worst horror flims

Dontebell · 04-21-2003, 10:25 PM

what are the worst horror flims?

*Nickokapo* · 04-21-2003, 10:26 PM

I once saw the texas chainsaw massacre 2, it was boring as hell, nothing like the first one.

*Anarchistguy* · 04-21-2003, 10:32 PM

Child's Play 1. GOD that sucked (But when I was a kid it scared the hell outta me)

*kyabetsu* · 04-21-2003, 10:37 PM

okay... so worst RECENT horror film: EVENT HORIZON. hands down one of the WORST movies i've ever had the misfortune to see.

but there's so pretty lousy ones from back in the day: LOS MANOS: HAND OF FATE *gag gag* or EEGAH .... yeah. i'm SO glad that MST2000 got ahold of them. otherwise i'd've lost 4 hours of my life without a single feeling but mild nausea. as it was, i got a good laugh.

Crow and Tom Servo rock the casba.

~~Leo656~~ · 04-21-2003, 10:43 PM

Heheh yeah I've heard about "Manos". Isn't it like ranked the #1 absolute WORST movie ever on IMDB or something? I read on Wrestlecrap that it was an ongoing battle between "Manos" and the Hulk Hogan movie "Santa With Muscles".

Worst horror movies? Hooboy, I seen plenty. "The Last Slumber Party" was pretty craptacular. "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" was pretty lousy, too. It was basically an exact ripoff of the first TCM, with Matthew McCougnahey or however the hell you spell it, with some weird tacked-on subplot about this weird organization that ran everything that happened in the entire world. Crap.

"House of 1000 Corpses" was pretty unspectacular for the exact same reason. It is, basically, yet ANOTHER exact remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, with different characters in place of Leatherface etc. I was really disappointed. I expected more from Rob Zombie.

*That Matt Guy* · 04-21-2003, 11:23 PM

I have seen tons of bad movies but The Creeping Terror is probably the worst. Go here: www.badmovies.org

Oh and you thought the MST3K version of Manos was bad? I have seen the regular movie and it is even worse.

*kyabetsu* · 04-21-2003, 11:32 PM

.... actually. i DO have one that tops EVENT HORIZON...

"Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell." w/ Spanish Subtitles.

i'm kinda proud that i own that one.

*That Matt Guy* · 04-21-2003, 11:35 PM

That sounds pretty bad. But have you ever seen Billy the Kid versus Dracula?

*R-iZZy* · 04-21-2003, 11:38 PM

Worst one had to be Jason X... can that be classified as a horror movie???

*kyabetsu* · 04-21-2003, 11:38 PM

nope. but i've watched "Snow White Meets the Harlem GlobeTrotters" .. which in it of itself isn't a horror flick, but you gotta admit, that's pretty darn scary.

*That Matt Guy* · 04-21-2003, 11:40 PM

Have you ever seen the Gilligan's Island movie where the Harlem Globe Trotters get stranded on Gilligan's Island?

*kyabetsu* · 04-21-2003, 11:51 PM

no.

and i thank god in heaven above every night for just that: he's never made me watch it.

i DID see "A Wind Named Amnesia"... but yeah. that was probably my own fault.

Dontebell · 04-21-2003, 11:55 PM

i seen half of that gilligan's island movie.
was snow white meet the the harlem globe trotters, was like snow white and the three stooges?

btw,jeepers creepers and halloween 3 are the worst horro flim ever.

Nyx · 04-22-2003, 12:10 AM

Children Of the Living Dead. Ugh. No plot and even worse acting, to the point of being nonsensical.
Night of the Demons and its subsequent sequels. One big cliché.

*That Matt Guy* · 04-22-2003, 02:02 AM

I think I've seen Night of the Demons. There are so many bad movies I don't even know where to begin, I have seen most of the ones over at www.badmovies.org so go there if you want to know what I think are the worst horror/sci-fi films.

Nyx · 04-22-2003, 02:14 AM

I've only seen one or two of the movies on that site. A lot of 'em seem amusingly bad, though.
Hmm, I can't remember the names of any of the other sucky horror movies I've seen.

**Karpo_007** · 04-22-2003, 04:15 AM

Resident evil. The biggest disapointment in many years. I went to see a Zombie movie, but a Disney movie with Milla Jovovich was on.

~~Leo656~~ · 04-22-2003, 06:00 AM

Hey, at least it had Milla Jovovich! I mean I sat through "Return to the Blue Lagoon" cuz they kept showing her boobs.

*Anarchistguy* · 04-22-2003, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew138

Have you ever seen the Gilligan's Island movie where the Harlem Globe Trotters get stranded on Gilligan's Island?

What the hell???

