Favorite Quote Thread

[Kalel]

Simple. Just post some of your favorite quotes.


Donatello: You're a claustraphobic!
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy before!

[Hermano Dyvas]

Bebop when shooting at multiple holograms of Michelangelo:
"It's times like this I wish I could count so I could keep score!"

[Hermano Dyvas]

Bebop when shooting at multiple holograms of Michelangelo:
"It's times like this I wish I could count so I could keep score!"

I just realised this is the movie thread, would've been a great general discussion thread :D

[Powder]

Donatello: You're a claustraphobic!
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy before!


This came to mind immediately. I'm most fond of all of Caseys stuff.


"Hey, broadzilla!"

"You want a fist in the mouth?!"

"The class, is pain 101."

[Hermano Dyvas]

Raph: "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

[Kalel]

If the mods want to move it to General Discussion Im cool with that!

April: Will I ever see you guys again?
Michelangelo: Indubitably!
Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza.

[Powder]

If the mods want to move it to General Discussion Im cool with that!

You're in the right section, hombre. :twink:

[Jester]

April: DONATELLO!
Casey: He's out with the others...exercising. Doing something together, I don't know. Want some help?
A: I don't know.
C: Hey, I am your man. I am Mr. Fix-it.
A: Alright, let's go.
C: Lead the way, toots.
A: Toots?
C: Babe? Sweetcakes? AH! Princess?! Do you want to throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
A: You know what? That's OK. I'll take care of it myself.
C: Fine. That's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore.
A: See I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last... thing on the face of this planet.
C: Coming along nicely...
(Casey lays back in his swing, takes a bite out of his apple and the swing breaks.)

[rufus]

Leonardo: Who the heck is that?
Michelangelo: Wayne Gretzky? On steroids?

Leonardo: Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?
Michelangelo: I don't know. But I'll bet it never has to look for a can opener.
The Shredder: You fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... The Shredder.
Donatello: The Shredder?
Michelangelo: Uuh... maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.

[Jester]

My master Yoshi's first rule was, "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace." I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them. And do not forget me. I am here, my son.


I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja; that ultimate mastery comes not of the body, but of the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other. Draw upon one another. And always remember the true force that binds you, the same as that which brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words. I love you all, my sons.

Splinter: How can a face so young wear so many burdens?
Danny: So, you can talk.
S: Yes, and I can also listen. Some say that the path from inner turmoil begins with a friendly ear. My ear is open if you care to use it.
D: I don't think so.
S: What is your name?
D: Danny.
S: And have you no one to go to, Danny? No parent?
D: My dad couldn't care less about me.
S: I doubt that is true.
D: Why?
S: All fathers care for their sons.

[BubblyShell22]

Casey Jones: New game, round head. Cricket?

Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Raph: A Jose Conseco bat. Tell me, you didn't pay any money for this?

[LEOTMNT]

Mikey:


"wise men once said forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"

[Ashangelo]

D: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
M: No joke! The only thing safe in the woods...would be the trees!

M: Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

[BubblyShell22]

Don: I guess they're not game show fans.
Mikey: And I thought everybody loved Vanna.

[Jester]

D: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
M: No joke! The only thing safe in the woods...would be the trees!

D: Uh, guys. I'm not so sure this is, uh, structurally speaking, such a good time for your buddies to drop in!

[ToTheNines]

"I never said I was your great leader"

I love that line because it solidifies Brian Tochi's Leonardo as my favorite version of the character. While he's the most disciplined, the most spiritual, and the most mature, he doesn't boss his brother's around like he's their supervisor or something. Unlike pretty much every other version of Leo..."I'm the leader!" "it's tough being the leader" "I'm better than you!!!". Bleh.

Also loved: "We have had our first battle Master Splinter, they were many, but we kicked... we fought well".

"You fight well, in the old style. But you have caused me enough trouble already. Now you face... The Shredder".

Raph and Casey's first fight, I can recite that whole scene lol.

I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja; that ultimate mastery comes not of the body, but of the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other. Draw upon one another. And always remember the true force that binds you, the same as that which brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words. I love you all, my sons.

