View Full Version : Oh no, how clumsy...you went and got mutated
IndigoErth
10-22-2014, 05:05 PM
This is of course probably no fault of your own, some idiot did this to you. Yup. Absolutely. (Or did you pull a Timothy?? :P)
Question is, what are you now?
What would you want to be? Or, better yet, if going by the 'last contact' method and depending on what pets or other creatures you interact/deal with frequently in real life, what would you likely end up as?
Me, I'd prob end up as some kind of crazy fish woman... Oranda to be precise. I just hope it would turn out better than it did for Fishface. :lol: Love my fishies, but not so sure about this.
To a lesser degree, might end up as a cat instead, probably black.
(Rainy day here, so just a rainy day kinda question. ;))
Netkeeper
10-22-2014, 05:27 PM
I think being a blue-spotted tree monitor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-spotted_tree_monitor) would be really cool. A close second choice might be a dwarf caiman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuvier%27s_dwarf_caiman). Specifically picking reptiles since this franchise specialises in them.
blindturtle02
10-22-2014, 05:32 PM
I can safely say I'd end up as a cat. I own two of them. Now that, I wouldn't mind. Cats aren't supposed to eat chocolate, so hopefully my digestive system would be more humanoid because I'd hate to have to give that up. Thank goodness I don't own a bug collection. Wouldn't it suck to end up a roach mutant? I'd probably be afraid of myself because I hate them so much. Cat is definitely the way to go on my end.
Shiro Kame
10-22-2014, 05:34 PM
I think I'd be a calico cat, as it's the only animal I'm in constant physical contact with.
Autbot_Benz
10-22-2014, 05:44 PM
id probably be a husky since i Am in contact with one a lot.
Cryomancer
10-22-2014, 06:13 PM
Now I'm trying to remember if anyone in TMNT has ever intentionally mutated to something they wanted. I guess Super Shredder counts but eh.
MsMarvelDuckie
10-22-2014, 06:17 PM
That's easy- I'd end up as a cat, since ours is VERY affectionate and even sleeps with us. The kicker is- she's a tortoiseshell, I probably would be, too!
Victorsaurus
10-22-2014, 09:03 PM
Last animal I touched was a chihuahua.
Last element I touched was water since I was watching my hands maybe I'll have water/soap cleaning powers :p
I would like to mutate into a humanoid "Draco Volans" which is a flying (gliding) dragon.
Metalwolf
10-22-2014, 09:34 PM
Now I'm trying to remember if anyone in TMNT has ever intentionally mutated to something they wanted. I guess Super Shredder counts but eh.Bebop and Rocksteady in that one comic. They had IV lines filled with DNA and mutagen hooked up to them after picking out their creature.
Let's see, I think I would have to pull me a Timothy on this one. :lol:
In fact knowing myself, mutation would be a forgone conclusion since once I get that kind of desire into my head, I can't get it out for years. (It's not bad, but it can be a pain.) Thus I would have it extensively planned out, and done in a certain area that would be cleaned to make sure that there was nothing 'foreign' to contaminate (like the bathroom tub.) I would pick a Timber Wolf. I have a tanned hide of a large alpha male, but if I wasn't sure if that had enough 'good' DNA, then I would at least get something that would have a decent amount (maybe order a frozen head from a hunter.) Then remove my clothes and cover myself in wolf goo, and then dump on the mutagen.
But I wouldn't just pull a Timothy, I'll pull a Bradford too. ;)
I'll either have another canister (or find where Shredder keeps his big vat of mutagen.) So after living like a hermit for two weeks to ensure the mutation is 'settled,' I'll dump on more. Reason why I'd do things is because I like how Bradford looks, but I'd also a way to one-up him in a fight to take down his ego a few notches, even if it's once and through surprise. I love wolves, and wolves will kill and eat dogs (not like I'd eat him but still) and turning oneself into a creepy skeleton wolf is even better!
