Fav Simpson Quote

[Pepzi]

I cant tell u how much i love the show it's soooo funny...

Ralph: It taste like burning...

[That Matt Guy]

Oh man, there are soooo many good ones.

McBain: Mein bratwurst has a first name.. it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

[Jephael]

BART: "Safety sells, especially to lameos!"

[Pepzi]

Homer: hello my name is mr burns i belive u have a letter for me
Counter guy: okay mr burns whats ur first name
Homer: i dont know!

[That Matt Guy]

Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"?
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Mmm, nah. I want something that says people can have a nice relaxing time.
Homer: I got it! "Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker"!
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Hey! How about, "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"?
Barney: I hate it.

[The Stryker]

homer:"everyone here has a six-pack and im the only one with a keg"

*homer lifts up his shirt*

random gay guy:"Oh god cover up!!"

[Pepzi]

Homer - You mean you'll never eat pork?
Lisa -No.
Homer -Ham?
Lisa -No.
Homer -Bacon?
Lisa - Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer - Right lisa, a "magical" animal.

[kyabetsu]

Homer:
"THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS. THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS..."

Barney in bikini singing the 'i dream of Genie' Themesong:
"LA-LAA! LA-LA LALA LAAAAH!! *BLEEEEEECH* "

Homer:
"uhhhhh..." *shudder*

[Pepzi]

Docter - We could take the crayon out of your head. It can increase your IQ or it can kill you.
Homer -Increase my killing power, ay?

[Peanut]

Homer: I have this friend...his name is...Jimmy Joe Joe Junior...Shabbado.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I ever heard.
*Guy at bar starts crying and runs away*
Barney: WAIT! JIMMY JOE JOE!

[Pepzi]

"All my life somethings been missing inside of me. I've tried to fill it with friends, family religion, but thoes were just dead ends." - Homer

"operator, give me the number for 911!" - Homer

Homer talking to the Movementarians: Wait, so the cops knew internal affairs was setting them up?
Movementatarian:What are you talking about!? Theres nothing like that in the movie.
Homer: Well When I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span. OH LOOK! A BIRD. (chases bird)

[Pepzi]

marge - "homer, mr burns called in , he said if you dont come in tommorow, dont bother comnig in at all"
homer - "WOOHOO, 4 day weekend"

lisa- "bart do you know what this means! the next time we go to sleep we could die."
grampa- "welcome to my world kids" then he falls asleep

[Mars-Chan]

Homer:"Mmmm,donuts....."*drools*

Homer: Hey, Flanders! Come over here!"
Flanders:"Okily-dokily."
Cheif Wiggium: "It only works if someone breaks into the house."
Homer:"Ohhh! Go home, Flanders."
Flanders: "Okily-dokily."

Nsync: Thust, pivvot, do-si-do...
Lance: ...and end with the Maxtrix.
*all do the Maxrix poses, except Chris who falls to the ground and grunts*
I laughed so hard at that episode.... :D :lol:

[Jephael]

HOMER (after discovering his face on a japanese box) "What, what's going on here? Why am I on this box?" ::whimpers something in jibberish::

[Cascadia]

my most memorable one is
Bart: "Eat my shorts"

another one
Homer: I will give you a piggy back ride. I mean a veggie back ride

[That Matt Guy]

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Homer to Mr. Burns: What are you going to do? Release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with the bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

[Anarchistguy]

Safety inspector: Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about?

[kyabetsu]

Grandpa Simpson:
Iiii liiiike Maaaaaaaatlooock....

[The Stryker]

Frank Grimes:"i don't need to wear safety gloves cuz im homer si-"

*grimes get electrocuted*

[TMNT571]

saw this one last night not sure if its fully right.

Homer: Look I got runner up prize.
Lisa: You won second place"
Homer: No but i still got it ...(Homer leaves then comes back) Stealing is bad.

[Brodie]

Homer: Whew, all that siezurin' made me hungry.


Wink: Now Homer, we'll cut you down after you answer a question about Japan.
Homer: Is the answer Japan?
Wink:...Yes...actually....


Ralph *to wolf*: Will you be my mommy?
Wolf picks up Ralph in it's mouth and runs away.
Ralph: You smell like dead bunnies.

[cqb101]

This ones been said already.

Homer: "operator, whats the number for 911?'

[Jephael]

Here's some more classic Ralph:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"

"Ahh! The pointy kitty took it!"

[Nickokapo]

I love that ralph one i use it all the time :)
Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again.
[everyone, including Abe (grampa :p ), laughs]
Grampa simpson: Oh, I'm a living joke.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Grampa Abe: Death stalks you at every corner! Oh NO! It's DEATH!!

[XERO]

Bart: "Well, I'll be a son-of-a-witch!"

