3 Words! Never Ending Story.

[Bigfoot]

...my fresh salad...

[discordiatookie]

which I ate

[Redmage1987]

really fast while

[Mutated Turtle]

watching on demand...

[Bigfoot]

while in command...

[Mutated Turtle]

whilst putting on...

[Bigfoot]

...hot pink socks...

[Ulisses31]

...getting me mad...

[Bigfoot]

...your head exploding...

[Ulisses31]

...pink turning red...

[Turo602]

while eating dumps...

[Venom]

with chicken bits...

[Bigfoot]

...and hot chicks...

[Venom]

with oiled boobs...

[Bigfoot]

...licking her lips...

[Ulisses31]

...head does bang...

[Venom]

against the headboard...

[Mutated Turtle]

Headdesk also works...

[Venom]

but only with...

[Voltron]

inexplicably swollen balls. . .

[Powder]

from tyrants who...

[Venom]

are purists for...

[Bigfoot]

...hot red heads...

[BubblyShell22]

with big boobs...

[Bigfoot]

...and incredibly tight...

[Powder]

...wallets due to...

[BubblyShell22]

bad money decisions...

[TheCanadiandrome]

and over spending...

[BubblyShell22]

On dumb items.

[TheCanadiandrome]

they don't need..

[BubblyShell22]

Which is stupid...

[Bigfoot]

...in this economy...

[BubblyShell22]

...that sucks a**.

[Bigfoot]

...leaving no money...

[TheCanadiandrome]

...for the poor...

[BubblyShell22]

To live on...

[Bigfoot]

...while the rich...

[TheCanadiandrome]

always get richer...

[BubblyShell22]

off their schemes.

[Rikirk]

Gold plated toilets

[BubblyShell22]

are real nice

[shuriken]

for your ass

[TheCanadiandrome]

but are cold

[***First of Two Latin Kings***]

for sitting on

[BubblyShell22]

And can cause

[TheCanadiandrome]

bad diaper rash

[papa_smurf73]

which looks like

[BubblyShell22]

bad rotten apples

[deadpoolRKO]

and makes you

[TheCanadiandrome]

want to puke

[BubblyShell22]

causing you to

[TheCanadiandrome]

be really tired

[deadpoolRKO]

And your mom

[BubblyShell22]

to get p*ssed

[PizzaPower]

while she does

[BubblyShell22]

her daily cleaning

[deadpoolRKO]

and your dad

[PizzaPower]

cheats on his

[Turo602]

test at school.

[TheCanadiandrome]

which he then

[BubblyShell22]

throws away then

[deadpoolRKO]

smokes a joint

[PizzaPower]

and laughs at

[TheCanadiandrome]

just how stupid

[BubblyShell22]

he really is

[PizzaPower]

so he takes

[TheCanadiandrome]

up drinking and

[chad]

does drugs

[PizzaPower]

to the point

[Samhain]

where he looks

[deadpoolRKO]

like amy winehouse

[TheCanadiandrome]

then ends up

[Powder]

drinking salamander urine

[BubblyShell22]

and eating raw

[chad]

meat that's uncooked

[shuriken]

full of bacteria

[TheCanadiandrome]

making him sick

[chad]

for a week

[Turo602]

and then tries

[shuriken]

to absorb radiation

[Voltron]

with his balls.

[shuriken]

So they grow

[Voltron]

square, pointed, firm

[Powder]

and zebra striped

[TheCanadiandrome]

then fall off

[deadpoolRKO]

into the ocean

[papa_smurf73]

Goodbye zebra balls!

[TheCanadiandrome]

that is all

[Turo602]

but wait, something

[deadpoolRKO]

naked and beautiful

[chad]

in the water

[TheCanadiandrome]

who is she?

[chad]

You might ask?

[BubblyShell22]

Why she is

[chad]

A beautiful Mermaid

[TheCanadiandrome]

in the deep

[chad]

of the water

[PizzaPower]

likes to eat

[chad]

seaweed and other

[deadpoolRKO]

delicious nautical growth

[PizzaPower]

so she then

[chad]

mutates into a

[TheCanadiandrome]

real ugly lookin

[chad]

Fish who has

[deadpoolRKO]

A Waterproof Ipad

[PizzaPower]

which gets stolen

[TheCanadiandrome]

then she gets

[deadpoolRKO]

an Ipad 2 .

[TheCanadiandrome]

which is better

[PizzaPower]

but that got

[chad]

even worse as

[Mr.Turtle]

Greasy cheez burgers

[PizzaPower]

so she sold

[deadpoolRKO]

crack to junkies

[TheCanadiandrome]

to make up

[chad]

for what had

[BubblyShell22]

happened to her

[Leogeddon]

the other day

[BubblyShell22]

at the mall

[discordiatookie]

when the dinosaur

[TheCanadiandrome]

at her favorite

[deadpoolRKO]

Girly Shoe Store

[BubblyShell22]

ate the shoes

[deadpoolRKO]

She completely freaked

[BubblyShell22]

and started yelling

[deadpoolRKO]

shimmy shimmy ya !

