VG Section Greatest Hits!

[Peanut]

So, I'm retarded. I just spent the entire night reading through both the Sony and the Xbox threads from start to finish and there are some SERIOUS jokes in there. I had to make a thread about it and point out some of my favourites. They made me lol.

Brodie talking about Dead Space.
Ive been waiting YEARS for a game about a welder.

Doom: Also, who the hell's gamertag is Disco Bryan?
Stryker: That would be me, I should maybe inform people.
Doom: Well I suppose this is the first step.

I played LogicDonny in GH3 today and owned his sh*t.
Oh and he said "**** Peanut for gettin me the bans. He an asses"...or something along those lines. He also won't play me again in GH3 unless I get him back on the Technodrome.

My Red Ring of Death
Peanut: Red ring! Hilarious? Yeah.
Barkworm: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!*dies*
Ai: .......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, nothing could be so perfect!
Peanut:ROFL @ the store I have a warranty at being out of 360's! This just keeps getting better.
Barkworm: Wow, this is better than any sitcom. I'm going to get some potato chips!
TMB: Have a beer instead. I know I am.

TMB:REZ!?! As in ....fu*king REZ!?!?!?!! ARRRRGH! Why does my Xbox have to be broken now.
Brodie: Because you're an indecisive bitch.
Barkworm: TMB-flaming FTW!!!

I've been playing games longer than all of y'all, and love them just as much.

Spitfire: They don't want it because Japan likes Generic stuff, anything that tries to be new or different is overlooked.
Doom: This is easily one of the stupidest things that's ever been posted here.
Peanut: Just...just ignore it. Maybe it'll go away.

LogicDonny: Ya so anyways, the ps3 at my ebgames has died down since it was on like 12 hours a day and everyday and we talked alot about teh psp and the games.. he said to me that of all the ps3 sold only like 3 has came back in and also 1 wii as well. More 360's have been returned than any other of the 3 next-gen consolesThis is also true because I was at another video game store I go to and know ppl there and saw a guy returning his 360 because of some probs.
Snackpants: *mind explodes*
LogicDonny: i am just trying to have conversations that is all.. sure my english is not perfect but we don't live in a perfect world..
Barkworm: So you're no native speaker or what's the problem?

LogicDonny: well peanut, I keep writing yet keep erasing my thoughts, there are so many things I want to spew out at you but I don't want to, it's nothing major bad to get me warned or antyhing, I am just trying to write something that will fit the post well. Peanut, this has to stop dude, we can get along again.. please?
Mecha Cow: For f*ck's sake Donny, shut the hell up already.

I guess Peanut is like my dog. He likes me, yet he growls when I walk by his bed.

Well, I'm glad my mom loves me and helps me out whenever I need it.

Ai: You like Yossie. Awful.
Doom: Yes, an attractive grown woman who's like the same age as me. How many 9 year olds have you been inside today?
Ai: 4. And it's 14 year olds, sir. Gotta have some class, you know.
LogicDonny: I can sit back and watch the other idiots discuss this too.

Brodie: Anyone else get that weird vibe that Doom is like OUR Snarf?
Doom: Just pretend I'm not here. That makes it easier for everyone.

TMB: Why would I use the awful Xbox 360 d-pad when I don't have to (though Sony's is nearly as bad)? It's nice having a choice for the first time. I can't play 2D/3D fighters with analog sticks. They all use 8-way movement, so I need an 8-way pad. When fighters go truly analog on a mass scale, I'll move to sticks. Until then, I need a D-Pad that doesn't suck.
Brodie: I wish you were aborted.
Doom: Bahahahahaha!

poiuytre makes his debut with his MGS4 PR post and we reply the only way this section knows how. I cut this one up to get the good stuff.
Mecha Cow: So how much did you get for that?
Peanut: Is this ****** one of those often heard about PR moles? Has he been trying to infiltrate our community so he can plant retarded PR nonsense in our minds!? My dislike continues to grow!
Doom: Even I think this is a little off.
Cure: Wow. Just shut the f*ck up and go away. I like MGS, but saying sh*t like that just shows how much of a dumbass you really are.
poiuytre: I've seen people going far beyond that for that Super Smash Mario Brothers Brawl game while this is objectively better and more fun.
Doom: That might be the most obnoxious thing anyone has ever posted on this forum EVER.
Peanut: You're an idiot.
Mecha Cow: Do you know what 'objective' means? Furthermore, the game hasn't even been released yet. I love MGS, but you need to shut the f*ck up.
Barkworm: I can't believe I missed this conversation! EPIC! Damn you, university!!!
Ecto Jedi: He reminds me of a younger, more naive me. Before I met Peanut.