That is, until the novelty wears off, and I start missing my old appearance, even as it's not possible to change it after double-mutation. (I would have eventually have asked Donnie about it too.) It's would now be just me but with the equivalent of a massive body-wide tattoo that looked wicked awesome for a while, but eventually loses it's luster once you realize you are now stuck with it, forever. Then it's bed-made-lie. :P
blindturtle02
10-22-2014, 10:03 PM
Awesome. I didn't know there'd be so many cat mutants. But I agree with Metalwolf. Mutating into a skeletal wolf would be pretty sweet. I'd try the skeletal cat thing after being in my first cat form. You guys inspire me. What can I say? Well maybe. EEyeah, I guess I'd try the secondary mutation thing. Although I keep hearing Raph's bewildered voice from the pilot in my head when he was astounded by Mikey wanting to drink the mutagen. "What?! Why would you do that?" Well, because I could adopt the nickname Skelecat. Hey, it pays homage to Friends. Other than that, I guess I'd save ordinary kittens and cats from trees, work nights packing and shipping orders from amazon.com, and I'd have fun doing the secret Santa thing most Christmases. Now that'd really freak people out. Ah, mutation. Wouldn't miss it for the world.
I last touched my Gray Cat.
If I had a choice I would want to cross mutate with a Killer Whale.
Metalwolf
10-23-2014, 12:18 AM
Awesome. I didn't know there'd be so many cat mutants. But I agree with Metalwolf. Mutating into a skeletal wolf would be pretty sweet. I'd try the skeletal cat thing after being in my first cat form. You guys inspire me. What can I say? Well maybe. EEyeah, I guess I'd try the secondary mutation thing. Although I keep hearing Raph's bewildered voice from the pilot in my head when he was astounded by Mikey wanting to drink the mutagen. "What?! Why would you do that?" Well, because I could adopt the nickname Skelecat. Hey, it pays homage to Friends. Other than that, I guess I'd save ordinary kittens and cats from trees, work nights packing and shipping orders from amazon.com, and I'd have fun doing the secret Santa thing most Christmases. Now that'd really freak people out. Ah, mutation. Wouldn't miss it for the world.A skeletal cat would be quite spooky, especially the way they tend to look and a cat's tendency to hiss and have their eyes glitter in the dark. That would make quite a few people brown their pants most definitely. :P
Now that you'd mentioned it, I forgot about the job stuff. I think I'd end up being a beta tester for games or doing data entry from home. Something that allowed me to not have direct contact with the public but still allowed me to have a job and have money deposited into the bank (I'd use direct deposit.) Plus pay bills and taxes too, all online.
I'd also be doing a lot of online shopping, since you can practically get anything delivered to you, everything from a frozen smoked pheasant to ordinary stuff like TP and soap. Gosh, it would be so easy to be a mutant with all of the online stuff now, as long as you didn't get something that had to have a signature from the postman or needed to be picked up directly by you. :lol:
Candy Kappa
10-23-2014, 01:02 AM
Well, I own four turtles. So either a red-eared slider or a yellow-bellied slider mutant. Or a cat, we have a cat that comes around for food and cuddles now and then.
Shred Head
10-23-2014, 01:36 AM
Well my firs thought I would like to turn into Shark but pretty sure living in Texas and being a giant mutant water creature would be a bad idea so I would probably go with some sort of Lizard or a Beetle maybe that kickass looking Rhinoceros Beetle yeah that could work. Would be pretty cool to crawl on walls and even fly all over the city.
Ninjinister
10-23-2014, 01:45 AM
A human.
I've always wanted to be one of those.
Shark_Blade
10-23-2014, 02:11 AM
I ate sushi so.. I'd be a Shark Blade of course. :tlol:
But with legs and I could swim.
(Heh my mutation seems like Xever's, touching a fish and not washing our hands. Tsk, tsk)
IndigoErth
10-23-2014, 02:35 AM
lol Well I for one wash my hands, but when cleaning the tank my Oranda won't ever leave me alone. lol Man, if I did go that way rather than cat... with all these cat people, might need to hire the wolf to play guard dog, er, wolf. :lol:
Clearly any turtle owners have a bit of luck in this 'game.' But I do not envy anyone who's job is pest control. :)
Wonder if having a burger first would turn you into a cow... o.O Mutation Lunch Roulette. Edit: You are what you eat. Hah.
Netkeeper
10-23-2014, 04:03 AM
Well now I have to offset all these cats here.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9l0i3ouQ1qewro5o1_500.jpg
She's stuck to me like glue, so.
