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Pepzi · 05-28-2003, 09:36 AM

I cant tell u how much i love the show it's soooo funny...

Ralph: It taste like burning...

*That Matt Guy* · 05-28-2003, 09:41 AM

Oh man, there are soooo many good ones.

McBain: Mein bratwurst has a first name.. it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

*Jephael* · 05-28-2003, 09:43 AM

BART: "Safety sells, especially to lameos!"

Pepzi · 05-28-2003, 09:46 AM

Homer: hello my name is mr burns i belive u have a letter for me
Counter guy: okay mr burns whats ur first name
Homer: i dont know!

*That Matt Guy* · 05-28-2003, 10:03 AM

Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"?
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Mmm, nah. I want something that says people can have a nice relaxing time.
Homer: I got it! "Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker"!
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Hey! How about, "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"?
Barney: I hate it.

*The Stryker* · 05-28-2003, 10:14 AM

homer:"everyone here has a six-pack and im the only one with a keg"

*homer lifts up his shirt*

random gay guy:"Oh god cover up!!"

Pepzi · 05-28-2003, 10:21 AM

Homer - You mean you'll never eat pork?
Lisa -No.
Homer -Ham?
Lisa -No.
Homer -Bacon?
Lisa - Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer - Right lisa, a "magical" animal.

*kyabetsu* · 05-28-2003, 10:32 AM

Homer:
"THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS. THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS..."

Barney in bikini singing the 'i dream of Genie' Themesong:
"LA-LAA! LA-LA LALA LAAAAH!! *BLEEEEEECH* "

Homer:
"uhhhhh..." *shudder*

Pepzi · 05-28-2003, 10:32 AM

Docter - We could take the crayon out of your head. It can increase your IQ or it can kill you.
Homer -Increase my killing power, ay?

Peanut · 05-28-2003, 10:37 AM

Homer: I have this friend...his name is...Jimmy Joe Joe Junior...Shabbado.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I ever heard.
*Guy at bar starts crying and runs away*
Barney: WAIT! JIMMY JOE JOE!

Pepzi · 05-28-2003, 10:39 AM

"All my life somethings been missing inside of me. I've tried to fill it with friends, family religion, but thoes were just dead ends." - Homer

"operator, give me the number for 911!" - Homer

Homer talking to the Movementarians: Wait, so the cops knew internal affairs was setting them up?
Movementatarian:What are you talking about!? Theres nothing like that in the movie.
Homer: Well When I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span. OH LOOK! A BIRD. (chases bird)

Pepzi · 05-28-2003, 10:53 AM

marge - "homer, mr burns called in , he said if you dont come in tommorow, dont bother comnig in at all"
homer - "WOOHOO, 4 day weekend"

lisa- "bart do you know what this means! the next time we go to sleep we could die."
grampa- "welcome to my world kids" then he falls asleep

*Mars-Chan* · 05-28-2003, 12:02 PM

Homer:"Mmmm,donuts....."*drools*

Homer: Hey, Flanders! Come over here!"
Flanders:"Okily-dokily."
Cheif Wiggium: "It only works if someone breaks into the house."
Homer:"Ohhh! Go home, Flanders."
Flanders: "Okily-dokily."

Nsync: Thust, pivvot, do-si-do...
Lance: ...and end with the Maxtrix.
*all do the Maxrix poses, except Chris who falls to the ground and grunts*
I laughed so hard at that episode....

*Jephael* · 05-28-2003, 01:00 PM

HOMER (after discovering his face on a japanese box) "What, what's going on here? Why am I on this box?" ::whimpers something in jibberish::

*Cascadia* · 05-28-2003, 01:16 PM

my most memorable one is
Bart: "Eat my shorts"

another one
Homer: I will give you a piggy back ride. I mean a veggie back ride

*That Matt Guy* · 05-28-2003, 01:27 PM

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Homer to Mr. Burns: What are you going to do? Release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with the bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

*Anarchistguy* · 05-28-2003, 01:54 PM

Safety inspector: Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about?

*kyabetsu* · 05-28-2003, 02:18 PM

Grandpa Simpson:
Iiii liiiike Maaaaaaaatlooock....

*The Stryker* · 05-28-2003, 02:37 PM

Frank Grimes:"i don't need to wear safety gloves cuz im homer si-"

*grimes get electrocuted*

TMNT571 · 05-28-2003, 04:05 PM

saw this one last night not sure if its fully right.

Homer: Look I got runner up prize.
Lisa: You won second place"
Homer: No but i still got it ...(Homer leaves then comes back) Stealing is bad.