Of course, there are many more classics out there, and better ones. We just need to find them! Honestly, reading these threads was really funny. Not just because it seems like so many of us have changed over the years, but because we truly are the largest group of pricks on these forums.

[Mecha Cow]

Oh snap. Some real gems in here. More! The Nintendo thread has to be a goldmine.

[Peanut]

Probably. The Sony thread reads like a gigantic fight for 3/4 of the time with LogicDonny. It's hilarious.

Also, it should be noted that there are at least 375 seperate uses of the word "sucks" in the VG Section.

[愛]

Oh...my...God....

I nearly choked laughing so hard, and now I have that puking feeling! PURE GOLD!

[Mr. Snackpants]

God, LogicDonny could support his own separate thread. I forgot how much he loved the PS3 mainly because whenever I get on Xbox Live he's on there playing Gears or Guitar Hero x. He still sends me random messages about the Technodrome to this day.

[The Stryker]

The Jo comment is where I laughed hardest.

[Dr. Doom]

I begin to wonder how many times I've said something to the extent of "this was the stupidest/rudest/most obnoxious thing I've ever seen posted here".

[Ecto Jedi]

"How many 9-year-olds have you been inside today?" Just...Just awesome.

[Barkworm]

I love you guys. :cry:

EDIT: Here's something else I love:

TMB talking about the SFIV graphics:
TMB: What worries me though is that those visuals look like high-end Wii in quality. I certainly hope not.
Barkworm: If you think that screen looks like Wii graphics, you need glasses. Thick ones.
Peanut: He's already wearing some. They're rose coloured and have the Nintendo Seal of Quality stamped on the ear piece.
Barkworm: We didn't have enough TMB bashing in the last couple of weeks, did we?
Peanut: NO! And while I'm at it, he looks like gorilla!

[Mecha Cow]

Oh man, the early days of the Nintendo thread were embarrassing. A lot sure changed in four years.

[Cure]

LogicDonny sure has produced some gold, man. He's hilarious in such an indirect way.

[Peanut]

I love you guys. :cry:

EDIT: Here's something else I love:

TMB talking about the SFIV graphics:

I love you, too! And that is pretty good. lawl! We give TMB such a hard time.

Oh man, the early days of the Nintendo thread were embarrassing. A lot sure changed in four years.

I know, right? Some of the stuff I was reading was painful.

EDIT: Oh, man. How did I overlook this LogicDonny greatness.
LogicDonny: chad warden? Who the heck is he? His engrish is pretty bad.. he speaks street langauage.. Get an education, chad.
Ecto Jedi: :|:-?:lol:
Ai: .................:lol::lol:
Snackpants: no he didn't....hahahaha, oh man he did! FUNNIEST **** EVER RIGHT THERE!!!!
Dinny: LogicDonny for President!
Brodie: Oh, abso-****in-lutely.
Mecha Cow: I've missed you, Donny. Welcome back.

[ThirdMarioBro]

I hate all of you, but I'd still have you're children.

[Cure]

What about stuff that cross guy has said? Like...

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OH! and....

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Hilarity!

[Hannah]

Man, I wish I had friends on the internet.

[Barkworm]

Here's a modern classic:

(Surprised I haven't seen any posts of this yet) Sonic Unleashed. :D I put down Mario Galaxy for it and I have no intention of seeing that boring Mario 64 rehash(I kid, it's an ok tho overrated game) again until I've finished Unleashed 100%.[...]
It doesn't happen often, but it great to see a new entry in a classic and iconic franchise without flaw. How can they still top this? [...] SO GOOD.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[Ra]

Thanks guys. I'm in near tears now after reading half of these quotes. :lol:

SURELY there must be more around here. I remember lots of gems in old threads... *goes to do some digging*

[Cure]

Man, I wish I had friends on the internet.

You one up all of us! You had a BOYFRIEND on the internet.

[愛]

Don't you have a girlfriend on the internet, Cure? You one-upped us, too. :cry:

[Cure]

Don't you have a girlfriend on the internet, Cure? You one-upped us, too. :cry:

Well, I met her IRL then she moved away, so it's a bit different. I mean, I've been INSIDE her before.

[愛]

Wow, Cure. You didn't need to give us ALL of the information. I'm going to go throw up now. :sick:

[poiuytre]

Back on topic, Namco is stupid. What a horrible move on their part. I think it's funny that Xbox fans get a double shaft on the whole Soul Caliber thing though. First they get stuck with Spawn as their extra character, and now they don't even get the new one. Priceless! :lol:

Good to know the Revolution will be able to produce the 'next-gen' graphics the mainstream public craves.

