Not for the Squimish. You've been warned.

Archon_Turtle · 05-19-2009, 05:22 PM

ok, this doesn't get much weirder. A California man has been accused of BITING out one of his 4-year old sons eyes and F-ing up the other while supposidly on PCP.

http://www.examiner.com/x-2370-Denve...small-sons-eye

Man...I just...****.

*Mecha Cow* · 05-19-2009, 05:25 PM

God f*cking damn it.

*Cipher* · 05-19-2009, 05:36 PM

At that point you might as well go for symmetry and finish the job.

*XERO* · 05-19-2009, 05:43 PM

Well... that got me all nice and pissed off.

I could just rant about it, but it means nothing. The kid lost a f*cking eye and his sibling just got his legs axed.

And everybody bitches about Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony, which was a dumb thing to do, of course. But at least he wasn't trying to drop the baby. Not comparable at all.

I never been more ashamed to be a human before in my entire life. F*ck this guy; he deserves whatever they give him.

[/pissedoffphase]

*Cure* · 05-19-2009, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I never been more ashamed to be a human before in my entire life.

That should be the tagline of this section, considering how much it, and its variations, is thrown around.

愛 · 05-19-2009, 05:54 PM

And here I was wondering if there were pictures, seeing as how the title of the thread was implying something gruesome within its contents.

But yeah...people be crazy. It happens.

*Cipher* · 05-19-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I never been more ashamed to be a human before in my entire life.

Why?

When this sort of thing happens with humans, it's horrifying and punishable. When this sort of thing happens among mantises, chimpanzees, or countless other species, it's just Tuesday.

*XERO* · 05-19-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ai

And here I was wondering if there were pictures, seeing as how the title of the thread was implying something gruesome within its contents.

Right, as if anybody would have the balls and the intelligence of a Uwe Boll movie reel to photograph this crap.

Then again, it would probably be a hit on YouTube...

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Originally Posted by Cipher

Why?

When this sort of thing happens with humans, it's horrifying and punishable. When this sort of thing happens among mantises, chimpanzees, or countless other species, it's just Tuesday.

So, when was the last time you read about someone biting the eyes out of a chimp, or someone (who's not Ozzy friggin' Osbourne) bite the head off a bat? Sorry, Ciph, but, I can't feel sympathy for every creature in existence... I'm only human.

And you're right... it is Tuesday.

*Mecha Cow* · 05-19-2009, 06:04 PM

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his sibling just got his legs axed

No, the guy axed his own legs. I think he might be insane.

愛 · 05-19-2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Right, as if anybody would have the balls and the intelligence of a Uwe Boll movie reel to photograph this crap.

Then again, it would probably be a hit on YouTube...

I didn't say I wanted to see it. I just wanted to know in case I had to censor it or remove it or something.

Lil G · 05-19-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

No, the guy axed his own legs. I think he might be insane.

You think?

*XERO* · 05-19-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

No, the guy axed his own legs. I think he might be insane.

Oh, my anger-driven mistake. Apologies.

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Originally Posted by Ai

I didn't say I wanted to see it. I just wanted to know in case I had to censor it or remove it or something.

Yeah, I understand. Just another anger-driven reply. I never met this guy and I already hate his guts.

Lil G · 05-19-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Right, as if anybody would have the balls and the intelligence of a Uwe Boll movie reel to photograph this crap.

Then again, it would probably be a hit on YouTube...

Reading this i think back to 2 Girls 1 Cup....

*XERO* · 05-19-2009, 06:16 PM

Except this is called '1 Father, 1 Son, No Eyeball.'

*Hannah* · 05-19-2009, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I could just rant about it, but it means nothing. The kid lost a f*cking eye and his sibling just got his legs axed.

And everybody bitches about Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony, which was a dumb thing to do, of course. But at least he wasn't trying to drop the baby. Not comparable at all.

You couldn't think of a more recent incident? That happened like 7 years ago.

Archon_Turtle · 05-19-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ai

And here I was wondering if there were pictures, seeing as how the title of the thread was implying something gruesome within its contents.

But yeah...people be crazy. It happens.

oh, no pictures, I just titled it that since some people arent fans of even reading stuff like this. I didnt want flame PMs

*XERO* · 05-19-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

You couldn't think of a more recent incident? That happened like 7 years ago.

Where'd you come from?

*Cipher* · 05-19-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

So, when was the last time you read about someone biting the eyes out of a chimp, or someone (who's not Ozzy friggin' Osbourne) bite the head off a bat?

I meant many species of animals think nothing of killing each other. Chimpanzees brutalize and kill each other all the time over nothing. Plenty of bugs eat their own young. Dolphins kill baby manitees just because they feel like it.

But as humans, when someone pulls this sh*t we're all like, "Woah, slow down the crazy train," and they get arrested. We might make a few insensitive jokes too, because hey, our brains are developed enough to comprehend it.

All this is to say that I'm simply sick of the vast hyperbole that is "I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race," that constitutes ever single response to every shocking article ever.

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Sorry, Ciph, but, I can't feel sympathy for every creature in existence... I'm only human.

I'm a vegetarian because I disagree with the treatment of animals on large farms. So I'll see your moral high ground and raise you one.

*Cure* · 05-19-2009, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cipher

All this is to say that I'm simply sick of the vast hyperbole that is "I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race," that constitutes ever single response to every shocking article ever.

You and me both, homie.

*XERO* · 05-19-2009, 09:10 PM

You guys seem to forget that not every person on the planet is as f*cked in the skull as this guy is.

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Originally Posted by Cipher

I meant many species of animals think nothing of killing each other. Chimpanzees brutalize and kill each other all the time over nothing. Plenty of bugs eat their own young. Dolphins kill baby manitees just because they feel like it.

But as humans, when someone pulls this sh*t we're all like, "Woah, slow down the crazy train," and they get arrested. We might make a few insensitive jokes too, because hey, our brains are developed enough to comprehend it.

Which is why at certain aspects of existence, we, as humans, gain the superiority advantage. It's just stupid stuff like this that messes it all up.

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I'm a vegetarian because I disagree with the treatment of animals on large farms. So I'll see your moral high ground and raise you one.

Well, I fold, because I'm having tacos for dinner. There's no way I'm getting into that one.

05-19-2009, 05:22 PM	#1
Archon_Turtle I'm SUPER into myself Join Date: May 2004 Location: California Posts: 4,667	Not for the Squimish. You've been warned. ok, this doesn't get much weirder. A California man has been accused of BITING out one of his 4-year old sons eyes and F-ing up the other while supposidly on PCP. http://www.examiner.com/x-2370-Denve...small-sons-eye Man...I just...****.

05-19-2009, 05:25 PM	#2
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	God f*cking damn it. __________________

05-19-2009, 05:43 PM	#4
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Well... that got me all nice and pissed off. I could just rant about it, but it means nothing. The kid lost a fcking eye and his sibling just got his legs axed. And everybody bitches about Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony, which was a dumb thing to do, of course. But at least he wasn't trying to drop the baby. Not comparable at all. I never been more ashamed to be a human before in my entire life. Fck this guy; he deserves whatever they give him. [/pissedoffphase] __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

05-19-2009, 06:16 PM	#14
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Except this is called '1 Father, 1 Son, No Eyeball.' __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

05-19-2009, 05:36 PM	#3
Cipher Foot Elite Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3,454	At that point you might as well go for symmetry and finish the job.

05-19-2009, 05:54 PM	#6
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	And here I was wondering if there were pictures, seeing as how the title of the thread was implying something gruesome within its contents. But yeah...people be crazy. It happens.