Jephael
10-23-2014, 09:13 AM
If this question had been asked a few years earlier, I'd definitely be a Pomeranian as that was our last family pet up until he passed away.
http://www.thegreenlanterncorps.com/jephael/FugitoidRusty.jpg
Lou 500
10-23-2014, 12:58 PM
Probably a dog, since my mother has two labradors. Or a bug after coming into contact with one in my garden. Ew, what if I turned into a snail...
blindturtle02
10-23-2014, 01:05 PM
A snail mutant doesn't sound so bad. I keep thinking of Snailman, the guy from that Toxic Crusaders animated series. Doubt anyone remembers him, but I thought he was pretty cool. And he sounded like Dudley Do-Right. Hey, he had his own theme song too.
PangolinFeets
10-23-2014, 02:11 PM
I just wanted to say this thread title was read by Moroes in my head. If you know who he is then you probably did too.
Also, I'd probably mutate with my boyfriend and end up hairy and a talented drummer.
pennydreadful
10-23-2014, 07:52 PM
I'd prefer to have a wolf-based mutation, but given that I live with three black & white cats, I'd end up being a tuxedo cat mutant if we're going by the "creature you last touched" rule.
ProactiveMan
10-24-2014, 03:46 AM
Bad news for me... I removed a cockroach from my shower this morning.
Whatswiththeheadbands?
10-24-2014, 04:06 AM
id probably be a husky since i Am in contact with one a lot.
Same here:lol:
This_is_my_username
10-24-2014, 05:01 AM
Cat-based. Would prefer something Sabretoothy but would be more of a Hob.
Pterobat
10-24-2014, 08:41 PM
Cool animal I'd want to be: Draco Volans, the gliding lizard: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/reptiles/draco-lizard/
What I'd probably be according to OT mutagen rules: Some kind of domestic dog, since I'm always stopping to pet them, or one of my family's dogs.
Of course, I'd really want to be a prehistoric creature of some sort. Heh.
Slade
10-24-2014, 08:45 PM
I'd end up as a pitbull
Lethal Lullaby
10-24-2014, 08:52 PM
A human.
I've always wanted to be one of those.
XD I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.
I'd most likely become either a German Sheperd, or an Australian Sheperd/ Rottweiler mix.
If this question had been asked a few years earlier, I'd definitely be a Pomeranian as that was our last family pet up until he passed away.
http://www.thegreenlanterncorps.com/jephael/FugitoidRusty.jpg
Sorry for your loss :tsad:. I had a Spitz/Eskomo mix for 16 years that passed back in 2013.
Nice TMNT reference in the pic btw.
Electric
10-24-2014, 11:42 PM
going by last thing I touched? A Venus fly trap....which would be odd
If I could choose though, i think humanoid, like, eagle would be pretty epic
Nasubionna
01-30-2015, 02:16 AM
If we're going by the last animal touched and/or the animal whose DNA is most likely scattered all over me/my clothes, it would be a goat. I keep several of them, and am out there all the time getting filthy, LOL…
Now I kind of want to draw myself as a mutant goat. Because I am a huge dork. :P
DarthRaphael
01-30-2015, 06:36 AM
I'd be Dogpound. I have two retrievers.
Creativemind
01-30-2015, 07:31 AM
I wonder if it has to be a live animal. I mean what if you were cooking a juicy steak and had steak blood all over you when you got mutagen on you? Would you turn into a steer?
Ravenshell
01-30-2015, 08:18 AM
o.o I just ate an avocado. I guess I'm going to be Avocado Soldier! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVC5Ud4Ewfg&index=4&list=PLaR-PbNOgKigIenqcjje31iHJudY3Thu_) Get ready for some guaca-melee combat!
Otherwise, there's a crapton of doghair in here, so most likely, I'll turn into my Appenzeller.
Given a choice, well, my handle should make that pretty obvious. I could run with being a horned toad too, though the "horny-toad" jokes would wear thin pretty fast.
IndigoErth
01-30-2015, 01:16 PM
If we're going by the last animal touched and/or the animal whose DNA is most likely scattered all over me/my clothes, it would be a goat. I keep several of them, and am out there all the time getting filthy, LOL…
Now I kind of want to draw myself as a mutant goat. Because I am a huge dork. :P
Just watch out for any cryptozoology buffs out looking for the Goatman. :P
DarkFell
01-30-2015, 01:39 PM
I just touched my cat on the nose. Do I turn into an anthro cat or a booger? :P
Seriously, there's no telling what I could mutate into; I touch lots of things...(x)-(x)
Since I'm on my phone, I could turn into a smartphone.
