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Dontebell
04-21-2003, 10:25 PM
what are the worst horror flims?
Nickokapo
04-21-2003, 10:26 PM
I once saw the texas chainsaw massacre 2, it was boring as hell, nothing like the first one.
Anarchistguy
04-21-2003, 10:32 PM
Child's Play 1. GOD that sucked (But when I was a kid it scared the hell outta me)
kyabetsu
04-21-2003, 10:37 PM
okay... so worst RECENT horror film: EVENT HORIZON. hands down one of the WORST movies i've ever had the misfortune to see.http://216.40.249.192/s/kao/chika/chirol_toho.gif
but there's so pretty lousy ones from back in the day: LOS MANOS: HAND OF FATE *gag gag* or EEGAH .... yeah. i'm SO glad that MST2000 got ahold of them. otherwise i'd've lost 4 hours of my life without a single feeling but mild nausea. as it was, i got a good laugh.
Crow and Tom Servo rock the casba.http://www.tcwozere.co.uk/~cracks/kao/otn/pconfetti.gif
Leo656
04-21-2003, 10:43 PM
Heheh yeah I've heard about "Manos". Isn't it like ranked the #1 absolute WORST movie ever on IMDB or something? I read on Wrestlecrap that it was an ongoing battle between "Manos" and the Hulk Hogan movie "Santa With Muscles".
Worst horror movies? Hooboy, I seen plenty. "The Last Slumber Party" was pretty craptacular. "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" was pretty lousy, too. It was basically an exact ripoff of the first TCM, with Matthew McCougnahey or however the hell you spell it, with some weird tacked-on subplot about this weird organization that ran everything that happened in the entire world. Crap.
"House of 1000 Corpses" was pretty unspectacular for the exact same reason. It is, basically, yet ANOTHER exact remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, with different characters in place of Leatherface etc. I was really disappointed. I expected more from Rob Zombie.
That Matt Guy
04-21-2003, 11:23 PM
I have seen tons of bad movies but The Creeping Terror is probably the worst. Go here: www.badmovies.org
Oh and you thought the MST3K version of Manos was bad? I have seen the regular movie and it is even worse.
kyabetsu
04-21-2003, 11:32 PM
.... actually. i DO have one that tops EVENT HORIZON...
"Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell." w/ Spanish Subtitles.
i'm kinda proud that i own that one.
That Matt Guy
04-21-2003, 11:35 PM
That sounds pretty bad. But have you ever seen Billy the Kid versus Dracula?
R-iZZy
04-21-2003, 11:38 PM
Worst one had to be Jason X... can that be classified as a horror movie???
kyabetsu
04-21-2003, 11:38 PM
nope. but i've watched "Snow White Meets the Harlem GlobeTrotters" .. which in it of itself isn't a horror flick, but you gotta admit, that's pretty darn scary.
That Matt Guy
04-21-2003, 11:40 PM
Have you ever seen the Gilligan's Island movie where the Harlem Globe Trotters get stranded on Gilligan's Island?
kyabetsu
04-21-2003, 11:51 PM
no.
and i thank god in heaven above every night for just that: he's never made me watch it.
i DID see "A Wind Named Amnesia"... but yeah. that was probably my own fault.
Dontebell
04-21-2003, 11:55 PM
i seen half of that gilligan's island movie.
was snow white meet the the harlem globe trotters, was like snow white and the three stooges?
btw,jeepers creepers and halloween 3 are the worst horro flim ever.
Children Of the Living Dead. Ugh. No plot and even worse acting, to the point of being nonsensical.
Night of the Demons and its subsequent sequels. One big cliché.
That Matt Guy
04-22-2003, 02:02 AM
I think I've seen Night of the Demons. There are so many bad movies I don't even know where to begin, I have seen most of the ones over at www.badmovies.org so go there if you want to know what I think are the worst horror/sci-fi films.
I've only seen one or two of the movies on that site. A lot of 'em seem amusingly bad, though.
Hmm, I can't remember the names of any of the other sucky horror movies I've seen.
Karpo_007
04-22-2003, 04:15 AM
Resident evil. The biggest disapointment in many years. I went to see a Zombie movie, but a Disney movie with Milla Jovovich was on.
