I Bought Some Groceries!

*Voltron* · 01-25-2008, 11:51 PM

Reuters- Renegade moderator Voltron went to the local Super Fresh and picked up some spaghettio's that were on sale. News of the scandalous purchase spread quickly throughout the state, but the legendary peace keeper was unavailable to clarify the rumors.

A spokeswoman for Voltron commented that "he was very happy with the purchase, and felt that the sale was worthy of his attention. Even though he can command money to exist by simply stating it to be, he wants to lead others to financial security through example." Afterwards the spokeswoman was accused of being a liar and promptly stoned to death.

This isn't the first time Voltron has taken advantage of insane price slashes. Two weeks ago he purchased a puppy from some kid in the parking lot of a Baptist Church in Princeton. When asked why he did it, Voltron stated "so I could write about it in the news section of the Technodrome.com." He then looked a reporter directly in the face and said "That's where I post." He then punched the reporter and fled into the night.

His family has made an official statement on Thursday saying, "Wow, he really wanted those spaghettio's. Those things are pretty delicious, I guess. Hey, did you hear he got a dog?"

http://www.superawesomenewssite.com/...truth/whocares
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I don't know why people keep reporting on this ass hole. No one likes him and I think he's a Nazi war criminal who evades Interpol by replenishing his youth with the blood of young, attractive virgins.

My condolences to his family.

*KROW* · 01-25-2008, 11:54 PM

We already have a thread on this.

http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=22986

BAD Mod! BAD!

*Sewer Bull* · 01-26-2008, 12:25 AM

I don't know about you but I hate Voltron, he thinks he's so smug but I really hate him, Jesus Christ I hate him so much, I never met him but his existence gives mine another sense cos' of the pure hatred that keeps my intestines going on. He should rot in hell and get sodomized by Satan himself all eternity long.

Did I mention I hate him?

*Cure* · 01-26-2008, 12:28 AM

LOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Oh, my GOD! I about died. You would have had to post about how I died reading the technodrome. LOFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFL!

*Hannah* · 01-26-2008, 12:32 AM

I hear he got Jamie Lynn pregnant.

*Raph's Girl* · 01-26-2008, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

Reuters- Renegade moderator Voltron went to the local Super Fresh and picked up some spaghettio's that were on sale.

Uh oh Spaghetti-O!

~~Jack Skellington~~ · 01-30-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

I don't know about you but I hate Voltron, he thinks he's so smug but I really hate him, Jesus Christ I hate him so much, I never met him but his existence gives mine another sense cos' of the pure hatred that keeps my intestines going on. He should rot in hell and get sodomized by Satan himself all eternity long.

Did I mention I hate him?

wow.. i'll mention i hate peanut if thiis guy did it

~~Jack Skellington~~ · 01-30-2008, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

wow.. i'll mention i hate peanut if thiis guy did it

i've recently been informed i cannot do this i send my apologies to peanut i apologize if feelings were hurt.

PipingPringle · 01-30-2008, 10:09 PM

Oh man, this story's going to be all over the tabloids for months to come. The paparazzi can't get enough of Voltron.

**Jester** · 01-30-2008, 10:11 PM

"Hey the link is broken!" he said sarcastically.

~~Jack Skellington~~ · 01-30-2008, 10:12 PM

i was held at gunpoint by peanut while i said that

Peanut · 01-31-2008, 05:15 PM

Who the f*ck is this kid!?

*Cure* · 01-31-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peanut

Who the f*ck is this kid!?

Man, you've got a knack for making losers obsessed with you.

01-25-2008, 11:51 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	I Bought Some Groceries! Reuters- Renegade moderator Voltron went to the local Super Fresh and picked up some spaghettio's that were on sale. News of the scandalous purchase spread quickly throughout the state, but the legendary peace keeper was unavailable to clarify the rumors. A spokeswoman for Voltron commented that "he was very happy with the purchase, and felt that the sale was worthy of his attention. Even though he can command money to exist by simply stating it to be, he wants to lead others to financial security through example." Afterwards the spokeswoman was accused of being a liar and promptly stoned to death. This isn't the first time Voltron has taken advantage of insane price slashes. Two weeks ago he purchased a puppy from some kid in the parking lot of a Baptist Church in Princeton. When asked why he did it, Voltron stated "so I could write about it in the news section of the Technodrome.com." He then looked a reporter directly in the face and said "That's where I post." He then punched the reporter and fled into the night. His family has made an official statement on Thursday saying, "Wow, he really wanted those spaghettio's. Those things are pretty delicious, I guess. Hey, did you hear he got a dog?" http://www.superawesomenewssite.com/...truth/whocares ------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know why people keep reporting on this ass hole. No one likes him and I think he's a Nazi war criminal who evades Interpol by replenishing his youth with the blood of young, attractive virgins. My condolences to his family. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . . Last edited by Voltron; 01-26-2008 at 12:32 AM.

01-25-2008, 11:54 PM	#2
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	We already have a thread on this. http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=22986 BAD Mod! BAD! __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

01-26-2008, 12:25 AM	#3
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	I don't know about you but I hate Voltron, he thinks he's so smug but I really hate him, Jesus Christ I hate him so much, I never met him but his existence gives mine another sense cos' of the pure hatred that keeps my intestines going on. He should rot in hell and get sodomized by Satan himself all eternity long. Did I mention I hate him? __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

01-26-2008, 12:28 AM	#4
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	LOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Oh, my GOD! I about died. You would have had to post about how I died reading the technodrome. LOFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFL! __________________

01-26-2008, 12:32 AM	#5
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	I hear he got Jamie Lynn pregnant. __________________

01-30-2008, 10:09 PM	#9
PipingPringle Hench Mutant Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlantic Canada Posts: 475	Oh man, this story's going to be all over the tabloids for months to come. The paparazzi can't get enough of Voltron. __________________

01-30-2008, 10:11 PM	#10
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	"Hey the link is broken!" he said sarcastically. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

01-30-2008, 10:12 PM	#11
~~Jack Skellington~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: halloweentown Posts: 161	i was held at gunpoint by peanut while i said that

01-31-2008, 05:15 PM	#12
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Who the f*ck is this kid!?