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[Peanut]

So, I'm retarded. I just spent the entire night reading through both the Sony and the Xbox threads from start to finish and there are some SERIOUS jokes in there. I had to make a thread about it and point out some of my favourites. They made me lol.

Brodie talking about Dead Space.

Ive been waiting YEARS for a game about a welder.

Doom: Also, who the hell's gamertag is Disco Bryan?
Stryker: That would be me, I should maybe inform people.
Doom: Well I suppose this is the first step.

Originally Posted by Mr. Snackpants

I played LogicDonny in GH3 today and owned his sh*t.
Oh and he said "**** Peanut for gettin me the bans. He an asses"...or something along those lines. He also won't play me again in GH3 unless I get him back on the Technodrome.

My Red Ring of Death

Peanut: Red ring! Hilarious? Yeah.
Barkworm: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!*dies*
Ai: .......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, nothing could be so perfect!
Peanut:ROFL @ the store I have a warranty at being out of 360's! This just keeps getting better.
Barkworm: Wow, this is better than any sitcom. I'm going to get some potato chips!
TMB: Have a beer instead. I know I am.

TMB:REZ!?! As in ....fu*king REZ!?!?!?!! ARRRRGH! Why does my Xbox have to be broken now.
Brodie: Because you're an indecisive bitch.
Barkworm: TMB-flaming FTW!!!

Originally Posted by Jo Dawn

I've been playing games longer than all of y'all, and love them just as much.

Spitfire: They don't want it because Japan likes Generic stuff, anything that tries to be new or different is overlooked.
Doom: This is easily one of the stupidest things that's ever been posted here.
Peanut: Just...just ignore it. Maybe it'll go away.

LogicDonny: Ya so anyways, the ps3 at my ebgames has died down since it was on like 12 hours a day and everyday and we talked alot about teh psp and the games.. he said to me that of all the ps3 sold only like 3 has came back in and also 1 wii as well. More 360's have been returned than any other of the 3 next-gen consolesThis is also true because I was at another video game store I go to and know ppl there and saw a guy returning his 360 because of some probs.
Snackpants: *mind explodes*
LogicDonny: i am just trying to have conversations that is all.. sure my english is not perfect but we don't live in a perfect world..
Barkworm: So you're no native speaker or what's the problem?

LogicDonny: well peanut, I keep writing yet keep erasing my thoughts, there are so many things I want to spew out at you but I don't want to, it's nothing major bad to get me warned or antyhing, I am just trying to write something that will fit the post well. Peanut, this has to stop dude, we can get along again.. please?
Mecha Cow: For f*ck's sake Donny, shut the hell up already.

Originally Posted by Iron Man

I guess Peanut is like my dog. He likes me, yet he growls when I walk by his bed.

Originally Posted by Ai

Well, I'm glad my mom loves me and helps me out whenever I need it.

Ai: You like Yossie. Awful.
Doom: Yes, an attractive grown woman who's like the same age as me. How many 9 year olds have you been inside today?
Ai: 4. And it's 14 year olds, sir. Gotta have some class, you know.
LogicDonny: I can sit back and watch the other idiots discuss this too.

Brodie: Anyone else get that weird vibe that Doom is like OUR Snarf?
Doom: Just pretend I'm not here. That makes it easier for everyone.

TMB: Why would I use the awful Xbox 360 d-pad when I don't have to (though Sony's is nearly as bad)? It's nice having a choice for the first time. I can't play 2D/3D fighters with analog sticks. They all use 8-way movement, so I need an 8-way pad. When fighters go truly analog on a mass scale, I'll move to sticks. Until then, I need a D-Pad that doesn't suck.
Brodie: I wish you were aborted.
Doom: Bahahahahaha!

poiuytre makes his debut with his MGS4 PR post and we reply the only way this section knows how. I cut this one up to get the good stuff.

Mecha Cow: So how much did you get for that?
Peanut: Is this ****** one of those often heard about PR moles? Has he been trying to infiltrate our community so he can plant retarded PR nonsense in our minds!? My dislike continues to grow!
Doom: Even I think this is a little off.
Cure: Wow. Just shut the f*ck up and go away. I like MGS, but saying sh*t like that just shows how much of a dumbass you really are.
poiuytre: I've seen people going far beyond that for that Super Smash Mario Brothers Brawl game while this is objectively better and more fun.
Doom: That might be the most obnoxious thing anyone has ever posted on this forum EVER.
Peanut: You're an idiot.
Mecha Cow: Do you know what 'objective' means? Furthermore, the game hasn't even been released yet. I love MGS, but you need to shut the f*ck up.
Barkworm: I can't believe I missed this conversation! EPIC! Damn you, university!!!
Ecto Jedi: He reminds me of a younger, more naive me. Before I met Peanut.

