If the turtles got girlfriends...

Misfit · 08-21-2003, 01:17 PM

Just for fun, let's try and imagine what things would be like if the TMNTs got girlfriends. What sort of girls would they date do you think? And I'm talking human girls here, so no Venus type 5th turtle pleas.e

I can see this:

Raph - A punk chick. Someone who's really into the underground scene, in music, dress sense, attitude...

Mikey - Someone really outgoing, fun loving and slightly crazy, just like him. No one too serious or bossy.

Don - Someone who's intelligent, who shares his love of computers and technolog but who likes to have fun and goof off sometimes too.

Leo - I don't know if Leo would ever losen up enough to date anyone, much less a human girl. LOL. I think someone nice and caring, who'd patch him up after fights and make a bit of a fuss of him. Someone who'd bright out his fun side and help him not to worry so much. Someone who's sensible and mature, but not ridiculously so.

Could you imagine it if the TMNTs had girlfriends? I'm pretty sure that Splinter wouldn't approve, not with the whole differences in species thing.

And what about you? Would you be for our boys being all loved up with some girls or would you rather things stuck strictly to the ninja crime fighting thing without any of the mushy stuff?

*Deathknight* · 08-21-2003, 01:45 PM

Most of the TMNT sort of had Girlfriends in the original toon. Michelangelo had a thing for Kala the Nutrino, Raphael liked Mona lisa (who only had 1 measly appearance) and Leonardo liked Lotus Blossum... Donatello was the only one who never really had a female like him on the show.

*Jephael* · 08-21-2003, 01:58 PM

Although Irma seemed to take a liking to Don.

*That Matt Guy* · 08-21-2003, 03:35 PM

Raph would be better off with a biker chick.

Shellfox · 08-21-2003, 04:03 PM

Well Raph had ninjara, which is probly the longest relation ship any of them'll have (out side Mezcal, she only had 5 issues)

But for the sack of Human argument

Don- I'm betting ona very normal girl he meets over teh net, but with his luck it'll be guy pretending to be a girl (this isn't a don is gay thing)

Leo- Oppisates attrack, I see him with a total free spirt style flower child his total opposite in every way

Mike- not sure

Raph- A girl more Raph than raph. Very independant, a hot head, always has to have the last word, cold and rude. When he gets under her skin very passionate. And can probly take him in a fight

Sparvid · 08-21-2003, 04:11 PM

...some fangirls here would become really jealous...

Ashangelo · 08-21-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparvid

...some fangirls here would become really jealous...

You could say that again

*gobo* · 08-21-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jephael

Although Irma seemed to take a liking to Don.

Where in Dimension X did you ever get that idea? I never saw any indication of this, but it makes sense for a humanoid nerd/turtle to get with someone not so bright, but boy-crazy. By making her feel smart, he'd turn her on so that he wouldn't have to break his passive character just to get lucky.

~~Leo656~~ · 08-21-2003, 05:10 PM

It was implied in at least a couple of eps that Irma liked Don. Like in the one where Shredder and Krang reversed New York's gravity, Irma kept misunderstanding certain comments Don made as him coming on to her. Rather funny.

*XERO* · 08-21-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

It was implied in at least a couple of eps that Irma liked Don. Like in the one where Shredder and Krang reversed New York's gravity, Irma kept misunderstanding certain comments Don made as him coming on to her. Rather funny.

From Sky Turtles:

Don: "See that stupendous dish?"
Irma: (blushing) "Ohhhh, thank you, Donatello."
Don: "Uh, not you Irma. I was talking about that satellite dish."
Irma: "Ohhhh, it's just like a man to choose TV over me."

Donatello007 · 08-21-2003, 06:24 PM

I would definately have to agree with Ninja girl on Mike and Don. As for Raph and Leo...... smeh i dunno. Maybe Raph with someone who also makes wisecracks and.... ah i dunno i give up...

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 08-21-2003, 06:31 PM

I am a HUGE fan of both the Mike and Kala the neutrino pairing, and the Leo and Lotus pairing!

And, I could see Splinter dating some near-sighted Japanese widow, for some reason.

**Kali** · 08-21-2003, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparvid

...some fangirls here would become really jealous...

Gee, ya think?

I agree with most of the answers, like Mike needing someone as outgoing as him, and Don needing someone intelligent and interested in his hobbies.

With Leo, I'd go with someone fairly disciplined like him, traditional, but he really needs someone who will get him to loosen up a bit.

With Raph, I can't see him with someone exactly like him. I see him with someone with quiet strength, who could stand up to him without blowing his fuse (too badly) and would be able to pull him from his funks. Maybe some spiritual art chica... with a tattoo... What, why are you staring at me like that?!?

The Green Ranger · 08-22-2003, 08:24 AM

they'd probabaly get laid....but would the girls get arrested for beastiality?

*jeff the cheff* · 08-22-2003, 11:11 AM

I think the sentence would be reduced due to the fact that the ninja turtles are kind of a turtle/human mix.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 08-22-2003, 11:25 AM

Would that law even apply to mutants?

*Skeletoncrew* · 08-22-2003, 03:42 PM

What about Splinter's girlfriend?

