Got Life?

*Voltron* · 03-22-2003, 02:11 PM

I've been yelled at numerous times for my beliefs in this forum. Everytime I say something is "ass crap" or "stupid" then I get a barage of responses of all sorts of people degrading me. I posted one in "Ed Edd and Eddy Fans" where I said that show and numerous other things in this world should be burned to hell.

By now I realize I'm not getting anywhere by shouting this and should stop talking all together. "Then why keep talking asshole?", is your question I know (I read minds).

THE FOLLOWING IS IMPORTANT:

I say things like that because I know someone out there is willing to fight to defend the honor of such ****** ass products as

Ed Edd and Eddy
Spongebob Squarepants
Babylon 5
Star Trek Voyager
Star Trek Deep Space 9
Star Trek Enterprise
Star Wars the Expanded Universe
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
Robo Cop
Superman
Aquaman
Boy Bands
Sluts like Brittany Speares
North Korea
Hello Kitty
East German Swim Teams
Frappucino
Bill Gates
Communism
Stupid people
Stupid Anime
Stupidity in General
Things that don't concern you
The List goes on...

The point is, if I put a thread up here about "Who would win in a war: Care Bears or Gummy Bears?" I would bet money that it would get out of hand and be locked down. I swear, people in here are so serious. No one cares what anybody thinks.

I'm a monster asshole. I know. Make fun of me. But do so and be warned that you are proving my point that nobody cares what people on a Ninja Turtle forum think. We have a damn topic on religion! RELIGION! What Religion are the turtles huh? I bet they are Neo-Catholics.

I'll also bet money that my name is mentioned on someone's blogging site. In fact, I hope it does. Because everybody knows that all intellectuals have blogging sites and the whole world absorbs their genius!

Why do I post horrible or half assed things in this forum? Because I'm ever so entertained by everyone coming up to me and saying "Hey, you so stupid" or "No, Leonardo shouldn't stab things" or "Raph shouldn't hurt girl scouts" or "Guitars shouldn't be wailing constantly" or "Iraq hasn't done anything wrong" or "I'm a total idiot now listen why I don't think I am."

SO NEXT TIME I SAY SOMETHING AND YOU FEEL THE URGE TO GIVE ME HELL BECAUSE YOU IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM FEEL THE NEED TO SPREAD YOUR INFECTIOUS STUPIDITY TO OTHER PEOPLE, STOP, THINK, AND REMEMBER NO ONE CARES.

Oh, and I do realize that I give no legitimate reason for anything and everything because my only legitimate reason is that whom so ever gives me a response telling me I'm an idiot is the legitimate reason. And that using the title "Got Life" also applies to me. And that no one cares what I think either. Just thought I'd save everyone the trouble.

So until I see everyone again! Toodles!

tekcop · 03-22-2003, 02:21 PM

Wow... what a long, meaningless post.

Anyways, the Carebears would win. Gummi Bears are edible. Edible things can't win.

By the way, "Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?" Is that the comic by Mark Shultz or am I way off base here?

*Voltron* · 03-22-2003, 02:23 PM

I'm talking about the cartoons of both things here. Cadillacs and Dinosaurs was a terrible cartoon. Gummy Bears was a cartoon as well.

Yes this was a meaningless, inane rant. That was the point of it. And you proved it. Thanks a bunch!

tekcop · 03-22-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

Yes this was a meaningless, inane rant. That was the point of it. And you proved it. Thanks a bunch!

Your welcome.

I think.

*Eye of Sarnath* · 03-22-2003, 02:28 PM

I least you put Star Wars Expanded Universe and not Star Wars Movies.

So I can forgive you for whatever you've done... whatever that is.

*Voltron* · 03-22-2003, 02:30 PM

I'm not hate-filled or spiteful....wait let me rephrase that.

I'm hateful and spiteful, and I just think people need to learn how to take a joke. I came in here, the first thing I said was "Guitars and leo should stab stuff", and half the forum went ape ****. It gets a little frustrating trying to explain to people that it's a joke.

*Eye of Sarnath* · 03-22-2003, 02:43 PM

On the internet, no one can tell whether you're joking or not.

~~Tokka-B~~ · 03-22-2003, 02:48 PM

Well, what I have learned from being a member at various forums is that online people can never tell if you are joking or not, emoticons dont do ****. So I say just say what it is, and see who takes it as a joke....Heck, I could be joking right now and no one would know, except I'm not.

CookSux · 03-22-2003, 03:04 PM

Funny how some people think that their opinion really matters... BTW funny how you mention the dumbest things to hate... who actually likes that stuff anyways? Spongebob Squarepants, and EEE are pretty funny shows, but who honestly thinks that they are the be all end all? But to prove that you yourself are as much a dork as everyone else here, I'm willing to bet that everything you like are as every bit asnine and stupid the list you mentioned above. You give yourself too much credit thinking that people actually get flustered by your inane rants. And yes... I replied to your "experiment" only because I like to burst people's bubbles.

~~Tokka-B~~ · 03-22-2003, 04:27 PM

Actually, everyone's opinion matters, without them this world would be unbalanced.

