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You Like Jokes and Riddles ?
What Does Drink Genghis Frog Like Best ?
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Powder
04-26-2010, 08:35 PM
Giving us the punchline would be a good start.
Giving us the punchline would be a good start. :lol: Okay Powder because it's you I will for that First One
"A Croack a CoLA "
Though I prefer to make some Reflect happens it would be so easy ;) Try it next time G :twink: what is the name for that kind of jokes ? in France we call that "Devinette" , haaa yeah a Riddle !
:rolling: RIDDLE ME THIS RIDDLE ME THAT :rolling:
Here is the Next one *
WHO DOES KRANG LUV THE BEST ?
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Why not try this?
Why did the ninja turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station
Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. :3
euh..without lookin at the spoiler I try.. because Splinter to told them to never do that ??? (sounds not like a joke :lol:)
btw Heeey you , yeah YOU the lil' pussycat ! :D Arella that's not the way things are going on here :oops: you must answer the first one to post another one ! you're on my territory that's my rules lol :lol: jk let's go , but my ones will be RIDDLES ;)
ehhh because Splinter would Kill them for disrepcting the true way of ninja ??? (sounds not like a joke :lol:)
btw Heeey you , yeah YOU ! :D Arella that's not the way things are going on here :oops: you must answer the first one to post another one ! you're on my territory that's my rules lol :lol: jk let's go , but my ones will be RIDDLES ;)
Ok. I am sorry.
Who does Krang love the best?
Man my answer is lame...
Nobody! Cause he has no body! zing!
Hardy Har Har* Don't worry I'm jokin' Pussycat ;) just make me 69 Push up and quicker than that ! :lol:
About Krang your Answer is not lame Reassure Yourself cuz that's just The Right One
Krang Like Nobody ! :lol:
**(ha stole you that expression powder I don't know what it means but sounds like it's funny thing)
Your turn Arella :tcool:
Sweet! Umm... Gosh this is hard.
What type of cell phone does a ninja turtle use?
Venom
04-26-2010, 09:35 PM
Shell cell?
It was a shell phone, but lets give it to Venom so he can say the next one since he hasn't made one yet.
It was a shell phone, but lets give it to Venom so he can say the next one since he hasn't made one yet.
Of course ;) ! go for it Venom :rolling:
about the Shell phone it's kinda tough to think in english but this one gets to me quite evidently
( I had some Twinkies in my mouth and tryed to speak my thinks at loud voice) :lol:
looks like Venom have nothing to tell now, so I continue
WHY DON'T MOUSER TALKS ?
discordiatookie
04-27-2010, 06:50 PM
Ok. I am sorry.
Who does Krang love the best?
Man my answer is lame...
Nobody! Cause he has no body! zing!
Could also be changed to that old classic:
Why did Krang not go to the dance?
'cos he had noBODY to go with!
Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. :3
This might be one of the coolest things I have ever read. You rock.
Why did Krang not go to the dance?
'cos he had noBODY to go with!
This might be one of the coolest things I have ever read. You rock.
I didn't knews about your One Disordiatookie , I like it :lol:
& Yeah about the Chuck Norris joke, I haven't saw that one Arella ! that's a fact you rock pussycat ;)
so , WHY the Mousers Never Talk ?
* Tic toc ... Clock's Tickin'
Luzmagica
04-28-2010, 10:10 AM
Let me try....
Because they are too much polite and dont talk with food in their mouths???...
Let me try....
Because they are too much polite and dont talk with food in their mouths???...
You're Right Luzmagica ;)
Because it's impolite to talk with full mouth :twink:
see , that's easy ! :lol:
Your Turn Bud' !
Luzmagica
04-28-2010, 11:13 AM
:lol: You're Right Luzmagica ;)
Because it's impolite to talk with full mouth :twink:
Your Turn Bud' !
AM I RIGHT???? WoaWW!!:o:o what a surprise!!! I barely can understand the begining of this thread!!! :lol::lol::lol:...and Thanks for correction....!!Im learning a lot at this forums!!!!
Well ...A riddle:
Why Michelangelo love pet Klunk? :D
I barely can understand the begining of this thread!!! and Thanks for correction....!!Im learning a lot at this forums!!!!
I was not tryin to correcting you, I had translate "barely" so if you could tell me what would be more explicit for introducing this thread you're welcome , I still have a lot to learn in U.S language ;) on the other side I have no Idea about your one (riddle) I dont know what is the Last word (or name ? )
Luzmagica
04-28-2010, 11:48 AM
I was not tryin to correcting you dude. I had translate "barely" so if you could tell me what would be more explicit for introducing this thread you're welcome , I still have a lot to learn in U.S language ;) on the other side I have not Idea of your one (riddle) cause I dont know what is the Last word.
Dont worry!! I think its a much better expression as you tell me!!! (Because it's impolite to talk with full mouth ) And if I post something weird I like a lot be helped with idiom!!! and I know "riddle" word, but I dont understand exactly the title (Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That) until see a few post of others...Not a secret my english is a bit poor!!!...In spanish is something like "To play to the riddles"...
And KLUNK is:
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9...ndklunkbyx.jpg
Klunk!!! The cat of Michelangelo!!!
