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Slap-Happy
09-19-2011, 05:23 PM
From The Daily Telegraph:

DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com
Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said*"Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

In a recent interview Foster, star of* X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Ass We Go,**spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.


R.I.P. Percy

Jester
09-19-2011, 05:25 PM
O...k... What the...

Powder
09-19-2011, 06:36 PM
Death is no laughing matter, and that's real unfortunate, but I can't help but giggle at the circumstances, or rather, the title of this thread...

Katie
09-19-2011, 08:17 PM
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Hi ho hi ho it's up you ass we go?

I-I......jesus. I need to go lay down. Maybe I can get eaten by a badger and end this miserable existence I have

shuriken
09-25-2011, 01:37 PM
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Hi ho hi ho it's up you ass we go?

I-I......jesus. I need to go lay down. Maybe I can get eaten by a badger and end this miserable existence I have

eaten by a badger. Holy sh*t I can't help but laugh. rest in peace mr Foster.

Raph's Girl
09-25-2011, 01:46 PM
This has been confirmed as a hoax. seems the report was first seen in a tabloid and all the other news reports just went with it without doing any research. The guy is still very much alive.

http://www.newsy.com/videos/bizarre-gordon-ramsay-dwarf-look-a-like-death-hoax

BubblyShell22
09-25-2011, 04:50 PM
Why am I not surprised? Well, at least he's okay.

shuriken
10-14-2011, 01:04 AM
This has been confirmed as a hoax. seems the report was first seen in a tabloid and all the other news reports just went with it without doing any research. The guy is still very much alive.

http://www.newsy.com/videos/bizarre-gordon-ramsay-dwarf-look-a-like-death-hoax

Well now I don't feel bad for laughing my ass off while reading this initially