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Moomintroll · 07-28-2003, 05:59 PM

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first somewhat-portly mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, wearing an expensive fur coat; "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Mercedes." He turns to the third Mom, who was somewhat inebriated; "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, who was wearing a skin tight leather skirt, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

~~Leo656~~ · 07-28-2003, 06:03 PM

Bwahahahahaaaa.....

*That Matt Guy* · 07-28-2003, 06:04 PM

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-28-2003, 06:06 PM

Ouch... cheapshot...

Albrecht · 07-28-2003, 06:10 PM

...

*cqb101* · 07-28-2003, 06:36 PM

I'm surprised Garet even understood it.

*Eye of Sarnath* · 07-28-2003, 06:51 PM

*Brodie* · 07-28-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cqb101

I'm surprised Garet even understood it.

*Raven* · 07-28-2003, 09:26 PM

oh man thats great!!!!!!

*XERO* · 07-28-2003, 09:31 PM

*dies laughing*

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-28-2003, 09:39 PM

I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I?

*Raven* · 07-28-2003, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420

I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I?

I dont think your the only one

**GK Punk** · 07-28-2003, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I?

So if I was wearing Cats eye contacts, would you find me sexy o_0

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-28-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by major pain

I dont think your the only one

Sadly for you my age makes it more plausible for her to return the favor to me than to you

**GK Punk** · 07-28-2003, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

Quote:

Originally Posted by major pain

I dont think your the only one

Sadly for you my age makes it more plausible for her to return the favor to me than to you

Sadly, I don't think it'll happen anyways....

*Raven* · 07-28-2003, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

Quote:

Originally Posted by major pain

I dont think your the only one

Sadly for you my age makes it more plausible for her to return the favor to me than to you

ok........good for you see if I give a f***

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-28-2003, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grunger_kittie

So if I was wearing Cats eye contacts, would you find me sexy o_0

You never know...I could change my sexual orientation this instant if I wanted to, but I don't, sorry...

Moomintroll · 07-28-2003, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.

...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

*cqb101* · 07-28-2003, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moomintroll

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew138

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.

...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

Moomintroll · 07-28-2003, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by grunger_kittie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I?

So if I was wearing Cats eye contacts, would you find me sexy o_0

...but you are already a cat, thus sexified, you don't need contacts
cat power!

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