[TheShredder]

McBain: Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice. Let's say hello to my music guy, Skoey. *Skoey bows* That is some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual. *Audience boos* Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Lisa: Where did you get that car?
Marge: I stole it from McBain! Let's go!

[GK Punk]

"There is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now"

"Okay little girl, here is your cat back!"
"But I had a dog!"
"Is cat now!"

[Dane E5R]

"My eyes! The goggles do NOTHING!"

"TAK-BAK?!"

"Wait a minute, how much sex will be involved? Cuz if it's some...::balls up fist::"

"Tastes like burning!"

[GK Punk]

"I want answers now, or I want them eventually!!!!"

[That Matt Guy]

Kid: Hey! Who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

Amendment: I'm not garbage.

(singing)
I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be,
and I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom.
I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em,
cause there's limits to our liberties.
'Least I hope and pray that there are,
cause those liberal freaks go too far.

Kid: Well why can't we just make a law against flag burning?

Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.
But if we changed the Constitution...

Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

Amendment: Now you're catching on!

Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

Amendment (singing):
Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
and I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution.

Amendment: Oh yeah! Door's open, boys.

[Jephael]

(Here's a really good one)
HOMER: "A hundred bucks?! For a comic book? Who drew it, Micha-ma-langelo?"

[That Matt Guy]

Poochie: I have to go now, my planet needs me.

[Mars-Chan]

Itchy: "Hey, stop it you two! You're making Scratchy cry!!"

Mars loves "Itchy and Scratchy"! :evilgrin:

[XERO]

The Itchy and Scratchy Show Theme song:

They fight, and fight
And fight and fight and fight
Fight, fight, fight (fight, fight, fight)

The Itchy and Scratchy Shoooooooow!!

Hope I got it right. :D

[TheShredder]

Carl: "I thought a guy with two wifes would be happy?"
Lenny: "No, you're thinking of a guy with two knives!"
Moe: *Holding up two knives* "I gotta admit guys this is pretty good!"

[Jephael]

Here's a new line they showed on commercials while I was watching the Fox Box today-

HOMER: (reading a book) "Live each day like it was your last." (cut to Homer sitting on a bench, sobbing) "I don't wanna die! Ahh, I'm too young!"

[TheShredder]

Ralph: "This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I met the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

Lisa: All we could find were these oozeing berries and they look pretty poisonous.
Ralph: I ated the purple berries! Ohhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh
Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
Ralph: They taste like...burning!

[The Stryker]

Buzz aldrin:"watch out they're ruffled!"

Poochy:"remember kids always recycle......to the X-treme!!!!!"

[GK Punk]

Carl: "I thought a guy with two wifes would be happy?"
Lenny: "No, you're thinking of a guy with two knives!"
Moe: *Holding up two knives* "I gotta admit guys this is pretty good!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is one of my favorite lines ever :lol:

[Knuckles]

Homer: Mmm...64 slices of American cheese.

[Mars-Chan]

Homer: Bring me two of every animal!
*Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II's eyes widen and they run out of the room*

D'OH!!! :D

[Hattori Hanzou]

"Quote; the raven: Eat my shorts"
Homer: Why you little...!!!"

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Luke: "Homer! Use the fork!"
Homer "The force?"
Luke: "No! The fork!"

[That Matt Guy]

Moe - You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?

[Hattori Hanzou]

"Beer is the answer" (sign in moe's bar)
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"Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
we barbecued her head
What happened to her body, what happened to her body"
(Nelson, singin' for Lisa)

[Mars-Chan]

Actually, that quote goes:
"Joy to the world, the teacher's dead,
We barbequed her head,
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes!
And round and round it....." *trails off*
:D

[The Stryker]

itchy and scratchy in pinicthyo

scratchy:"now you be good pinicthyo and don't you lie"

itchy:"i promise i will never hurt you..."

*itchy's nose grows and sticks through scratchy's eye*

scratchy:"Ouuuuche!"

[Mars-Chan]

:D :D :D I remember that episode!!

[Hattori Hanzou]

Attention people! Who ordered the London symphonie orchestra?
- Nobody. Maybe those who did where completely high when they did...
Cypress Hill, I'm lookin' in your direction!

CH: Um, we... *whispers* "Boys, did we..." Then: O.K., O.K.
Do you know 'insane in da brain'?

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D

[GK Punk]

That Homerpaloza episode had to be the best episode of the series. It may just be because it had Sonic Youth and Smashing Pumpkins in it though :lol:

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Homer: What if he finds our stash?!?!

Marge: We don't have a stash.

Homer: **Nervious** No...uh.. Of course not...

[TheShredder]

No the quote goes....
Marge: What's he digging for?
Homr: He's probably digging for drugs.
Marge: There's no drugs out there!
Homer: No... of course not.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Oh right, but isn't there an ep. where Homer mentions a stash?