Leo656
04-22-2003, 06:00 AM
Hey, at least it had Milla Jovovich! I mean I sat through "Return to the Blue Lagoon" cuz they kept showing her boobs. :P
Anarchistguy
04-22-2003, 07:04 AM
Have you ever seen the Gilligan's Island movie where the Harlem Globe Trotters get stranded on Gilligan's Island?
What the hell???
Casey Jones
04-22-2003, 07:09 AM
Worst one had to be Jason X... can that be classified as a horror movie???
i haven't seen that, but that "it's okay guys;he just wanted his machete back..." line had me rolling when i watched the trailer.
and my vote goes to the Excorcist II.
The Stryker
04-22-2003, 10:51 AM
jeepers creepers? bad? no no no There are FAR worse!!!!
No No superpowered harlem globetrotters NOOOOOOOOOOOO! :dead:
Karpo_007
04-22-2003, 11:07 AM
Hey, at least it had Milla Jovovich! I mean I sat through "Return to the Blue Lagoon" cuz they kept showing her boobs. :P
Wellas a Fan of Zombie movie, and not Milla Jovovich, I was badly disapointed in the movie.
HorseTechie
04-22-2003, 11:35 AM
Or... or... Resident Evil. May be a cool VG, but that was one fine sucky film.
Chainsaw Massacre movies... all were bad! It was like gore porn, and no plot otherwise. Hrmm... I also thought this one collection of Tales from the Cript was fulla tacky B class horror. So fake and completely wierd, it was funnier more than anything.
Hay... I thought Jason X was cool! Fulla nanobot horror, and unpredictable **** like that. All the otyher Jason sequels, and Freddy sequels, and Halloween sequels just suck. It's the same thing over and over an over. :sleep: Just kill off the SOB, already!
Even though it's sci-fi, but then there's Battlefield Earth. Or Ghosts on Mars. Uggh! Stoooooop the insanity! :dead:
impetus
04-22-2003, 01:02 PM
ha ha "Eegah" was a riot.
not technically horror, but sci-fi. Worst movie of all time is the one about the aliens looking for their pods near the nursing home - with all the old people, yeesh, what's the name of it? I'll post it if I remember, I think it was a one-word title.
kyabetsu
04-22-2003, 01:51 PM
Cocoon?
impetus
04-22-2003, 01:58 PM
Yup it's COCOON!!! I got it right before I saw your post. Worst film I've ever seen!!! (Just my opinion, if any of you like it)
Dontebell
04-22-2003, 02:19 PM
hey i found a tailer of jeepers creepers 2,dose anyone wanna see it?
Karpo_007
04-22-2003, 04:16 PM
No don't bash Freddy! It should be forbidden in the rules!
One, Two Freddy comes for you! :o
That Matt Guy
04-22-2003, 05:36 PM
Eegah wasn't bad, it was just stupid.
Leo656
04-22-2003, 07:17 PM
HT: Are you talking about the ORIGINAL "Tales From the Crypt" movie that was based on the comic book, that came out before the TV show? That movie is a CLASSIC, my H.S. Creative Writing teacher makes his class watch it every year.
I'm with Karpo, Freddy should NEVER be disrespected. Except for Part 4, that one wasn't too good.
Jason movies were all pretty bad except Jason Goes to Hell. I haven't seen Jason X but to me it looks more like a comedy than a horror movie.
I would also mention the "Scream" movies and "I Know What You Did Last Summer" as being sucktacular, but they aren't horror movies, they're teen flicks that happen to have a murder or two.
Tetsu Deinonychus
04-22-2003, 10:57 PM
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www.losman.com
Skeletoncrew
04-23-2003, 02:21 AM
"Zombie's Lake" Its a foreign film, German I think. Its so low budget, they couldn't afford very much dialog. :) At least, that's my theory. The premise seemed good...Nazi zombies take revenge upon the town that ambushed and killed them during WWII. The box promised "hordes of zombies." In reality, there were about twice as many naked young women in the movie then there were zombies. Now, I have no problem with naked chicks in horror movies, but 6 zombies do NOT constitute a horde! Make-up and special effects were craptacular as well.
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