Love.

That speech and Raphael's scream when they come home to find that Splinter's been taken... total tear jerkers.

[Jester]

All 3 of the Splinter quotes I posted kinda get to me...:(

I've gotten more emotional in my "old age". :D

[Jester]

Casey: I've been looking all over for you.
April: Casey, hi.
C: "Hi"? I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy. And all you can say is hi?
A:You don't need an ambulance, do you?
C: No, but... I was...
A: Will you just shut up and kiss me? I got a report to do.
C: I love it when you're pushy.

[clanmalkav]

Raphael: What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?

Donatello: 'War and Peace'

and

Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
-Casey Jones

[Redeemer]

My favorite quote is in my sig:P

[tengushredder]

raph,don and mikey when they first saw the elite guards

"nice hats":D

[Uki]

122 and an eighth has been a recurring gag between my best friend and I for ages. I love that scene, but gosh, the entire movie has great lines!!!

[Jester]

Her ya go, go to town fans:
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/t/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-script.html

[pannoni1]

You just can't deny these classics:

Raphael: "I'm Raphael. Yeah, all the good ones end in O." (SOTO)

Michaelangelo: "Man, I love being a turtle!" (SOTO)

Splinter: "I made a funny." (I)
Splinter: "I made another funny." (SOTO)

[Donnie]

Love this thread...

Right now it's definitely:

Mikey:
The only thing safe in the woods...would be the trees!

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Splinter:
I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael...but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward,
it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers...for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them. And do not forget me. I am here, my son.

[Jester]

raph,don and mikey when they first saw the elite guards

"nice hats":D
Though it's not a movie quote, I love back and forth after Raph says, "Nice hats!"
Mikey: Yeah, we thought so, too.
Don: Say what you will about the Foot, they do not skimp on the head gear!

[Uki]

Ninja-kick the damn rabbit!

[UsagiYojimbo]

Whoever made this is truly awesome.

:lol:

EwvAjro_cng

[Hermano Dyvas]

Whoever made this is truly awesome.

:lol:

EwvAjro_cng

:lol: No wonder the turtles had to clean.

[BubblyShell22]

Leo: I was training to be a better leader for YOU! Why do you hate me for that?

[TurtleTitan97]

Mikey: GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!!!!( 1990 movie)
Raph: I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're going to rescue our brother. And then we're going to save New York City. (TMNT, 2007)

[UsagiYojimbo]

:lol: No wonder the turtles had to clean.

:lol: yeah it made the fact that Don was holding a mop all that more funny

[okguy456]

D: question...do you like penicillin on your pizza?
M: DOH!
(Donatello and Michelangelo start humming "Taps")

[DarkLightDragon]

Raph:(Fails to catch up to Casey) "DAAAMMMN!!!"

Mikey: (Regarding the monster)"....It looked like your mom, DUDE!"

Don: "Yeah, that would make her your mom too, doofus."

[Jephael]

Classic Secret of the Ooze moment!

Professor Perry: "Michaelangelo pass me the dimathal chloronide, please!"
Michaelangelo: "What? Oh, you know not to criticize science or anything but wouldn't it have been easier just to call it the pink one?"

[BubblyShell22]

I don't remember that one, but that's funny.

[TheJ-manTurtleMan]

"It's Winters!"
"Looks more like Fall, get it?"
"Mikey, remember our talk."

[shezcrafti]

"Why? Why? Oh, I don't know. 'Cause I wanted to redecorate. A couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter. What do you think?"

[ngroove]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
- Shredder, TMNT (1990)

Gave the willies to Danny, gave me the willies, every time.

[Baxter Stockmen]

Shredder: I hunga for cowabunga!

[BubblyShell22]

When did he say that?

Don: If you ask me, this has Winters' name all over it.

Leo: How do you figure that, Donnie.

Don: Because this has Winters' name all over it. *holds up dart to show them*

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Raph: Ugggh, it's you? Go back to your jungle.

Leo: Well, at least his attitude is in tact.