Freddy Vs. Jason (Not a poll, the movie...)

[Brodie]

Anyone gonna see this? I think it'll be hilarious. I've been itchin' for a Freddy n' Jason flick since Friday the 13th:Jason Goes To Hell, when Freddy's glove popped up, etc.

The movie is being made by the same dude who made Brice Of Chuckie, so it will either be Funny as hell, crappy, or maybe even Pretty damn good/serious/maybe evem a bit scary (Hahahaha).

I'm liking the movie posters and the website kicks ass with the feature where you can make your own wallpapers. My current one is Jason's mask with Freddy's glove through it in a forest background.


Just wait for Micheal Meyers vs. Chuckie.

or....

Pinhead vs. Leatherface.

[Reznorite420]

I'll see it...while I'm drunk.

[Brodie]

Then it's bound to be good.

[Leo656]

If I want to maintain my source of steady poon, I'll be taking my girlfriend to see it no later than the end of its opening weekend. :D

[That Matt Guy]

:lol:

[The Stryker]

Eh its gonna be alright

But nothing Spectacular.....im going to see that movie with about...*counts* 3 girls and they all HATE horror movies

Go me!.......i'll leave now

*walks away*

[Psycrow]

I'm gonna go see it... nothing beats a good ol' Slasher pic after being force fed this super hero crap. :mrgreen:

I wasted like 2.5 hours watching the Hulk movie at a drive-in... Come to think about it... that's like 2.5 hours I'll never get back...

[Karpo_007]

Of course I will go see it. Altough every Slaher movie is bad, they can also be entertaining. Well Elmstreet series has always been abover Friday, Every movie has good special effects and Unlike Jason, Freddy is very Personal character.

[Reznorite420]

Something just hit me, Brodie (no pun intended)...

You didn't have to say "not a poll", because you know of the [Poll] marker :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Bossanova]

movies probably gonna be pretty good as long as nobody expects that either of these characters can and ever will die for good because they wont..hence there being so many of each movie.. but once u realize that itll be a good movie

[cqb101]

I think it will be entertaining.

[Brodie]

Something just hit me, Brodie (no pun intended)...

You didn't have to say "not a poll", because you know of the [Poll] marker :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was just making sure, incase people didn't look to the side.

I saw a weird picture, of Freddy with a neon green glove....Makes me kinda worried.

[Jephael]

I need to go out and rent Jason X before I even watch this new one!

[The Stryker]

Jason X is after freddy vs. jason....or its not part of the friday the 13th movie continuty at all

because from the cuts i've seen, Jason is in the form we all know and love not the machine upgraded crap in jason X :sleep:

[Brodie]

Stryker's right, Jason X isn't considered one of the regular Friday-sequels. It's like Leprechaun In Space.

[The Bossanova]

i havent seen jason x ... whats different about it?

[Brodie]

It takes place a laughable amount of time in the future, earth is a wasteland, and people live on Earth2. The story starts with this scientist chick having Jason Vorheese chained up, tied up, with a rag over his face. She has a conversation with some money hungry militant about how Jason is the perfect being because no matter what anyone did to him, he could heal (which if he could he didn't show it.). Aparently, the military got ahold of Jason and tried to kill him in tons of different ways, electrocution, burning, etc. Jason got screwed around with by some guard, and gets loose (Even if they had him chained up for such a long time, he got out when he got pissed.......?)

Jason kills everyone in the building, except the scientist girl, who ends up getting Jason into a "freezer", which is a Cryogenic freezing 'box'.

Then a team of kids (I guess it's supposed to be a field trip...) go to Earth and find the frozen Scientist, and the Cryo-Tube. The stupid kid opens up the tube and Jason falls out, slicing off the kid's arm, and no one freaks out because aparently, it's pretty normal in the future. And again, this is an even longer time into the future.

Yada,yada, Jason gets loose on the ship because another money hungry guy wants some quick cash.

Most fans of the Friday series don't count Jason X, because of it's stupid premise, and even worse acting and directing. Sure it's not the first stupid Friday flick, but it's the worst.