[BubblyShell22]

people started laughing

[TheCanadiandrome]

at her sillyness

[deadpoolRKO]

then security came

[TheCanadiandrome]

to escort her

[chad]

out of the

[deadpoolRKO]

mall , into the

[Voltron]

inexplicably swollen balls

[chad]

of a giant

[TheCanadiandrome]

who's first thought

[chad]

was what happened

[BubblyShell22]

and the girl

[chad]

walked around with

[BubblyShell22]

the giant and

[Jester]

licked a pie.

[chad]

while she was

[BubblyShell22]

humming to herself

[deadpoolRKO]

and skipping gracefully

[chad]

across the road

[TheCanadiandrome]

so she could

[deadpoolRKO]

buy some popsicles

[chad]

for her friend

[BubblyShell22]

who liked them

[TheCanadiandrome]

but they soon

[chad]

made her insane

[BubblyShell22]

and she saw

[chad]

An alien who

[TheCanadiandrome]

called out to

[chad]

His home planet

[deadpoolRKO]

by singing Beyonce'

[BubblyShell22]

The girl was

[deadpoolRKO]

strangely aroused, so

[BubblyShell22]

she started dancing

[Slap-Happy]

like MC Hammer

[BubblyShell22]

and singing loudly

[TheCanadiandrome]

even though she

[Slap-Happy]

Was choking on

[deadpoolRKO]

a tiny cactus

[BubblyShell22]

that she ate

[Slap-Happy]

At a diner

[TheCanadiandrome]

which she thought

[Voltron]

were swollen balls!

[chad]

of an ugly

[Slap-Happy]

Troll hiding in

[TheCanadiandrome]

the swamp with

[Voltron]

inexplicably swollen balls!

[BubblyShell22]

who hated humans

[chad]

because of what

[TheCanadiandrome]

they did to

[Slap-Happy]

His Brother's roomate

[BubblyShell22]

And he said

[chad]

what did you

[TheCanadiandrome]

do to make

[AllTheDVDsWillBeMine!]

your goddam honey!

[BubblyShell22]

They replied, "We

[Slap-Happy]

Poo in the

[chad]

forest so that

[BubblyShell22]

The honey will

[chad]

come because we

[rufus]

Must Have It!

[BubblyShell22]

He replied, "Can

[Candy Kappa]

I have some

[deadpoolRKO]

honey covered poo

[BubblyShell22]

And they replied

[TheCanadiandrome]

sure u can

[chad]

When you are

[TheCanadiandrome]

able to afford

[Jester]

the magic anvil.

[deadpoolRKO]

Of 1,000 Ages

[BubblyShell22]

Then he said

[TheCanadiandrome]

if you can't

[Bigfoot]

...get it up...

[deadpoolRKO]

over your head

[chad]

then you will

[BubblyShell22]

not be able

[Voltron]

to swell balls.

[Jester]

He always says...:roll:

[BubblyShell22]

"Yes I can."

[TheCanadiandrome]

even though he

[Voltron]

swelled his balls

[BubblyShell22]

before he got

[Bigfoot]

...three cute girls...

[Voltron]

with swollen balls.

[deadpoolRKO]

yes , so anyway

[AT-Man]

compared to swollen

[TheCanadiandrome]

boobs which he

[BubblyShell22]

didn't have, so

[Storm Wolf]

crying he ran

[Jester]

into the arms

[Storm Wolf]

of a French

[Jester]

prostitute named Angelique

[Storm Wolf]

The prostitute was

[Jester]

300 pounds overweight

[Storm Wolf]

with big bushy

[Jester]

eyebrows and an

[Storm Wolf]

affinity for snails.

[Jester]

"Emilio," she said

[Storm Wolf]

"Why have you...

[Jester]

"eaten the last

[Storm Wolf]

es-cargo jalapeño popper?"

[Jester]

"They were tasty..."

[Storm Wolf]

and I am....

[Jester]

"so very hungry..."

[Storm Wolf]

for meat from.....

[Jester]

"the juicy snails..."

[Storm Wolf]

and crunchy toenails.

[Jester]

"I love toenails..."

[Storm Wolf]

He enthusiastically repeated.

[Jester]

"You should have..."

[Storm Wolf]

Worn a diaper...

[Jester]

"to keep clean..."

[Powder]

"from the periods..."

[Jester]

"I'm very sorry..."

[Storm Wolf]

That they didn't

[BubblyShell22]

flow away from

[Storm Wolf]

the heavenly sea

[TheCanadiandrome]

and into the

[Voltron]

inexplicably swollen balls.

[That Matt Guy]

"Ouch!" cried Voltron

[BubblyShell22]

"I just hurt

[TheCanadiandrome]

my inexplicably swollen

[BubblyShell22]

balls which means

[TheCanadiandrome]

I can never

[deadpoolRKO]

stop talking about

[BubblyShell22]

how much they