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Misfit
08-21-2003, 01:17 PM
Just for fun, let's try and imagine what things would be like if the TMNTs got girlfriends. What sort of girls would they date do you think? And I'm talking human girls here, so no Venus type 5th turtle pleas.e :evilgrin:

I can see this:

Raph - A punk chick. Someone who's really into the underground scene, in music, dress sense, attitude...

Mikey - Someone really outgoing, fun loving and slightly crazy, just like him. No one too serious or bossy.

Don - Someone who's intelligent, who shares his love of computers and technolog but who likes to have fun and goof off sometimes too.

Leo - I don't know if Leo would ever losen up enough to date anyone, much less a human girl. LOL. I think someone nice and caring, who'd patch him up after fights and make a bit of a fuss of him. Someone who'd bright out his fun side and help him not to worry so much. Someone who's sensible and mature, but not ridiculously so.

Could you imagine it if the TMNTs had girlfriends? I'm pretty sure that Splinter wouldn't approve, not with the whole differences in species thing. :lol: And what about you? Would you be for our boys being all loved up with some girls or would you rather things stuck strictly to the ninja crime fighting thing without any of the mushy stuff?

Deathknight
08-21-2003, 01:45 PM
Most of the TMNT sort of had Girlfriends in the original toon. Michelangelo had a thing for Kala the Nutrino, Raphael liked Mona lisa (who only had 1 measly appearance) and Leonardo liked Lotus Blossum... Donatello was the only one who never really had a female like him on the show.

Jephael
08-21-2003, 01:58 PM
Although Irma seemed to take a liking to Don.

That Matt Guy
08-21-2003, 03:35 PM
Raph would be better off with a biker chick.

Shellfox
08-21-2003, 04:03 PM
Well Raph had ninjara, which is probly the longest relation ship any of them'll have (out side Mezcal, she only had 5 issues)

But for the sack of Human argument

Don- I'm betting ona very normal girl he meets over teh net, but with his luck it'll be guy pretending to be a girl (this isn't a don is gay thing)

Leo- Oppisates attrack, I see him with a total free spirt style flower child his total opposite in every way

Mike- not sure

Raph- A girl more Raph than raph. Very independant, a hot head, always has to have the last word, cold and rude. When he gets under her skin very passionate. And can probly take him in a fight

Sparvid
08-21-2003, 04:11 PM
...some fangirls here would become really jealous... ;) :lol:

Ashangelo
08-21-2003, 04:29 PM
...some fangirls here would become really jealous... ;) :lol:

You could say that again :P

gobo
08-21-2003, 04:50 PM
Although Irma seemed to take a liking to Don.

Where in Dimension X did you ever get that idea? I never saw any indication of this, but it makes sense for a humanoid nerd/turtle to get with someone not so bright, but boy-crazy. By making her feel smart, he'd turn her on so that he wouldn't have to break his passive character just to get lucky.

Leo656
08-21-2003, 05:10 PM
It was implied in at least a couple of eps that Irma liked Don. Like in the one where Shredder and Krang reversed New York's gravity, Irma kept misunderstanding certain comments Don made as him coming on to her. Rather funny.

XERO
08-21-2003, 06:16 PM
It was implied in at least a couple of eps that Irma liked Don. Like in the one where Shredder and Krang reversed New York's gravity, Irma kept misunderstanding certain comments Don made as him coming on to her. Rather funny.

From Sky Turtles:

Don: "See that stupendous dish?"
Irma: (blushing) "Ohhhh, thank you, Donatello."
Don: "Uh, not you Irma. I was talking about that satellite dish."
Irma: "Ohhhh, it's just like a man to choose TV over me." :lol: :lol:

Donatello007
08-21-2003, 06:24 PM
I would definately have to agree with Ninja girl on Mike and Don. As for Raph and Leo...... smeh i dunno. Maybe Raph with someone who also makes wisecracks and.... ah i dunno i give up...

Tetsu Deinonychus
08-21-2003, 06:31 PM
I am a HUGE fan of both the Mike and Kala the neutrino pairing, and the Leo and Lotus pairing!

And, I could see Splinter dating some near-sighted Japanese widow, for some reason.:ohwell:

Kali
08-21-2003, 09:23 PM
...some fangirls here would become really jealous... ;) :lol:
Gee, ya think? :lol:

I agree with most of the answers, like Mike needing someone as outgoing as him, and Don needing someone intelligent and interested in his hobbies.

