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Skeletoncrew
06-17-2003, 11:58 PM
Hey all, I was at Toys R Us geeking out on TMNT stuff today when I realized how absurd I must have looked to anyone watching. So here's a little game based upon that thought. I'll ask "What does it mean when...?", you answer the question (humorously I hope) and then ask your own "What does it mean when?"
What does it mean when a 25 year-old woman shops boyswear at Toys R Us for t-shirts?
GK Punk
06-18-2003, 12:08 AM
It means the 23 year old male in the Masters of the Universe section can't fit in to them :cry:
GK Punk
06-18-2003, 12:12 AM
Trust me, I'm trying to come up with another one :lol:
GK Punk
06-18-2003, 12:15 AM
What does it mean when the same 23 year old BEGS the Toys R Us Employee to check the back for more figures?
Leo656
06-18-2003, 12:19 AM
It means that's one pissed Toys R Us employee, cuz you just KNOW he was holding those for himself.
What does it mean when you have no money for the cable bill, but can always scrounge up a few dollars for the newest Hulk Hogan figure that Jakks puts out?
Skeletoncrew
06-18-2003, 12:31 AM
It means you have priorities!
What does it mean when the sound of gleeful little children playing outside drives you batty?
It means you are over 10.
What does it mean when you exclaim "I'll ****ing kill myself!" and your friends look at you, and continue their converstaion? lol
cqb101
06-18-2003, 06:37 AM
It means you need new friends.
What does it mean when ytou actually kill yourself, and nobody cares?
HorseTechie
06-18-2003, 09:06 AM
That you have a serious conditon of insanity that had made you undesireable. (Red Dragon, anyone?) :P
What does it mean when you spend more time on the computer, instead of watching TV or reading books?
That Matt Guy
06-18-2003, 09:08 AM
It means you should spend time outside.
What does it mean when you spend $800 on a Nazi uniform?
cqb101
06-18-2003, 09:33 AM
It means your obsessed.
What does it mean when you wear that uniform in public?
Raven
06-18-2003, 09:39 AM
it means you'll have a bunch of patroits after you
what does it mean when a mob is after you
That Matt Guy
06-18-2003, 09:41 AM
It means you'll end up like Jimmy Hoffa.
What does it mean when you're skin looks like Ronald Reagan's face?
Raven
06-18-2003, 09:52 AM
it means your old and stupid
what does it mean when your head hurts from taking a piss
That Matt Guy
06-18-2003, 09:53 AM
It means you took one huge piss.
What does it mean when you put on a pirate costume and walk around town?
Skeletoncrew
06-18-2003, 12:04 PM
It means you're probably using cheesy pick-up lines like "Hey baby, wanna walk my plank?"
What does it mean when someone shakes their fist threateningly at you?
Raven
06-18-2003, 12:29 PM
it means a guy is comming after you after he caught you with his girl!
what does it mean when a bird sings
Skeletoncrew
06-18-2003, 12:35 PM
It means I need to load the shotgun. Frickin' birds chirpin' all the frickin' time...
What does it mean when drivers hit the gas as you're using the crosswalk in front of them?
Jephael
06-18-2003, 12:38 PM
It means they're too damn old to be behind the wheel!
What does it mean when you're having a conversation and the next word you're about to say is temporarily blanked out from your vocabulary?
Raven
06-18-2003, 12:43 PM
it means your damn stupid
what does it mean when your friend pokes your eyes out!
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 12:48 PM
It means he's extremely bored.
What does it mean when you someone starts bitching at you for no reason at all?
cqb101
06-18-2003, 12:54 PM
It means you like Matt Hardy. :lol:
What does it mean when you take preperation H oraly?
That Matt Guy
06-18-2003, 01:01 PM
It means you are Peter Jennings.
What does it mean when you put on a Bob Saget mask?
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 01:19 PM
Your tryin to look like Mathew138
What does it mean when you cant stop staring at a clock?
Reznorite420
06-18-2003, 01:22 PM
Hey all, I was at Toys R Us geeking out on TMNT stuff today when I realized how absurd I must have looked to anyone watching.This is a bit off topic (but based on that quote):
Why do you say you looked "absurd" when "geeking out" (how that term came about is beyond me) on TMNT merch? I personally don't give a flip about what the general populace thinks of me buying TMNT stuff, new or old. Hey, it's their problem that they're afraid to show the geek in them, damn mainstreamers...