[The Bossanova]

alright i got it now

[Reznorite420]

According to my friend the only remotely good part (because of it's hilarity) was a scene where the Scientists or whatever are stalling Jason via a holographic simulation (what a ST: TNG ripoff BTW) where these fake (as in both not really there AND not getting them right) 80s girls on a campout in the woods ask Jason all sorts of things:

Girl 1: Would you like to drink some beer?

Girl 2: Would you like to smoke some POT? (in that lame 80s voice)

Girl 3: Would you like to have pre-marital sex?

Girl 1 and 2: WE LOVE PRE-MARITAL SEX!

It cuts to the team trying to figure something out, then cuts back to Jason pounding one girl against a tree while she's in a sleeping bag and then crushing another one.

I tell you, that scene reminds me too much of the holodeck scene from Star Trek: First Contact where Picard and Lily use one of the Dixon Hill programs to stall the Borg that are chasing them.

[Brodie]

Yeah, that is the best part. But when Jason first comes back, and freezes that chicks head then smashes it on the desk. It kind of makes me wonder does he ever just stop and act like "Wow...that was cool..." Being a mute zombie dude must suck, for the lack of ability to call up a friend and go "Hey, Chuckie, you'll never believe what I just did. This chick was naked in the shower, right? And she was gonna have some premarital sex, like they always do, so I froze her face, then gues what I did....I broke it. It was awesome."


Poor Jason.

[Karpo_007]

Thats why I like Freddy better, he has much more personality.

[Brodie]

Yep. Always willing to crack a joke while he's slaughtering someone.

But Freddy won't win in the movie. According to the plot, you can tell he won't. Freddy Manipulates Jason and uses him. Thus you can tell that somehow Jason figures it out and goes after Freddy. They fight and under the circumstances, Jason is the "Good Guy."

[Karpo_007]

Hmmm... You might be right. But there are humans to, might be that neither of them wins eventually. Thats my guess but who knows.

[The Stryker]

I hope they have a climatic battle or i'll be pissed.... like have freddy kill jason or vice-versa and then have the teens banish the remaining person

but thats me....and plus my friend and i have a goddamn bet....

he has 5 bucks on freddy

We're so stupid

[Jephael]

According to my friend the only remotely good part (because of it's hilarity) was a scene where the Scientists or whatever are stalling Jason via a holographic simulation (what a ST: TNG ripoff BTW) where these fake (as in both not really there AND not getting them right) 80s girls on a campout in the woods ask Jason all sorts of things:

Girl 1: Would you like to drink some beer?

Girl 2: Would you like to smoke some POT? (in that lame 80s voice)

Girl 3: Would you like to have pre-marital sex?

Girl 1 and 2: WE LOVE PRE-MARITAL SEX!

It cuts to the team trying to figure something out, then cuts back to Jason pounding one girl against a tree while she's in a sleeping bag and then crushing another one.

Oh yeah, I actually found some images and a sound clip of that scene you're talking about. It does sound awful funny from the reviews I've seen.

[Dane E5R]

Yeah, that is the best part. But when Jason first comes back, and freezes that chicks head then smashes it on the desk. It kind of makes me wonder does he ever just stop and act like "Wow...that was cool..." Being a mute zombie dude must suck, for the lack of ability to call up a friend and go "Hey, Chuckie, you'll never believe what I just did. This chick was naked in the shower, right? And she was gonna have some premarital sex, like they always do, so I froze her face, then gues what I did....I broke it. It was awesome."


Poor Jason.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd love to see that phone call!

[Raven]

Yeah, that is the best part. But when Jason first comes back, and freezes that chicks head then smashes it on the desk. It kind of makes me wonder does he ever just stop and act like "Wow...that was cool..." Being a mute zombie dude must suck, for the lack of ability to call up a friend and go "Hey, Chuckie, you'll never believe what I just did. This chick was naked in the shower, right? And she was gonna have some premarital sex, like they always do, so I froze her face, then gues what I did....I broke it. It was awesome."


Poor Jason.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd love to see that phone call!

