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Archon_Turtle
05-19-2009, 05:22 PM
ok, this doesn't get much weirder. A California man has been accused of BITING out one of his 4-year old sons eyes and F-ing up the other while supposidly on PCP.
http://www.examiner.com/x-2370-Denver-Early-Childhood-Parenting-Examiner~y2009m5d19-California-man-bites-out-small-sons-eye
Man...I just...****.
Mecha Cow
05-19-2009, 05:25 PM
God f*cking damn it.
Cipher
05-19-2009, 05:36 PM
At that point you might as well go for symmetry and finish the job.
Well... that got me all nice and pissed off.
I could just rant about it, but it means nothing. The kid lost a f*cking eye and his sibling just got his legs axed.
And everybody bitches about Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony, which was a dumb thing to do, of course. But at least he wasn't trying to drop the baby. Not comparable at all.
I never been more ashamed to be a human before in my entire life. F*ck this guy; he deserves whatever they give him.
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I never been more ashamed to be a human before in my entire life.
That should be the tagline of this section, considering how much it, and its variations, is thrown around.
And here I was wondering if there were pictures, seeing as how the title of the thread was implying something gruesome within its contents.
But yeah...people be crazy. It happens.
Cipher
05-19-2009, 06:00 PM
I never been more ashamed to be a human before in my entire life.Why?
When this sort of thing happens with humans, it's horrifying and punishable. When this sort of thing happens among mantises, chimpanzees, or countless other species, it's just Tuesday.
And here I was wondering if there were pictures, seeing as how the title of the thread was implying something gruesome within its contents.
Right, as if anybody would have the balls and the intelligence of a Uwe Boll movie reel to photograph this crap.
Then again, it would probably be a hit on YouTube...
EDIT:
Why?
When this sort of thing happens with humans, it's horrifying and punishable. When this sort of thing happens among mantises, chimpanzees, or countless other species, it's just Tuesday.
So, when was the last time you read about someone biting the eyes out of a chimp, or someone (who's not Ozzy friggin' Osbourne) bite the head off a bat? Sorry, Ciph, but, I can't feel sympathy for every creature in existence... I'm only human.
And you're right... it is Tuesday.:P
Mecha Cow
05-19-2009, 06:04 PM
his sibling just got his legs axed
No, the guy axed his own legs. I think he might be insane.
Right, as if anybody would have the balls and the intelligence of a Uwe Boll movie reel to photograph this crap.
Then again, it would probably be a hit on YouTube...
I didn't say I wanted to see it. I just wanted to know in case I had to censor it or remove it or something.
Lil G
05-19-2009, 06:08 PM
No, the guy axed his own legs. I think he might be insane.
You think?
No, the guy axed his own legs. I think he might be insane.
Oh, my anger-driven mistake. Apologies.
I didn't say I wanted to see it. I just wanted to know in case I had to censor it or remove it or something.
Yeah, I understand. Just another anger-driven reply. I never met this guy and I already hate his guts.
Lil G
05-19-2009, 06:13 PM
Right, as if anybody would have the balls and the intelligence of a Uwe Boll movie reel to photograph this crap.
Then again, it would probably be a hit on YouTube...
Reading this i think back to 2 Girls 1 Cup.... :sick:
Except this is called '1 Father, 1 Son, No Eyeball.'
Hannah
05-19-2009, 06:47 PM
I could just rant about it, but it means nothing. The kid lost a f*cking eye and his sibling just got his legs axed.
And everybody bitches about Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony, which was a dumb thing to do, of course. But at least he wasn't trying to drop the baby. Not comparable at all.
You couldn't think of a more recent incident? That happened like 7 years ago.
Archon_Turtle
05-19-2009, 06:50 PM
And here I was wondering if there were pictures, seeing as how the title of the thread was implying something gruesome within its contents.
But yeah...people be crazy. It happens.
oh, no pictures, I just titled it that since some people arent fans of even reading stuff like this. I didnt want flame PMs :-P
You couldn't think of a more recent incident? That happened like 7 years ago.
Where'd you come from?:P
Cipher
05-19-2009, 08:44 PM
So, when was the last time you read about someone biting the eyes out of a chimp, or someone (who's not Ozzy friggin' Osbourne) bite the head off a bat?I meant many species of animals think nothing of killing each other. Chimpanzees brutalize and kill each other all the time over nothing. Plenty of bugs eat their own young. Dolphins kill baby manitees just because they feel like it.
But as humans, when someone pulls this sh*t we're all like, "Woah, slow down the crazy train," and they get arrested. We might make a few insensitive jokes too, because hey, our brains are developed enough to comprehend it.
