Quotes.

[Jarrah White]

Inspired by the Favorite Video Game Quotes topic, I thought I'd put this up; whats your favorite quotes from Classic TMNT, Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation, and TMNT (2003)?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Never watched it much, but I've seen the video clips, I like the bit in Turtle Tracks where Mikey says he's "The master of the whirling pizzas"

Leonardo: We turtles don't know the meaning of the word 'defeat'
Michelangelo: That's right; we never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.

Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation

Leonardo: When we save Raph's life remind me to kill him.

Donatello: I've even colour coded it, I'm the purple blip, Leo's the blue blip, and you Mikey are the annoying orange blip.

Splinter: A ninja is silent and one with the night; this machine is neither silent, nor at one with the night.

Donatello: A girl turtle? (Laughs)

Foot: But the rat had a stick.
Shredder: And what did the turtle have? A pink flower.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)

Raphael: We kinda met your forcefeild.
Michelangelo: And Raph kinda broke it.

Michelangelo: Yes, there's a terrible monster roaming these woods--- AND IT'S ME! BOOGA BOOGA!

Michelangelo: May I have your attention please? BBUUURRRRRPPPP!!!!!
Donatello and Raphael: Cool (Both clap their hands)

April: I feel like I've gone from happily single to mother of four overnight.
Splinter: Tell me about it.

Nice Hats (Don's, Mikey's and Raph's complements to the Foot Elite)

Casey: Can't believe you Bozos walked right into a trap.
Splinter: I believe it.

Michelangelo: He's like The Shredinator.

Leonardo: Following monsters may not be the smartest thing we've ever done.
Michelangelo: No, but it's the grossest, that thing looks like a giant toliet! Which I guess makes me the tidey bowl turtle.

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: I can't resist!! :lol:
Mikey: Yes, there's a terrible monster roaming these woods---AND IT'S ME! BOOGA! BOOGA!
*Mars leaps and slaps him*

Donatello: A girl turtle? (laughs)
Mars: YES, a girl turtle! You want to make something of it?!
Raph: :tanime:

[Reznorite420]

TMNT (1987)...God, where do I start?

Don: Quick! Boil some water!
Raph: We're not delivering a baby, dimbo!
Don: I heard it in a movie...

Mike: Like, what is this? A BYOM party?
April: BYOM?
Mike: Bring your own monster!

Rocksteady: He called us imbecilic buffoons! *snort snort*
Bebop: Yeah, *snort* and you thought he didnt' like us!

(bear with me on this next one)
Don: Actually, it's called a waste disposal center.
Raph: Shakespeare once said, and I quote, "A garbage dump by any other name *holds nose* still stinks."

Shredder: You will obey ME! Now FORWARD..MARCH! You left...you left...you left your wife and 48 kids!

Shredder: Patience, Krang. In a short time, the citizens will be too cold to resist us: the solar syphon will soon drain all the energy from the sun and store it in these solar batteries, while the entire planet is turned into a deep freeze that will make the Ice Age seem like a Turkish bath! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Krang: Whoo, you have a way with words, Shredder!
Shredder: Uhhh, actually I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conquerer was my second choice.

Raph: Donatello, while you're sitting there doodling, the entire planet is turning into a giant snow cone...East, is THAT way! *points east*
Donatello...and then multiply by the denominator! I got it! East is that way! *points the same direction as Raph*
Raph: *shouted grunt of annoyance*
(fun fact; both this and the previous quote are from the same episode ;) )

Shredder: I give you 2 imbeciles a SIMPLE assignment, and you can't even carry it out!
Bebop: But boss, uh, something awful happened!
Krang: What? You lost Rocksteady?
Bebop: Uh, yeah, that also...
Shredder: That also? What else went wrong!
Bebop: We didn't catch a single fish!
Shredder: *annoyed grunt*

Shredder: Finally we have the perfect weapon: a gravity altering device! With it, we can control gravity and force the city to obey my every command!
Krang: YOUR command? I'M the one who invented it!
Shredder: Krang, you're nothing but a throbbing, pulsating brain! Why not leave the messy details of conquering the world to ME?

Vernon: Let's see how brave you mutants are!
Leo: Let's see how brave you HUMANS are! Boo...
*Vernon chickens out and falls off the stage*

Mike: What happened?
MACC: It seems that your primitive image-recieving device just bit the dust.
Mike: PRIMITIVE? We still got 28 payments left on this thing!

Krang: With our Presidential hologram, I will control the most powerful office in the world!
Shredder: You mean "we", don't you?
Krang: You can be VICE President!
Shredder: *to himself* Hmmm, just a heartbeat away...not bad!