:lol: sounds like somthing you would see on saterday night live or mad tv :lol:

[Jephael]

That might be funny, like some sort of Friday the 13th/American Pie kinda parody where they have some guy act like Stifler while dressed like Jason.

[Brodie]

The only thing that sounds stupid about the movie is the doofy Britney Murphy looking chick saying "Place your bets..." She kinda pisses me off.

[TheShredder]

One thing I want to know is how will this movie work!? I mean doesn't Freddy only exist in dreams!?

[Brodie]

Kind of, but there's an issue of sleeping pills, since some of the kids are in a mental institution.

[TheShredder]

What are they going to have Jason sleep!? Does Jason ever sleep!?

[The Stryker]

Ok in "New Nightmare" or nightmare on elm street 7

freddy went into the real world...our world...well sorta and in that world he can pop in and out of the non-sleep world...but only if he has enough power but he CAN appear in hallucinations and such

thats why jason goes to hell and new nightmare were so tied together in a way


And i think Jason sleeps, he always rises from the lake....like godzilla with a hockey mask

[Brodie]

Just checked out the site, they have soundbites of Freddy whenever you click on different areas of the site. I clicked on the "Exclusive E-Card" and Freddy said: "You think I'm afraid of you? Now that we're in the real world?"

So that proves that some how or another Freddy gets dragged into the real world. Or he's babbling.

I gotta snag the sound track, there's a ton of good bands on there.

Here's the list of bands: Ill Nino, Killswitch Engage, Spineshank, Mushroomhead, Hatebreed, Slipknot, Chimaira, From Autumn To Ashes, Sevendust, Powerman 5000, Muderdolls, Seether, Stone Sour, Sevil Driver, Sepultura, The Blank Theory, In Flames, Lamb Of God, Type O Negative

You can go on the site and there's a link to listen to all the songs on the soundtrack.

[Psycrow]

Looks like quite the soundtrack. I think the selected music will fit the music perfectly, but it will also diminish some of the "scare" factor from the movie.

[Brodie]

I doubt they'll use it in high tension scenes. Maybe in parties, or dreams, etc. At least they don't have any Destiny's Child :lol:

[Dr. Doom]

Doom will be waiting in the theater to vaporize anyone who goes to see this peice of garbage!!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Well Jason will be waiting to smash a bolo knife into the side of you're neck.

[Dr. Doom]

BAH! SMASH INDEED!!! DOOM'S ARMOUR IS INPENETRABLE!! WHILE DOOM GIVES THIS WALKING CORPSE JASON CREDIT FOR THE MASK, HE WILL GLADLY SEND HIM TO ANOTHER DIMENSION SO HE CANNOT MAKE ANY MORE OF THESE PEICE OF CRAP MOVIES!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Doom makes love with his fist?

[Dr. Doom]

IF DOOM WASN'T ABOUT TO MURDER YOUR PARENTS, HE'D TELL THEM TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU.

[That Matt Guy]

It must be pretty hard to hold a weapon with all of that lotion all over you're fist.

[Dr. Doom]

DOOM IS A LIVING WEAPON!!!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Oh, I thought he was just some mutated freak in a metal suit.

[Dr. Doom]

RIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAARDSSSSS!!!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Ever see that old Fantastic Four cartoon from the 60s? Doom was about as menacing as a piece of cheese on that.

[Leo656]

Was that the one with f*cking H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot?

[GK Punk]

Ever see that old Fantastic Four cartoon from the 60s? Doom was about as menacing as a piece of cheese on that.

Heh, I was watching it earlier.

[Dr. Doom]

CURSES!!! The past mocks Doom............but he will no longer sign any contracts with tv execs before first MURDERING THEM!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Or maybe Doom should just stick to plotting and brooding in his castle.

[GK Punk]

I notice doom speaks in third person alot.
He's kind of like the rock.

[That Matt Guy]

Like the Rock in a Dr. Doom suit.

