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06-17-2003, 11:58 PM
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Foot Elite
 Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains
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What does it mean when...?
Hey all, I was at Toys R Us geeking out on TMNT stuff today when I realized how absurd I must have looked to anyone watching. So here's a little game based upon that thought. I'll ask "What does it mean when...?", you answer the question (humorously I hope) and then ask your own "What does it mean when?"
What does it mean when a 25 year-old woman shops boyswear at Toys R Us for t-shirts? |
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06-18-2003, 12:08 AM
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I'm your Devil
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,439
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It means the 23 year old male in the Masters of the Universe section can't fit in to them
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06-18-2003, 12:12 AM
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I'm your Devil
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,439
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Trust me, I'm trying to come up with another one
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06-18-2003, 12:15 AM
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I'm your Devil
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,439
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What does it mean when the same 23 year old BEGS the Toys R Us Employee to check the back for more figures?
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06-18-2003, 12:19 AM
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Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: nWo Country
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It means that's one pissed Toys R Us employee, cuz you just KNOW he was holding those for himself.
What does it mean when you have no money for the cable bill, but can always scrounge up a few dollars for the newest Hulk Hogan figure that Jakks puts out? |
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06-18-2003, 12:31 AM
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Foot Elite
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains
Posts: 3,275
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It means you have priorities!
What does it mean when the sound of gleeful little children playing outside drives you batty? |
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06-18-2003, 12:53 AM
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Hench Mutant
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Close enough to kill you ;)
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It means you are over 10.
What does it mean when you exclaim "I'll ****ing kill myself!" and your friends look at you, and continue their converstaion? lol
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06-18-2003, 09:06 AM
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Inactive Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Midwest
Posts: 5,677
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That you have a serious conditon of insanity that had made you undesireable. (Red Dragon, anyone?)
 What does it mean when you spend more time on the computer, instead of watching TV or reading books? |
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06-18-2003, 09:08 AM
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Honey Bunches
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lone Star State
Posts: 5,840
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It means you should spend time outside.
What does it mean when you spend $800 on a Nazi uniform? |
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06-18-2003, 09:39 AM
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follower of Jesus
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,212
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it means you'll have a bunch of patroits after you
what does it mean when a mob is after you |
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06-18-2003, 09:41 AM
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Honey Bunches
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lone Star State
Posts: 5,840
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It means you'll end up like Jimmy Hoffa.
What does it mean when you're skin looks like Ronald Reagan's face? |
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06-18-2003, 09:52 AM
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follower of Jesus
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,212
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it means your old and stupid
what does it mean when your head hurts from taking a piss |
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06-18-2003, 09:53 AM
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Honey Bunches
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lone Star State
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It means you took one huge piss.
What does it mean when you put on a pirate costume and walk around town? |
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06-18-2003, 12:04 PM
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Foot Elite
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains
Posts: 3,275
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It means you're probably using cheesy pick-up lines like "Hey baby, wanna walk my plank?"
What does it mean when someone shakes their fist threateningly at you? |
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06-18-2003, 12:29 PM
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follower of Jesus
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,212
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it means a guy is comming after you after he caught you with his girl!
what does it mean when a bird sings |
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06-18-2003, 12:35 PM
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Foot Elite
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains
Posts: 3,275
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It means I need to load the shotgun. Frickin' birds chirpin' all the frickin' time...
What does it mean when drivers hit the gas as you're using the crosswalk in front of them? |
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06-18-2003, 12:38 PM
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That whack job behind you
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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It means they're too damn old to be behind the wheel!
What does it mean when you're having a conversation and the next word you're about to say is temporarily blanked out from your vocabulary?
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06-18-2003, 12:43 PM
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follower of Jesus
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,212
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it means your damn stupid
what does it mean when your friend pokes your eyes out! |
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