Pictures Of Priests Using Squirt Guns To Perform Blessings And Baptisms during Covid

*CyberCubed* · 05-24-2020, 01:30 PM

Social distancing has taken an all new meaning:

The last pic made me laugh for a long time when I first saw it, the priest is shooting one handed like something out of a gangster movie.

Social distancing in 2020, folks.

~~TommyT~~ · 05-24-2020, 01:49 PM

Thank you. This made my day.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 05-24-2020, 03:50 PM

So I'm confused. Is it just the water that is holy, or does the act of containing holy water make the squirt guns themselves holy?

Gonna need some theological clarification on this one.

~~Leo656~~ · 05-24-2020, 04:08 PM

Didn't you ever watch "Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood" you f*cking philistine?

~~TommyT~~ · 05-24-2020, 04:09 PM

It's just getting children used to the idea of priests, with phallic objects and squirting liquid.

Organized religions are just the best.

~~Leo656~~ · 05-24-2020, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommyT

It's just getting children used to the idea of priests, with phallic objects and squirting liquid.

*neatoman* · 05-24-2020, 04:32 PM

Gotta love religious compromise, ain't quite as funny as the Mormons trying to justify the Book of Abraham or Jehova's Witnesses trying to explain why the world didn't end 106 years ago, but still pretty funny.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 05-24-2020, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommyT

It's just getting children used to the idea of priests, with phallic objects and squirting liquid.

Organized religions are just the best.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 05-25-2020, 03:27 PM

I believe only the water itself is holy, not the container/dispenser. Though a holy/blessed water gun full of water might itself make the water within holy by extension, so.... Maaaaybe?

~~Leo656~~ · 05-25-2020, 05:22 PM

If Cardinal Glick can bless his clubs to ensure a better golf game and thus turn them into Divine Holy Instruments I'm pretty sure that the same would work for a squirt gun.

Nobody here's ever seen "Bordello of Blood" OR "Dogma" and now I'm sure I need better friends.

*snake* · 05-26-2020, 12:53 AM

Theologically, only the water is holy.

But they should totally make Vatican-grade Divine Squirt-Guns.

~~Leo656~~ · 05-26-2020, 12:56 AM

Dogma was a documentary, Sir, and the events happen in real time.

*DarkFell* · 05-26-2020, 10:52 AM

Okay, this thread wins.

~~Leo656~~ · 05-26-2020, 11:03 AM

I've been saying for 15 years that this place needs a Two Drink and/or Two Joint Minimum to be allowed to participate. Preferably both.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 05-26-2020, 05:16 PM

I'll take the two drinks, but you can keep your killer joints. Mainly because they WOULD be a killer for me!

~~Leo656~~ · 05-26-2020, 09:41 PM

Hah hah, "Don't threaten ME with a Good Time, sister," as they say.

Musashi · 06-01-2020, 02:12 PM

It's only OK if they mutter "Go ahead, punk, make my day..." before they squirt. Before they, uh... No, **** it, I'll stay with squirt.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 06-01-2020, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Musashi

It's only OK if they mutter "Go ahead, punk, make my day..." before they squirt. Before they, uh... No, **** it, I'll stay with squirt.

COME on, try to choose a better word.

Musashi · 06-01-2020, 06:04 PM

...

Spurt...? Gush...?

Just so long as no two priests cross the streams.

*DarkFell* · 06-03-2020, 09:25 PM

This thread keeps getting better and better.

05-24-2020, 01:30 PM	#1
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,895	Pictures Of Priests Using Squirt Guns To Perform Blessings And Baptisms during Covid Social distancing has taken an all new meaning: The last pic made me laugh for a long time when I first saw it, the priest is shooting one handed like something out of a gangster movie. Social distancing in 2020, folks.

05-24-2020, 03:50 PM	#3
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy Annalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 16,435	So I'm confused. Is it just the water that is holy, or does the act of containing holy water make the squirt guns themselves holy? Gonna need some theological clarification on this one. __________________ *ALL THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*

05-25-2020, 03:27 PM	#9
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	I believe only the water itself is holy, not the container/dispenser. Though a holy/blessed water gun full of water might itself make the water within holy by extension, so.... Maaaaybe? __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

05-26-2020, 05:16 PM	#15
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	I'll take the two drinks, but you can keep your killer joints. Mainly because they WOULD be a killer for me! __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

05-24-2020, 01:49 PM	#2
~~TommyT~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 859	Thank you. This made my day.

05-24-2020, 04:08 PM	#4
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Didn't you ever watch "Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood" you f*cking philistine?

05-24-2020, 04:09 PM	#5
~~TommyT~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 859	It's just getting children used to the idea of priests, with phallic objects and squirting liquid. Organized religions are just the best.

05-25-2020, 05:22 PM	#10
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	If Cardinal Glick can bless his clubs to ensure a better golf game and thus turn them into Divine Holy Instruments I'm pretty sure that the same would work for a squirt gun. Nobody here's ever seen "Bordello of Blood" OR "Dogma" and now I'm sure I need better friends.

05-26-2020, 12:53 AM	#11
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	Theologically, only the water is holy. But they should totally make Vatican-grade Divine Squirt-Guns.

05-26-2020, 12:56 AM	#12
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Dogma was a documentary, Sir, and the events happen in real time.

05-26-2020, 10:52 AM	#13
DarkFell A Crusty Bob Fan Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: At the current moment, on your screen. Posts: 2,008	Okay, this thread wins.

05-26-2020, 11:03 AM	#14
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I've been saying for 15 years that this place needs a Two Drink and/or Two Joint Minimum to be allowed to participate. Preferably both.

05-26-2020, 09:41 PM	#16
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Hah hah, "Don't threaten ME with a Good Time, sister," as they say.

06-01-2020, 02:12 PM	#17
Musashi Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Scotland Posts: 138	It's only OK if they mutter "Go ahead, punk, make my day..." before they squirt. Before they, uh... No, **** it, I'll stay with squirt.

06-01-2020, 06:04 PM	#19
Musashi Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Scotland Posts: 138	... Spurt...? Gush...? Just so long as no two priests cross the streams.

06-03-2020, 09:25 PM	#20
DarkFell A Crusty Bob Fan Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: At the current moment, on your screen. Posts: 2,008	This thread keeps getting better and better.