*Voltron* · 03-22-2003, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CookSux

Funny how some people think that their opinion really matters... BTW funny how you mention the dumbest things to hate... who actually likes that stuff anyways? Spongebob Squarepants, and EEE are pretty funny shows, but who honestly thinks that they are the be all end all? But to prove that you yourself are as much a dork as everyone else here, I'm willing to bet that everything you like are as every bit asnine and stupid the list you mentioned above. You give yourself too much credit thinking that people actually get flustered by your inane rants. And yes... I replied to your "experiment" only because I like to burst people's bubbles.

See what I mean? Always someone willing to fight me about something. Ironically, everything I like kicks ass.

And it's "asinine", buddy. I don't mind typos and spelling errors, but if you're going to call someone stupid, try not to spell it wrong. Glad I could help!

*Eye of Sarnath* · 03-22-2003, 04:56 PM

Well? Was that a joke or not?

Quote:

Ironically, everything I like kicks ass.

Could that possibly be more biased?

Quote:

See what I mean? Always someone willing to fight me about something.

Do you have an inferiority complex or something?

*kyabetsu* · 03-22-2003, 05:09 PM

i think that the Gummi Bears and the Care Bears would be on the same side in a war: kind of an "Unholy Alliance" kinda thing. Hyper-Powered or Tummy-Blasting Animated Little Multi-Colored Bears of Love Underground Movement.... or HOTALMBOLUM.

beware Che GueBEARa and the forces of HOTALMBOLUM.

~~Tokka-B~~ · 03-22-2003, 05:11 PM

Anyway, Gummi Bears would slaughter them, care bears are too nice to fight.

*Nickokapo* · 03-22-2003, 05:14 PM

I'd say the care bears would kick the gummi bears' ass...mainly because they have rainbows and fireballs and i cant stand the gummi bears.
And i agree, the internet is not always the best way to transmit jokes, it happend to me a lot of times that people freaked out over a lot of stuff when i was just kidding.

*Voltron* · 03-22-2003, 05:29 PM

wow

TMNT571 · 03-22-2003, 05:48 PM

Voltron i understand kinda were you are coming from there are alot of people who are very anal.

Like people who get mad cause you have the same sig as them from a Awesome movie but they say you are copying them but they aren't coping the movie.

And people call ur joke racist when it is about a bus driver and lock up the thread but then let another Joke thread stay open.

Those are just a few of the incedents i have encoutered that were very anal.

~~Tokka-B~~ · 03-22-2003, 06:08 PM

Let the flame wars begin!!!

*Nickokapo* · 03-22-2003, 06:10 PM

Heh

that's just stupid...it's like saying you guys copied the "ninja kick the damn rabbit" quote from undermanhattan because they put em up first than you did...but then the UM guys would be copying it from the movie then?

WELL I COPEWRITED TEH ROLL EYEH FAEC EMOTOCON, IT SIE MINE SO DONT US TI!1

CookSux · 03-22-2003, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

See what I mean? Always someone willing to fight me about something. Ironically, everything I like kicks ass.

And it's "asinine", buddy. I don't mind typos and spelling errors, but if you're going to call someone stupid, try not to spell it wrong. Glad I could help!

First of all, I never called you stupid. I called your opinions stupid. If we're going to bring in typos and spelling errors in, then I won't point out that you incorrectly spelled Britney Spears or barrage in your original post. I don't claim to be Merriam Webster, so don't pull out the spelling error card... unless you really want to look like the anal prick you are. And no, spooning does not kick ass.

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03-22-2003, 02:11 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Got Life? I've been yelled at numerous times for my beliefs in this forum. Everytime I say something is "ass crap" or "stupid" then I get a barage of responses of all sorts of people degrading me. I posted one in "Ed Edd and Eddy Fans" where I said that show and numerous other things in this world should be burned to hell. By now I realize I'm not getting anywhere by shouting this and should stop talking all together. "Then why keep talking asshole?", is your question I know (I read minds). THE FOLLOWING IS IMPORTANT: I say things like that because I know someone out there is willing to fight to defend the honor of such ****** ass products as Ed Edd and Eddy Spongebob Squarepants Babylon 5 Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Deep Space 9 Star Trek Enterprise Star Wars the Expanded Universe Cadillacs and Dinosaurs Robo Cop Superman Aquaman Boy Bands Sluts like Brittany Speares North Korea Hello Kitty East German Swim Teams Frappucino Bill Gates Communism Stupid people Stupid Anime Stupidity in General Things that don't concern you The List goes on... The point is, if I put a thread up here about "Who would win in a war: Care Bears or Gummy Bears?" I would bet money that it would get out of hand and be locked down. I swear, people in here are so serious. No one cares what anybody thinks. I'm a monster asshole. I know. Make fun of me. But do so and be warned that you are proving my point that nobody cares what people on a Ninja Turtle forum think. We have a damn topic on religion! RELIGION! What Religion are the turtles huh? I bet they are Neo-Catholics. I'll also bet money that my name is mentioned on someone's blogging site. In fact, I hope it does. Because everybody knows that all intellectuals have blogging sites and the whole world absorbs their genius! Why do I post horrible or half assed things in this forum? Because I'm ever so entertained by everyone coming up to me and saying "Hey, you so stupid" or "No, Leonardo shouldn't stab things" or "Raph shouldn't hurt girl scouts" or "Guitars shouldn't be wailing constantly" or "Iraq hasn't done anything wrong" or "I'm a total idiot now listen why I don't think I am." SO NEXT TIME I SAY SOMETHING AND YOU FEEL THE URGE TO GIVE ME HELL BECAUSE YOU IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM FEEL THE NEED TO SPREAD YOUR INFECTIOUS STUPIDITY TO OTHER PEOPLE, STOP, THINK, AND REMEMBER NO ONE CARES. Oh, and I do realize that I give no legitimate reason for anything and everything because my only legitimate reason is that whom so ever gives me a response telling me I'm an idiot is the legitimate reason. And that using the title "Got Life" also applies to me. And that no one cares what I think either. Just thought I'd save everyone the trouble. So until I see everyone again! Toodles!