Personally I think that after all the years of discipline and being the adult he'd want to cut loose and have some fun. I see him with a sweet young thing who's into sociology, religion, and body piercing! His instinctual rat attraction to shiny things would lead to hours of play with her not-so-public piercings!

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 08-22-2003, 03:45 PM

Nah,
I still say an old asian widow, who he could sit quietly and talk with would be more Splinter's taste.

Albrecht · 08-22-2003, 03:53 PM

there are to completly differnt raph's: cartoon and archie raph and every other version. so raph gets two girls.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 08-22-2003, 04:28 PM

Ninjara and Kali!

08-21-2003, 01:17 PM	#1
Misfit Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2003 Location: UK Posts: 508	If the turtles got girlfriends... Just for fun, let's try and imagine what things would be like if the TMNTs got girlfriends. What sort of girls would they date do you think? And I'm talking human girls here, so no Venus type 5th turtle pleas.e I can see this: Raph - A punk chick. Someone who's really into the underground scene, in music, dress sense, attitude... Mikey - Someone really outgoing, fun loving and slightly crazy, just like him. No one too serious or bossy. Don - Someone who's intelligent, who shares his love of computers and technolog but who likes to have fun and goof off sometimes too. Leo - I don't know if Leo would ever losen up enough to date anyone, much less a human girl. LOL. I think someone nice and caring, who'd patch him up after fights and make a bit of a fuss of him. Someone who'd bright out his fun side and help him not to worry so much. Someone who's sensible and mature, but not ridiculously so. Could you imagine it if the TMNTs had girlfriends? I'm pretty sure that Splinter wouldn't approve, not with the whole differences in species thing. And what about you? Would you be for our boys being all loved up with some girls or would you rather things stuck strictly to the ninja crime fighting thing without any of the mushy stuff?

08-21-2003, 01:45 PM	#2
Deathknight Mad Scientist Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: One of the 972 rooms of the technodrome Posts: 1,995	Most of the TMNT sort of had Girlfriends in the original toon. Michelangelo had a thing for Kala the Nutrino, Raphael liked Mona lisa (who only had 1 measly appearance) and Leonardo liked Lotus Blossum... Donatello was the only one who never really had a female like him on the show. __________________ Shredder: "Ninja hall of fame? Ha! Where's MY statue?!" -My Brother, the Bad Guy

08-21-2003, 01:58 PM	#3
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Although Irma seemed to take a liking to Don. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

08-21-2003, 04:03 PM	#5
Shellfox Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,234	Well Raph had ninjara, which is probly the longest relation ship any of them'll have (out side Mezcal, she only had 5 issues) But for the sack of Human argument Don- I'm betting ona very normal girl he meets over teh net, but with his luck it'll be guy pretending to be a girl (this isn't a don is gay thing) Leo- Oppisates attrack, I see him with a total free spirt style flower child his total opposite in every way Mike- not sure Raph- A girl more Raph than raph. Very independant, a hot head, always has to have the last word, cold and rude. When he gets under her skin very passionate. And can probly take him in a fight __________________ We're americans, We build Monster Trucks for fun! Imagin what we'll build when you piss us off!!- Christopher Titus

08-21-2003, 04:11 PM	#6
Sparvid Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Östersund, Sweden Posts: 860	If the turtles got girlfriends... ...some fangirls here would become really jealous...

08-21-2003, 03:35 PM	#4
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Raph would be better off with a biker chick.

08-21-2003, 05:10 PM	#9
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	It was implied in at least a couple of eps that Irma liked Don. Like in the one where Shredder and Krang reversed New York's gravity, Irma kept misunderstanding certain comments Don made as him coming on to her. Rather funny.

08-21-2003, 06:24 PM	#11
Donatello007 Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Putnam, CT Posts: 532	I would definately have to agree with Ninja girl on Mike and Don. As for Raph and Leo...... smeh i dunno. Maybe Raph with someone who also makes wisecracks and.... ah i dunno i give up... __________________ myspace

08-21-2003, 06:31 PM	#12
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	I am a HUGE fan of both the Mike and Kala the neutrino pairing, and the Leo and Lotus pairing! And, I could see Splinter dating some near-sighted Japanese widow, for some reason. __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

08-22-2003, 08:24 AM	#14
The Green Ranger Thug Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Angel Grove, CA Posts: 92	they'd probabaly get laid....but would the girls get arrested for beastiality? __________________ "Dragonzord!"

08-22-2003, 11:11 AM	#15
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	I think the sentence would be reduced due to the fact that the ninja turtles are kind of a turtle/human mix.

08-22-2003, 11:25 AM	#16
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Would that law even apply to mutants? __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

08-22-2003, 03:42 PM	#17
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	What about Splinter's girlfriend? Personally I think that after all the years of discipline and being the adult he'd want to cut loose and have some fun. I see him with a sweet young thing who's into sociology, religion, and body piercing! His instinctual rat attraction to shiny things would lead to hours of play with her not-so-public piercings! __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

08-22-2003, 03:45 PM	#18
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Nah, I still say an old asian widow, who he could sit quietly and talk with would be more Splinter's taste. __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

08-22-2003, 03:53 PM	#19
Albrecht Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,073	there are to completly differnt raph's: cartoon and archie raph and every other version. so raph gets two girls. __________________

08-22-2003, 04:28 PM	#20
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Ninjara and Kali! __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!