3 Words! Never Ending Story.

[Bigfoot]

I got this idea when a few fiends were talking about finishing each others sentences, and how a story can change depending on who is next.

Here's how it works...

I will start with 3 words, the next person posts 3 words to add to my phrase and we'll just keep going from there.

Here we go...

[Ninjinister]

...one more time...

[Jester]

and over again.

[Bigfoot]

In a galaxy...

[Jester]

far far away...

[Bigfoot]

there were seven...

[Jester]

little green aliens...

[Bigfoot]

each with different...

[Jester]

strange names, like...

[Bigfoot]

Sleezy, Pokey, Frank...

[Jester]

Lumpy, Pudgy, Steve...

[Mutated Turtle]

greeny, zudgey, zinga,....

[Jester]

(uh...that makes 9)

They liked to...

[Bigfoot]

take karate lessons...

[Ninjinister]

...while shouting profanity.

[Bigfoot]

Then one day...

[Ninjinister]

a pirate attacks!

[Jester]

The seven aliens...

[Bigfoot]

make a call...

[Ninjinister]

to Super Jebus!

[Bigfoot]

Save us Jebus...

[Jester]

they all screamed.

[Ninjinister]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

[Buslady]

Then Jebus decided...

[Ninjinister]

that to win...

[Jester]

the aliens would...

[Ninjinister]

need to decide...

[Jester]

who would live...

[Machias Banshee]

Or be sacrificed...

[Jester]

to the Lord...

[Machias Banshee]

Of the...Purplemonkeydishwasher.

((Hey, it's one word, really...))

[Jester]

Steve spoke up...

[Ninjinister]

"I have a...

[Jester]

wicked sick sore...

[Buslady]

on my bum...

[Bigfoot]

from all of...

[That Matt Guy]

this Yankee aggression...

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Is so crazy

[Bigfoot]

that builds up...

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Goes on forever

[Bigfoot]

Wearing a raincoat...

[Ninjinister]

while smelling sneakers...

[Buslady]

and picking his

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Picking his nose

[Mutated Turtle]

and eating it....

[That Matt Guy]

while flying over...

[Buslady]

the technodrome, he...

[Leonardo87]

jumped for joy...

[Ninjinister]

"This is outstanding!"

[Jester]

"But why so...

[Ninjinister]

serious, my friend?"

[That Matt Guy]

said Gilligan to...

[Anarky]

Darth Batman with...

[That Matt Guy]

a giant squid...

[Bigfoot]

with one eye

[Ninjinister]

behind his shoulder

[Bigfoot]

... two big cannons...

[Ninjinister]

and a hot...

[Jester]

sexy school girl...

[That Matt Guy]

attacked Yankee lines...

[Anarky]

With powerful beetroots.

[That Matt Guy]

The Great Satan...

[Anarky]

farted very loudly.

[That Matt Guy]

So loud it...

[Ninjinister]

caused a pipe

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

To break in two

[Ninjinister]

spraying hot water

(by the way, NOG, that's four words)

[Bigfoot]

...all over some...

[Jester]

smelly sewer rats...

[Bigfoot]

...four baby turtles...

[Ninjinister]

...an armoured supervillain...

[Machias Banshee]

And dirty Underwear.

[Ninjinister]

"It smells like...

[Jester]

1,000,000 varieties of...

[That Matt Guy]

Shaq's body hair."

[Bigfoot]

...that grew over...

[Buslady]

...a rotten potato...

[Bigfoot]

...with four eyes...

[Buslady]

and angry teeth

[Bigfoot]

...playing hop scotch...

[That Matt Guy]

on a liopleurodon...

[Bigfoot]

...under the sea...

[Ninjinister]

towards Candy Mountain

[That Matt Guy]

we praised Satan

[Ninjinister]

But Satan didn't

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

Satan didn't get

[Jester]

didn't get the game...

See what I did there?

[Lil G]

because he's retarded!

[Jester]

and often cried...

[Archon_Turtle]

tears of blood!

[Jester]

Then the Lord-o-Darkness...

[Lil G]

made light with...

[Ninjinister]

the Buddy Christ

[Archon_Turtle]

in the batmobile!

[Jester]

Then he waddled...

[Archon_Turtle]

Into Oncoming Traffic!

[Jester]

He didn't see...

[Archon_Turtle]

Due to Incurable...

[Jester]

near blinding glaucoma...

[Lil G]

near blinding glaucoma...

a dog turd...

[Jester]

only inches from...

[Archon_Turtle]

near blinding glaucoma...

He acquired by...

(I'm totally not playing off 3 words from someone who has no clue how to play)

[Jester]

his chronic masturbation...

(I'm game.)

[Bigfoot]

...was a problem...

[That Matt Guy]

deep in space...

[Bigfoot]

...there's no gravity...

[That Matt Guy]

only at night

[Jester]

when...there...is...?? :P

[Mutated Turtle]

planets can fart... :lol::lol::lol:

[Bigfoot]

...big gas clouds...

[Jester]

which is ironic...

[That Matt Guy]

because of Shaq's...

[Bigfoot]

...obsessive compulsive disorder...

[Jester]

and his chronic...

[Bigfoot]

...use of the...

[Jester]

word "sacerdotalism" on...

[Bigfoot]

...holding a cross..

[Jester]

while dancing naked...

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

In his garden

[Buslady]

...in the streets...


"granden" is not a word

[Jester]

playing the ukulele...

[Bigfoot]

...whistling a song...