Casey Jones · 04-22-2003, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninja Turtle Nincompoop

Worst one had to be Jason X... can that be classified as a horror movie???

i haven't seen that, but that "it's okay guys;he just wanted his machete back..." line had me rolling when i watched the trailer.
and my vote goes to the Excorcist II.

04-21-2003, 10:26 PM	#2
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,802	I once saw the texas chainsaw massacre 2, it was boring as hell, nothing like the first one. __________________

04-21-2003, 10:32 PM	#3
Anarchistguy Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada (This country is too peaceful, Something's up...) Posts: 2,137	Child's Play 1. GOD that sucked (But when I was a kid it scared the hell outta me) __________________ M.D.K. Maim! Destroy! Kill!!! "When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down, so those who don't like me can kiss my ass!"

04-21-2003, 11:38 PM	#9
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	Worst one had to be Jason X... can that be classified as a horror movie??? __________________

04-21-2003, 10:25 PM	#1
Dontebell Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Flint,Mi Posts: 819	worst horror flims what are the worst horror flims?

04-21-2003, 10:37 PM	#4
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	okay... so worst RECENT horror film: EVENT HORIZON. hands down one of the WORST movies i've ever had the misfortune to see. but there's so pretty lousy ones from back in the day: LOS MANOS: HAND OF FATE gag gag or EEGAH .... yeah. i'm SO glad that MST2000 got ahold of them. otherwise i'd've lost 4 hours of my life without a single feeling but mild nausea. as it was, i got a good laugh. Crow and Tom Servo rock the casba.

04-21-2003, 10:43 PM	#5
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Heheh yeah I've heard about "Manos". Isn't it like ranked the #1 absolute WORST movie ever on IMDB or something? I read on Wrestlecrap that it was an ongoing battle between "Manos" and the Hulk Hogan movie "Santa With Muscles". Worst horror movies? Hooboy, I seen plenty. "The Last Slumber Party" was pretty craptacular. "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" was pretty lousy, too. It was basically an exact ripoff of the first TCM, with Matthew McCougnahey or however the hell you spell it, with some weird tacked-on subplot about this weird organization that ran everything that happened in the entire world. Crap. "House of 1000 Corpses" was pretty unspectacular for the exact same reason. It is, basically, yet ANOTHER exact remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, with different characters in place of Leatherface etc. I was really disappointed. I expected more from Rob Zombie.

04-21-2003, 11:23 PM	#6
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I have seen tons of bad movies but The Creeping Terror is probably the worst. Go here: www.badmovies.org Oh and you thought the MST3K version of Manos was bad? I have seen the regular movie and it is even worse.

04-21-2003, 11:32 PM	#7
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	.... actually. i DO have one that tops EVENT HORIZON... "Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell." w/ Spanish Subtitles. i'm kinda proud that i own that one.

04-21-2003, 11:35 PM	#8
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	That sounds pretty bad. But have you ever seen Billy the Kid versus Dracula?

04-21-2003, 11:40 PM	#11
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Have you ever seen the Gilligan's Island movie where the Harlem Globe Trotters get stranded on Gilligan's Island?

04-21-2003, 11:51 PM	#12
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	no. and i thank god in heaven above every night for just that: he's never made me watch it. i DID see "A Wind Named Amnesia"... but yeah. that was probably my own fault.

04-21-2003, 11:55 PM	#13
Dontebell Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Flint,Mi Posts: 819	i seen half of that gilligan's island movie. was snow white meet the the harlem globe trotters, was like snow white and the three stooges? btw,jeepers creepers and halloween 3 are the worst horro flim ever.

04-22-2003, 12:10 AM	#14
Nyx Random Punk Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 43	Children Of the Living Dead. Ugh. No plot and even worse acting, to the point of being nonsensical. Night of the Demons and its subsequent sequels. One big cliché.

04-22-2003, 02:02 AM	#15
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I think I've seen Night of the Demons. There are so many bad movies I don't even know where to begin, I have seen most of the ones over at www.badmovies.org so go there if you want to know what I think are the worst horror/sci-fi films.

04-22-2003, 02:14 AM	#16
Nyx Random Punk Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 43	I've only seen one or two of the movies on that site. A lot of 'em seem amusingly bad, though. Hmm, I can't remember the names of any of the other sucky horror movies I've seen.

04-22-2003, 04:15 AM	#17
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	Resident evil. The biggest disapointment in many years. I went to see a Zombie movie, but a Disney movie with Milla Jovovich was on.

04-22-2003, 06:00 AM	#18
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Hey, at least it had Milla Jovovich! I mean I sat through "Return to the Blue Lagoon" cuz they kept showing her boobs.