Voltron
01-25-2008, 11:51 PM
Reuters- Renegade moderator Voltron went to the local Super Fresh and picked up some spaghettio's that were on sale. News of the scandalous purchase spread quickly throughout the state, but the legendary peace keeper was unavailable to clarify the rumors.
A spokeswoman for Voltron commented that "he was very happy with the purchase, and felt that the sale was worthy of his attention. Even though he can command money to exist by simply stating it to be, he wants to lead others to financial security through example." Afterwards the spokeswoman was accused of being a liar and promptly stoned to death.
This isn't the first time Voltron has taken advantage of insane price slashes. Two weeks ago he purchased a puppy from some kid in the parking lot of a Baptist Church in Princeton. When asked why he did it, Voltron stated "so I could write about it in the news section of the Technodrome.com." He then looked a reporter directly in the face and said "That's where I post." He then punched the reporter and fled into the night.
His family has made an official statement on Thursday saying, "Wow, he really wanted those spaghettio's. Those things are pretty delicious, I guess. Hey, did you hear he got a dog?"
www.superawesomenewssite.com/liar_falsetruth/whocares
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I don't know why people keep reporting on this ass hole. No one likes him and I think he's a Nazi war criminal who evades Interpol by replenishing his youth with the blood of young, attractive virgins.
My condolences to his family.
A spokeswoman for Voltron commented that "he was very happy with the purchase, and felt that the sale was worthy of his attention. Even though he can command money to exist by simply stating it to be, he wants to lead others to financial security through example." Afterwards the spokeswoman was accused of being a liar and promptly stoned to death.
This isn't the first time Voltron has taken advantage of insane price slashes. Two weeks ago he purchased a puppy from some kid in the parking lot of a Baptist Church in Princeton. When asked why he did it, Voltron stated "so I could write about it in the news section of the Technodrome.com." He then looked a reporter directly in the face and said "That's where I post." He then punched the reporter and fled into the night.
His family has made an official statement on Thursday saying, "Wow, he really wanted those spaghettio's. Those things are pretty delicious, I guess. Hey, did you hear he got a dog?"
www.superawesomenewssite.com/liar_falsetruth/whocares
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I don't know why people keep reporting on this ass hole. No one likes him and I think he's a Nazi war criminal who evades Interpol by replenishing his youth with the blood of young, attractive virgins.
My condolences to his family.