Shredder: Just what the world needs, a 6-foot-tall brain...
Krang: Wrong, my dear Shredder. I plan to use the enlarging ray on you.
Shredder: Me? Why are you being so generous? I thought you hated me..
Krang: I DO! There's always the possibility it might malfunction! *chuckle*

Shredder: That's quite a brain you've got, Krang!
Krang: Of course it is! It's ALL I've got *growl*

*tracking device makes noise*
Leo: What's it say, Donatello?
Raph: Well can't you hear? It says "BEEP BEEP BEEP"!

I don't have a TNM qoute seeing as how I don't even regard it as part of the TMNT universe :P

TMNT (2003)

Mike: Next time let's leave the wall-crawling to the guy in the blue and red tights.
Leo: You read WAY too many comic books!

*Raph yells from inside the armored car*
Mike: What's that, Raph? You're gonna have to talk a little louder. I can't HEAR you!!!
*Raph kicks door*
Mike: OK, I heard THAT.

[Psycho Da Turtle]

Hey, Jarrah... Mikey's blip was obnoxious, not annoying, have some heart.

[Jarrah White]

Sorry, I only saw the episode once.

[Kiss_My_Shell]

Cartoon:(Oldie)


Krang-Grab the pearl!
Shredder-Don't you know how to say please?
Krang-No...But I do know how to say...NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!


Leo:Michealango's letter gave us a good laugh,but I wanna know where he really is
Raph:Yeah right, he and bug breath went out to fight bug zipper or whatever his name is




Next Mutation:

Raph:You got a lot of explainin to do!
Venus-Kiss my shell!
Raph-Huh? What did she say?
Don-You've been dissed,Shinobe style


Mikey:Hey Donnie! Watch Leo turn his noodle,into struddle! *laughs*


Leo:I don't know you anymore!
Raph:Ninja Geek!

[raphael90]

"You'd better talk...or else I'm gonna get 'sarcastic'..." -RAPHAEL from A Thing About Rats


DONATELLO: "Who are they?!"
NEUTRINO: "Stone warriors from Dimension X! They're bad!"
RAPHAEL: "Yeah...I guessed that..."
Hot Rodding Teenagers


"Nyah, some dirty rat musta squealed to the coppuh's about us, nyah!" RAPHAEL from Hot Rodding Teenagers


KRANG: "Phah...with the body I've designed, no force on earth could stop me!"
SHREDDER: "Including myself! Which is why I don't trust you Krang!"
from Enter The Shredder


LEONARDO: "Careful Raphael...It could be a trap!"
*ZING!*
RAPHAEL: "Yup, it's a trap..."
from Turtle Tracks


ROCKSTEADY: "Eat blazing electric death Turtles!"
*rattatattarattatatta!*
RAPHAEL: "Well, the boy likes his work!"
from Shredder Is Splintered


"Does the phrase 'Go suck a lemon hold any meaning for ya?" -RAPHAEL from Enter The Shredder


SHREDDER: "Behold..."
KRANG: "Is this some kind of a joke? I asked you to show me petrified Turtles and you bring me toy buildings..."
from The Incredible Shrinking Turtles

[XERO]

From The Case of The Killer Pizzas

Raph: "Now what?"
Leo: "We go back and help Shredder and Baxter!"
Don: "Are you out of your gourd? They're the bad guys, remember?"
Leo: "As Splinter says, sometimes, one must make a pact with evil in order to accomplish good."
Raph: "You know, I don't remember him saying that."
Leo: "Well, he would have...if he ever thought about it!"

Don: "Thanks Raphael, I owe you one!"
Raph: "You owe me 6, but who's countin'?"

From Cowabunga, Shredhead

Raph: "It sure is hot in here...(finds out that he and Leonardo are heading for the pizza oven) no wonder! We're about to become today's hot plate special!"
Leo: "What a way to go! We'll probably get eaten, by Shredder!"
Raph: "Or worst yet...Michelangelo!"


I base my entire Turtle life around this quote...

From The 5th Turtle

Raph: "Believe me, nobody wants to be a Ninja Turtle!"

[azure turtle]

Ah, I love reading TMNT quotes! :D Here's a few of my favorites:

Old Cartoon
*Splinter takes away Mikey's Bug Man comic book*
Mikey: Wha? Hey, man!
Splinter: Man? Is that what you think of me? What's next, rat-faced dude guy?

Raph: Baxter Stockman?!
Barney: NO! I'm Barney Stockman! BARNEY!

Can't think of any more at the moment... I'll have to watch my tapes...

Next Mutation/Power Rangers Crossover
*A gigantic white cloud of energy appears in space*
Astronoma: What is that?
Mikey: You're asking a turtle, who lives in a sewer, to explain a cosmic event?

Next Mutation
*As the turtles get ready to go to the zoo to battle Dragon Lord's minions*
Raph: Leo, bring your weapons. The llamas will be impressed with your swords.

[Jarrah White]

I was just watching The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2,

Shredder: Say farewell to each other... while you still can...
Michelangelo: Oh yeah, Mr. Spikypants? Well, your the one who should say... Farewell, to err, to yourself!
Raphael: Oh yeah, Mikey that got him.