[Jester]

and hopping on...

[Bigfoot]

...a peg leg...

[Jester]

, singing a shanty...

[That Matt Guy]

about greasy fishsticks...

[Bigfoot]

...and apple sauce...

[Buslady]

...mixed with grits...

[Bigfoot]

...in a big...

[Buslady]

...dirty icky toilet....

[Ninjinister]

with floating poo...

[That Matt Guy]

in the forgotten

[Ninjinister]

Sewers toy line.

[That Matt Guy]

Then one day...

[Jester]

Sammy Davis Jr...

[Ninjinister]

and Archie Bunker

[Jester]

were at the...

[Ninjinister]

olde tymey pub

[Jester]

Archie got sooo...

[Ninjinister]

drunk that he

[Bigfoot]

...punched Sammy in...

[Ninjinister]

his glass eye

[Jester]

knocking it out...

[Bigfoot]

...on the floor...

[Jester]

Sammy accidentally kicked...

[Bigfoot]

...a small child...

[Jester]

while blindly groping...

[Bigfoot]

...a rope net...

[NightwatchersOnlygirl]

The net fell

[Bigfoot]

...and landed on...

[Ninjinister]

Jesus' evil clone

[Jester]

who's name is...

[Ninjinister]

Prince Albert! His...

[That Matt Guy]

giant robotic foot

[Bigfoot]

...made of gold...

[Archon_Turtle]

...made of gold...

plated toilet seats...

[Bigfoot]

...silk toilet paper...

[Jester]

and moldy cheeses...

[Bigfoot]

...catapulted over a...

[Jester]

barbed wire fence...

[Ninjinister]

all the while

[Jester]

landing on a...

[Bigfoot]

...gang of female...

[Jester]

motorcycle enthusiasts with...

[Ninjinister]

Mortal Kombat Trilogy

[Bigfoot]

...tattoos on their...

[Jester]

left butt cheeks...

[Ninjinister]

which are temporary.

[Archon_Turtle]

MEANWHILE! Back at....

[Jester]

the Hall-o-Justice, Superman...
(What, I wanted to do the Hall of Justice..but it's 4 words...:()

[Bigfoot]

...and his sidekick...

[Ninjinister]

Raw Sewage Kid

[Bigfoot]

...decided to open...

[Ninjinister]

Pandora's Box so

[Jester]

they'd have something...

[Mutated Turtle]

to eat and...

[Jester]

soon discovered that...

[Bigfoot]

...they were floating...

[Ninjinister]

on cotton candy

[Bigfoot]

...and helium balloons...

[Jester]

and small rocks...

[Bigfoot]

...filled with chocolate...

[That Matt Guy]

and rusty nails

[Bigfoot]

...so high they...

[That Matt Guy]

touch the sun

[Jester]

St. Joseph ran

[Bigfoot]

...for leftover turkey...

[Jester]

and slipped on...

[Bigfoot]

...a banana peel...

(you set me up for that one)

[Mutated Turtle]

and broke his...

[Bigfoot]

...new cell phone...

[shuriken]

which was blue

[Jester]

with pink polka-dots...

[Bigfoot]

...the energizer bunny...

[Archon_Turtle]

keeps going and...

[Jester]

going and going...

[Archon_Turtle]

to kill Jester...

[Jester]

Jester destroyed him...

[That Matt Guy]

somewhere in time

[Bigfoot]

...five hours ago...

[That Matt Guy]

Bigfoot cried for

[Archon_Turtle]

me AND Argentina...

[Ninjinister]

but not Venezuela.

[Archon_Turtle]

But just then...

[Ninjinister]

a scrawny sumo

[shuriken]

farted on him

[Bigfoot]

...well thanks guys...

[That Matt Guy]

screamed Bigfoot as

[Jester]

the flatulence gagged...

[Ninjinister]

the entire world

[That Matt Guy]

While the S

[Jester]

slapped a Jap...

[That Matt Guy]

in retaliation for

[Jester]

attacking Pearl Harbor...

[shuriken]

on his ass

[Jester]

like his girlfriend...

[That Matt Guy]

who weighs over

[Bigfoot]

...one million pounds...

[Ninjinister]

with a power

[shuriken]

mightier than Thor

[Jester]

Bigfoot and S...

[shuriken]

could not resist

[Jester]

big tasty steaks...

[Ninjinister]

lest you forget

[Jester]

so they jumped...

[shuriken]

onto some boat

[Ninjinister]

with Glenn Quagmire

[That Matt Guy]

which sank immediately

[Ninjinister]

"Giggity giggity goo!"

[shuriken]

They were screwed

[Bigfoot]

...not like that...

[Mutated Turtle]

country fried chicken!...

[Bigfoot]

...and fresh watermelon...

[Jester]

are thought racist...

[Ninjinister]

in gay porn

[Bigfoot]

...with midget clowns...

[Ninjinister]

and God Hand

[Jester]

SNL's Garrett Morris...

[Ninjinister]

, Stephen Colbert Jr.

[Bigfoot]

...a video game...

[Jester]

the disembodied head...

[Bigfoot]

...some weapons include...

[Ninjinister]

your mom's nose,

[Bigfoot]

...a rubber hose...

[Ninjinister]

a chocolate bar

[That Matt Guy]

and random words

[Ninjinister]

banned from Kotaku

[That Matt Guy]

because they are

[Ninjinister]

not leet ninja

[Bigfoot]

...starts wars against...