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Moomintroll

07-28-2003, 05:59 PM

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first somewhat-portly mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, wearing an expensive fur coat; "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Mercedes." He turns to the third Mom, who was somewhat inebriated; "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, who was wearing a skin tight leather skirt, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Leo656

07-28-2003, 06:03 PM

Bwahahahahaaaa..... :lol:

That Matt Guy

07-28-2003, 06:04 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.

Leo656

07-28-2003, 06:06 PM

Ouch... cheapshot...

Albrecht

07-28-2003, 06:10 PM

:| :| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... :o

cqb101

07-28-2003, 06:36 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm surprised Garet even understood it.

Eye of Sarnath

07-28-2003, 06:51 PM

:lol:

Brodie

07-28-2003, 06:51 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm surprised Garet even understood it.

:lol:

Raven

07-28-2003, 09:26 PM

oh man thats great!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

XERO

07-28-2003, 09:31 PM

*dies laughing* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :dead:

Reznorite420

07-28-2003, 09:39 PM

I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I? :dead:

Raven

07-28-2003, 09:42 PM

I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I? :dead:
:lol:
I dont think your the only one
:lol:

GK Punk

07-28-2003, 09:45 PM

I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I? :dead:

So if I was wearing Cats eye contacts, would you find me sexy o_0

Reznorite420

07-28-2003, 09:46 PM

I dont think your the only oneSadly for you my age makes it more plausible for her to return the favor to me than to you :P

GK Punk

07-28-2003, 09:47 PM

I dont think your the only oneSadly for you my age makes it more plausible for her to return the favor to me than to you :P

Sadly, I don't think it'll happen anyways.... :|

Raven

07-28-2003, 09:48 PM

I dont think your the only oneSadly for you my age makes it more plausible for her to return the favor to me than to you :P
ok........good for you see if I give a f*** :roll:

Reznorite420

07-28-2003, 09:48 PM

So if I was wearing Cats eye contacts, would you find me sexy o_0You never know...I could change my sexual orientation this instant if I wanted to, but I don't, sorry...

Moomintroll

07-28-2003, 10:22 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.
...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

cqb101

07-28-2003, 10:23 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.
...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

:lol:

Moomintroll

07-28-2003, 10:24 PM

I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I? :dead:

So if I was wearing Cats eye contacts, would you find me sexy o_0

...but you are already a cat, thus sexified, you don't need contacts
cat power! ;-)

GK Punk

07-28-2003, 10:46 PM

So if I was wearing Cats eye contacts, would you find me sexy o_0You never know...I could change my sexual orientation this instant if I wanted to, but I don't, sorry...

Rez, seriously dude... you NEED to stop hitting on me! I told you, I'm only interested in girls :P

...but you are already a cat, thus sexified, you don't need contacts
cat power! :wink:

:D

Leo656

07-28-2003, 10:48 PM

I possess no cat power... but I do possess a mullet. And chicks *love* to stroke it. :D

And every once in a while it absorbs bullets and spits them back at my attackers. But only if I've had my V05 hot oil treatments that day.

Reznorite420

07-28-2003, 10:50 PM

Rez, seriously dude... you NEED to stop hitting on me! I told you, I'm only interested in girls :PWho said you're not mistaking MY gender and that I'm not lying about myself :wink:

Leo656

07-28-2003, 10:54 PM

Rez, with all due respect, I've seen your pic. If you WERE a girl, and were only pretending to be a guy, what are the odds you'd choose THAT person to represent you? :lol:

Yeah, I know, I know... I'm a d*ck. :P

GK Punk

07-28-2003, 10:54 PM

Rez, seriously dude... you NEED to stop hitting on me! I told you, I'm only interested in girls :PWho said you're not mistaking MY gender and that I'm not lying about myself :wink:

:lol:
Oh, so that's what kinda party this is :lol:

Leo656

07-28-2003, 10:58 PM

Dude I'm totally having an "Eyes Wide Shut" moment... soon everyone is just gonna be naked and wearing masks and it's not gonna matter who anyone is everyone's just gonna be shagging and that GOD DAMNED piano player is gonna keep playing that "DUN DUN DUN dun dun DUN" thing on the piano over and over and OVER again...... :o :o :o

Stone Ill

07-29-2003, 01:28 AM

Eh..I suppose it was kinda funny.. :roll:

That Matt Guy

07-29-2003, 05:12 AM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.
...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

Well you "honored" the remark by acknowledging it's existance.

Pepzi

07-29-2003, 06:54 AM

:lol:

Moomintroll

07-29-2003, 09:28 AM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.
...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

Well you "honored" the remark by acknowledging it's existance.

Which is fine, I just didn't bother thinking up an insult, which is exactly what I said

Reznorite420

07-29-2003, 10:13 AM

Rez, with all due respect, I've seen your pic. If you WERE a girl, and were only pretending to be a guy, what are the odds you'd choose THAT person to represent you? :lol:You'd see a different person had those pics NOT been downsized and pixelated :D

Albrecht

08-01-2003, 12:09 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.
...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

(dont worry I will for you :D )

as are all three of yours. :lol:

Raven

08-01-2003, 12:10 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.
...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

(dont worry I will for you :D )

as are all three of yours. :lol:does any one have any tape, or somthing I could put over garets mouth

Albrecht

08-01-2003, 12:13 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.

now, if i would have said that every one would have talked about how im gonna get banned and try to fight with me. whats goin' on here?

