Your favorite adult jokes in TMNT.

[The Great Saiyaman]

Well over the years, the TMNT Franchise has had a lot of subtle and not so subtle Adult Jokes and I figured they'd be funny enough to start a thread about.

From the 2012 series "Karai's vendetta"
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Mikey: We're not THAT kind of sub!

From "Mikey gets shellacne"
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This is more a visual joke, as "Fried eggs" has a second meaning other than actual fried eggs. It's also a strong reference to him being the only one of the four in this series who has a very distinct feminine side.
http://i.imgur.com/83dVkex.gif

[Sugilita]

Well over the years, the TMNT Franchise has had a lot of subtle and not so subtle Adult Jokes and I figured they'd be funny enough to start a thread about.

From the 2012 series "Karai's vendetta"
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Mikey: We're not THAT kind of sub!

From "Mikey gets shellacne"
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/f/f1/Tmnt205_0033.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20170520222712
This is more a visual joke, as "Fried eggs" has a second meaning other than actual fried eggs. It's also a strong reference to him being the only one of the four in this series who has a very distinct feminine side.
http://i.imgur.com/83dVkex.gif

My favourite adult joke is in the 2007 movie. :lol:

[Powder]

I dunno that it's my favorite, but it's certainly memorable: Fishface's "Bass to mouth" comment, I don't know how the hell that made it past censors.

[neatoman]

Given that a sizeable portion of TMNT material (mainly in comic book form) is NOT actually intended for children, there can be some more blatant examples than mere tricking censors.

[IndigoErth]

Have to agree on the Dimension X "sea monster," which remains one of my favorite funny moments from that series. The way they all freeze, all of them knowing exactly what's up, but not speaking a word (until Mikey breaks the silence) just kills me. Nice depiction of the awkwardness of facing intimate topics alongside family members, like every person who has ever watched a movie with their parents that includes a heavy love scene. lol

[CyberCubed]

None of these are really adult jokes, they’re anything a kid would notice and just chuckle at. Either standards have changed or some people make a big deal out of anything.

[Wesley]

The one that comes to mind is Raph saying “The difference between men and boys is the size of their toys” at the start of the 4Kids episode Return to New York Part 1.

[Powder]

The one that comes to mind is Raph saying “The difference between men and boys is the size of their toys” at the start of the 4Kids episode Return to New York Part 1.

That's not an adult joke. At all.

[wpugh2424]

I dunno that it's my favorite, but it's certainly memorable: Fishface's "Bass to mouth" comment, I don't know how the hell that made it past censors.

Haha this moment is fantastic

[Musashi]

One good example, since it's in a version definitely intended for a young/family audience, is in TMNTIII(1993) when Michelangelo is prodding the newly-arrived Kenshin - He had just traveled through time from 17th century Japan, swapping places, and clothes, with April - and asks him thoughtfully, "How'd you get in April's pants...?"

[FredWolfLeonardo]

"Gimme a slice of the banana and sausage!"

April O Neil, Turtle Tracks.

[sleeplessknight]

I got this fridge magnet about a decade ago at a Spencer's Gifts store.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/ba4f2af0ee947e42c7da41ede85077f1/tumblr_p3tfdhwiTY1vzzixyo1_500.jpg

[victory_angel]

There was a couple of rather adult jokes in the OT episode Turtles of the Jungle

There was one episode where Donatello was with a Scientist. The Scientist's pet chimp Jocko gets hit with this growth ray and turns into a 30-foot tall ape. At one point the scientist yells "Jacko, you have been a very naughty boy!" And Donatello replies with "You don't need me to spank him, do you?"

Then later on when Donatello is turned into a 30-foot tall Turtle so he can try and rescue April from Jocko. This is the rough exchange

April: Donatello...

Don: I know, I'm a 30 feet tall. You don't need to rub it in.

April: Actually, I was going to say I like you bigger.


And in the 2012 series during the Vision Quest episode, there is one moment where Donnie and Leo are in the living room of the Farm House. Leo is packing for their camping trip, and Donnie essentually comments that he's worried April and Casey will screw while they are gone. The context really isn't funny, but yet that's the one go-to thing he's worried about in their absence that is humorous.

Donnie: Okay, I'm all for getting in tune with nature...but those two are going to getting in tune with each other.

Leo's reaction pretty much just says it all.

"Get over it, already!"

[The Great Saiyaman]

There was a couple of rather adult jokes in the OT episode Turtles of the Jungle

There was one episode where Donatello was with a Scientist. The Scientist's pet chimp Jocko gets hit with this growth ray and turns into a 30-foot tall ape. At one point the scientist yells "Jacko, you have been a very naughty boy!" And Donatello replies with "You don't need me to spank him, do you?"