You know what I say? Anyone that's into at least one "geek" item (Star Trek, Star Wars, etc), TMNT included, probably has a higher IQ/better scholastic potential than one who's strictly a mainstreamer soley in it just because it's a fad and "goes with the flow". Gah, that kind of person makes me sick. As far as I go, I'm proud to be a "geek" that's not afraid to BE MYSELF!
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 01:30 PM
that your eyes will soon be blood shot and dry up and fall out.
what does it mean when you always have shredder kick the turtles asses?
Reznorite420
06-18-2003, 01:31 PM
It means that the creators of TMNT have a sense of realism in them.
What does it mean when you juggle torches in a crowded bathroom?
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 01:42 PM
It means that taking a crap isnt enough for you.
What does it mean when you start screaming during an exam?
That Matt Guy
06-18-2003, 01:53 PM
It means you're as dumb as Triceraton.
What does it mean when you eat paper bags?
Raven
06-18-2003, 02:22 PM
it means your a dumbass like mattew138
what happens when you find your best friend in bed
with your girlfriend
cqb101
06-18-2003, 02:23 PM
It means this thread is gonna get closed.
What does it mean when Krang closes this thread?
Raven
06-18-2003, 02:25 PM
it means some one is probably gonna get warned!
what does it mean when there 2 people in front of you
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 02:29 PM
it means you should walk between them, shoving both over in the process ;).
What does it mean when people say this thread is gonna be closed?
Leo656
06-18-2003, 02:29 PM
It means we have a bunch of immature children on the board, not to mention paranoid.
What does it mean when nobody thinks Matthew138 is funny except me?
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 02:38 PM
It means we don't know your kinda humor :P
What does it mean when I can't feel my feet?
Leo656
06-18-2003, 02:40 PM
It means your leg warmers are too tight.
What does it mean when I can hear pudding?
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 02:41 PM
it means you've become Bill Cosby
What does it mean when jello is really soup?
Leo656
06-18-2003, 02:43 PM
It means it's been in the fridge too long. Either that or your mom's a lousy cook.
What does it mean when my cat can burp louder than I can?
Raven
06-18-2003, 02:45 PM
it means bird are attacking
what does it mean when some one holds a
gun to your face
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 02:51 PM
It means you should do the opposite of what they tell you to do... :lol:
what does it mean if my head explodes?
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 02:58 PM
It means you took your own advice.
What does it mean when Matthew138 cant leave people alone?
The Defibrillator
06-18-2003, 03:03 PM
It means he needs to take a nap
What does it mean when you have a parrot for a pet?
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 03:05 PM
It means you like to be constantly annoyed
Wht does it mean when your parrot sits facing the wall, never doing anything but crap?
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 03:05 PM
it means you have a lot of ... um... 'stuff' to clean up :lol:
What does it mean when i'm listening to odd techno songs?
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 03:09 PM
it means your as bored as I am :)
What does it mean when you listen to the same song 18 times in a row?
The Defibrillator
06-18-2003, 03:10 PM
That the Pinky and the Brain techno remix has sparked alot of curiosity in you. (same thing happened to me :) )
what does it mean when your little sisters pet rabbit just bit you on the hand?
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 03:12 PM
it means your gonna get rabies :dead:
What does it mean when your kitty kills Ace Duck in a motorcycle accident?
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 03:12 PM
it means it wants to be eaten for supper
what does it mean if TMNH never comes back to tt.com cuz of the rabbit bite?
That Matt Guy
06-18-2003, 03:19 PM
What does it mean when Matthew138 cant leave people alone?
:-? I only bother you it you bother me first.
The Defibrillator
06-18-2003, 03:21 PM
it means it wants to be eaten for supper
what does it mean if TMNH never comes back to tt.com cuz of the rabbit bite?
It means that I will be the new and improved superhero, Rabbitman! The rabbit was actually radioactive, and I would be fighting evil as it comes!
http://www.petstorecaresheets.com/images/rabbitman.jpg
what does it mean if you have an anvil fall on your head?