05-28-2003, 09:36 AM	#1
Pepzi Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sewer Posts: 420	Fav Simpson Quote I cant tell u how much i love the show it's soooo funny... Ralph: It taste like burning... __________________

05-28-2003, 09:43 AM	#3
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	BART: "Safety sells, especially to lameos!" __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

05-28-2003, 09:46 AM	#4
Pepzi Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sewer Posts: 420	Homer: hello my name is mr burns i belive u have a letter for me Counter guy: okay mr burns whats ur first name Homer: i dont know! __________________

05-28-2003, 10:14 AM	#6
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	homer:"everyone here has a six-pack and im the only one with a keg" homer lifts up his shirt random gay guy:"Oh god cover up!!" __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

05-28-2003, 10:21 AM	#7
Pepzi Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sewer Posts: 420	Homer - You mean you'll never eat pork? Lisa -No. Homer -Ham? Lisa -No. Homer -Bacon? Lisa - Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer - Right lisa, a "magical" animal. __________________

05-28-2003, 09:41 AM	#2
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Oh man, there are soooo many good ones. McBain: Mein bratwurst has a first name.. it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

05-28-2003, 10:03 AM	#5
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking. Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney: I like it! Moe: Mmm, nah. I want something that says people can have a nice relaxing time. Homer: I got it! "Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker"! Barney: I like it! Moe: Hey! How about, "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"? Barney: I hate it.

05-28-2003, 10:32 AM	#8
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	Homer: "THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS. THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS..." Barney in bikini singing the 'i dream of Genie' Themesong: "LA-LAA! LA-LA LALA LAAAAH!! BLEEEEEECH " Homer: "uhhhhh..." shudder

05-28-2003, 10:37 AM	#10
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Homer: I have this friend...his name is...Jimmy Joe Joe Junior...Shabbado. Moe: That's the stupidest name I ever heard. Guy at bar starts crying and runs away Barney: WAIT! JIMMY JOE JOE!

05-28-2003, 10:39 AM	#11
Pepzi Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sewer Posts: 420	"All my life somethings been missing inside of me. I've tried to fill it with friends, family religion, but thoes were just dead ends." - Homer "operator, give me the number for 911!" - Homer Homer talking to the Movementarians: Wait, so the cops knew internal affairs was setting them up? Movementatarian:What are you talking about!? Theres nothing like that in the movie. Homer: Well When I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span. OH LOOK! A BIRD. (chases bird) __________________

05-28-2003, 10:53 AM	#12
Pepzi Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sewer Posts: 420	marge - "homer, mr burns called in , he said if you dont come in tommorow, dont bother comnig in at all" homer - "WOOHOO, 4 day weekend" lisa- "bart do you know what this means! the next time we go to sleep we could die." grampa- "welcome to my world kids" then he falls asleep __________________

05-28-2003, 12:02 PM	#13
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Homer:"Mmmm,donuts....."drools Homer: Hey, Flanders! Come over here!" Flanders:"Okily-dokily." Cheif Wiggium: "It only works if someone breaks into the house." Homer:"Ohhh! Go home, Flanders." Flanders: "Okily-dokily." Nsync: Thust, pivvot, do-si-do... Lance: ...and end with the Maxtrix. all do the Maxrix poses, except Chris who falls to the ground and grunts I laughed so hard at that episode.... __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

05-28-2003, 01:00 PM	#14
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	HOMER (after discovering his face on a japanese box) "What, what's going on here? Why am I on this box?" ::whimpers something in jibberish:: __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

05-28-2003, 01:16 PM	#15
Cascadia Oregonian in heart & soul Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,731	my most memorable one is Bart: "Eat my shorts" another one Homer: I will give you a piggy back ride. I mean a veggie back ride __________________ Formally known as Scientific freak

05-28-2003, 01:27 PM	#16
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. Homer to Mr. Burns: What are you going to do? Release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with the bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

05-28-2003, 01:54 PM	#17
Anarchistguy Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada (This country is too peaceful, Something's up...) Posts: 2,137	Safety inspector: Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight. Homer: What the hell are you talking about? __________________ M.D.K. Maim! Destroy! Kill!!! "When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down, so those who don't like me can kiss my ass!"

05-28-2003, 02:18 PM	#18
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	Grandpa Simpson: Iiii liiiike Maaaaaaaatlooock....

05-28-2003, 02:37 PM	#19
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Frank Grimes:"i don't need to wear safety gloves cuz im homer si-" grimes get electrocuted __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

05-28-2003, 04:05 PM	#20
TMNT571 Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New York Posts: 352	saw this one last night not sure if its fully right. Homer: Look I got runner up prize. Lisa: You won second place" Homer: No but i still got it ...(Homer leaves then comes back) Stealing is bad. __________________ http://www.ninjai.com/index.html