[Jamezer]

This has been said by all the turtles in the cartoons, movies, and video games,

"Cowabunga"

My Favorite quote :o

[Jarrah White]

Raph: Your no match for Raphael, Master of The Manhole cover. (Raph jumps out the way, Foot soldier falls into the open sewer) What a sucker.

[PizzaPower]

from the old:
Turtle Power!! All the tmnt saying that.

And the 2003:
Casey: Spray paint?
Raph: Spray Piant? What kind of lame trash talk is that!!

Hun: Where did you get them?
Raph: Your Mamma!

ME starts laughing

[Jarrah White]

from the old:
Turtle Power!! All the tmnt saying that.

And the 2003:
Casey: Spray paint?
Raph: Spray Piant? What kind of lame trash talk is that!!

Hun: Where did you get them?
Raph: Your Mamma!

ME starts laughing

Wasn't it "Who gave you this weapon"

[PizzaPower]

yes it was, but I could not remember right of the bat. Sorry.

[XERO]

Hun: "This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave them to you?"
Raph: "Yo mama!"

There ya go! :D

[PizzaPower]

yup, Thanks Benvenuto That is one of my fave quotes./

[Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan]

Oh, my gosh . . . :o

Anybody who's read my posts knows I could have a field day with quotes from the old cartoon. Drat the fact that I don't have enough time to list all my favorites! :evil:

But here is one that cracks me up every time I hear it. It's from "The Starchild" and Raphael has just been caught up in another accident:

"So help me . . . if I get trashed ONE more time . . . I am QUITTING THE SHOW!!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Some quotes do get funnier with age!

"You missed me by a mile, wafflehead!" - Raphael, from "The Starchild"

[One Radical Dude]

Donatello: "Hey, Michaelangelo, how come you're not shouting 'cowabunga?'

Michaelangelo: "Well, to be honest, I'm kinda getting bored with it. Hey, how about this? Yabba dabba....." (Donatello covers Michaelangelo's mouth)

Donatello: "Nah, it's just not you." - From "Beneath These Streets"

[Reznorite420]

Mike: These boots are truly righteous!!!! It's too bad they don't come in green...

Mike: It's a done deed, dudes! Haha! Got your antigravity boots!
Raph: 4 boots for 6 feet?
Don: No problem, guys, I've got the solution...
*flash-forward, with 2 feet in each middle boot*
Don: Well guys, what do you think?
Raph: I think all that time upside-down affected your brain.
Don: Well, hey, it's either this or someone rides you turtleback!

Rocksteady: Hi boss!
Shredder: Oh, you nuclear-age numbskulls! Where've you been???
Bebop: Oh, uh, here and there...
Shredder: Blast it! Those turtles foiled us again! YOU WRETCHED REPTILES, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!
Bebop: Yeah! *snort* And bring cash! We don't take plastic!

Mike: Hot pizzas coming through!
April: Are those for the victory celebration?
Mike: Heck no! They're for me!
Splinter: Michelangelo, what about your diet?
Mike: Master, I spent the entire day feeling lighter than air, it was a total bummer! *mouth full* I'm just gonna make sure I never float away again!

All of the above from "Sky Turtles"

Raph: Ninja Dry Cleaners?
Leo: Ninja Shoe Repair?
April: Ninja Video Rental?
Don: Ninja Dentist????? OW!!!!!!
Mike: Uh, I can't put my finger on it, but there's something suspicious about this neighborhood...

Don: What is it, Raphael? A threatening note?
Raph: Worse than that...it's the check!

Leo: Hey, it's April's wallet!
Raph: And over there...*points*
Don: April's press pass!
Raph: Yeah, I'd know that wad of used chewing gum anywhere!

Don: Hey, look...an Acme Technologies digital video transciever! This is big-league gear!
Mike: Whoa, who's the dude with the metal face?

April: Don't you guys take anything seriously?
Raph: Sure we do!
April: Oh yeah? What?
*turtles show her the pizza*
April: I should've guessed...oh well. Hand me a slice of the bananas and sausage, will you?

All from "Turtle Tracks"

[Jester]

Hate to Necro-post...but TMNT quotes pages are awesome, that and there's one i want to post.....
Mikey (on the phone to Domino's): I wanna large thick crust, double cheese ham, pepperoni, onions, mushrooms, sausage. Huh? Black olivies? Yeah, but some of those on there. In fact, but everything you've got on there. But no anchovies, and i mean no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and your in big trouble, Okay?

[Zachatello00]

Oh, don't feel bad Jester. This is a good thread to revive!

Leo: I guess Mikey would call it, "Air-mail"
Shredder Strikes 1

Don: Boss!
TMNT 3

Venus: That is a good idea Donatello!
Don: The only kind I have!

Raph: There ain't nothin' like the south end of a dragon headin' north