Then later on when Donatello is turned into a 30-foot tall Turtle so he can try and rescue April from Jocko. This is the rough exchange

April: Donatello...

Don: I know, I'm a 30 feet tall. You don't need to rub it in.

April: Actually, I was going to say I like you bigger.


And in the 2012 series during the Vision Quest episode, there is one moment where Donnie and Leo are in the living room of the Farm House. Leo is packing for their camping trip, and Donnie essentually comments that he's worried April and Casey will screw while they are gone. The context really isn't funny, but yet that's the one go-to thing he's worried about in their absence that is humorous.

Donnie: Okay, I'm all for getting in tune with nature...but those two are going to getting in tune with each other.

Leo's reaction pretty much just says it all.

"Get over it, already!"

Related to that in "Plan 10" when Casey and April end up in each other's bodies.
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Casey apparently took the opportunity to check out April's "Proportions" even doing an excited cackle before doing so.
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"Stop pinching your own butt, Casey!"

Apparently that was the moment when their relationship as potential love interests changed because when in "Vision quest" he goes "Looks like it's going to be just YOU and me Red."
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She looks at him as if to say "And you'd better keep your hands to yourself buster!"

[FredWolfLeonardo]

Related to that in "Plan 10" when Casey and April end up in each other's bodies.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/c/cd/Abril-oneil-%28TMNT-2012%29_180.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20180527024526
Casey apparently took the opportunity to check out April's "Proportions" even doing an excited cackle before doing so.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/6/6e/Abril-oneil-%28TMNT-2012%29_185.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20180527024041

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"Stop pinching your own butt, Casey!"

Apparently that was the moment when their relationship as potential love interests changed because when in "Vision quest" he goes "Looks like it's going to be just YOU and me Red."
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/6/68/Abril-oneil-%28TMNT-2012%29_298.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20161013033320
She looks at him as if to say "And you'd better keep your hands to yourself buster!"

Does it count as sexual harassment if Casey was checking himself out while in April's body? :lol:

[lonewarrior20]

April also wanting to "eat" leo in the cimeria episode was pretty good too.

[Original TMNT Cartoon Fan]

In which epsidoe did Irma say I'm not that kind of girl?

[victory_angel]

Does it count as sexual harassment if Casey was checking himself out while in April's body? :lol:

There was also in that moment after Casey and April were switched back into their real bodies and Casey says.

"Oh man, I kinda liked being a girl." And puts a hand to his chest as though disappointed it's flat.

[The Great Saiyaman]

From "Tale of Tiger Claw"

Alopex strips Casey from his weapons and armor within a few seconds, the scene ends with her holding his cup in her hand, looking absolutely befuddled.
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Alopex: And what is THIS supposed to be?

[turtle1237]

Related to that in "Plan 10" when Casey and April end up in each other's bodies.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/c/cd/Abril-oneil-%28TMNT-2012%29_180.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20180527024526
Casey apparently took the opportunity to check out April's "Proportions" even doing an excited cackle before doing so.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/6/6e/Abril-oneil-%28TMNT-2012%29_185.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20180527024041

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/3/35/Tmnt221_1040.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20180527024136
"Stop pinching your own butt, Casey!"

Apparently that was the moment when their relationship as potential love interests changed because when in "Vision quest" he goes "Looks like it's going to be just YOU and me Red."
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/6/68/Abril-oneil-%28TMNT-2012%29_298.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20161013033320
She looks at him as if to say "And you'd better keep your hands to yourself buster!"

And a season before the body switch, a worm was giving April a good butt groping.

[victory_angel]

And a season before the body switch, a worm was giving April a good butt groping.

But April was accusing the Casey of being the one copping a feel before she realized it was the Kraang worm rubbing up against her bum.

[Warhorse]

Big one that stands out to me today that completely flew over my head when I was a kid was the 1990 movie when Casey was not too crazy about being in the lair and Donatello goes "you're a claustrophobic!" and Casey responds, "you want a fist in the mouth? I never even looked at another guy". April has to explain to him what it all meant, but back then when I was a kid, I had no idea what was going on. Today, now I know and the whole scene is very funny.

Other scenes, in 2012, in the first season, there was a scene when Donatello runs out of his lab all excited and goes to the guys and says "guess what April and I have been doing!" and the others looked a bit nervous.

THen I thought the whole mushroom episode seemed to take a jab at stoners.

[turtle1237]

But April was accusing the Casey of being the one copping a feel before she realized it was the Kraang worm rubbing up against her bum.

