Got Life?

[Voltron]

I've been yelled at numerous times for my beliefs in this forum. Everytime I say something is "ass crap" or "stupid" then I get a barage of responses of all sorts of people degrading me. I posted one in "Ed Edd and Eddy Fans" where I said that show and numerous other things in this world should be burned to hell.

By now I realize I'm not getting anywhere by shouting this and should stop talking all together. "Then why keep talking asshole?", is your question I know (I read minds).

THE FOLLOWING IS IMPORTANT:

I say things like that because I know someone out there is willing to fight to defend the honor of such ****** ass products as

Ed Edd and Eddy
Spongebob Squarepants
Babylon 5
Star Trek Voyager
Star Trek Deep Space 9
Star Trek Enterprise
Star Wars the Expanded Universe
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
Robo Cop
Superman
Aquaman
Boy Bands
Sluts like Brittany Speares
North Korea
Hello Kitty
East German Swim Teams
Frappucino
Bill Gates
Communism
Stupid people
Stupid Anime
Stupidity in General
Things that don't concern you
The List goes on...

The point is, if I put a thread up here about "Who would win in a war: Care Bears or Gummy Bears?" I would bet money that it would get out of hand and be locked down. I swear, people in here are so serious. No one cares what anybody thinks.

I'm a monster asshole. I know. Make fun of me. But do so and be warned that you are proving my point that nobody cares what people on a Ninja Turtle forum think. We have a damn topic on religion! RELIGION! What Religion are the turtles huh? I bet they are Neo-Catholics.

I'll also bet money that my name is mentioned on someone's blogging site. In fact, I hope it does. Because everybody knows that all intellectuals have blogging sites and the whole world absorbs their genius!

Why do I post horrible or half assed things in this forum? Because I'm ever so entertained by everyone coming up to me and saying "Hey, you so stupid" or "No, Leonardo shouldn't stab things" or "Raph shouldn't hurt girl scouts" or "Guitars shouldn't be wailing constantly" or "Iraq hasn't done anything wrong" or "I'm a total idiot now listen why I don't think I am."

SO NEXT TIME I SAY SOMETHING AND YOU FEEL THE URGE TO GIVE ME HELL BECAUSE YOU IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM FEEL THE NEED TO SPREAD YOUR INFECTIOUS STUPIDITY TO OTHER PEOPLE, STOP, THINK, AND REMEMBER NO ONE CARES.


Oh, and I do realize that I give no legitimate reason for anything and everything because my only legitimate reason is that whom so ever gives me a response telling me I'm an idiot is the legitimate reason. And that using the title "Got Life" also applies to me. And that no one cares what I think either. Just thought I'd save everyone the trouble.

So until I see everyone again! Toodles!

[tekcop]

:o

Wow... what a long, meaningless post.

Anyways, the Carebears would win. Gummi Bears are edible. Edible things can't win.

By the way, "Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?" Is that the comic by Mark Shultz or am I way off base here?

[Voltron]

I'm talking about the cartoons of both things here. Cadillacs and Dinosaurs was a terrible cartoon. Gummy Bears was a cartoon as well.

Yes this was a meaningless, inane rant. That was the point of it. And you proved it. Thanks a bunch!

[tekcop]

Yes this was a meaningless, inane rant. That was the point of it. And you proved it. Thanks a bunch!
Your welcome.




I think.

[Eye of Sarnath]

I least you put Star Wars Expanded Universe and not Star Wars Movies. :ohwell: So I can forgive you for whatever you've done... whatever that is.

[Voltron]

I'm not hate-filled or spiteful....wait let me rephrase that.

I'm hateful and spiteful, and I just think people need to learn how to take a joke. I came in here, the first thing I said was "Guitars and leo should stab stuff", and half the forum went ape ****. It gets a little frustrating trying to explain to people that it's a joke.

[Eye of Sarnath]

On the internet, no one can tell whether you're joking or not.

[Tokka-B]

Well, what I have learned from being a member at various forums is that online people can never tell if you are joking or not, emoticons dont do ****. So I say just say what it is, and see who takes it as a joke....Heck, I could be joking right now and no one would know, except I'm not.

[CookSux]

Funny how some people think that their opinion really matters... BTW funny how you mention the dumbest things to hate... who actually likes that stuff anyways? Spongebob Squarepants, and EEE are pretty funny shows, but who honestly thinks that they are the be all end all? But to prove that you yourself are as much a dork as everyone else here, I'm willing to bet that everything you like are as every bit asnine and stupid the list you mentioned above. You give yourself too much credit thinking that people actually get flustered by your inane rants. And yes... I replied to your "experiment" only because I like to burst people's bubbles.