Nobody better use me or press my buttons. *bad puns.*
blindturtle02
01-30-2015, 01:43 PM
I just touched my cat on the nose. Do I turn into an anthro cat or a booger? :P
Seriously, there's no telling what I could mutate into; I touch lots of things...(x)-(x)
Since I'm on my phone, I could turn into a smartphone.
Nobody better use me or press my buttons. *bad puns.*
Smartphone mutant? How kickbutt is that? lol
Nasubionna
01-30-2015, 06:56 PM
I just touched my cat on the nose. Do I turn into an anthro cat or a booger? :P
I laughed so hard at the idea of a mutant cat booger. :D
DarkFell
01-30-2015, 07:53 PM
There's no honor in turning into a mutated cat booger. The experience wouldn't leave any room for bragging rights either because that wouldn't be anything to brag about...8(
IndigoErth
01-30-2015, 08:02 PM
Since I'm on my phone, I could turn into a smartphone. True... since the Nick show has decided the stuff works with technology. Hmm.
Prob just end up evil like that car and prank call people 24/7. :trazz:
DarkFell
01-30-2015, 08:05 PM
That would be fun.:kgrin:
Gunstar_Red
01-30-2015, 08:17 PM
I would be a black cat. But if given a choice, I would like be mutated as a bird. Flying would be awesome!
...but knowing my luck, I'll end up as Timothy. ^^; But no matter what I mutate into, I want to keep my sanity (or whatever I have currently!).
Mona_Lisa
01-30-2015, 08:27 PM
I live on a small Farm, So I'm not sure what I would turn into???? I have cows, pigs, Chickens, Rabbits, A Labrador retriever, A Great Pyrenees.... And some cats... The possibility's are endless!
https://sengalboy.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/tmnt-15.jpg
IndigoErth
01-30-2015, 08:42 PM
https://sengalboy.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/tmnt-15.jpg
:lol: Well, at least it's cuter than 2012's Chimera option.
MsMarvelDuckie
01-30-2015, 11:28 PM
o.o I just ate an avocado. I guess I'm going to be Avocado Soldier! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVC5Ud4Ewfg&index=4&list=PLaR-PbNOgKigIenqcjje31iHJudY3Thu_) Get ready for some guaca-melee combat!
I LOL'ed at that.
Just watch out for any cryptozoology buffs out looking for the Goatman. :P
I know where he is! Lives under a bridge not far from where I grew up!
Considering how much our little sweet kitteh sheds, I'd become a mutant cat. ME-OW, baby!
BuffoTheClown
02-02-2015, 12:14 AM
Last COntact?
I would be a mutant McDonald's burger.
I guess I could team up with Pizza Face and fight the turtles.
shuriken
02-02-2015, 12:25 AM
A flying Squirrel.
I'll be known as Davey Squirrel.
Yeah
pannoni1
02-02-2015, 01:21 PM
Probably a fly like Baxter since recently there have been cracks in my shower's chalking allowing for flies to invade every day requiring me to snap them. Unfortunately, these are small flies so I wouldn't quite be as powerful or invasive as Baxter, so I'd rather be someone else.
blindturtle02
02-02-2015, 03:32 PM
Oh boy, I just got done seasoning some raw chicken breasts and throwing them in the oven. Just scratched my cat behind the ears so maybe I won't turn into a big chicken. Chickencat?
Ravenshell
02-03-2015, 09:22 AM
I just touched my cat on the nose. Do I turn into an anthro cat or a booger? :P
Oh, wait, is THAT what happened to Timothy?? He turnted into a magic nose-goblin mutant??
I'm already a kitty!
Just what I wanted!
SophieDem
02-03-2015, 10:19 AM
Just curious. Everyone is a cat-person here? :D
I have two turtles. :D
Ravenshell
02-04-2015, 01:01 AM
Dog-person here... I love reptiles of all sorts, but have never owned any.
blindturtle02
02-04-2015, 05:36 AM
I had a turtle and a cat throughout elementary and high school. So I guess I'm both. I also love dogs, especially German Shepherds,Labs, and Dachshunds.
My name tells you what I like.
MsMarvelDuckie
02-06-2015, 02:30 AM
Also a cat-person. Have had cats nearly all my life.
