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Team Blue Boy
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Oh no, how clumsy...you went and got mutated
This is of course probably no fault of your own, some idiot did this to you. Yup. Absolutely. (Or did you pull a Timothy??
Question is, what are you now? What would you want to be? Or, better yet, if going by the 'last contact' method and depending on what pets or other creatures you interact/deal with frequently in real life, what would you likely end up as? Me, I'd prob end up as some kind of crazy fish woman... Oranda to be precise. I just hope it would turn out better than it did for Fishface. To a lesser degree, might end up as a cat instead, probably black. (Rainy day here, so just a rainy day kinda question. |
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tactical blackquill
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I think being a blue-spotted tree monitor would be really cool. A close second choice might be a dwarf caiman. Specifically picking reptiles since this franchise specialises in them.
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I can safely say I'd end up as a cat. I own two of them. Now that, I wouldn't mind. Cats aren't supposed to eat chocolate, so hopefully my digestive system would be more humanoid because I'd hate to have to give that up. Thank goodness I don't own a bug collection. Wouldn't it suck to end up a roach mutant? I'd probably be afraid of myself because I hate them so much. Cat is definitely the way to go on my end.
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I think I'd be a calico cat, as it's the only animal I'm in constant physical contact with.
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id probably be a husky since i Am in contact with one a lot.
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Now I'm trying to remember if anyone in TMNT has ever intentionally mutated to something they wanted. I guess Super Shredder counts but eh.
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That's easy- I'd end up as a cat, since ours is VERY affectionate and even sleeps with us. The kicker is- she's a tortoiseshell, I probably would be, too!
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A husky or a rooster.
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Last animal I touched was a chihuahua.
Last element I touched was water since I was watching my hands maybe I'll have water/soap cleaning powers :p I would like to mutate into a humanoid "Draco Volans" which is a flying (gliding) dragon. |
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Let's see, I think I would have to pull me a Timothy on this one. In fact knowing myself, mutation would be a forgone conclusion since once I get that kind of desire into my head, I can't get it out for years. (It's not bad, but it can be a pain.) Thus I would have it extensively planned out, and done in a certain area that would be cleaned to make sure that there was nothing 'foreign' to contaminate (like the bathroom tub.) I would pick a Timber Wolf. I have a tanned hide of a large alpha male, but if I wasn't sure if that had enough 'good' DNA, then I would at least get something that would have a decent amount (maybe order a frozen head from a hunter.) Then remove my clothes and cover myself in wolf goo, and then dump on the mutagen. But I wouldn't just pull a Timothy, I'll pull a Bradford too. I'll either have another canister (or find where Shredder keeps his big vat of mutagen.) So after living like a hermit for two weeks to ensure the mutation is 'settled,' I'll dump on more. Reason why I'd do things is because I like how Bradford looks, but I'd also a way to one-up him in a fight to take down his ego a few notches, even if it's once and through surprise. I love wolves, and wolves will kill and eat dogs (not like I'd eat him but still) and turning oneself into a creepy skeleton wolf is even better! That is, until the novelty wears off, and I start missing my old appearance, even as it's not possible to change it after double-mutation. (I would have eventually have asked Donnie about it too.) It's would now be just me but with the equivalent of a massive body-wide tattoo that looked wicked awesome for a while, but eventually loses it's luster once you realize you are now stuck with it, forever. Then it's bed-made-lie. Last edited by Metalwolf; 10-22-2014 at 09:39 PM. |
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Awesome. I didn't know there'd be so many cat mutants. But I agree with Metalwolf. Mutating into a skeletal wolf would be pretty sweet. I'd try the skeletal cat thing after being in my first cat form. You guys inspire me. What can I say? Well maybe. EEyeah, I guess I'd try the secondary mutation thing. Although I keep hearing Raph's bewildered voice from the pilot in my head when he was astounded by Mikey wanting to drink the mutagen. "What?! Why would you do that?" Well, because I could adopt the nickname Skelecat. Hey, it pays homage to Friends. Other than that, I guess I'd save ordinary kittens and cats from trees, work nights packing and shipping orders from amazon.com, and I'd have fun doing the secret Santa thing most Christmases. Now that'd really freak people out. Ah, mutation. Wouldn't miss it for the world.
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I last touched my Gray Cat.
If I had a choice I would want to cross mutate with a Killer Whale. |
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Now that you'd mentioned it, I forgot about the job stuff. I think I'd end up being a beta tester for games or doing data entry from home. Something that allowed me to not have direct contact with the public but still allowed me to have a job and have money deposited into the bank (I'd use direct deposit.) Plus pay bills and taxes too, all online. I'd also be doing a lot of online shopping, since you can practically get anything delivered to you, everything from a frozen smoked pheasant to ordinary stuff like TP and soap. Gosh, it would be so easy to be a mutant with all of the online stuff now, as long as you didn't get something that had to have a signature from the postman or needed to be picked up directly by you. |
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Well, I own four turtles. So either a red-eared slider or a yellow-bellied slider mutant. Or a cat, we have a cat that comes around for food and cuddles now and then.
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Well my firs thought I would like to turn into Shark but pretty sure living in Texas and being a giant mutant water creature would be a bad idea so I would probably go with some sort of Lizard or a Beetle maybe that kickass looking Rhinoceros Beetle yeah that could work. Would be pretty cool to crawl on walls and even fly all over the city.
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A human.
I've always wanted to be one of those.
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I ate sushi so.. I'd be a Shark Blade of course.
But with legs and I could swim. (Heh my mutation seems like Xever's, touching a fish and not washing our hands. Tsk, tsk) |
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Team Blue Boy
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lol Well I for one wash my hands, but when cleaning the tank my Oranda won't ever leave me alone. lol Man, if I did go that way rather than cat... with all these cat people, might need to hire the wolf to play guard dog, er, wolf.
Clearly any turtle owners have a bit of luck in this 'game.' But I do not envy anyone who's job is pest control. Wonder if having a burger first would turn you into a cow... o.O Mutation Lunch Roulette. Edit: You are what you eat. Hah. |
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tactical blackquill
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Well now I have to offset all these cats here.
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If this question had been asked a few years earlier, I'd definitely be a Pomeranian as that was our last family pet up until he passed away.
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