Midget Adult Film Star Found Dead in Badger's Den

*Slap-Happy* · 09-19-2011, 05:23 PM

From The Daily Telegraph:

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DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com
Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said*"Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

In a recent interview Foster, star of* X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Ass We Go,**spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

R.I.P. Percy

**Jester** · 09-19-2011, 05:25 PM

O...k... What the...

*Powder* · 09-19-2011, 06:36 PM

Death is no laughing matter, and that's real unfortunate, but I can't help but giggle at the circumstances, or rather, the title of this thread...

*Katie* · 09-19-2011, 08:17 PM

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Hi ho hi ho it's up you ass we go?

I-I......jesus. I need to go lay down. Maybe I can get eaten by a badger and end this miserable existence I have

*shuriken* · 09-25-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Katie

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Hi ho hi ho it's up you ass we go?

I-I......jesus. I need to go lay down. Maybe I can get eaten by a badger and end this miserable existence I have

eaten by a badger. Holy sh*t I can't help but laugh. rest in peace mr Foster.

*Raph's Girl* · 09-25-2011, 01:46 PM

This has been confirmed as a hoax. seems the report was first seen in a tabloid and all the other news reports just went with it without doing any research. The guy is still very much alive.

http://www.newsy.com/videos/bizarre-...ike-death-hoax

*BubblyShell22* · 09-25-2011, 04:50 PM

Why am I not surprised? Well, at least he's okay.

*shuriken* · 10-14-2011, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Raph's Girl

This has been confirmed as a hoax. seems the report was first seen in a tabloid and all the other news reports just went with it without doing any research. The guy is still very much alive.

http://www.newsy.com/videos/bizarre-...ike-death-hoax

Well now I don't feel bad for laughing my ass off while reading this initially

09-19-2011, 05:25 PM	#2
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Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	... Hi ho hi ho it's up you ass we go? I-I......jesus. I need to go lay down. Maybe I can get eaten by a badger and end this miserable existence I have __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

09-25-2011, 01:46 PM	#6
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	This has been confirmed as a hoax. seems the report was first seen in a tabloid and all the other news reports just went with it without doing any research. The guy is still very much alive. http://www.newsy.com/videos/bizarre-...ike-death-hoax __________________

09-25-2011, 04:50 PM	#7
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Why am I not surprised? Well, at least he's okay. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

09-19-2011, 06:36 PM	#3
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,956	Death is no laughing matter, and that's real unfortunate, but I can't help but giggle at the circumstances, or rather, the title of this thread...