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 03:22 PM
it means you have a new side kick: Pancake Boy!
what does it mean when someone puts tape on your shirt?
That Matt Guy
06-18-2003, 03:26 PM
It means they were out of glue.
What does it mean when you dress up like a crash test dummy and then run in front of cars?
Jephael
06-18-2003, 03:33 PM
It means you're auditioning for Jackass the Sequal!
What does it mean when your cat can't decide whether to stay inside or outside?
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 04:16 PM
It means it wants to get slammed in the screen door
What does it mean when someone whispers you and starts talking in a foreign language?
Raven
06-18-2003, 04:45 PM
it means your in a different country with a hooker
what does it mean when you fall down
Skeletoncrew
06-18-2003, 05:04 PM
Hey all, I was at Toys R Us geeking out on TMNT stuff today when I realized how absurd I must have looked to anyone watching.This is a bit off topic (but based on that quote):
Why do you say you looked "absurd" when "geeking out" (how that term came about is beyond me) on TMNT merch? I personally don't give a flip about what the general populace thinks of me buying TMNT stuff, new or old. Hey, it's their problem that they're afraid to show the geek in them, damn mainstreamers...
You know what I say? Anyone that's into at least one "geek" item (Star Trek, Star Wars, etc), TMNT included, probably has a higher IQ/better scholastic potential than one who's strictly a mainstreamer soley in it just because it's a fad and "goes with the flow". Gah, that kind of person makes me sick. As far as I go, I'm proud to be a "geek" that's not afraid to BE MYSELF!
Just for the record, and I am proud to be an interesting enough person that I can and do geek out over stuff. "Geek out" is my term for when someone gets really excited about a subject that a lot of people probably wouldn't. Geeking out is a lot of fun. I've had a lot of great experiences in my life because I've geeked out about something and said "I HAVE to do that/go see that/get that/meet this person...etc"
As for looking absurd, there's nothing wrong with that either. I like making people do double-takes, or maybe think about things in new ways. It just gave me the giggles when I realized that a lot of people would find my getting all excited over those t-shirts to be completely and totally nuts. I am PROUD to be an individual! :D
Moomintroll
06-18-2003, 05:11 PM
what does it mean when you fall down
It means that if you were in Australia, you would fall up!
Skeletoncrew
06-18-2003, 05:16 PM
What does it mean when you forget to post a question?
Jephael
06-18-2003, 05:24 PM
It means you can't come up with anything.
What does it mean when you wake up in the morning and have to take a leak, but you're still too damn tired to get out of bed?
Moomintroll
06-18-2003, 05:28 PM
it mean you have to buy Depends....
Skeletoncrew
06-18-2003, 05:30 PM
It means that unless you want a wet bed, you'd better get up and stumble to the bathroom.
What does it mean when you crave cheap frozen pizza?
Moomintroll
06-18-2003, 05:32 PM
It means you are not craving hot pizza
What does it mean when 3 people in the last 30 minutes told you you were a figment of their imagination?
Skeletoncrew
06-18-2003, 05:36 PM
It means that either they're all deluded, you're deluded, or I'm deluded.
What does it mean when people just can't seem to stop talking?
Moomintroll
06-18-2003, 05:38 PM
Schitzophrenia?
What does it mean when you can't spell "Schitzophrenia?"
SlayerX
06-18-2003, 06:22 PM
it means you need to look at www.dictionary.com :wink:
What does it mean when you are riding your bike, and see a squirrel jump over your head into the bush?
Raven
06-18-2003, 08:30 PM
it means your high off your ass
what happens when your grandma asks you about
your sex life
Skeletoncrew
06-18-2003, 08:46 PM
Hell freezes over and pigs fly.
What does it mean when Ninja Turtles make you happy?
Raven
06-18-2003, 08:51 PM
it means your life is not worth living! :roll:
what does it mean when you can say thing through burps
Kid Icarus
06-18-2003, 09:18 PM
it means you have WAY too much free time
what does it mean when you can say anything in farts? :-?
It means your breath stinks! :lol:
What does it mean when Michael Jordan grows his hair back?
