Ninja Turtle Pick-Up Lines

*Koi* · 05-19-2010, 09:15 PM

Because Powder wanted something more original.

*gobo* · 05-19-2010, 09:29 PM

That's the worst pick-up line ever. It's not even a complete thought... But, it might work on a Ninja Turtle. You never know...

*Candy Kappa* · 05-20-2010, 02:12 AM

hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.

or is it lines to pick up turtles?

*Powder* · 05-20-2010, 02:41 AM

Haha Arella... I commend you!

I must be Rocksteady cause I'm extra horny!

I can make your bed rock, steady!

I've got balls of steel, can you give me chrome dome?

You better hope my bostaff doesn't give you a splinter.

I'll show you the secret of the ooze.

I love TMNT! Yeah, Tit, muff, nip, twat.

Wanna go down? ...To the sewer?

*Luzmagica* · 05-20-2010, 03:58 AM

I don´t get it!
Which is the intention of this thread?

*Powder* · 05-20-2010, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luzmagica

I don´t get it!
Which is the intention of this thread?

Pickup lines are what we call the things people say when flirting. Ours have a turtle twist to them!

*Luzmagica* · 05-20-2010, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powder

Pickup lines are what we call the things people say when flirting. Ours have a turtle twist to them!

Thanks Powder!!!LOL ...Its funny!!!!

"Where you are going to move the shell this night?"

"I am charmed with your smile, you have an air to Chewbacca...."

Mutated Turtle · 05-20-2010, 04:40 AM

" I poop from my tail...Y'know?

*Koi* · 05-20-2010, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pipsqueak

" I poop from my tail...Y'know?

I would personally just fall for that pick up line.

BoggleKng · 05-20-2010, 09:00 AM

funny **** powder!!!

*Master Splinter* · 05-20-2010, 09:23 AM

"You know, my head isn't the only thing that stretches..."

-ms

*Powder* · 05-20-2010, 11:43 AM

You're gonna make me prematurely come out of my shell!

NameGoesHere1066 · 05-20-2010, 02:19 PM

stick it in already!

*BubblyShell22* · 05-24-2010, 10:44 AM

Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu. How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

Mutated Turtle · 05-24-2010, 12:14 PM

"My head isn't the only limb that go in my Shell..."

*Jephael* · 06-13-2010, 10:57 PM

"Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!"

*ToTheNines* · 06-14-2010, 10:08 AM

I have a trans-dimensional portal, shall I take you to Dimension Sex?

**Venom** · 06-14-2010, 09:37 PM

Oh god I've lol'd hard at this topic!!!

*shuriken* · 06-15-2010, 12:11 AM

Powder that was effin hilarious.
Leo-If you think I can wield my katanas good, wait till you see what I can do with my bo.
Donnie- Not really sure why people think I do machines. But I can do you like a machine.
Mikey- Oh you saw the Coming Out of Our Shells tour huh? Mind if I give you a sample of what this party dude did back stage?
Raph- Hey you with the face...

*Slap-Happy* · 06-15-2010, 12:25 AM

"I'm a turtle. Let's do it!"

"Cowabunga! Nice t*ts."

05-19-2010, 09:15 PM	#1
Koi Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,787	Ninja Turtle Pick-Up Lines Because Powder wanted something more original.

05-19-2010, 09:29 PM	#2
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	That's the worst pick-up line ever. It's not even a complete thought... But, it might work on a Ninja Turtle. You never know... __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

05-20-2010, 02:12 AM	#3
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime. or is it lines to pick up turtles? __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

05-20-2010, 03:58 AM	#5
Luzmagica A Magic Light Dudette! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Spain. Posts: 3,878	I don´t get it! Which is the intention of this thread? __________________

05-20-2010, 09:00 AM	#10
BoggleKng Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Boston, Ma Posts: 1,224	funny **** powder!!! __________________ You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there, hm? -Casey Jones, TMNT movie...

05-20-2010, 02:41 AM	#4
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,945	Haha Arella... I commend you! I must be Rocksteady cause I'm extra horny! I can make your bed rock, steady! I've got balls of steel, can you give me chrome dome? You better hope my bostaff doesn't give you a splinter. I'll show you the secret of the ooze. I love TMNT! Yeah, Tit, muff, nip, twat. Wanna go down? ...To the sewer?

05-20-2010, 04:40 AM	#8
Mutated Turtle Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Nope.avi Posts: 825	" I poop from my tail...Y'know?

05-20-2010, 09:23 AM	#11
Master Splinter 幸 - 愛 - 思う Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Louis Posts: 2,824	"You know, my head isn't the only thing that stretches..." -ms __________________

05-20-2010, 11:43 AM	#12
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,945	You're gonna make me prematurely come out of my shell!

05-20-2010, 02:19 PM	#13
NameGoesHere1066 Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: at home LOL Posts: 957	stick it in already! __________________ ]

05-24-2010, 10:44 AM	#14
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu. How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

05-24-2010, 12:14 PM	#15
Mutated Turtle Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Nope.avi Posts: 825	"My head isn't the only limb that go in my Shell..."

06-13-2010, 10:57 PM	#16
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	"Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!" __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

06-14-2010, 10:08 AM	#17
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,283	I have a trans-dimensional portal, shall I take you to Dimension Sex?

06-14-2010, 09:37 PM	#18
Venom Space Knight Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,637	Oh god I've lol'd hard at this topic!!!

06-15-2010, 12:11 AM	#19
shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	Powder that was effin hilarious. Leo-If you think I can wield my katanas good, wait till you see what I can do with my bo. Donnie- Not really sure why people think I do machines. But I can do you like a machine. Mikey- Oh you saw the Coming Out of Our Shells tour huh? Mind if I give you a sample of what this party dude did back stage? Raph- Hey you with the face... __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

06-15-2010, 12:25 AM	#20
Slap-Happy Bad Boy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,911	"I'm a turtle. Let's do it!" "Cowabunga! Nice t*ts."