[Dr. Doom]

TELL THAT TO THE CHARRED REMAINS OF WHAT ONCE WAS YOUR FAMILY, IGNORANT FOOL!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Ok, I better go dig them up from under my cellar first.

[Leo656]

I notice doom speaks in third person alot.
He's kind of like the rock.

"If you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... what DOOM... is COOKING..."

".....CURSES! 'The Doom Eyebrow' is obscured by this accursed mask! Doom is foiled again!"

:lol:

[That Matt Guy]

:lol: And instead of Rocky sucks, would it be Doomy sucks?

[Dr. Doom]

............this conversation has degenerated beyond recognition....

[Leo656]

:lol: And instead of Rocky sucks, would it be Doomy sucks?

That's certainly a possiblity :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

............this conversation has degenerated beyond recognition....\

Well you should be proud, about 4 threads have been turned from normal conversations about the Misfits and Freddy Krueger into threads about Doom's fist and Bill Lumbergh vs Doom.

[Dr. Doom]

YES, DOOM'S INFLUENCE IT ALREADY SENDING SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THIS DECREPPID BOARD!!!!

[Leo656]

While we're being random, what if wars were fought like pro wrestling programs? What if World War II ended with an nWo run-in with Nash giving Hitler the JackKnife and Hogan spraypainting him while "Voodoo Child" played? That'd be pretty f*cked up right there. But it'd probably make all those WWII movies a helluva lot more entertaining.

[Dr. Doom]

................ARE YOU RETARDED?!

[That Matt Guy]

Hey that Nash avatar is gone!

[That Matt Guy]

................ARE YOU RETARDED?!

Yeah I know! Don't forget about Japan! Have Hogan give the big boot to Hirohito and knock his bucked teeth out.

[Leo656]

It keeps leaving and coming back. It's still there. And if it ever leaves, I have several back-up avs. :D

[Dr. Doom]

....................

[Leo656]

................ARE YOU RETARDED?!

Yeah I know! Don't forget about Japan! Have Hogan give the big boot to Hirohito and knock his bucked teeth out.

:lol:

"USA is A-OK............ BROTHER!"

[GK Punk]

And The Raven's nest would just mope in the corner, while listening to Stuck Mojo

[That Matt Guy]

....................

Doom finally typed something that makes sense!

[Leo656]

Doom is no match for nWo Tech!

And their "associate" Matthew. :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

:lol:
I guess I'm like the Disciple or Vincent of nWo Tech.

[Leo656]

You can be Disciple, he was the cool one.

And he almost killed like everyone with that sloppy neckbreaker he did. :lol:

[Dr. Doom]

OH, HEAVENS NO, DOOM IS NO MATCH FOR A STEROID POPPING 80 YEAR-OLD TRUCK DRIVER AND A LITTLE GOTH POSER PEICE OF QUEER-ASS ****, BOTH OF WHOM ARE TRAINED IN THE ART OF -GASP- FAKE FIGHTING!!! WHATEVER WILL DOOM DO!?!

[That Matt Guy]

That metal suit must be overheating you.

[Leo656]

Of course not.

Because Hogan, Nash, and Raven are real people, and Doom is a 2-dimensional drawing on paper.

The hell have YOU been, boy? :lol:

[Dr. Doom]

NO, YOUR OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY IS!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Doom you act as if stupidity were a virtue.

[Raven]

Doom you act as if stupidity were a virtue.

doom always acts this way.

[That Matt Guy]

Doom you act as if stupidity were a virtue.

doom always acts this way.

He must be a relation to Garet.

[cqb101]

Doom you act as if stupidity were a virtue.

doom always acts this way.

He must be a relation to Garet.

:lol:

[Raven]

Doom you act as if stupidity were a virtue.

doom always acts this way.

He must be a relation to Garet.
its hard to belive but garets worse than him

[That Matt Guy]

No, Garet is an unitelligent dork who tries to hard. At least Doom puts some thought into it.

[Raven]

true. doom does it for fun, I dont know whats garets story is though

[cqb101]

true. doom does it for fun, I dont know whats garets story is though

Garet does it for a living.