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9797/michelangeloandklunkbyx.jpg (http://img232.imageshack.us/i/michelangeloandklunkbyx.jpg/)
Luzmagica
04-28-2010, 11:57 AM
Im going to post here the cover ..Comic with Klunk:
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5002/comicd.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/comicd.jpg/)
Dont worry!! :) I think its a much better expression as you tell me!!! (Because it's impolite to talk with full mouth ) And if I post something weird I like a lot be helped with idiom!!! and I know "riddle" word, but I dont understand exactly the title (Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That) until see a few post of others...Not a secret my english is a bit poor!!!...In spanish is something like "To play to the riddles"...:twink::tgrin::lol:
And KLUNK is:
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9797/michelangeloandklunkbyx.jpg
Okay Nice picturres and Thanks for Sharing Dudette !
I didn't knew about Mikey has a kitty kat ! ( I also have one , yeah mikeyy you roxXx lol ! )
I will definaztly tryin to catch this 2K3 cartoon.
"Riddle Me This , Riddle Me That, I think it's a "souvenir" memory from the evil genius villain' " Da Riddler "
also you're english is actually better than mine !
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1comicbaddies-gal-riddler.jpg
Why Michelangelo love pet Klunk? :D
Because Klunk is a puuuuurrrfect love.
Mutated Turtle
04-28-2010, 05:23 PM
Where do the turtles go when they die?
To Shell.
Cowabunga Kiefer
04-28-2010, 05:27 PM
Where do the turtles go when they die?
To Shell.
.................that's terrible.
Hah, turtles don't have souls. That wouldn't happen! /smart alec
Where do the turtles go when they die?
To Shell. :lol: good as easy :tlol:
Mutated Turtle
04-28-2010, 05:41 PM
What is a clone of Shredder?
A paper shredder
What do you get when you mix the Shredder and roller-blades?
What do you get when you mix the Shredder and roller-blades?
Hmm a pair of Shrodderblades ? :roll:
I must be wrong :lol:
Luzmagica
04-29-2010, 12:02 PM
Because Klunk is a puuuuurrrfect love.
WOW that was nice!!!!
Where do the turtles go when they die?
Turtle-heaven of course!!!
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9236/turtleheaven.jpg (http://img594.imageshack.us/i/turtleheaven.jpg/)
Venom
04-29-2010, 10:11 PM
I forgot about this thread. :oops:
Um...lemme try to think of something...
Why does Shredder like frosted flakes?
Hehe, yeah it sucks but humor me. :P
Because they aren't just great they are SHREDTASTIC....
Mutated Turtle
04-30-2010, 12:16 AM
I forgot about this thread. :oops:
Um...lemme try to think of something...
Why does Shredder like frosted flakes?
Hehe, yeah it sucks but humor me. :P
THEY'reEEEEEEEEEE SHREDDEDDDDDDDD!!!
Powder
04-30-2010, 03:22 AM
If the turtles started a mob, who would lead it?
The DON of course!
If the purple turtle we all know & love became that very mob boss, what would they call him?
Don Tatello!
If the turtles started a mob, who would lead it?
The DON of course!
If the purple turtle we all know & love became that very mob boss, what would they call him?
Don Tatello! :lol: sisi anyway, Don's da best 4ever :twink:
Why Do the Foot Soldiers want to swipe the Turtle's plunger Gun ?
to unclog the flushomatic
Venom
04-30-2010, 09:09 PM
I forgot about this thread. :oops:
Um...lemme try to think of something...
Why does Shredder like frosted flakes?
Hehe, yeah it sucks but humor me. :P
Because they aren't just great they are SHREDTASTIC....
THEY'reEEEEEEEEEE SHREDDEDDDDDDDD!!!
Actually, because THEY'RE GRATE!!! :trazz:
Actually, because THEY'RE GRATE!!! :trazz:
Best joke EVER! <3
Venom
04-30-2010, 10:05 PM
Hehehe, thanks. :D
Spacebabie
04-30-2010, 10:16 PM
I have one.
Why did Casey get kicked out of the Shakespeare production?
Venom
05-01-2010, 10:51 PM
For causing a ruckus?
Spacebabie
05-02-2010, 01:59 PM
Nope
He kept hitting Puck
Venom
05-02-2010, 09:28 PM
He had to! No one could get the Puck out!
Why Did The Courageous Genghis Frog jump off the Thirty-Story building ?
To Show The Turtles he had the Guts
Master Splinter
05-10-2010, 05:18 PM
What do turtles use to communicate?
a shell phone...
bahahhahahahaha!
-ms
What's the Slogan for The Turtle's War on Crime ?
Say No To Thugs
funatic
05-25-2010, 06:38 AM
Why was the abbey afraid of Michelangelo?
because he is skilled with the nun-chucks :tlol:
What does Shredder Cry when he gets Hurt ?
Jephael
06-17-2010, 03:36 PM
What does Shredder Cry when he gets Hurt?
something the censors wouldn't allow.
Leogeddon
06-17-2010, 05:17 PM
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."
Powder
06-17-2010, 05:31 PM
Haha thats great but these are supposed to be TMNT riddles! D'oh!
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