I also think Kojima is an ass, and MGS is one of the most overrated "video games" of all time. It's a god damn interactive movie.

I think as a forum we should consider getting Peanut neutered.

Wow. Is anyone else super f*cking impressed by the Weather Channel? It's weather...but it's awesome!
Ai: Nerds don't go outside! They don't need to know the weather!
These are great. :lol:

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5039/postcountfh8.jpg
The post counts per thread are pretty interesting too.

[Cure]

Way to ruin the whole f*cking thread, you down syndrome asshole.

[Hannah]

You one up all of us! You had a BOYFRIEND on the internet.
Holy sh*t, I was TWELVE. I'm going to KILL YOU.

[Mecha Cow]

Good to know the Revolution will be able to produce the 'next-gen' graphics the mainstream public craves.
I didn't know, man. I didn't know! :cry:

Why do the post counts matter though? Everyone posts pretty much everywhere here.

[poiuytre]

Why do the post counts matter though? Everyone posts pretty much everywhere here.
I just thought it was odd how the top two posters were always far ahead of the three and four, etc. Even the top two's themselves are pretty distant. And now that I look at it, the image I posted doesn't have the best of picture-quality. :ohwell:

[Peanut]

TMB and I have always participated more, in general, than everyone else, and I don't see how that matters at all? Also, you totally missed the point of the thread, f*cktard. Anyone can go back and find contradicting or "wrong" information someone says when rumors and speculation are being thrown around, that doesn't make them funny. You pretty much posted what you did to be a little b*tch, and attempt to make people you don't like look stupid, because you know everyone here dislikes you. Way to go, douche.

[poiuytre]

Aww, you're just cranky because aside from you, I do like all the people I quoted. And while I might not like you, I do still respect your opinion and Mencia-esque sense of humor.

But don't let that stop you from trying to live up to that "group of pricks" status you hold dear. Maybe one day you can mature past that angry rebellious teen phase and form a personality that doesn't centre around being a histrionic cynic 24/7.

::edit::
Oh, on second thought, really I wouldn't want you any other way. I like you after all, big guy. Love. :tlove:

[Hannah]

Did you just compare him to Carlos Mencia?

[poiuytre]

Don't be silly, Hannah. Mencia has a job.

[Hannah]

I can't believe you're actually doing this to yourself.

[Mecha Cow]

Oh, it is on!

[poiuytre]

Just trying to fit in as often suggested. It's all in good fun and fits the local flavor of humor like a glove. I see no harm.

[愛]

It's just...too beautiful. :cry:

[Peanut]

Aww, you're just cranky because aside from you, I do like all the people I quoted. And while I might not like you, I do still respect your opinion and Mencia-esque sense of humor.

But don't let that stop you from trying to live up to that "group of pricks" status you hold dear. Maybe one day you can mature past that angry rebellious teen phase and form a personality that doesn't centre around being a histrionic cynic 24/7.

Isn't it too bad, then, that everyone else thinks you're a f*cking idiot too? And I don't give a sh*t if you respect me or not, who the hell are you to me? And I don't know who the f*ck Carlos Mencia is, so I don't even know what to think about that.

And it's a common assumption that I'm always angry, when the case is actually the complete opposite, you don't know who I am, so don't assume you do based on forum posts I make.

I've been in fights with people like Ecto Jedi and Doom over and over, yet once they've gotten to know me, we've never had another problem. Unfortunately, unlike them, you've made enough idiotic, ignorant, puerile comments that there's no way anyone here will ever give a sh*t what you say.

So crawl back into your mothers festering canyon of a vagina, if the crack whore is still alive, and suffocate yourself.

[Ecto Jedi]

Here's a really good one...

So crawl back into your mothers festering canyon of a vagina, if the crack whore is still alive, and suffocate yourself.

Ahh, seems like yesterday.

[poiuytre]

And I don't know who the f*ck Carlos Mencia is, so I don't even know what to think about that.
Mencia is a comedian with a sort of crude, insult sense of humor, much like your vagina canyon joke. I generally don't enjoy his stuff, but it might be worth checking out. You might like it.

you don't know who I am
Now you're just doing the rebellious teen thing on purpose, aren't you? :lol: Is the announcement that you're going to start smoking to get back to the world and your parents going to be next? I say do it. Show them you mean business.

Ignoring the delicious irony of you calling someone puerile, I do appreciate all the time being put in these posts, seeing as you don't care and all. It makes me feel special. :) The job market would be ecstatic if you could put even half the time in it as you put in showering me with attention, buttercup. As much as I enjoy our back and forth, I'm not sure if this is on topic or not.

::edit::
Alright, it might be going by Ecto.

