG that is really...freakin me out. Well at least they portrayed Raph accurately, horny turtle.
Leo's even HORNIER!!! Like you all said, he's grabbin boobs!

[Warhorse]

Oh, and for those of you that do read Spanish, what's the name of darn magazine? Blanco Negro?

I'm not positive, but it looks like White Black.:ohwell:

[TMNTGal]

Yep that's the right name.

[Courk]

In the group picture they look like girls...

[Shark_Blade]

OMG that is really...freakin me out. Well at least they portrayed Raph accurately, horny turtle.
Leo's even HORNIER!!! Like you all said, he's grabbin boobs!
Horny turtles....:lol: Reminds me of this artwork:


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[Aries10]

LOL at the expression on Leo's face in the previous picture!

[Jester]

Is that supposed to be April, really?

[Raphamel]

OH MY! :o Strange but...I can't...take my eyes... away...

[Revan]

*shakes his head in disappointment*

[jenna]

I don't know what to say.... no, no, I really don't.

Why? Who? ........

Oh God.... how long will it be before I can get the image of Leo"hands"nardo out of my head.....

Garrrr..

[SassyGal]

Thank you for posting these! I just had my laugh fill for the day. OMG Leonardo needs to keep his hands to himself.
Oh, the pic of the turtles saying they're at the age where they like girls is just too hilarious for words. I had know idea the turtles were so creepo pervy :) too much!

[cowabunga14]

Well, those pictures sure are bizarre in my book.

[Jo Dawn]

Huh...

Is that supposed to be April? I thought it was just some random model; which actualy made more sense. (I think.)

And where's Don? lol... He's all in the backround in that one photo (though I'm kinda glad he's not in it, haha. Very... interesting pictures. Is it awful that I'm not as grossed out as others seem to be, only because I find those pictures facinating in a messed up kinda way?

[Warhorse]

Huh...

Is that supposed to be April? I thought it was just some random model; which actualy made more sense. (I think.)

And where's Don? lol... He's all in the backround in that one photo (though I'm kinda glad he's not in it, haha. Very... interesting pictures. Is it awful that I'm not as grossed out as others seem to be, only because I find those pictures facinating in a messed up kinda way?


No. It's not aweful. Just disturbing. You might want to check out your neighborhood shrink!:D

JUST KIDDING. It dont bother me nor does it effect me in anyway. I had my laugh, and went on my way. Now, if this was something from Penthouse, I might be disturbed.

[Jo Dawn]

Well, lol... I mean.... WHY would they do that? That facinates me...


...I dunno, it's hard to explain...

[Chase]

The Turtle fondling the girl in blue is definitely Leo. In the second picture, which has all four Turtles with the girl in red, you can see Don behind the girl with a very purple bandana on. However, Leo's belt in that picture is different from the belt he's wearing when he's having his "close-up" with the girl in blue. Although Don on the last page has a bandana much closer in color to Leo in the other pictures... so now I'm not so sure.


Well it seems that Leo has a way with the ladies. Go Leo! :lol:

in the pic with all four of them Don's mask looks pink to me. weird. well this whole thing is weird.

[Ra]

:o

SO NOT COOL!!!!!

*head explodes*

[Rooish]

Hahaha. Um, am I the only one who thinks Raph in the last pic looks really awesome?

[Warhorse]

:o

SO NOT COOL!!!!!

*head explodes*

Hahaha. You sound like one of the cavemen in a Geico commercial!

[bullet]

lol i saw that at dA a while ago, i thought it was clever. got a few chuckles outta me :D

[Ra]

Hahaha. You sound like one of the cavemen in a Geico commercial!
There is such thing as Geico now?

*head explodes* :P

[Roseangelo]

Ahh, exploding heads. My day is complete. 8)

[Warhorse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqn99ppnPFw

:D If you all get my drift!