Kid Icarus
06-19-2003, 12:18 AM
It means he found out about Rogaine
What does it mean when you friends run screaming from you when you blink?
You have hypnotic powers in your eyes, when you blink, they snap out of it, and run.
What does it mean when you're a geek but not smart?
That Matt Guy
06-19-2003, 05:19 AM
It means you live a lonely and sheltered life, plotting and schemeing against you're unseen foes.
What does it mean when you have a Pee Wee Herman porno collection?
SlayerX
06-19-2003, 06:53 AM
It means that there is nut house workers coming to your house right now
What does it mean when your playing an RPG, your 2 minutes in, and it says Congratulations! YOu have won the game!
That Matt Guy
06-19-2003, 06:58 AM
It means you play way too many video games.
What does it mean when you get a tattoo of Jack Osbourne?
SlayerX
06-19-2003, 06:59 AM
It means you were drunk
What does it mean when people talk for hours, and you have no idea what they are talking about since they first started?
Raven
06-19-2003, 07:23 AM
it means your ears are plugged
what does it mean when a guy slapps anther guys
but
Moomintroll
06-19-2003, 12:33 PM
It means they are foodball players and just scored a touchdown
what does it mean when you had 5 cups of coffee and you are still sleepy?
Skeletoncrew
06-19-2003, 12:42 PM
It means you need to get some sleep!
What does it mean when you find a little bug crawling around in your salt shaker?
Kid Icarus
06-19-2003, 01:06 PM
that its time to get a new salt shaker.
whats it mean when a spider makes a nest in a turtle toy?
Raven
06-19-2003, 01:15 PM
it means you and the spider can watch the new show together
what does it mean when you go crazy
Kid Icarus
06-19-2003, 01:58 PM
it means you get to meet mr. demoic bunny rabbit too *nods*.
what does it mean when the voices stop talking to you?
Moomintroll
06-19-2003, 02:20 PM
It means you need to get some sleep!
LIES! Sleep is for the weak!!!!!!!!! :lol:
It means that one of the voices is passive aggresive and is mad at you, and the other voices are just being cliquish.
What does it mean when someone at the forum went bonkers and started posting insults in all caps?
IT MEANS YOU'RE UGLY! UGLY, I TELL YA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!
What does it mean when you dig your nose with a dead frog's leg?
Raven
06-19-2003, 08:49 PM
it means your just like me!
waht does it mean when you use the name major pain for one of your kids
Kaejae
06-19-2003, 09:50 PM
It means that you're totally messed up in the head.
What does it mean when a complete stranger walks up to you and starts yelling out "I like happy eggs!"?
It means the "yolk's" on you! :D
What does it mean when 2003 Shredder meets Darth Vader?
Skeletoncrew
06-19-2003, 11:39 PM
It means I can die a fulfilled woman.
What does it mean when you spend several hours of your day playing Evil Dead: Fistful of Boomstick on your PS2?
It means "I'm the guy with the gun!" 8)
What does it mean when a tornado swallows your Xbox?
The Defibrillator
06-20-2003, 12:14 AM
It means you need to move out of Oklahoma.
What does it mean when you put a cd in the microwave?
Raven
06-20-2003, 07:41 AM
it means you dont have any more toy soliders
waht does iut mean when your hit by somes fist
SlayerX
06-20-2003, 01:41 PM
It means your kept posting replys that a 2 year old could beat.
What does it mean when you go to the comic book store and put up a hissy fit because they said theyd hold the last TMNT DW#1, and then they sold it to someone else?
The Defibrillator
06-20-2003, 01:42 PM
It means someone needs a beat-down
what does it mean when you have more dogs than teeth?
SlayerX
06-20-2003, 01:44 PM
it means your old
what does it mean when everyone hates one of your friends? :|
Raven
06-20-2003, 01:50 PM
it means trucks have wheels
what does it mean when your stuck in a room full of girls
and your the only male
SlayerX
06-20-2003, 01:51 PM
it means all the girls are dead ugly
what does it mean when they start coming towards you?
