Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That

Loco · 04-26-2010, 08:27 PM

You Like Jokes and Riddles ?

What Does Drink Genghis Frog Like Best ?

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*Powder* · 04-26-2010, 08:35 PM

Giving us the punchline would be a good start.

Loco · 04-26-2010, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powder

Giving us the punchline would be a good start.

Okay Powder because it's you I will for that First One

Spoiler:

Though I prefer to make some Reflect happens it would be so easy

Try it next time G

what is the name for that kind of jokes ? in France we call that "Devinette" , haaa yeah a Riddle !

RIDDLE ME THIS RIDDLE ME THAT

Here is the Next one *

WHO DOES KRANG LUV THE BEST ?

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*Koi* · 04-26-2010, 09:04 PM

Why not try this?

Why did the ninja turtle cross the road?

Spoiler:

Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. :3

Loco · 04-26-2010, 09:08 PM

euh..without lookin at the spoiler I try.. because Splinter to told them to never do that ??? (sounds not like a joke

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btw Heeey you , yeah YOU the lil' pussycat !

Arella that's not the way things are going on here

you must answer the first one to post another one ! you're on my territory that's my rules lol

jk let's go , but my ones will be RIDDLES

*Koi* · 04-26-2010, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost Angel

ehhh because Splinter would Kill them for disrepcting the true way of ninja ??? (sounds not like a joke

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btw Heeey you , yeah YOU !

Arella that's not the way things are going on here

you must answer the first one to post another one ! you're on my territory that's my rules lol

jk let's go , but my ones will be RIDDLES

Ok. I am sorry.

Who does Krang love the best?

Man my answer is lame...

Nobody! Cause he has no body! zing!

Loco · 04-26-2010, 09:21 PM

Hardy Har Har* Don't worry I'm jokin' Pussycat

just make me 69 Push up and quicker than that !

About Krang your Answer is not lame Reassure Yourself cuz that's just The Right One
Krang Like Nobody !

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Spoiler:

Your turn Arella

*Koi* · 04-26-2010, 09:32 PM

Sweet! Umm... Gosh this is hard.
What type of cell phone does a ninja turtle use?

**Venom** · 04-26-2010, 09:35 PM

Shell cell?

Loco · 04-26-2010, 09:36 PM

A shell phone ?

*Koi* · 04-26-2010, 09:37 PM

It was a shell phone, but lets give it to Venom so he can say the next one since he hasn't made one yet.

Loco · 04-26-2010, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arella

It was a shell phone, but lets give it to Venom so he can say the next one since he hasn't made one yet.

Of course

! go for it Venom

about the Shell phone it's kinda tough to think in english but this one gets to me quite evidently
( I had some Twinkies in my mouth and tryed to speak my thinks at loud voice)

Loco · 04-27-2010, 03:43 AM

looks like Venom have nothing to tell now, so I continue
WHY DON'T MOUSER TALKS ?

*discordiatookie* · 04-27-2010, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arella

Ok. I am sorry.

Who does Krang love the best?

Man my answer is lame...

Nobody! Cause he has no body! zing!

Could also be changed to that old classic:

Why did Krang not go to the dance?

'cos he had noBODY to go with!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arella

Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. :3

This might be one of the coolest things I have ever read. You rock.

Loco · 04-28-2010, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by discordiatookie

Why did Krang not go to the dance?

'cos he had noBODY to go with!

This might be one of the coolest things I have ever read. You rock.

I didn't knews about your One Disordiatookie , I like it

& Yeah about the Chuck Norris joke, I haven't saw that one Arella ! that's a fact you rock pussycat

so , WHY the Mousers Never Talk ?

* Tic toc ... Clock's Tickin'

*Luzmagica* · 04-28-2010, 10:10 AM

Let me try....
Because they are too much polite and dont talk with food in their mouths???...

Loco · 04-28-2010, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luzmagica

Let me try....
Because they are too much polite and dont talk with food in their mouths???...

You're Right Luzmagica

Because it's impolite to talk with full mouth

see , that's easy !

Your Turn Bud' !

*Luzmagica* · 04-28-2010, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost Angel

You're Right Luzmagica

Because it's impolite to talk with full mouth

Your Turn Bud' !

AM I RIGHT???? WoaWW!!

what a surprise!!! I barely can understand the begining of this thread!!!

...and Thanks for correction....!!Im learning a lot at this forums!!!!

Well ...A riddle:

Why Michelangelo love pet Klunk?

Loco · 04-28-2010, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luzmagica

I barely can understand the begining of this thread!!! and Thanks for correction....!!Im learning a lot at this forums!!!!

I was not tryin to correcting you, I had translate "barely" so if you could tell me what would be more explicit for introducing this thread you're welcome , I still have a lot to learn in U.S language

on the other side I have no Idea about your one (riddle) I dont know what is the Last word (or name ? )

*Luzmagica* · 04-28-2010, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost Angel

I was not tryin to correcting you dude. I had translate "barely" so if you could tell me what would be more explicit for introducing this thread you're welcome , I still have a lot to learn in U.S language

on the other side I have not Idea of your one (riddle) cause I dont know what is the Last word.

Dont worry!! I think its a much better expression as you tell me!!! (Because it's impolite to talk with full mouth ) And if I post something weird I like a lot be helped with idiom!!! and I know "riddle" word, but I dont understand exactly the title (Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That) until see a few post of others...Not a secret my english is a bit poor!!!...In spanish is something like "To play to the riddles"...

And KLUNK is:
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9...ndklunkbyx.jpg

Klunk!!! The cat of Michelangelo!!!

04-26-2010, 09:04 PM	#4
Koi Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,787	Why not try this? Why did the ninja turtle cross the road? Spoiler: To get to the shell station Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. :3

04-28-2010, 10:10 AM	#16
Luzmagica A Magic Light Dudette! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Spain. Posts: 3,878	Let me try.... Because they are too much polite and dont talk with food in their mouths???... __________________

04-26-2010, 08:35 PM	#2
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,955	Giving us the punchline would be a good start.

04-26-2010, 09:32 PM	#8
Koi Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,787	Sweet! Umm... Gosh this is hard. What type of cell phone does a ninja turtle use?

04-26-2010, 09:35 PM	#9
Venom Space Knight Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,637	Shell cell?

04-26-2010, 09:37 PM	#11
Koi Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,787	It was a shell phone, but lets give it to Venom so he can say the next one since he hasn't made one yet.