[That Matt Guy]

He does it because his parents don't pay enough attention to him.

[Raven]

true. doom does it for fun, I dont know whats garets story is though

Garet does it for a living.
that I would belive, because he tried to play tag with me over pms.......im not speaking to him any more

[cqb101]

true. doom does it for fun, I dont know whats garets story is though

Garet does it for a living.
that I would belive, because he tried to play tag with me over pms.......im not speaking to him any more

He did that to me too! And then he started sending me spam e-mails!

[Raven]

He did that to me too! And then he started sending me spam e-mails!

I say we just ignore garet or somthing, hes really becoming a pain in the ass

[That Matt Guy]

Thank god he never tried that ******** with me.

[Raven]

Thank god he never tried that sh** with me.

your lucky :o

[That Matt Guy]

I say we just ignore garet or somthing

I've been saying that for about a week.

[cqb101]

I say we just ignore garet or somthing

I've been saying that for about a week.

Never respond to any of his posts, and don't post in any of his threads.

[Raven]

I say we just ignore garet or somthing

I've been saying that for about a week.

Never respond to any of his posts, and don't post in any of his threads.

ok. :wink:

[Brodie]

If Doom is indestructable, how come Reed Richards can beat the piss out of him with his slippery stretchy hands?

[Reznorite420]

you're fist.GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Confusing "your" with "you're" is understandable, but COMPLETELY switching them around?????? Insane....

[Dr. Doom]

-=has Brodie put do death in the most painful way possible=-


RIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[cqb101]

-=has Brodie put do death in the most painful way possible=-


RIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

The truth hurts eh? :P :lol: :lol:

[TheShredder]

Wow we got off track here! Seriously I can't wait for Kruger to say,

K: So, how did you wind up from being some shrivily momma's boy to some wrestler to some..hellspawn demon thing. And then right back to shrivily kid and then back to.....

J: ::shrugs:: ::Writes down on a piece of paper:: Are you Kruger from New Nightmare or Freddy's dead?

K: it isn't important, point is...here's a mask, here's a kife.....go do your thing....on Elm Street. Oh yeah, who's your Mommy, Freddy's your Mommy.

[That Matt Guy]

you're fist.GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Confusing "your" with "you're" is understandable, but COMPLETELY switching them around?????? Insane....

And tell me, why should I care?

[Dr. Doom]

-=Beats him to death with his own neglected grammar=-

[Shellfox]

http://www.creature-corner.com/news3/aug11fvsj.php3

Hard to tell if this has beem said with all the arguing

Odds are slim I know but this would be a great movie

[Brodie]

Oh man. That would be horrible. Unless of course they were going for pure comedy. Ash is a great character, and Bruce is my all time favorite actor, but the Evil Dead trilogy is campy humor mixed with tons of Karo Syrup for the blood feel. Bruce probably wouldn't even touch that script for pure respect of each character.

Here are his thoughts on a Horror Movie Death match with Jason, Freddy, Micheal Meyers, Ash, Ripley, Leatherface, the scream guy, Lourie Strode, Sarah Conner, and Roger Cobb.

http://www.bruce-campbell.com/babblings/random/celebrity-death-match.htm

This is also the part where I got the quote stated earlier.

It could be a funny spoof, but I bet Bruce and Raimi would do Evil Dead 4 before Freddy and Jason Vs. Ash. And not to mention the fact that Jason is an uncontrollable killing machine. He doesn't take ****. Hence why the current movie has a plot, Freddy tries to control Jason, and Jason is uncontrollable. So the team up for the take down is impossible. And that's really, REALLY not fair to Ash. He needed help to take down the Deadites in ED2 and Army Of Darkness. And those are nothing compared to Freddy, let alone Freddy AND Jason.

[XERO]

What if Freddy and Ash had an "One-liner" contest? :lol:

[Brodie]

I'd pay 8 bucks for that.

[Pepzi]

..... ill go ill go!

:)

i will like this movie turst me...

[Dr. Doom]

It's more like 10 bucks now

[Karpo_007]

Ash vs Freddy & Jason? Directed by Raimi I'm sure it would be good.