[Tokka-B]

Actually, everyone's opinion matters, without them this world would be unbalanced.

[Voltron]

Funny how some people think that their opinion really matters... BTW funny how you mention the dumbest things to hate... who actually likes that stuff anyways? Spongebob Squarepants, and EEE are pretty funny shows, but who honestly thinks that they are the be all end all? But to prove that you yourself are as much a dork as everyone else here, I'm willing to bet that everything you like are as every bit asnine and stupid the list you mentioned above. You give yourself too much credit thinking that people actually get flustered by your inane rants. And yes... I replied to your "experiment" only because I like to burst people's bubbles.

See what I mean? Always someone willing to fight me about something. Ironically, everything I like kicks ass.

And it's "asinine", buddy. I don't mind typos and spelling errors, but if you're going to call someone stupid, try not to spell it wrong. Glad I could help!

[Eye of Sarnath]

Well? Was that a joke or not?

Ironically, everything I like kicks ass.

Could that possibly be more biased?

See what I mean? Always someone willing to fight me about something.

Do you have an inferiority complex or something?

[kyabetsu]

i think that the Gummi Bears and the Care Bears would be on the same side in a war: kind of an "Unholy Alliance" kinda thing. Hyper-Powered or Tummy-Blasting Animated Little Multi-Colored Bears of Love Underground Movement.... or HOTALMBOLUM.

beware Che GueBEARa and the forces of HOTALMBOLUM.
http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/laser.gif

[Tokka-B]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Anyway, Gummi Bears would slaughter them, care bears are too nice to fight.

[Nickokapo]

I'd say the care bears would kick the gummi bears' ass...mainly because they have rainbows and fireballs and i cant stand the gummi bears.
And i agree, the internet is not always the best way to transmit jokes, it happend to me a lot of times that people freaked out over a lot of stuff when i was just kidding.

[Voltron]

wow

[TMNT571]

Voltron i understand kinda were you are coming from there are alot of people who are very anal.

Like people who get mad cause you have the same sig as them from a Awesome movie but they say you are copying them but they aren't coping the movie.

And people call ur joke racist when it is about a bus driver and lock up the thread but then let another Joke thread stay open.

Those are just a few of the incedents i have encoutered that were very anal.

[Tokka-B]

Let the flame wars begin!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Nickokapo]

Heh :P that's just stupid...it's like saying you guys copied the "ninja kick the damn rabbit" quote from undermanhattan because they put em up first than you did...but then the UM guys would be copying it from the movie then? :roll:
WELL I COPEWRITED TEH ROLL EYEH FAEC EMOTOCON, IT SIE MINE SO DONT US TI!1 :P

[CookSux]

See what I mean? Always someone willing to fight me about something. Ironically, everything I like kicks ass.

And it's "asinine", buddy. I don't mind typos and spelling errors, but if you're going to call someone stupid, try not to spell it wrong. Glad I could help!

First of all, I never called you stupid. I called your opinions stupid. If we're going to bring in typos and spelling errors in, then I won't point out that you incorrectly spelled Britney Spears or barrage in your original post. I don't claim to be Merriam Webster, so don't pull out the spelling error card... unless you really want to look like the anal prick you are. And no, spooning does not kick ass.

[Nickokapo]

I just wanted to post again to say my intentional bad spelling was to point out the stupidity of my post and/or the whole concept of saying "this sig/quote is mine", not to offend any of you, in fact i didnt noticed your spelling 'till it was brought up.
Also i shall supply bombs and spoons to the carebears given the chance of a war against the gummy bears.

[Donatello02]

Hey Voltron, it seems you cared enough to make this post. Dumbass.

[Voltron]

Boy Cooksux! After all those things we did together you call me an anal prick! And Donatello! Why would you say such a thing to your old pal Voltron?

[CookSux]

Boy Cooksux! After all those things we did together you call me an anal prick! And Donatello! Why would you say such a thing to your old pal Voltron?

Haha, I never said that I wasn't anal.

