Freddy Vs. Jason (Not a poll, the movie...)

*Brodie* · 07-31-2003, 10:38 PM

Anyone gonna see this? I think it'll be hilarious. I've been itchin' for a Freddy n' Jason flick since Friday the 13th:Jason Goes To Hell, when Freddy's glove popped up, etc.

The movie is being made by the same dude who made Brice Of Chuckie, so it will either be Funny as hell, crappy, or maybe even Pretty damn good/serious/maybe evem a bit scary (Hahahaha).

I'm liking the movie posters and the website kicks ass with the feature where you can make your own wallpapers. My current one is Jason's mask with Freddy's glove through it in a forest background.

Just wait for Micheal Meyers vs. Chuckie.

or....

Pinhead vs. Leatherface.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 07-31-2003, 10:42 PM

I'll see it...while I'm drunk.

*Brodie* · 07-31-2003, 10:46 PM

Then it's bound to be good.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-31-2003, 11:30 PM

If I want to maintain my source of steady poon, I'll be taking my girlfriend to see it no later than the end of its opening weekend.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-31-2003, 11:32 PM

*The Stryker* · 08-01-2003, 12:29 AM

Eh its gonna be alright

But nothing Spectacular.....im going to see that movie with about...*counts* 3 girls and they all HATE horror movies

Go me!.......i'll leave now

*walks away*

Psycrow · 08-01-2003, 02:27 AM

I'm gonna go see it... nothing beats a good ol' Slasher pic after being force fed this super hero crap. :mrgreen:

I wasted like 2.5 hours watching the Hulk movie at a drive-in... Come to think about it... that's like 2.5 hours I'll never get back...

**Karpo_007** · 08-01-2003, 04:26 AM

Of course I will go see it. Altough every Slaher movie is bad, they can also be entertaining. Well Elmstreet series has always been abover Friday, Every movie has good special effects and Unlike Jason, Freddy is very Personal character.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 08-01-2003, 04:39 AM

Something just hit me, Brodie (no pun intended)...

You didn't have to say "not a poll", because you know of the [Poll] marker

The Bossanova · 08-01-2003, 07:41 AM

movies probably gonna be pretty good as long as nobody expects that either of these characters can and ever will die for good because they wont..hence there being so many of each movie.. but once u realize that itll be a good movie

*cqb101* · 08-01-2003, 07:50 AM

I think it will be entertaining.

*Brodie* · 08-01-2003, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

Something just hit me, Brodie (no pun intended)...

You didn't have to say "not a poll", because you know of the [Poll] marker

I was just making sure, incase people didn't look to the side.

I saw a weird picture, of Freddy with a neon green glove....Makes me kinda worried.

*Jephael* · 08-01-2003, 10:55 PM

I need to go out and rent Jason X before I even watch this new one!

*The Stryker* · 08-01-2003, 10:58 PM

Jason X is after freddy vs. jason....or its not part of the friday the 13th movie continuty at all

because from the cuts i've seen, Jason is in the form we all know and love not the machine upgraded crap in jason X

*Brodie* · 08-02-2003, 07:51 AM

Stryker's right, Jason X isn't considered one of the regular Friday-sequels. It's like Leprechaun In Space.

The Bossanova · 08-02-2003, 07:54 AM

i havent seen jason x ... whats different about it?

*Brodie* · 08-02-2003, 08:05 AM

It takes place a laughable amount of time in the future, earth is a wasteland, and people live on Earth2. The story starts with this scientist chick having Jason Vorheese chained up, tied up, with a rag over his face. She has a conversation with some money hungry militant about how Jason is the perfect being because no matter what anyone did to him, he could heal (which if he could he didn't show it.). Aparently, the military got ahold of Jason and tried to kill him in tons of different ways, electrocution, burning, etc. Jason got screwed around with by some guard, and gets loose (Even if they had him chained up for such a long time, he got out when he got pissed.......?)

Jason kills everyone in the building, except the scientist girl, who ends up getting Jason into a "freezer", which is a Cryogenic freezing 'box'.