[Brodie]

Ok, just got back from it. I'm not disapointed at all. Me and my friend were laughing through the whole thing, and the ending wasn't the best, but it was cool. I hear they have both endings on the DVD, so I need to snag that.

[cqb101]

Who won?

[Psycrow]

Who won?

I'm off to go see it as we speak. And PM him the answer, gotta give this movie all the support it can get! :D Haha. Go go go Slasher movies!

[cqb101]

I already found out......I wouldn't have seen it until it came out on video anyway.

[Leo656]

Saw it tonight, after waiting on line for almost an hour. The theatre was packed and everyone was very enthusiastic. All the kills were met with loud applause, and the movie itself received a standing ovation at the end.

I was very pleased with Freddy's portrayal in this one. He does seem way more evil than usual. The fight scenes were BRUTAL.

Overall I thought it was really quite good, and, again, way better than it had any right to be. Words of warning: Lots of naked breasticals and pot smoking throughout, so if you're offended by either.... well.... you're a wuss. :P

[Wingnut]

It was sold out at my venue,but i bought a ticket for Charlies Angels and plexed into the movie anyway :P It met every standard that i had although after sitting through Jason X,my standards were pretty low. But its still a hell of a horror movie,maybe if Halloween:Ress. and Jason X would've been this decent the Horror/Slasher genre would be thriving a little more.

[Psycrow]

Man, I simply loved this movie. Being a Freddy fan, I was happy to see that he was back to his old ways featured in the first Nightmare on Elm Street videos, and none of the witch Freddy and all that mumbo jumbo of the later films.

The thing that made this movie so good was that we all thought it was gonna suck the big one, and it actually was quite good. Plus, I can't remember the actual quote, but when the stoner guy said "That goalie seems pretty fu****' pissed off" or something similar, I laughed. It never really occured to me that people could see him as a goalie, but its so true! :D

I'll stop now so I don't let loose too many spoilers.

[Brodie]

I thought it was gonna be good, and it was. Much better than the director's other work: Bride Of Chuckie. Did you guys notice the stoner was a nod to Jay of the dynamic duo of Jay and Silent Bob? The hat, the hair, etc.

I thought it was funny when Freddy took control of one of their bodies and was like "Let me handle him, bitch."

[Jephael]

Words of warning: Lots of naked breasticals and pot smoking throughout, so if you're offended by either.... well.... you're a wuss. :P

Are you kidding, man? That's the whole reason I like watching horror flicks! Though for some reason, I'd rather watch them on basic cable then spend time and money going to the theatre to see them.

[Brodie]

Believe me, by the time this is on basic cable, it'll be cut to sh*t. There was a lot of blood and gore. Hell, Jason bled more than anyone in the movie.

[Skeletoncrew]

Oh man, I LMAOed! I think my favorite bit was the Freddy taunting and the way he made that little bow to her at the beginning. Damn, what a fun movie! :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

Well, I saw the behind the scenes thing the other night and I was freaked by Jason covered in flames. Was that part really that good?

[Brodie]

Yeah, some stoner threw beer on Jason and then torched him. Jason lit half the cornfield on fire. It was great. The rave scene, oh man, that was hilarious.

[Mars-Chan]

Really? Well they said that the actor had to be on fire for three days just to shoot that scene.

[Psycrow]

Yeah, some stoner threw beer on Jason and then torched him. Jason lit half the cornfield on fire. It was great. The rave scene, oh man, that was hilarious.

The rave scene was an awesome part of the movie. You gotta love how half those people just stand around or try to even take Jason on. :D

[Brodie]

Yeah, those kids are stupid. And Mars, that's the price to pay to play Jason.

[Skeletoncrew]

Yeah, some stoner threw beer on Jason and then torched him. Jason lit half the cornfield on fire. It was great. The rave scene, oh man, that was hilarious.

Actually, it was Everclear. :evilgrin: The sheer concept of drinking from a pitcher full of Everclear boggles my mind. :D

[Wingnut]

Yeah, some stoner threw beer on Jason and then torched him. Jason lit half the cornfield on fire. It was great. The rave scene, oh man, that was hilarious.