[Duke]

Care bears Vs Gummy Bears this could be the battle of all battles. I mean the Care bears would have a huge advantage in numbers. But given enough of granny's gummy berry juice the Gummies could quickly make up the ground. On these facts alone i might take the gummies but there is always a chance that the care bears would call on the care friends. And the monkey and lion are very dangerous in a fight. But how quickly could they arrive at the battle. Would they arrive in time to help raise an effective offensive against the gummies or be to late. This is a battle that i will need to ponder on much longer. First i think i will hand carve every care bear out of birch wood and every gummy out of oak. I could just use gummy bears to represent the gummy bears but i'm afraid i'd eat them. So birch for the Care Bears and Oak for the Gummy Bears. Then i create the battle. But since this is your thread voltron could u please elaborate on the battle field. Because as we all know the Care bears would be undefeatable in the Clouds but the same could be said for the Gummy Bears in the Forest.

[Voltron]

Well I figured the they'd be fighting on the surface of the Death Star, and the Care Bears would man the turrets and fire abdomen lasers at the Gummies, but the Gummies Gummy Berry Juice would give them quite an edge, plus the Gummy grandfather is a magician, which might also come in handy. However, there is the whole legions of Care Cousins.........Let the battle begin.....

[Duke]

The Death Star would seem to even the playing field. I like the idea of no "home court" advantage. And i was right in assuming that the care cousins would get involved in the battle. Still more pondering until i can discide a winner.

[Voltron]

I feel that the Gummies are fighting an uphill battle. Despite the enhanced agility and speed, the care bears sheer numbers would overwhelm the opposition....Gummies need something more........They'll be Ninjas.....no to strong........Samurai.......no to cool......

MECHS! They'll have giant chicken walker mechs! With photon torpedoes and duel laser batteries.......wait! WAIT

Varitechs! From Robotech! yeah....

[That Matt Guy]

Has anyone ever stuck a gummi bear into a bottle of war? It will turn huge if you leave it in for a few days.

[Nickokapo]

Huge as voltron the defender of the universe huge?Or huge as a huge dog huge?
I once had a dinosaur toy thingie, you left it in a glass of water and after some time it became big...it amazed me for about 6 minutes, then i figured i couldnt play with it because there was some gooey crap all over it and went to do something else.
And ozzy went to stage and did a great show that night.

[Duke]

I once had a dinosaur toy thingie, you left it in a glass of water and after some time it became big...it amazed me for about 6 minutes, then i figured i couldnt play with it because there was some gooey crap all over it and went to do something else.
I had some of those dinosaur sponge things too

[Nickokapo]

:D yeah, if i remember right i won mine at one of those surprise machines...yknow, you put a 50 cents coin in the machine, turn the metal thing and a ball would come out...but you never knew what would come out...
Damn that machine sure knew how to piss me off :P but it was pretty neat :D
I bet the carebears didnt have one of those :)

[Duke]

:D yeah, if i remember right i won mine at one of those surprise machines...yknow, you put a 50 cents coin in the machine, turn the metal thing and a ball would come out...but you never knew what would come out...
Damn that machine sure knew how to piss me off :P but it was pretty neat :D
I bet the carebears didnt have one of those :)
Now that you mention it i got mine out of a machine too. ANd the care bears probably didn't have one but the gummy bears might have had one.

[Kameko]

I'm not even gonna get in to most of this topic, but I gotta know -- what the heck do you have against the last three StarTrek series? I mean, yeah, DS9 wasn't all that great, I guess, but Voyager was awesome, and Enterprise is cool, seeing as we get to see 'how things were' before the original series. I'm just curious.

[kyabetsu]

the care bears may not have had vending machines.... but they had a "caring Meter" that told them when the people down on earth stopped giving a flying fig about one another.

the thing we don't hear too much about was the maintainence man that came all the way out to the clouds once and month and READ the dang thing. "The caring Meter reader..." kinda like the maytag man, but lonelier.


and the gummi bears were all drug addicts. "gummi berry juice" my butt, the only thing ~*I*~ know that makes your bottom bounce like that is crystal meth. but i hear that turns your pee funny colors... so maybe it's not worth it...

[Duke]

I'm not even gonna get in to most of this topic, but I gotta know -- what the heck do you have against the last three StarTrek series? I mean, yeah, DS9 wasn't all that great, I guess, but Voyager was awesome, and Enterprise is cool, seeing as we get to see 'how things were' before the original series. I'm just curious.
I can't speak for Voltron but i also hated them. But then again i thing all star trek stuff sucks.

[Zenrick]

yeah star trek is definitely for those lacking lives......star wars is sweet as crap, but star trek has the worst following of loser 'tards....I'm not calling anyone here a 'tard or anything, but how seriously the show is taken by its fans makes it the worst show of all time.....next to the Next Mutation that is >;o)

[Kameko]

I'm not obsessed or anything, and I'm not the type to go to conventions or anything, but I do enjoy watching StarTrek, and I have for many years.