Raven
06-20-2003, 01:55 PM
it means you better run like hell
what does mean when you forgot to your clothes to school
SlayerX
06-20-2003, 01:57 PM
it means your as drunk as major pain is right now :D
what does it mean when you are walking down the street and a cat starts hissing and chasing you
Raven
06-20-2003, 01:59 PM
it means *burp* your a dog or think you are :roll:
what does it mean when young gals asks you when the end of the world is comming
SlayerX
06-20-2003, 02:02 PM
it means your gonna go on a killing spree and kil everyone in the world
what does it mean when you cant buy a gun to go on a killing spree?
Raven
06-20-2003, 02:08 PM
it means you have to steal a bat from sammy sosa
what does it mean when youu have to steal a bat from sammy sosa
SlayerX
06-20-2003, 02:10 PM
it means that your gonna get your face kicked in if he catches you
what does it mean when you are so friggin bored you cant think of anything to do?
Raven
06-20-2003, 02:15 PM
it means your like most people on this board
what does it mean when you find brown spot on your eye!
The 7th Turtle
06-20-2003, 02:42 PM
it means you're me (really...)
what does it mean when millions of big yellow cats start to fall from the sky?
Moomintroll
06-20-2003, 02:49 PM
It means your OJ had LSD in it
What does it mean when you swallowed your tounge?
The 7th Turtle
06-20-2003, 02:52 PM
that means you're dead
what does it mean when all there is to watch on tv is Jay Leno?
Raven
06-20-2003, 02:52 PM
it means you need to go to the vet
what does it mean when a four man army is after you
Moomintroll
06-20-2003, 02:57 PM
it means you pissed off fidel castro
what does mean when you forgot your gender
Raven
06-20-2003, 02:59 PM
it means you cant date any one
what does it mean when your thrown off a chair
HorseTechie
06-20-2003, 03:01 PM
You're in a pro-wrestling match.
What does it mean when you are bored out of your mind?
The Defibrillator
06-20-2003, 03:01 PM
That you were spinning too fast.
what does it mean when you want to see the Hulk but its sold out
Raven
06-20-2003, 03:04 PM
it means yu will turn into the hulk because your so mad
what does it mean when you cant drive
The Defibrillator
06-20-2003, 03:10 PM
That you need to learn (couldn't think of anything else!)
What does it mean when you can't wait another 7 hrs, and 48 minutes till midnight?
The 7th Turtle
06-20-2003, 03:13 PM
that means you're not in israel, cause it's midnight already
What does it mean when your cellphone brakes?
Raven
06-20-2003, 03:14 PM
it means your dogs are barking at you
what does it mean when you have spent all day on the net just talking
Moomintroll
06-20-2003, 03:20 PM
it means you have MY job :-)
what does it mean when you are hungry but too lazy to eat?
The Defibrillator
06-20-2003, 03:20 PM
that means you're not in israel, cause it's midnight already
psst, it means that I can't wait for the HP bash at Barnes and Noble!
On topic:
it means that you need to get some excercise
what does it mean when you just watched the Music video to "the saga begins" by weird al?
Moomintroll
06-20-2003, 03:22 PM
it means you will soon be eaten by worms
what does it mean when you want to live in a sewer with 4 turtles or a metal box with a giant brain?
Raven
06-20-2003, 03:25 PM
it means you need to fly into a wall
what does it mean when there are people with protest signs out side your home
Kid Icarus
06-20-2003, 03:26 PM
that you've gone crazy, just like the rest of us here ^_^.
What does it mean when your watching a little countdown ticker waiting for midnight?
Raven
06-20-2003, 03:40 PM
means your waiting for the aliens from the zig zog country to come a pick a fight with you so hahahahahahahahaha...................my eyes hurt!!!
what does it means when you can barely stand up
The Defibrillator
06-20-2003, 03:41 PM
someone tied your feet together
what does it mean when your Photoshop won't open?
Raven
06-20-2003, 03:42 PM
it means your srewed like me!
what does it mean when you cant spell
Kid Icarus
06-20-2003, 03:55 PM
it means your secretly me! :sick:
what does it mean when your moniter starts making hissing noises?