Then a team of kids (I guess it's supposed to be a field trip...) go to Earth and find the frozen Scientist, and the Cryo-Tube. The stupid kid opens up the tube and Jason falls out, slicing off the kid's arm, and no one freaks out because aparently, it's pretty normal in the future. And again, this is an even longer time into the future.

Yada,yada, Jason gets loose on the ship because another money hungry guy wants some quick cash.

Most fans of the Friday series don't count Jason X, because of it's stupid premise, and even worse acting and directing. Sure it's not the first stupid Friday flick, but it's the worst.

The Bossanova · 08-02-2003, 08:46 AM

alright i got it now

~~Reznorite420~~ · 08-02-2003, 12:37 PM

According to my friend the only remotely good part (because of it's hilarity) was a scene where the Scientists or whatever are stalling Jason via a holographic simulation (what a ST: TNG ripoff BTW) where these fake (as in both not really there AND not getting them right) 80s girls on a campout in the woods ask Jason all sorts of things:

Girl 1: Would you like to drink some beer?

Girl 2: Would you like to smoke some POT? (in that lame 80s voice)

Girl 3: Would you like to have pre-marital sex?

Girl 1 and 2: WE LOVE PRE-MARITAL SEX!

It cuts to the team trying to figure something out, then cuts back to Jason pounding one girl against a tree while she's in a sleeping bag and then crushing another one.

I tell you, that scene reminds me too much of the holodeck scene from Star Trek: First Contact where Picard and Lily use one of the Dixon Hill programs to stall the Borg that are chasing them.

*Brodie* · 08-02-2003, 12:44 PM

Yeah, that is the best part. But when Jason first comes back, and freezes that chicks head then smashes it on the desk. It kind of makes me wonder does he ever just stop and act like "Wow...that was cool..." Being a mute zombie dude must suck, for the lack of ability to call up a friend and go "Hey, Chuckie, you'll never believe what I just did. This chick was naked in the shower, right? And she was gonna have some premarital sex, like they always do, so I froze her face, then gues what I did....I broke it. It was awesome."

Poor Jason.

07-31-2003, 10:38 PM	#1
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Freddy Vs. Jason (Not a poll, the movie...) Anyone gonna see this? I think it'll be hilarious. I've been itchin' for a Freddy n' Jason flick since Friday the 13th:Jason Goes To Hell, when Freddy's glove popped up, etc. The movie is being made by the same dude who made Brice Of Chuckie, so it will either be Funny as hell, crappy, or maybe even Pretty damn good/serious/maybe evem a bit scary (Hahahaha). I'm liking the movie posters and the website kicks ass with the feature where you can make your own wallpapers. My current one is Jason's mask with Freddy's glove through it in a forest background. Just wait for Micheal Meyers vs. Chuckie. or.... Pinhead vs. Leatherface. __________________ Stupendous Monster

07-31-2003, 10:46 PM	#3
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Then it's bound to be good. __________________ Stupendous Monster

08-01-2003, 12:29 AM	#6
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Eh its gonna be alright But nothing Spectacular.....im going to see that movie with about...counts 3 girls and they all HATE horror movies Go me!.......i'll leave now walks away __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

08-01-2003, 02:27 AM	#7
Psycrow Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 435	I'm gonna go see it... nothing beats a good ol' Slasher pic after being force fed this super hero crap. :mrgreen: I wasted like 2.5 hours watching the Hulk movie at a drive-in... Come to think about it... that's like 2.5 hours I'll never get back... __________________ "Before you criticize others you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away... and you have their shoes."

08-01-2003, 07:41 AM	#10
The Bossanova Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the Eden Prarie Mall Posts: 212	movies probably gonna be pretty good as long as nobody expects that either of these characters can and ever will die for good because they wont..hence there being so many of each movie.. but once u realize that itll be a good movie __________________ "You know a little Primeateen might just help to clear that up"

07-31-2003, 10:42 PM	#2
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	I'll see it...while I'm drunk.

07-31-2003, 11:30 PM	#4
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	If I want to maintain my source of steady poon, I'll be taking my girlfriend to see it no later than the end of its opening weekend.

