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Because Powder wanted something more original.
That's the worst pick-up line ever. It's not even a complete thought... But, it might work on a Ninja Turtle. You never know...
Candy Kappa
05-20-2010, 02:12 AM
hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.
or is it lines to pick up turtles?
Powder
05-20-2010, 02:41 AM
Haha Arella... I commend you!
I must be Rocksteady cause I'm extra horny!
I can make your bed rock, steady!
I've got balls of steel, can you give me chrome dome?
You better hope my bostaff doesn't give you a splinter.
I'll show you the secret of the ooze.
I love TMNT! Yeah, Tit, muff, nip, twat.
Wanna go down? ...To the sewer?
Luzmagica
05-20-2010, 03:58 AM
:embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass: :embarass:
I don´t get it!
Which is the intention of this thread? :tanime::tanime::tanime:
Powder
05-20-2010, 04:12 AM
:embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass: :embarass:
I don´t get it!
Which is the intention of this thread? :tanime::tanime::tanime:
Pickup lines are what we call the things people say when flirting. Ours have a turtle twist to them!
Luzmagica
05-20-2010, 04:17 AM
Pickup lines are what we call the things people say when flirting. Ours have a turtle twist to them!
Thanks Powder!!!LOL ...Its funny!!!! :tlol::tlol::tlol::tlol:
"Where you are going to move the shell this night?" :twink:
"I am charmed with your smile, you have an air to Chewbacca...."
Mutated Turtle
05-20-2010, 04:40 AM
" I poop from my tail...Y'know?
" I poop from my tail...Y'know?
I would personally just fall for that pick up line. :lol:
BoggleKng
05-20-2010, 09:00 AM
funny **** powder!!!
Master Splinter
05-20-2010, 09:23 AM
"You know, my head isn't the only thing that stretches..."
;)
-ms
Powder
05-20-2010, 11:43 AM
You're gonna make me prematurely come out of my shell!
NameGoesHere1066
05-20-2010, 02:19 PM
stick it in already!
BubblyShell22
05-24-2010, 10:44 AM
Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu. How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?
Mutated Turtle
05-24-2010, 12:14 PM
"My head isn't the only limb that go in my Shell..."
Jephael
06-13-2010, 10:57 PM
"Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!"
ToTheNines
06-14-2010, 10:08 AM
I have a trans-dimensional portal, shall I take you to Dimension Sex?
Venom
06-14-2010, 09:37 PM
Oh god I've lol'd hard at this topic!!! :D :D :D
shuriken
06-15-2010, 12:11 AM
Powder that was effin hilarious.
Leo-If you think I can wield my katanas good, wait till you see what I can do with my bo.
Donnie- Not really sure why people think I do machines. But I can do you like a machine.
Mikey- Oh you saw the Coming Out of Our Shells tour huh? Mind if I give you a sample of what this party dude did back stage?
Raph- Hey you with the face...
Slap-Happy
06-15-2010, 12:25 AM
"I'm a turtle. Let's do it!"
"Cowabunga! Nice t*ts."
TuЯco
06-15-2010, 01:59 PM
Don: "hey (flips out bostaff) actual size"
not really sure if thats a pickup line tough XD
Gyt Kaliba
06-15-2010, 02:08 PM
'I've been thinking about you...and I have 'come' to a decision.'
Yeah...it was lame but I got it from this. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI7hvPR-rQs
Jephael
06-15-2010, 02:13 PM
'I've been thinking about you...and I have 'come' to a decision.'
Yeah...it was lame but I got it from this. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI7hvPR-rQs
OMG, that is funny as hell!
Cowabunga Kiefer
06-15-2010, 04:50 PM
"Would you like to take a ride on MY turtle blimp?"
"Have you ever seen a turtle get down?!"
"Would you like to know why the call be The Shredder?"
"I just got my shell waxed, would you like to help be 'break it in'?"
"My bo staff and nun-chucks aren't just for hitting things..."
"You wanna know what the word Cowabunga means? I can show you!"
These have all worked for me so far...:D
Luzmagica
06-17-2010, 02:18 AM
"You wanna know what the word Cowabunga means? I can show you!"
These have all worked for me so far...:D
LOL!!!! One of the best!!!! :lol::lol::lol:
Shark_Blade
06-17-2010, 11:02 AM
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick,
I wanna take a ride on your ninja stick.
You don't need the turtle van to drive me crazy!
My shell isn't the only thing that's hard, y'know.
You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
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