Of course, there are many more classics out there, and better ones. We just need to find them! Honestly, reading these threads was really funny. Not just because it seems like so many of us have changed over the years, but because we truly are the largest group of pricks on these forums.

[Mecha Cow]

Oh snap. Some real gems in here. More! The Nintendo thread has to be a goldmine.

[Peanut]

Probably. The Sony thread reads like a gigantic fight for 3/4 of the time with LogicDonny. It's hilarious.

Also, it should be noted that there are at least 375 seperate uses of the word "sucks" in the VG Section.

[愛]

Oh...my...God....

I nearly choked laughing so hard, and now I have that puking feeling! PURE GOLD!

[Mr. Snackpants]

God, LogicDonny could support his own separate thread. I forgot how much he loved the PS3 mainly because whenever I get on Xbox Live he's on there playing Gears or Guitar Hero x. He still sends me random messages about the Technodrome to this day.

[The Stryker]

The Jo comment is where I laughed hardest.

[Dr. Doom]

I begin to wonder how many times I've said something to the extent of "this was the stupidest/rudest/most obnoxious thing I've ever seen posted here".

[Ecto Jedi]

"How many 9-year-olds have you been inside today?" Just...Just awesome.

[Barkworm]

I love you guys.

EDIT: Here's something else I love:

TMB talking about the SFIV graphics:

TMB: What worries me though is that those visuals look like high-end Wii in quality. I certainly hope not.
Barkworm: If you think that screen looks like Wii graphics, you need glasses. Thick ones.
Peanut: He's already wearing some. They're rose coloured and have the Nintendo Seal of Quality stamped on the ear piece.
Barkworm: We didn't have enough TMB bashing in the last couple of weeks, did we?
Peanut: NO! And while I'm at it, he looks like gorilla!

[Mecha Cow]

Oh man, the early days of the Nintendo thread were embarrassing. A lot sure changed in four years.

[Cure]

LogicDonny sure has produced some gold, man. He's hilarious in such an indirect way.

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by Barkworm

I love you guys.

EDIT: Here's something else I love:

TMB talking about the SFIV graphics:

I love you, too! And that is pretty good. lawl! We give TMB such a hard time.

Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

Oh man, the early days of the Nintendo thread were embarrassing. A lot sure changed in four years.

I know, right? Some of the stuff I was reading was painful.

EDIT: Oh, man. How did I overlook this LogicDonny greatness.

LogicDonny: chad warden? Who the heck is he? His engrish is pretty bad.. he speaks street langauage.. Get an education, chad.
Ecto Jedi:
Ai: .................
Snackpants: no he didn't....hahahaha, oh man he did! FUNNIEST **** EVER RIGHT THERE!!!!
Dinny: LogicDonny for President!
Brodie: Oh, abso-****in-lutely.
Mecha Cow: I've missed you, Donny. Welcome back.

[ThirdMarioBro]

I hate all of you, but I'd still have you're children.

[Cure]

What about stuff that cross guy has said? Like...

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OH! and....

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Hilarity!

[Hannah]

Man, I wish I had friends on the internet.

[Barkworm]

Here's a modern classic:

Originally Posted by poiuytre

(Surprised I haven't seen any posts of this yet) Sonic Unleashed. I put down Mario Galaxy for it and I have no intention of seeing that boring Mario 64 rehash(I kid, it's an ok tho overrated game) again until I've finished Unleashed 100%.[...]
It doesn't happen often, but it great to see a new entry in a classic and iconic franchise without flaw. How can they still top this? [...] SO GOOD.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[Ra]

Thanks guys. I'm in near tears now after reading half of these quotes.

SURELY there must be more around here. I remember lots of gems in old threads... *goes to do some digging*

[Cure]

Originally Posted by Hannah

Man, I wish I had friends on the internet.

You one up all of us! You had a BOYFRIEND on the internet.

[愛]

Don't you have a girlfriend on the internet, Cure? You one-upped us, too.

[Cure]

Originally Posted by Ai

Don't you have a girlfriend on the internet, Cure? You one-upped us, too.

Well, I met her IRL then she moved away, so it's a bit different. I mean, I've been INSIDE her before.