[Mecha Cow]

Actually it's perfectly on-topic; this thread is about this section's greatest hits after all. Carry on.

[愛]

This sh*t is one of the reasons why I still get up in the morning.

[Barkworm]

Uuuuh, this is going to be good!!

[Ecto Jedi]

You know, if we're not careful (and by we, I mean Peanut and the d*ckhead), some moron moderator might come along and ruin all our fun. Which would be a shame, really, because I really wanted to see some more classic insults from days gone by...

[愛]

This kind of stuff happens every day, and threads never get locked. Even if it does, I got everyone's back.

[Peanut]

Ignoring the delicious irony of you calling someone puerile, I do appreciate all the time being put in these posts, seeing as you doesn't care and all. It makes me feel special. :) The job market would be ecstatic if you could put even half the time in it as you put in showering me with attention, buttercup. As much as I enjoy our back and forth, I'm not sure if this is on topic or not.

All 2 minutes it took me to write it? Yeah, a long time. And you can keep going to the job well as much as you want, it's the last thing in the world to bother me. I wouldn't have to work a day in my life, if I didn't want to.

And, seriously, you're terrible at this. You just keep repeating the same sh*t over and over again. I'd rather fight with Doom. At least he throws the crass insults back at me.

Either way, I made this thread for fun, not so some perverted Sonic furry could come in here and act like a douche. So f*ck off, and let us do our thing, if you're so above it.

[Ecto Jedi]

This kind of stuff happens every day, and threads never get locked. Even if it does, I got everyone's back.

Oh, alright. I just thought that vagina cut was maybe a little too blue for primetime.

Carry on.

[poiuytre]

Apology accepted, Nutty.

[Peanut]

To get back on topic, a couple more classics:

Excerpt from the FFXII debacle that literally SPLIT THE VG FAMILY IN TWO!
Ai: Picked up Final Fantasy XII today. Yeah, I'm a tool. Sue me. I have problems.:(
Doom: Why is it a bad thing? Does Peanut hit you?
Peanut: Enjoy your little movie.
Doom: Oh, yes, GOD FORBID. -=Throws arms up=-
Peanut: It's a Final Fantasy game. It can do no wrong. As a game, Final Fantasy has failed in every aspect since the SNES FF's where the story began to eat away at the gameplay. People love these "games", not because of how fun it is, but because they become emotionally attached to the characters. They're just losers with homo-erotic urges for spiky haired Japanese guys in tights.
Doom: Oh get over yourself, you've begun to sound like the Zarius of the VG Forums.
Barkworm: Come on, Doom, it's just Peanut. His existence is meaningless!

Awesome burn by TMB!
Ai: http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/A...=ThirdMarioBro Nice achievements, bro. Hey, TMB. Let me know when you started to actually play your 360 other than Arcade games and then I'll feel somewhat offended. GOT 'EM!
TMB: Hey, congratulations on that Xbox 360 you never got thanks to being poor as dirt because you spend all your money on last-gen J-RPG's and trying to get laid. GOT 'EM BACK!

[Ecto Jedi]

Peanut: Who still wants to play original Playstation games? That entire generation looks and plays like the asshole of the history of gaming.
Ecto Jedi: You can't be serious, can you?
Peanut: Yeah, I can. PS1 and N64 games have not aged well. At all. It was the jump to 3D. Aside from the fact that the games just look like complete ass, the majority of them play like horribly dumbed down, harder to control versions of games we have today.
Ecto Jedi: That you can lump together about half a decade worth of videogames and say they all "look and play like the asshole of the history of gaming" proves your ignorance better than I ever could. Props for that, Peanut.
Peanut: I said the majority, not all. Just because I think most of what the Playstation and Nintendo 64 had to offer has aged horribly, I'm ignorant? It's an opinion. I never stated it as a f*cking fact.

And then a little later...
Peanut: And you're really starting to creep me the hell out. Do you and LogicDonny have such a huge homo-crush on me that you've got to follow me around and reply to every single one of my posts?

Comparing me to LogicDonny? That cut deep, Peanut. Real deep.

[Peanut]

LAWL! I love how I said "entire" and then said I didn't say all of them. GOOD ONE, JACKASS! I'm sure I cleared it up somewhere. lolololol

[Ecto Jedi]

And this nice little exchange...

Ecto Jedi: I'm sure PS3 sales will pick up, too. The price is a bit prohibitive, but it looks like a fantastic machine, and I'm sure those who've dropped the coin aren't complaining. Let's stop being negative little bitties and turn our attention to more lofty pursuits.
Ai: I'll do what I want. Thanks, though.
Ecto Jedi: No need to be smarmy. Emo kids...
Ai: Emo kid? You don't know me. Don't pretend that you do.
Peanut: Here he (Ecto Jedi) goes again! Weeeeee!
Jo Dawn: Actually, Ecto was provoked. Stop provoking. Be adults. Thank you.