03-22-2003, 02:28 PM	#5
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	I least you put Star Wars Expanded Universe and not Star Wars Movies. So I can forgive you for whatever you've done... whatever that is. __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

03-22-2003, 02:43 PM	#7
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	On the internet, no one can tell whether you're joking or not. __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

03-22-2003, 03:04 PM	#9
CookSux Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sparta Posts: 928	Funny how some people think that their opinion really matters... BTW funny how you mention the dumbest things to hate... who actually likes that stuff anyways? Spongebob Squarepants, and EEE are pretty funny shows, but who honestly thinks that they are the be all end all? But to prove that you yourself are as much a dork as everyone else here, I'm willing to bet that everything you like are as every bit asnine and stupid the list you mentioned above. You give yourself too much credit thinking that people actually get flustered by your inane rants. And yes... I replied to your "experiment" only because I like to burst people's bubbles. __________________ http://http://cooksux.deviantart.com/ http://www.xanga.com/cooksux http://www.myspace.com/cooksux

03-22-2003, 02:21 PM	#2
tekcop Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 334	Wow... what a long, meaningless post. Anyways, the Carebears would win. Gummi Bears are edible. Edible things can't win. By the way, "Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?" Is that the comic by Mark Shultz or am I way off base here?

03-22-2003, 02:23 PM	#3
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	I'm talking about the cartoons of both things here. Cadillacs and Dinosaurs was a terrible cartoon. Gummy Bears was a cartoon as well. Yes this was a meaningless, inane rant. That was the point of it. And you proved it. Thanks a bunch!

03-22-2003, 02:30 PM	#6
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	I'm not hate-filled or spiteful....wait let me rephrase that. I'm hateful and spiteful, and I just think people need to learn how to take a joke. I came in here, the first thing I said was "Guitars and leo should stab stuff", and half the forum went ape ****. It gets a little frustrating trying to explain to people that it's a joke.

03-22-2003, 02:48 PM	#8
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	Well, what I have learned from being a member at various forums is that online people can never tell if you are joking or not, emoticons dont do ****. So I say just say what it is, and see who takes it as a joke....Heck, I could be joking right now and no one would know, except I'm not.

03-22-2003, 04:27 PM	#10
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	Actually, everyone's opinion matters, without them this world would be unbalanced.

03-22-2003, 05:09 PM	#13
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	i think that the Gummi Bears and the Care Bears would be on the same side in a war: kind of an "Unholy Alliance" kinda thing. Hyper-Powered or Tummy-Blasting Animated Little Multi-Colored Bears of Love Underground Movement.... or HOTALMBOLUM. beware Che GueBEARa and the forces of HOTALMBOLUM.

03-22-2003, 05:11 PM	#14
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	Anyway, Gummi Bears would slaughter them, care bears are too nice to fight.

03-22-2003, 05:14 PM	#15
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,802	I'd say the care bears would kick the gummi bears' ass...mainly because they have rainbows and fireballs and i cant stand the gummi bears. And i agree, the internet is not always the best way to transmit jokes, it happend to me a lot of times that people freaked out over a lot of stuff when i was just kidding. __________________

03-22-2003, 05:29 PM	#16
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	wow

03-22-2003, 05:48 PM	#17
TMNT571 Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New York Posts: 352	Voltron i understand kinda were you are coming from there are alot of people who are very anal. Like people who get mad cause you have the same sig as them from a Awesome movie but they say you are copying them but they aren't coping the movie. And people call ur joke racist when it is about a bus driver and lock up the thread but then let another Joke thread stay open. Those are just a few of the incedents i have encoutered that were very anal. __________________ http://www.ninjai.com/index.html

03-22-2003, 06:08 PM	#18
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	Let the flame wars begin!!!

03-22-2003, 06:10 PM	#19
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,802	Heh that's just stupid...it's like saying you guys copied the "ninja kick the damn rabbit" quote from undermanhattan because they put em up first than you did...but then the UM guys would be copying it from the movie then? WELL I COPEWRITED TEH ROLL EYEH FAEC EMOTOCON, IT SIE MINE SO DONT US TI!1 __________________