07-31-2003, 11:32 PM	#5
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840

08-01-2003, 04:26 AM	#8
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	Of course I will go see it. Altough every Slaher movie is bad, they can also be entertaining. Well Elmstreet series has always been abover Friday, Every movie has good special effects and Unlike Jason, Freddy is very Personal character.

08-01-2003, 04:39 AM	#9
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Something just hit me, Brodie (no pun intended)... You didn't have to say "not a poll", because you know of the [Poll] marker

08-01-2003, 07:50 AM	#11
cqb101 Cinephile Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 8,489	I think it will be entertaining. __________________ Facebook

08-01-2003, 10:55 PM	#13
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Q!! I need to go out and rent *Jason X* before I even watch this new one! __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

08-01-2003, 10:58 PM	#14
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Jason X is after freddy vs. jason....or its not part of the friday the 13th movie continuty at all because from the cuts i've seen, Jason is in the form we all know and love not the machine upgraded crap in jason X __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

08-02-2003, 07:51 AM	#15
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Stryker's right, Jason X isn't considered one of the regular Friday-sequels. It's like Leprechaun In Space. __________________ Stupendous Monster

08-02-2003, 07:54 AM	#16
The Bossanova Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the Eden Prarie Mall Posts: 212	i havent seen jason x ... whats different about it? __________________ "You know a little Primeateen might just help to clear that up"

08-02-2003, 08:05 AM	#17
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	It takes place a laughable amount of time in the future, earth is a wasteland, and people live on Earth2. The story starts with this scientist chick having Jason Vorheese chained up, tied up, with a rag over his face. She has a conversation with some money hungry militant about how Jason is the perfect being because no matter what anyone did to him, he could heal (which if he could he didn't show it.). Aparently, the military got ahold of Jason and tried to kill him in tons of different ways, electrocution, burning, etc. Jason got screwed around with by some guard, and gets loose (Even if they had him chained up for such a long time, he got out when he got pissed.......?) Jason kills everyone in the building, except the scientist girl, who ends up getting Jason into a "freezer", which is a Cryogenic freezing 'box'. Then a team of kids (I guess it's supposed to be a field trip...) go to Earth and find the frozen Scientist, and the Cryo-Tube. The stupid kid opens up the tube and Jason falls out, slicing off the kid's arm, and no one freaks out because aparently, it's pretty normal in the future. And again, this is an even longer time into the future. Yada,yada, Jason gets loose on the ship because another money hungry guy wants some quick cash. Most fans of the Friday series don't count Jason X, because of it's stupid premise, and even worse acting and directing. Sure it's not the first stupid Friday flick, but it's the worst. __________________ Stupendous Monster

08-02-2003, 08:46 AM	#18
The Bossanova Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the Eden Prarie Mall Posts: 212	alright i got it now __________________ "You know a little Primeateen might just help to clear that up"

08-02-2003, 12:37 PM	#19
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	According to my friend the only remotely good part (because of it's hilarity) was a scene where the Scientists or whatever are stalling Jason via a holographic simulation (what a ST: TNG ripoff BTW) where these fake (as in both not really there AND not getting them right) 80s girls on a campout in the woods ask Jason all sorts of things: Girl 1: Would you like to drink some beer? Girl 2: Would you like to smoke some POT? (in that lame 80s voice) Girl 3: Would you like to have pre-marital sex? Girl 1 and 2: WE LOVE PRE-MARITAL SEX! It cuts to the team trying to figure something out, then cuts back to Jason pounding one girl against a tree while she's in a sleeping bag and then crushing another one. I tell you, that scene reminds me too much of the holodeck scene from Star Trek: First Contact where Picard and Lily use one of the Dixon Hill programs to stall the Borg that are chasing them.

08-02-2003, 12:44 PM	#20
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Yeah, that is the best part. But when Jason first comes back, and freezes that chicks head then smashes it on the desk. It kind of makes me wonder does he ever just stop and act like "Wow...that was cool..." Being a mute zombie dude must suck, for the lack of ability to call up a friend and go "Hey, Chuckie, you'll never believe what I just did. This chick was naked in the shower, right? And she was gonna have some premarital sex, like they always do, so I froze her face, then gues what I did....I broke it. It was awesome." Poor Jason. __________________ Stupendous Monster