All this is to say that I'm simply sick of the vast hyperbole that is "I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race," that constitutes ever single response to every shocking article ever.
Sorry, Ciph, but, I can't feel sympathy for every creature in existence... I'm only human.I'm a vegetarian because I disagree with the treatment of animals on large farms. So I'll see your moral high ground and raise you one.
All this is to say that I'm simply sick of the vast hyperbole that is "I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race," that constitutes ever single response to every shocking article ever.
You and me both, homie.
You guys seem to forget that not every person on the planet is as f*cked in the skull as this guy is.
I meant many species of animals think nothing of killing each other. Chimpanzees brutalize and kill each other all the time over nothing. Plenty of bugs eat their own young. Dolphins kill baby manitees just because they feel like it.
But as humans, when someone pulls this sh*t we're all like, "Woah, slow down the crazy train," and they get arrested. We might make a few insensitive jokes too, because hey, our brains are developed enough to comprehend it.
Which is why at certain aspects of existence, we, as humans, gain the superiority advantage. It's just stupid stuff like this that messes it all up.
I'm a vegetarian because I disagree with the treatment of animals on large farms. So I'll see your moral high ground and raise you one.
Well, I fold, because I'm having tacos for dinner. There's no way I'm getting into that one.
Archon_Turtle
05-19-2009, 09:28 PM
Well, I fold, because I'm having tacos for dinner. There's no way I'm getting into that one.
mmmm murder tacos <3
ThirdMarioBro
05-19-2009, 10:05 PM
At that point you might as well go for symmetry and finish the job.
All I know, is that if I was the one to whom this horrific act had been done, I'd probably finish the job myself. Disgusting person. To ruin a child's life....damn.
And everybody bitches about Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony, which was a dumb thing to do, of course. But at least he wasn't trying to drop the baby. Not comparable at all.
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Thank you.
BubblyShell22
05-20-2009, 02:09 PM
Wow. This guy is truly messed up. I hope they lock him up forever.
Hannah
05-20-2009, 02:19 PM
Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.
Ninjinister
05-20-2009, 02:28 PM
Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.
Pssh. It's easy. It just tastes gross as Hell.
Lil G
05-20-2009, 02:28 PM
Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.
I spent like an hour trying to imagine that earlier.
Leo656
05-20-2009, 02:33 PM
Well if you kinda dig your thumb in deep and kinda scoop a little, you can get a bit better angle on it, but I'm not sure if that's cheating or not...
Lil G
05-20-2009, 03:05 PM
Well if you kinda dig your thumb in deep and kinda scoop a little, you can get a bit better angle on it, but I'm not sure if that's cheating or not...
I'm pretty sure that's considered cheating. Try it without anything BUT your teeth.;)
Ninjinister
05-20-2009, 03:27 PM
Yeah, because there is such a thing as cheating when it comes to brutally injuring a child.
Lil G
05-20-2009, 03:44 PM
Yeah, because there is such a thing as cheating when it comes to brutally injuring a child.
Oh, god. Now you just made us look like pricks. Nice avatar by the way.
Oh, god. Now you just made us look like pricks.
No, this thread did. And it succeeded in eyeball-devouring fashion.
Sewer Bull
05-20-2009, 05:09 PM
Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.
And apparently he is even disabled:
The man, 34-year-old Angel Vidal Mendoza, attacked the boy and then rolled his wheelchair outside and began to hack at his own legs with an ax
I just imagined the guy chasing his kid around the house on that wheelchair, only to bite the boy's eyes out, all that out of the sheer envy that the kid isn't as crippled as he is.
ThirdMarioBro
05-20-2009, 05:27 PM
I think I'm going to hurl.
Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.
Why the heck would I want to do that in the first place?
Lil G
05-20-2009, 06:48 PM
Why the heck would I want to do that in the first place?
Cuz you got possessed by demons?
Voltron
05-20-2009, 07:50 PM
MMMMm MMmm! I do love me some PCP!
Hannah
05-20-2009, 09:52 PM
Why the heck would I want to do that in the first place?
Why the hell not?
Archon_Turtle
05-20-2009, 09:58 PM
Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.
it wouldn't take very much suction to pop out and eye...then just sever the eye stalk with your teeth. It would be easy.
I'm just sayin'.
Voltron
05-20-2009, 10:28 PM
Upon a second viewing, I think I'd chew my own eye out just to meet Meredith Jameson. :goofygri:
I feel like I'm in a Jeepers Creepers movie.
