CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy
06-14-2007, 08:39 AM
If I was Raphael, I’d have a serious fear of heights. I’d have a friggin’ complex. Look at what the poor dude’s been through.
Volume 1: In Issue #4, the four Turtles are fighting the Foot Clan on the rooftops. Raph plunges over the edge, thanks to a Foot soldier. Raph manages to grab a clothesline—but it breaks at one end! So, Raph swings through a living room window and smashes into an apartment, interrupting a happy couple’s foreplay and ending up with a bra draped over his head (definitely not manly attire!) and waking up the kids before he makes a hasty (and embarrassed) retreat.
Volume 2: Mike, Leo, Raph, and Casey are fighting the cyborg Baxter Stockman on a skyscraper rooftop. The Baxterbot defeats the good guys, and picks up Raph. Enter Don and Nobody. Baxter holds Raph over the edge, and threatens to drop the turtle unless Nobody surrenders. Nobody surrenders—but Baxter drops Raph anyway. (Raph is abducted by DARPA, who presumably either healed his injuries from the fall or rescued him before he hit the ground.)
Volume 3: In Issues #7 and 8, Raph is trying to rescue Shadow, who’s been kidnapped by Big Tony Puzorelli. To get his niece back, the turtle must assassinate Big Tony for the Foot Clan—only Raph can’t bring himself to murder the mob boss, and he turns to leave. Only thing is, he’s seen, and he’s forced to make another hasty retreat. He tries to climb the outside roof, but a Foot ninja slices the turtle’s rope. (Raph again smashes through a window, and limps home to Mikey.)
See what I mean? Plus, Don fell out of both a helicopter and his Triceraton aircar in Volume 3, and Mikey fell out of a flying ambulance in Volume 4.
Has Raph fallen off a roof in Volume 4 yet? I just know it’s gonna happen sooner or later.
Volume 1: In Issue #4, the four Turtles are fighting the Foot Clan on the rooftops. Raph plunges over the edge, thanks to a Foot soldier. Raph manages to grab a clothesline—but it breaks at one end! So, Raph swings through a living room window and smashes into an apartment, interrupting a happy couple’s foreplay and ending up with a bra draped over his head (definitely not manly attire!) and waking up the kids before he makes a hasty (and embarrassed) retreat.
Volume 2: Mike, Leo, Raph, and Casey are fighting the cyborg Baxter Stockman on a skyscraper rooftop. The Baxterbot defeats the good guys, and picks up Raph. Enter Don and Nobody. Baxter holds Raph over the edge, and threatens to drop the turtle unless Nobody surrenders. Nobody surrenders—but Baxter drops Raph anyway. (Raph is abducted by DARPA, who presumably either healed his injuries from the fall or rescued him before he hit the ground.)
Volume 3: In Issues #7 and 8, Raph is trying to rescue Shadow, who’s been kidnapped by Big Tony Puzorelli. To get his niece back, the turtle must assassinate Big Tony for the Foot Clan—only Raph can’t bring himself to murder the mob boss, and he turns to leave. Only thing is, he’s seen, and he’s forced to make another hasty retreat. He tries to climb the outside roof, but a Foot ninja slices the turtle’s rope. (Raph again smashes through a window, and limps home to Mikey.)
See what I mean? Plus, Don fell out of both a helicopter and his Triceraton aircar in Volume 3, and Mikey fell out of a flying ambulance in Volume 4.
Has Raph fallen off a roof in Volume 4 yet? I just know it’s gonna happen sooner or later.