Pictures Of Priests Using Squirt Guns To Perform Blessings And Baptisms during Covid

[CyberCubed]

Social distancing has taken an all new meaning:

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The last pic made me laugh for a long time when I first saw it, the priest is shooting one handed like something out of a gangster movie. :lol:

Social distancing in 2020, folks. :lol:

[TommyT]

Thank you. This made my day.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

So I'm confused. Is it just the water that is holy, or does the act of containing holy water make the squirt guns themselves holy?

Gonna need some theological clarification on this one.

[Leo656]

Didn't you ever watch "Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood" you f*cking philistine?

[TommyT]

It's just getting children used to the idea of priests, with phallic objects and squirting liquid.

Organized religions are just the best.

[Leo656]

It's just getting children used to the idea of priests, with phallic objects and squirting liquid.

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[neatoman]

Gotta love religious compromise, ain't quite as funny as the Mormons trying to justify the Book of Abraham or Jehova's Witnesses trying to explain why the world didn't end 106 years ago, but still pretty funny.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

It's just getting children used to the idea of priests, with phallic objects and squirting liquid.

Organized religions are just the best.

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[MsMarvelDuckie]

I believe only the water itself is holy, not the container/dispenser. Though a holy/blessed water gun full of water might itself make the water within holy by extension, so.... Maaaaybe?

[Leo656]

If Cardinal Glick can bless his clubs to ensure a better golf game and thus turn them into Divine Holy Instruments I'm pretty sure that the same would work for a squirt gun.

Nobody here's ever seen "Bordello of Blood" OR "Dogma" and now I'm sure I need better friends. :trazz:

[snake]

Theologically, only the water is holy.

But they should totally make Vatican-grade Divine Squirt-Guns.

[Leo656]

Dogma was a documentary, Sir, and the events happen in real time.

[DarkFell]

:lol::lol::lol: Okay, this thread wins.

[Leo656]

I've been saying for 15 years that this place needs a Two Drink and/or Two Joint Minimum to be allowed to participate. Preferably both.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

I'll take the two drinks, but you can keep your killer joints. Mainly because they WOULD be a killer for me!

[Leo656]

Hah hah, "Don't threaten ME with a Good Time, sister," as they say. :lol:

[Musashi]

It's only OK if they mutter "Go ahead, punk, make my day..." before they squirt. Before they, uh... No, **** it, I'll stay with squirt.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

It's only OK if they mutter "Go ahead, punk, make my day..." before they squirt. Before they, uh... No, **** it, I'll stay with squirt.

COME on, try to choose a better word. :tlol:

[Musashi]

...

Spurt...? Gush...?

Just so long as no two priests cross the streams.

[DarkFell]

This thread keeps getting better and better.

[ChosenOne]

Safe to say "The Exorcist" would be a very different movie if it were made right now.

[Spike Spiegel]

It's just getting children used to the idea of priests, with phallic objects and squirting liquid.

Organized religions are just the best.

Yea, peace and blessings shall always follow those who coom in the name of the Lord.

[Klunk1234]

My goodness! For baptisms,weddings you have to practice “social distancing” , but not if you go to a protest.