[Zenrick]

I'm not obsessed or anything, and I'm not the type to go to conventions or anything, but I do enjoy watching StarTrek, and I have for many years.

thats fine......you have a brain.....but if you argue that the next mutation didnt suck I would feel like shooting you ;) kiddin....hehe

[Kameko]

of course the next mutation sucked. I admit I liked the basic design of the turtle costumes. the other costumes sucked, and so did the puppetry. You have to admit though that there were some pretty good one-liners, though.

[heretic888]

you know, im not quite sure what the POINT of this thread is.....

[cqb101]

you know, im not quite sure what the POINT of this thread is.....


It's just voltron trying to prove how stupid he is again.... :roll:

[HorseTechie]

heh.. at least Voltron doesn't think Transformers suck... so my life is good.

*wanders off again*


BTW... the TMNT have to be Buddhist at the least. :P

[Voltron]

you know, im not quite sure what the POINT of this thread is.....


It's just voltron trying to prove how stupid he is again.... :roll:

And I think I proved my point damn well......

Transformers forever.....
Seriously, next mutation was an abomination. And Transformers Armada is horrible. I once thought "No one could ever make Transformers suck....it's impossible......." I saw Armada and cried, and had to negate the effects of that crapapalooza with some old school Transformers.....ahhhhhhh Giant robots are the cure for anything....

[cqb101]

I like transformers too! Especially Beast Wars.......That was the best trnasformers series......

[Reznorite420]

I say things like that because I know someone out there is willing to fight to defend the honor of such ****** ass products as Star Trek Voyager
Robo Cop*AHEM*

I happen to like both of those.

From that beginning post alone, I have made the following conclusion: you are one of those kinds that hates "geeky" items like the ones you mentioned. I think it's also safe for me to say that because you are this way, your IQ probably is rivaled only by rotten mayonnaise (sp). These are the kind that use the excuse of those kind of "geeks" are the one who'll never get laid. I laugh my butt off when I hear that; it's such a lousy comeback and not an excuse for their inferior mental capacity.

One other thing: since you ARE a member of a TMNT message board (TMNT also happens to be another "geek" thing), I find it rather humorous that you're putting down all this other stuff. I think it's a pretty safe bet that if a person likes TMNT he or she likes at least one other item of the kind that you mentioned.

Now go to bed :P

[Nickokapo]

You called me a geek!
*slaps rez420*
I challenge you to a duel!Oh wait...nvm...i like robocop >=o damn you all ;)

[Voltron]

I say things like that because I know someone out there is willing to fight to defend the honor of such ****** ass products as Star Trek Voyager
Robo Cop*AHEM*

I happen to like both of those.

From that beginning post alone, I have made the following conclusion: you are one of those kinds that hates "geeky" items like the ones you mentioned. I think it's also safe for me to say that because you are this way, your IQ probably is rivaled only by rotten mayonnaise (sp). These are the kind that use the excuse of those kind of "geeks" are the one who'll never get laid. I laugh my butt off when I hear that; it's such a lousy comeback and not an excuse for their inferior mental capacity.

One other thing: since you ARE a member of a TMNT message board (TMNT also happens to be another "geek" thing), I find it rather humorous that you're putting down all this other stuff. I think it's a pretty safe bet that if a person likes TMNT he or she likes at least one other item of the kind that you mentioned.

Now go to bed :P


Yes sir.....

[Duke]

After long consideration i'm going with the Gummy Bears. Even though they would be vastly outnumbered, i'm giving them the benifit of the doubt because i just like them more.

[Kameko]

After long consideration i'm going with the Gummy Bears. :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry, but after the rest of this conversation, that just sounds really funny.

[Duke]

After long consideration i'm going with the Gummy Bears. :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry, but after the rest of this conversation, that just sounds really funny.
Yeah it kinda does.

[Zenrick]

Queer Bears dont hold a candle, Gummy Bears would bounce here, there and possibly everywhere, which would include on the Queer Bears heads and then let out some putrid farts on their heads and then complete the bounce and go off to a loose strip club for some beers.......oh wait! that was me last night! D'OH!

[Duke]

lol at zenrick and his queer bears

[Nturtle]

You're all WAY off...

Some crazy anime gundamesqe robot would wipe out the care and gummy bears before they had the chance to sue it for copyright infringment!!! :evilgrin:

[Voltron]

But there were no mechs factored into this fight. If we had a Gundam go ass bonkers on bears, then yeah, they'd be screwed.