A-HAAAAAA!! Suck on that, b*tch! I was provoked! Sexy, sexy Jo Dawn said so! ECTO-JEDI WINS AGAIN, BEE-ATCH!!!!

[愛]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg

[Hannah]

I hate that picture. It's not thread! It's yarn! F*ck.

[愛]

Your signature is gramatically incorrect! F*ck!

[Hannah]

It's supposed to be! It's a quote!

[愛]

So is the "quote" in the picture! I don't see a problem here, only your constant whining about tiny things being incorrect!

[Dr. Doom]

And I don't know who the f*ck Carlos Mencia is, so I don't even know what to think about that.

I envy you.

I've been in fights with people like Ecto Jedi and Doom over and over, yet once they've gotten to know me, we've never had another problem.

**** you! You made fun of Wii Music! >:[

[Hannah]

You're wrong and I'm right.

[Ninjinister]

You're wrong and I'm right.

Seems to be the Video Games section's motto.... >.<

[Peanut]

Another great series of replies

Tony: i thought it was very fun, much better than the older pure RPG Paper Mario games. The ability to move around on a hover board with Bowser is a must.
Barkworm: Thank you for spoiling it!
Cure: Spoiler tags are your friend.
Peanut: OH! Way to f*cking go, Tony! You can play as Bowser!? That's just f*cking great! I hate all of you!
Mecha Cow: Hasn't that been known for, like, a year? I thought it was supposed to be one of the game's 'features'.
Barkworm: Way to ruin the joke, Mecha! Bravo!
Peanut: OH! Way to f*cking go, Mecha! You had to ruin the joke!? That's just f*cking great! I hate all of you!
Mecha Cow: That was a joke? Where was the funny?! YOUR MOM is a joke. See? That's funny.
Barkworm: Are you guys flirting again?
Mecha Cow: Are you jealous?
Ai: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/TheFatedBattle/excusemedr1.jpg

Barkworm: Admit it, who was drunk yesterday?
Ra: ...*slowly raises hand* :|
TMB: *quickly raises hand*
Mecha Cow: I was drunk...on love!
Peanut: I was f*cked up on too much cough medicine. I leave the boozing for the weekends.
Cure: I was trying to fit in with the cool kids. :|
Ai: I'm just a loser who browses message boards filled with people who deeply analyze and criticize cartoons for kids such as Kids Next Door and Powerpuff Girls. :|
Doom: Hey man, KND was an awesome show.

[ThirdMarioBro]

*countdown to "Thump the Monkey" initiated*

[Hannah]

I think you posted twice, squirt.

[Peanut]

seems to be the video games section's motto.... >.<

GET OUT, DOUBLE POSTER!

*caps*

[ThirdMarioBro]

Either way, I made this thread for fun, not so some perverted Sonic furry could come in here and act like a douche. So f*ck off, and let us do our thing, if you're so above it.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

[愛]

I deleted the double post. I should've deleted both, amirite? LULZ

[Peanut]

Mecha speaking to Ra after she bought a copy of FFIX
Liking old stuff is allowed only when it's old enough to be qualified as classic or retro. You have a lot to learn about being cool.

Unless of course you're being nonconformist...Hmm.

Lawl!

[Dr. Doom]

This line of discussion is not only absurd and terrible, but it probably isn't helping the chances of the thread staying open. I think we need to stick to making fun of people who actually deserve it.

[Barkworm]

I agree with Doom. I'm sure we have tons of sh*t with LogicDonny/Turtledude2k3 to have fun with.

EDIT: Like these posts from the Oblivion thread:

Why do all of you want to sit down on your asses and not do other stuff? I understand how big this game is.. Morrowind is sorta like that.. I am saying, if you play 2 horus a day, imagine how many years it would take to finish?

I am just stating my opinion.. You enjoy this game guys!
After Peanut beat the game:
omg!! how can anyone stomach that much!? Does this feel exhasted?
"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot, is it true?" Owyn

I wish he came back...

[Ra]

I miss him as well. He made me look compitant.

Mecha speaking to Ra after she bought a copy of FFIX


Lawl!
The funny thing? I only played the game for a month ever since I got it. :( I think I'll try and finish it before Christmas.

Now, if you'll excuse me gentlemen, I have a beanbag, a few dozen hot pockets, and about ten cups of coffee calling for me. This is going to be a long assed night.