Were Casey was pitching April's butt in the body switch(Or was it his butt? Her Butt? I am confuse) off screen, I was really shock they did show the worm rubbing her butt ON Screen. If anything, some how that got past the censored and no one notice.

[triplexxx]

In which epsidoe did Irma say I'm not that kind of girl?
Donatello's Degree

[The Great Saiyaman]

And a season before the body switch, a worm was giving April a good butt groping.

Actually no "Manhattan Project" and "Plan 10" are both season 2 episodes.

[turtle1237]

Actually no "Manhattan Project" and "Plan 10" are both season 2 episodes.

I though Manhattan project was the season final?

[victory_angel]

I though Manhattan project was the season final?

You are partially right, it was a Mid-season Finale

[Warhorse]

:lol:
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[The Great Saiyaman]

From "Meet Mondo Gecko"

When Mikey walks past Raph's room and the latter is moving his hand up and down, which suggest that he might be masturbating...
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Raph: MIKEY GET OUT!

From "Attack by the Mega Shredder" the way Crognard takes on a rock giant...

..by charging full speed into the latter's butt.

[CyberCubed]

I never got the impression from that scene at all.

[victory_angel]

There is that moment of Carmaggeden where Raph and Donnie have just reunited with Mikey who guides them to an abandoned pizza shop he has commandeered as his refuge. While there he points out that there is plenty of water and shows them a bunch of water dispenser jugs.

Raph then grabs one of the jugs and starts to down almost a gallon of it before he realizes what he is drinking isn't actually water. Then we see Mikey standing before one of the jugs and it's implied that he is urinating into it before he turns and says "The water is over there."

[The Great Saiyaman]

In "Dinosaur seen in the sewers" when Zog leads the Turtles to the Kraang's hidden base. The Kraang employ their blue gorilla like battle suits and pop their butt cannons open.

Zog sees this, begins charging at one the said Kraang with his horn. We hear a squishy sound and see the said Kraang opening its eyes widely at the sudden and very violent anal intrusion.

[sleeplessknight]

Oh, how could I forget? At one point, Jason Biggs (first voice actor of Leonardo in the 2012 tmnt series) had this piece of fanart across the top of his official twitter page.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5b/e1/ac/5be1ac946863b135d62644270f3b7829.jpg

(Jason Biggs was also in the movie American Pie as the kid who "forked" a pie)

And yes, he was still voicing Leonardo when he had that up.

[IndigoErth]

Opens thread. Stares at fanart for a moment... Ohhhh, that's right. :lol:

Nice. I'm not sure if I mean that sarcastically or not. lol

With that steam still coming off of it, I wouldn't, Leo, you'll regret it. Boiling hot pie filling doesn't sound fun, and you can't visit the ER.

[The Great Saiyaman]

Oh, how could I forget? At one point, Jason Biggs (first voice actor of Leonardo in the 2012 tmnt series) had this piece of fanart across the top of his official twitter page.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5b/e1/ac/5be1ac946863b135d62644270f3b7829.jpg

(Jason Biggs was also in the movie American Pie as the kid who "forked" a pie)

And yes, he was still voicing Leonardo when he had that up.

For some reason seeing that picture brings to mind a scene from "The Alien agenda"

Mikey: Errr, Leo I think this DOES count as
Leo: An emergency, I KNOW!

[victory_angel]

What about that moment in the pizza face episode where a possessed April is getting prepared to be baked into a Calzone. And the way pizza sauce is thrown on her it looks like bukkake is being performed on her.

[sleeplessknight]

The look on those kids faces at the end says it all.
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[pferreira]

Probably the possum pussies line. Not sure how they got that past the censors. :lol:

[neatoman]

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[Leo656]

:lol::lol::lol:

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[neatoman]

:lol::lol::lol:

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[Leo656]

:lol::lol::lol: Terrific. Terrific.

I like you, you're silly.

[neatoman]

I guess that in theory that ray gun could help Hob out, just aim it a hooker's crotch and boom, contract as many mutant crabs as you want!

[Leo656]

Yeah but he'd have to willingly come down here to Jersey first to get it. And I'unno if he's prepared for all'a THAT sh*t. :lol:

[snake]

I dunno that it's my favorite, but it's certainly memorable: Fishface's "Bass to mouth" comment, I don't know how the hell that made it past censors.
Damn it. I came in here just to say this. That one's barely even disguised. You either get it or you don't.

What about that moment in the pizza face episode where a possessed April is getting prepared to be baked into a Calzone. And the way pizza sauce is thrown on her it looks like bukkake is being performed on her.

I...don't think that was the intent.