Moomintroll
06-20-2003, 03:55 PM
it means you are me
what does it mean when you like cheese
Raven
06-20-2003, 03:56 PM
it means theres a cat on your face
what does it mean when you start talking like a girl
Leo656
06-20-2003, 04:22 PM
It means you're PWDESAI
What does it mean when recently-banned idiots decide to IM you at random?
That Matt Guy
06-20-2003, 07:07 PM
It means they have no life and like to annoy people who don't give a crap about them.
What does it mean when you resurect A.H.?
Jephael
06-20-2003, 07:12 PM
It means I'm gonna have fun with my cousin's shot gun!
What does it mean when you can't stop flirting with a girl you know you can't possibly be with?
Moomintroll
06-20-2003, 07:36 PM
It means much time is spent alone in your room with the one eyed monster
what does it mean when you take pics of strangers cause you wanna do them?
That Matt Guy
06-20-2003, 07:40 PM
Hopefully it means you don't want to kidnap them, have you're way with them, and then dump the bodies in a lake.
What does it mean when you wake up as Abraham Lincoln?
Moomintroll
06-20-2003, 07:54 PM
it means many history books with be written about you
what does it mean when you are too tired to get up and go to bed?
Jephael
06-20-2003, 07:59 PM
It means you're my father.
What does it mean when you keep getting annoying phone calls from telemarketers?
Raven
06-21-2003, 10:29 AM
it means you have to tell them your part of the mob and you'll kill there ass
what does it mean when there are 6balls but you started out with only 4!
It means you got a lotta balls... :|
What does it mean when a dog tries to bite a monkey?
Raven
06-22-2003, 08:19 AM
it means he has monkey poxs
what does it mean when the person sitting next to you has one eye
Quiller-Bee
06-22-2003, 12:35 PM
It means that they ran with scissors.
What does it mean when you find yourself sitting and contemplating the sheer genius of the spork?
Raven
06-22-2003, 02:33 PM
it means there are cats that are gay
what does it mean when you wake up
Skeletoncrew
06-24-2003, 12:10 AM
It means you were asleep. Time for a pop quiz on the subject matter that was just covered!
What does it mean when you think Pinhead from Hellraiser is sexy?
Raven
06-24-2003, 07:45 AM
it means a wizard put you under spell
what does it mean when your cat threatens to kill you
Quiller-Bee
06-24-2003, 02:45 PM
It means you beat him to the punch and take the bastard out.
What does it mean when Pinhead from Hellraiser thinks that YOU are sexy?
Raven
06-24-2003, 03:24 PM
it means nothing and somthing to anything :roll:
what does it mean when your first name starts with F and ends with K
It means your name is....Frank. :D
What does it mean when Carrot Top does a TV show?
Jephael
06-24-2003, 07:24 PM
It means get the Ridelin bottles!
What does it mean when Weird Al Yankavic keeps rearing his ugly head on VH1?
Skeletoncrew
06-25-2003, 01:12 AM
It means time for a grapefruit diet!
What does it mean when you're sitting there eatting dinner, and it suddenly occurs to you that you're eatting at a table with human bones on it?
Raven
06-25-2003, 07:43 AM
it means that there are people dying on your table
what does it mean when you hear the sound of a train
Skeletoncrew
06-26-2003, 03:38 PM
It means that if you're on the tracks, you need to get the heck off of them!
What does it mean when your wrists keep hurting?
Raven
06-26-2003, 04:06 PM
it means your were um dont go there its just sick
what does it mean when 5 fats guys tell you, you need to lose weight
Skeletoncrew
06-26-2003, 11:54 PM
It means you must be fatter than them.
What does it mean when your thighs stick to a leather or vinyl seat?
Raven
06-27-2003, 08:19 AM
it means you have to get rid of the cat
what does it mean when you find out your pregnant
but your a male!
Skeletoncrew
06-27-2003, 02:51 PM
It means its time to sell your story to the National Enquirer.
What does it mean when animals attack?
It means somewhere there's a animal watching "When Humans Act Like Stupid Dumbasses" :roll:
What does it mean when Bruce Campbell becomes a mute?
Skeletoncrew
06-28-2003, 01:05 AM
It means I need to sacrifice as many babies and virgins to as many Gods as it takes for him to get his voice back!