Cipher
05-21-2009, 12:36 AM
Why the heck would I want to do that in the first place?Not even for a...
...Klondike bar?
There's not even peanut butter in them sh*tz.
Why the hell has this turned into an eyeball-eating contest?
...I tried to eat my own eyes after reading all of this. *insert creepily happy face here*
BubblyShell22
05-21-2009, 09:25 AM
This guy is definitely disturbed if he does something like this. No one is awesome if they hurt a child intentionally as he did.
Lil G
05-21-2009, 02:19 PM
This guy is definitely disturbed if he does something like this. No one is awesome if they hurt a child intentionally as he did.
No, it's not awesome that he hurt the child; it's the way he hurt the child.
BubblyShell22
05-22-2009, 08:22 AM
Wait, you think that the way he hurt the child was awesome? I certainly don't because now the kid's lost an eye. He'll have to compensate from seeing with both eyes to seeing with only one. That'll be hard for him. And if the other eye is messed up enough, he may be blind in both eyes, though I'm certainly not sure whether he will be. I hope not because it's not fun seeing with only one eye. Trust me, I know because I can only see out of one eye. This kid's going to have problems judging distance because of this.
Lil G
05-22-2009, 11:08 AM
I see where you're coming from, but how do you bite a f*****g eye out without your hands? That's freakin' crazy!
Cipher
05-23-2009, 01:10 AM
Arguments about the humor of child abuse are making this thread ass!
Get back to discussing the ludicrous physics of eye-biting like normal people!
Ninjinister
05-23-2009, 03:50 AM
I don't see how it's impossible. It's like biting the middle of a steak. It doesn't say anything like "he bit it completely without touching the eyelids or surrounding area", does it?
BubblyShell22
05-23-2009, 05:20 PM
No, it doesn't specify how he did it. But he did do it and needs to be locked up for such insanity. He obviously had some mental problems. I just hope the kid doesn't suffer psychological damage as well as the physical damage he has received thus far.
Sewer Bull
05-24-2009, 01:28 AM
I see where you're coming from, but how do you bite a f*****g eye out without your hands? That's freakin' crazy!
Oh my, he started to cuss.
They grow so fast these days.
Hannah
05-24-2009, 01:42 AM
Wait, you think that the way he hurt the child was awesome? I certainly don't because now the kid's lost an eye. He'll have to compensate from seeing with both eyes to seeing with only one. That'll be hard for him. And if the other eye is messed up enough, he may be blind in both eyes, though I'm certainly not sure whether he will be. I hope not because it's not fun seeing with only one eye. Trust me, I know because I can only see out of one eye. This kid's going to have problems judging distance because of this.
I feel like I read somewhere that his other eye was damaged.
I can only see out of one eye, but I've never had problems with that.
BubblyShell22
05-27-2009, 02:57 PM
Really? I do all the time. I guess everyone's different with how they compensate or whatever. It's always been a problem for me. I can't go down stairs without railings on them by myself. I always have to have help. I can usually make it on sidewalks, but sometimes I have trouble if the curb is really high.
Buslady
05-28-2009, 10:42 AM
hopefully the boy's young age is on his side that he'll regain some sight back. But who knows.
this dude needs to be hung by his balls and left out in the hot sun to dry up
Cipher
05-28-2009, 07:23 PM
this dude needs to be hung by his balls and left out in the hot sun to dry upIt's "An eye for an eye."
Not, "An eye for OMG F*CKING TERRIFYING TORTURE."
Hannah
05-28-2009, 07:31 PM
hung by his balls and left out in the hot sun to dry up
Hahaha, what the f*ck?
Cipher
05-28-2009, 07:33 PM
Hahaha, what the f*ck?Oh yeah. People dry out now. You know, like sponges. It's Bio 101.
BubblyShell22
05-30-2009, 05:31 PM
Frankly, I think he needs to be locked away where he can't hurt anyone else. Clearly he had mental issues when he did this.
Spike Spiegel
06-04-2009, 11:24 AM
Frankly, I think he needs to be locked away where he can't hurt anyone else. Clearly he had mental issues when he did this.
He should never see the outside world ever again...that's the most despicable thing I've heard in a while.
Type 97 Chi-ha
06-04-2009, 12:14 PM
Unfortunately, does "life imprisonment" really mean that? Any of you ever heard of William Heirens, the 1946 murderer who has been fighting for parole for decades? The relatives of his victims have had to fight all their lives to make sure he stays in. :x
BubblyShell22
06-04-2009, 12:48 PM
Sometimes, I wonder about that.
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