Candy Kappa
02-06-2015, 03:21 AM
Now that the guest cat have stopped coming over, due to either winter time or the owner have moved. I'd most likely turn into a Turtle now.
blindturtle02
02-06-2015, 12:18 PM
Now that the guest cat have stopped coming over, due to either winter time or the owner have moved. I'd most likely turn into a Turtle now.
Best kind of animal to become right there. I wonder how many other dromers have pet turtles. I'd love one but have to give that a bit more consideration. I'd certainly have to close the cats out of whichever room I put the turtle in.
My x from my college days would probably become a goose, unless they've gotten rid of them stateside. I posed the mutation question to my niece the other day and she says she'd become a hamster mutant.
DarkFell
02-06-2015, 01:09 PM
@blindturtle: The ex mutating into a goose made my day.
And there are worst things to mutate into. Some examples can be a horse's a**, an elephant's butt, ect..
MsMarvelDuckie
02-06-2015, 01:17 PM
If that's the case, my step-dad's already halfway there. He's already a horse's @$$ in all but appearance.
blindturtle02
02-06-2015, 02:28 PM
@blindturtle: The ex mutating in a goose made my day.
And there are worst things to mutate into. Some examples can be a horse's a**, an elephant's butt, ect..
haha! I think they keep chickens too. As pets, actually. Oo, I'd hate to mutate into any posteriors. Slugs would be nasty too. Or giant bacteria
.
lindz247
02-06-2015, 03:01 PM
A turtle so I can live with the TMNT!
Too bad there's no quiz for this tho :/
IndigoErth
02-06-2015, 03:08 PM
I posed the mutation question to my niece the other day and she says she'd become a hamster mutant.
lol So basically like the ones I'd seen in the Kia car commercials then. :lol: (Eh maybe just not in the stupid way they later added female ones...)
blindturtle02
02-06-2015, 03:26 PM
Oh I knew it was a matter of time until they put that song in a commercial! The only thing is, that one part that goes,"I can smell your sent for miles," always cracks me up. I know it's suppose to sound all smooth and sensual, but to me it just sounds as if one of them has been digging around in the trash and needs a shower.
MsMarvelDuckie
02-06-2015, 04:13 PM
Well they ARE animals, and some animals do have an incredible sense of smell.... Just sayin'.
blindturtle02
02-06-2015, 04:25 PM
Too true! My cats go nuts whenever I've brought home chicken breasts still sealed in the packages. Nothing gets past them.
MsMarvelDuckie
02-06-2015, 04:34 PM
I had a cat who was practically psychic when we brought home ice cream. He would know we had it before we were even in the door! He'd be right there winding around our feet and meowing excitedly, and he never did that when we DIDN'T have any! Then again, he was SCARY smart, too. I swear he was a feline equivalent of Einstein.
Candy Kappa
02-06-2015, 04:40 PM
Best kind of animal to become right there. I wonder how many other dromers have pet turtles. I'd love one but have to give that a bit more consideration. I'd certainly have to close the cats out of whichever room I put the turtle in.
My x from my college days would probably become a goose, unless they've gotten rid of them stateside. I posed the mutation question to my niece the other day and she says she'd become a hamster mutant.
Turtles are great pets, although they can be in the expensive side, especially with getting a tank/aquarium big enough and a filter unit that can handle a turtle.
And I'd recommend getting a male turtle, since females needs a place to lay their eggs, without one they can get egg bound which is can be lethal. Also, with Pond Sliders, males are smaller which means better space in the tank.
blindturtle02
02-06-2015, 04:53 PM
Thanks for the advice, dude.
Usagi Miyamoto
02-07-2015, 01:36 AM
A rabbit, because TMNT needs a rabbit or a hare mutation. Maybe a Pika if not that.
Ravenshell
02-07-2015, 03:54 AM
A rabbit, because TMNT needs a rabbit or a hare mutation. Maybe a Pika if not that.
Oh, I see what you did there. ;p
blindturtle02
02-07-2015, 07:46 AM
I was wondering when one of you were going to mention a rabbit. Mutant get togethers wouldn't be complete without one of those. Jeez, how many cats do we have? I'm rather ashamed I don't have a pet turtle so I could choose! haha Workin on it,however.
Electric
02-07-2015, 09:46 AM
Probably some kind of plant. I have a few throughout my room. A Venus fly trap would be cool, but an aloe plant would be different, maybe have healing properties
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