Actually, it was Everclear. :evilgrin: The sheer concept of drinking from a pitcher full of Everclear boggles my mind. :D
same here :-?

[Dr. Doom]

Rave scene?

HA!


And you were all wondering why I thought this movie would blow ass.

[Psycrow]

Rave scene?

HA!


And you were all wondering why I thought this movie would blow ass.

Well, the movie didn't blow ass, so you were wrong on that account. :D

[Dr. Doom]

Psssh, my opinion is law, everyone knows that.








Pssst...........didn't you want Doom to say that?









Oh, yeah, sorry, go ahead!



No Problem.....ahem....





INSIGNIFICANT PEON!!!!! THOU SHALT NOT ARGUE WITH THY LORD AND MASTER, DOOM!!!! THE ROYAL LATVERIAN MOVIE CRITICS HAVE POO-POOED THIS RIDICULOUS EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE!!!! WHY?! BECAUSE I FORCED THEM TO!!! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[That Matt Guy]

Hmm... Doom would make a good Charlton Heston.

[Jephael]

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

[Dr. Doom]

lol

[That Matt Guy]

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

Well, seeing how Charlton is almost 90 years old; I don't think the metal suit would fit good on his decreppid (sp) old body.

[Mars-Chan]

Yeah, those kids are stupid.
Well, that's what made good horror movies! :P

And Mars, that's the price to play Jason.
AAAAIIIYYAAA!!!!!! I know!!! :D

[That Matt Guy]

Ok, I just got back from seeing Freddy vs Jason. I liked it a lot, Jason is a bad ass.

[Raven]

oh man I have to get the cd for this movie!!!!!!! I just found out mushroomhead as a new track on the cd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sweat!!!!!! if you want to hear it heres the link.

http://www.mushroomhead.org/newsite/hind.html

sounds great, now I have to see this movie!

[Brodie]

Dude, I posted that a while ago.

[The Stryker]

*yawn* for you freddy vs. jasonites...i made a rpg that takes place after the movie...so if you haven't seen the movie you'll be confused

[Voltron]

I saw the movie alone, because I have no friends. This is why:

I was watching jay and fred beat the **** out of each other on that dock, and I saw this golden opportunity for the best ending ever. Picture this:

Jason and Freddy are going ape **** on each other when out of ****ing no where Godzilla bursts out of the damn water and melts both of them.

This is why I don't get girlfriends...

[Brodie]

I hear that's what the alternate ending was.

[Raven]

Dude, I posted that a while ago.

really, sorry, my bad.

[Brodie]

Don't worry about it, I think everyone needed to be reminded again anyways.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

I think Ash could EASILY take both Jason AND Freddy! Also, the Godzilla Idea RULED, Voltron!

[Caster_Troy]

Freddy -vs- Jason sucked ass. They should all be ashamed of themselves. I could write a better movie than that for hellsakes.
I wanted to take my ticket and shove it down the throat of the usher just to prove a point. There is nothing else to say.

[That Matt Guy]

I liked it, for what is was worth. It's not supposed to be f***ing Macbeth for crying out loud.

[Brodie]

Compare it to Bride Of Chuckie, dude. Compared to that, and some of the other Elm Street or 13th flicks, FvJ is like Macbeth. ....****, **** Macbeth, it's like X2.

[The Stryker]

i liked this movie and this is the best way they could bring the two horror icons together without it being a COMPLETE piece of crap

and plus it actually had a story that stood relatively close to the two's origins

and plus...everybody knew it wasn't going to be the greatest movie ever made...sheesh give it a break

[Skeletoncrew]

I went there just to LMAO, and I did. I consider it a $5.50 well spent.

[Brodie]

Just picked up the FvJ soundtrack. It's awesome. You could listen to some songs on the site, but they're nothing like that, theres a bunch of extra stuff.

[Dr. Doom]

Screw the resta the artists, just listen to more In Flames.