What does it mean when someone stuffs a lit firecracker down your pants?
It means you're gonna get a BLOW job. :o
What does it mean when you start to smell like cigarettes and waffles?
Skeletoncrew
06-28-2003, 02:04 AM
LOL. It means you're a bachelor who smokes.
What does it mean when stuffed animals attack?
azure turtle
06-28-2003, 02:21 AM
It means FOX has found it's newest reality TV show.
What does it mean when little green elves decide to live in your backyard?
Skeletoncrew
06-28-2003, 02:32 AM
It means you need to check with your local gardencenter to find out if they're good for your landscape, or bad.
What does it mean when ninja turtles are blue?
azure turtle
06-28-2003, 02:43 AM
It means they eat too many mangos. Or swim in blue dye. :embarass: But this turtle is a natural blue. :razz:
What does it mean when the marshmellows disappear in a cup of hot chocolate?
Raven
06-28-2003, 01:03 PM
it means you need to get off the toliet
what does it mean when you forget you cant fly
Skeletoncrew
06-28-2003, 03:00 PM
It means you have to face the harsh reality of gravity.
What does it mean when cut grass makes you sneeze?
Raven
06-28-2003, 03:53 PM
it means you need to take your clothes off and dance in the rain
what does it mean when you cant swim and there are sharks by you
It means you're NOT gonna find Nemo... :cry:
What does it mean when I see dead people?
Skeletoncrew
06-28-2003, 11:53 PM
It means you're in the presense of dead people. Congratulations!
What does it mean when your favorite genre of movies is zombie movies?
Raven
06-29-2003, 08:03 AM
it means your gonna like 28 days later
what does it mean when you barf out yesterdays food
It means today, you're gonna eat tomorrow's puke. :dead:
What does it mean when I find a skunk robbing a bank?
Raven
06-29-2003, 05:58 PM
it means peppy la pu has now become a robber instead of a lover
what does it mean when a brick hits you on the head
It means Mario's luck has finally turned for the worst... :(
What does it mean when someone cuts off your knuckles?
Jephael
06-29-2003, 10:43 PM
It means you threatened one Soprano too many!
What does it mean when your cat has been alive for 12 years?
Raven
06-30-2003, 08:00 AM
it means he knows somthing about a long life that you dont
what does it mean when a fish starts talking to you
The 7th Turtle
06-30-2003, 09:15 AM
it means you drank too much beer
what does it mean when your GB doesn't have any sound?
Raven
06-30-2003, 09:17 AM
it means you need to make your own sounds
what does it mean when 1000 of year old mummy come after you
Skeletoncrew
07-01-2003, 11:04 PM
It means you've got Bruce Campbell's roll in Bubba Ho-Tep.
What does it mean when the speakers on your computer keep quitting?
Raven
07-02-2003, 07:27 AM
it means the hampster on the wheel got tired and stopped
what does it mean when your out of food
Skeletoncrew
07-02-2003, 02:48 PM
It means you need to go to the grocery store. Or the soup kitchen if you have no money.
What does it mean when you thought you hated sushi, but you're suddenly craving it on a daily basis?
Raven
07-02-2003, 03:01 PM
it means there comming for you RUN
what does it mean when a can of soup hits you in the head
Skeletoncrew
07-02-2003, 03:13 PM
It means you are in the presence of a past, present, or future Jerry Springer guest.
What does it mean your action figures start talking to you?
Raven
07-02-2003, 08:06 PM
it means you'll have a fun time in the mental instatution
what does it mean when your body feels numb but theres a cat at ther door?(ya I know weird)
Skeletoncrew
07-03-2003, 03:40 PM
It means that cat's something I can't explain!
What does it mean when someone tells you to open your mouth and say "ahhh"?
Raven
07-03-2003, 04:01 PM
it means get out of the car and do your laundry!
what does it mean when a 7ft male pays hockey
It means I won a bet. :D
What does it mean when they make a Terminator/Matrix crossover movie?
Raven
07-05-2003, 09:11 AM
it means thtas gonna be one hell of a weird movie
what does it mean when the sun dissappears
It means that Pluto will be REALLY cold.
What does it mean when I find an Playboy magazine in a fishing tank?
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