That Matt Guy

08-01-2003, 12:14 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.
...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

(dont worry I will for you :D )

as are all three of yours. :lol:

That's probably the most creative remark you have ever thought of. And how long did it take you? 3, 4 days to think that up?

Raven

08-01-2003, 12:17 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.

now, if i would have said that every one would have talked about how im gonna get banned and try to fight with me. whats goin' on here?
:lol: no we would wait for you to get banned than we would talk about you

naw im just joking

Albrecht

08-01-2003, 12:20 PM

That Matt Guy

08-01-2003, 12:21 PM

:roll: So you went and dragged up this thread that hasn't been posted in for three days to tell me that? Yeah right.

Raven

08-01-2003, 12:29 PM

I told you the dumbass would strike back! .......agian if you cant tell im joking than your plain stupid

Albrecht

08-01-2003, 12:30 PM

[Edit: Stop attacking other members before you get a warning. --Krang]

Raven

08-01-2003, 12:32 PM

oh man your gonna get it now :P

edit-ya sure garet you say that just after matt leaves.......

That Matt Guy

08-01-2003, 01:02 PM

I guess Garet is too ignorant to realize that everbody hates him.

Kameko

08-01-2003, 01:05 PM

At the current rate, I don't think it'll take long for this thread to be locked. Can't you guys go even one conversation without trading insults? :roll:

That Matt Guy

08-01-2003, 01:09 PM

Which is exactly why Garet should get some kind of warning.

Brodie

08-01-2003, 01:21 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.

now, if i would have said that every one would have talked about how im gonna get banned and try to fight with me. whats goin' on here?

Well, we like Matthew. You on the other hand....

Raven

08-01-2003, 08:20 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Albrecht

08-02-2003, 11:02 AM

[Edit: Stop attacking other members before you get a warning. --Krang]

hey I didn't post this.

Reznorite420

08-02-2003, 12:22 PM

[Edit: Stop attacking other members before you get a warning. --Krang]

hey I didn't post this.I think you're a few cans short of a six-pack...[/Terminator movie ripoff]

Albrecht

08-03-2003, 09:29 AM

*thows a brick at rez*

Reznorite420

08-03-2003, 11:39 AM

Oh my, a proverbial brick...excuse me while my ego is proverially bruised...

Brodie

08-03-2003, 11:40 AM

Want a proverbial band aide? Er.....Adheasive Strip?

GK Punk

08-03-2003, 11:40 AM

Oh my, a proverbial brick...excuse me while my ego is proverially bruised...

Hey Rez, you can sit this one out, I'll handle it for you...

Garey, that means Krang is telling you to stop insulting other members, or he'll give you a warning. If you get Three warnings, you are banned.

Reznorite420

08-03-2003, 11:41 AM

Now I'm confused, Brodie...WHO'S SIDE YOU ON , DAMMIT????? :roll:

Brodie

08-03-2003, 11:42 AM

Not Garey's.

Reznorite420

08-03-2003, 11:43 AM

Thank God! For one ghastly moment I thought you'd lost your mind! :D

Brodie

08-03-2003, 11:45 AM

No, not losing my mind, just a bit ill.

Mars-Chan

08-03-2003, 11:46 AM

"...And I swear you're just like a pill..."
*glances around* WHAT?!

GK Punk

08-03-2003, 12:03 PM

:lol:

Raven

08-03-2003, 01:13 PM

:tcouch: im scared, imaganary bricks are flying every were! oh wait theres my favorite comic :tread: YAY!

That Matt Guy

08-03-2003, 05:41 PM

Garet, just go away.

cqb101

08-03-2003, 07:04 PM

Garet, just go away.

We've been telling him that since he joined. He still hasn't left. :roll:

Albrecht

08-04-2003, 10:37 AM

im not going to.

Raven

08-04-2003, 11:01 AM

MP flexes is muscles

any body got any good jokes we can add to this thread

Albrecht

08-04-2003, 11:09 AM

why did you flex your muscles.

Raven

08-04-2003, 11:26 AM

:lol: I really dont know why!

Albrecht

08-04-2003, 11:39 AM

*flexes his muscles* HIYAH *karate chops mp on the head*

Raven

08-04-2003, 11:41 AM

OW, what the hell was that for!

Albrecht

08-04-2003, 11:42 AM

:lol: I really don't know why!

Raven

08-04-2003, 11:46 AM

:roll: I see

Albrecht

08-04-2003, 11:52 AM

not anymore *pokes mps eyes*

Raven

08-04-2003, 11:54 AM

OW! starts running around the room sreamming, with blood gushing out his eyes
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh my eyes

Dane E5R

08-04-2003, 02:17 PM

......Major Pain. I think he has a crush on you.

Raven

08-04-2003, 02:53 PM

:sweatdro:

Albrecht

08-04-2003, 03:17 PM

......Major Pain. I think he has a crush on you.

no dude, your suposed to hire porn-stars to create those kind of fantisies :o