With Leo, I'd go with someone fairly disciplined like him, traditional, but he really needs someone who will get him to loosen up a bit.

With Raph, I can't see him with someone exactly like him. I see him with someone with quiet strength, who could stand up to him without blowing his fuse (too badly) and would be able to pull him from his funks. Maybe some spiritual art chica... with a tattoo... What, why are you staring at me like that?!?

The Green Ranger
08-22-2003, 08:24 AM
they'd probabaly get laid....but would the girls get arrested for beastiality?

jeff the cheff
08-22-2003, 11:11 AM
I think the sentence would be reduced due to the fact that the ninja turtles are kind of a turtle/human mix.

Tetsu Deinonychus
08-22-2003, 11:25 AM
Would that law even apply to mutants?

Skeletoncrew
08-22-2003, 03:42 PM
What about Splinter's girlfriend? :x

Personally I think that after all the years of discipline and being the adult he'd want to cut loose and have some fun. I see him with a sweet young thing who's into sociology, religion, and body piercing! His instinctual rat attraction to shiny things would lead to hours of play with her not-so-public piercings!

:evilgrin:

Tetsu Deinonychus
08-22-2003, 03:45 PM
Nah,
I still say an old asian widow, who he could sit quietly and talk with would be more Splinter's taste.

Albrecht
08-22-2003, 03:53 PM
there are to completly differnt raph's: cartoon and archie raph and every other version. so raph gets two girls.

Tetsu Deinonychus
08-22-2003, 04:28 PM
Ninjara and Kali!

Kali
08-22-2003, 08:05 PM
Ninjara and Kali!
Yay! :lol:

Machias Banshee
08-23-2003, 09:55 AM
*blinks* Oh...kay....


*snuggles Mike* I love my Mikey, and no one can take him away!!! :D

Albrecht
08-23-2003, 11:46 AM
*takes mikey way form MB* say what.

Skeletoncrew
08-23-2003, 12:59 PM
Nah,
I still say an old asian widow, who he could sit quietly and talk with would be more Splinter's taste.

Bleh. You're no fun! Even Ghandi slept with naked young women in his old age. :D

The Master
08-23-2003, 02:08 PM
I don't see any of the Turtles getting girlfriends except for maybe Michaelangelo.

damnhooligan
08-23-2003, 03:45 PM
I always thought if Donny got a girlfriend, she'd be emo. Coffee-drinkin', live-journalin', chunky-black-glasses wearing, pithy emo.

The rest, I'm rather unsure of.

gobo
08-23-2003, 04:30 PM
*macks on the new version of April while everyone else is preoccupied with the Turtles' courting choices*

.oO(maybe no one will notice...)

Skeletoncrew
08-24-2003, 10:25 PM
*Watches Casey trying to decide which golf club to use on gobo's head* :D

Jo Dawn
08-26-2003, 02:09 PM
Hmmm...

Mike - Definitly someone like him, only a little more grounded so that he might be more grounded.

Raph - Someone not excactly like him, but a girl that can throw the sarcastic comments right back at him... in a flirtatious way, of course. :wink:

Leo - Someone a little less uptight, that he can relax more around.

Don - A girl smart enough to hold her own in conversations with him, but I always saw him with the more free spirited girl. Not so shy as him, and a little more mischevious, maybe making him relax and be more like that around her.


Jo

That Matt Guy
08-26-2003, 02:43 PM
Even Ghandi slept with naked young women in his old age.

:blanksta:

Tetsu Deinonychus
08-26-2003, 06:46 PM
Nah,
I still say an old asian widow, who he could sit quietly and talk with would be more Splinter's taste.

Bleh. You're no fun! Even Ghandi slept with naked young women in his old age. :D
I didn't say the old widow couldn't have a wild side! :wink:

Skeletoncrew
08-26-2003, 09:21 PM
She'd still be old. :P

Tetsu Deinonychus
08-26-2003, 09:30 PM
So would Splinter.

Skeletoncrew
08-26-2003, 09:35 PM
So would Splinter.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I deny that fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Throws a temper tantrum* :x

Tetsu Deinonychus
08-26-2003, 09:37 PM
:lol: :P

cqb101
08-27-2003, 03:16 PM
I always pictures Raph with a goth chick.....