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Old 11-21-2003, 04:35 PM   #1
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Inspired by the Favorite Video Game Quotes topic, I thought I'd put this up; whats your favorite quotes from Classic TMNT, Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation, and TMNT (2003)?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Never watched it much, but I've seen the video clips, I like the bit in Turtle Tracks where Mikey says he's "The master of the whirling pizzas"

Leonardo: We turtles don't know the meaning of the word 'defeat'
Michelangelo: That's right; we never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.

Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation

Leonardo: When we save Raph's life remind me to kill him.

Donatello: I've even colour coded it, I'm the purple blip, Leo's the blue blip, and you Mikey are the annoying orange blip.

Splinter: A ninja is silent and one with the night; this machine is neither silent, nor at one with the night.

Donatello: A girl turtle? (Laughs)

Foot: But the rat had a stick.
Shredder: And what did the turtle have? A pink flower.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)

Raphael: We kinda met your forcefeild.
Michelangelo: And Raph kinda broke it.

Michelangelo: Yes, there's a terrible monster roaming these woods--- AND IT'S ME! BOOGA BOOGA!

Michelangelo: May I have your attention please? BBUUURRRRRPPPP!!!!!
Donatello and Raphael: Cool (Both clap their hands)

April: I feel like I've gone from happily single to mother of four overnight.
Splinter: Tell me about it.

Nice Hats (Don's, Mikey's and Raph's complements to the Foot Elite)

Casey: Can't believe you Bozos walked right into a trap.
Splinter: I believe it.

Michelangelo: He's like The Shredinator.

Leonardo: Following monsters may not be the smartest thing we've ever done.
Michelangelo: No, but it's the grossest, that thing looks like a giant toliet! Which I guess makes me the tidey bowl turtle.
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Old 11-21-2003, 06:28 PM   #2
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Mikey: Yes, there's a terrible monster roaming these woods---AND IT'S ME! BOOGA! BOOGA!
*Mars leaps and slaps him*

Quote:
Donatello: A girl turtle? (laughs)
Mars: YES, a girl turtle! You want to make something of it?!
Raph:
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Old 11-22-2003, 12:43 AM   #3
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TMNT (1987)...God, where do I start?

Don: Quick! Boil some water!
Raph: We're not delivering a baby, dimbo!
Don: I heard it in a movie...

Mike: Like, what is this? A BYOM party?
April: BYOM?
Mike: Bring your own monster!

Rocksteady: He called us imbecilic buffoons! *snort snort*
Bebop: Yeah, *snort* and you thought he didnt' like us!

(bear with me on this next one)
Don: Actually, it's called a waste disposal center.
Raph: Shakespeare once said, and I quote, "A garbage dump by any other name *holds nose* still stinks."

Shredder: You will obey ME! Now FORWARD..MARCH! You left...you left...you left your wife and 48 kids!

Shredder: Patience, Krang. In a short time, the citizens will be too cold to resist us: the solar syphon will soon drain all the energy from the sun and store it in these solar batteries, while the entire planet is turned into a deep freeze that will make the Ice Age seem like a Turkish bath! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Krang: Whoo, you have a way with words, Shredder!
Shredder: Uhhh, actually I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conquerer was my second choice.

Raph: Donatello, while you're sitting there doodling, the entire planet is turning into a giant snow cone...East, is THAT way! *points east*
Donatello...and then multiply by the denominator! I got it! East is that way! *points the same direction as Raph*
Raph: *shouted grunt of annoyance*
(fun fact; both this and the previous quote are from the same episode )

Shredder: I give you 2 imbeciles a SIMPLE assignment, and you can't even carry it out!
Bebop: But boss, uh, something awful happened!
Krang: What? You lost Rocksteady?
Bebop: Uh, yeah, that also...
Shredder: That also? What else went wrong!
Bebop: We didn't catch a single fish!
Shredder: *annoyed grunt*

Shredder: Finally we have the perfect weapon: a gravity altering device! With it, we can control gravity and force the city to obey my every command!
Krang: YOUR command? I'M the one who invented it!
Shredder: Krang, you're nothing but a throbbing, pulsating brain! Why not leave the messy details of conquering the world to ME?

Vernon: Let's see how brave you mutants are!
Leo: Let's see how brave you HUMANS are! Boo...
*Vernon chickens out and falls off the stage*

Mike: What happened?
MACC: It seems that your primitive image-recieving device just bit the dust.
Mike: PRIMITIVE? We still got 28 payments left on this thing!

Krang: With our Presidential hologram, I will control the most powerful office in the world!
Shredder: You mean "we", don't you?
Krang: You can be VICE President!
Shredder: *to himself* Hmmm, just a heartbeat away...not bad!

Shredder: Just what the world needs, a 6-foot-tall brain...
Krang: Wrong, my dear Shredder. I plan to use the enlarging ray on you.
Shredder: Me? Why are you being so generous? I thought you hated me..
Krang: I DO! There's always the possibility it might malfunction! *chuckle*

Shredder: That's quite a brain you've got, Krang!
Krang: Of course it is! It's ALL I've got *growl*

*tracking device makes noise*
Leo: What's it say, Donatello?
Raph: Well can't you hear? It says "BEEP BEEP BEEP"!

I don't have a TNM qoute seeing as how I don't even regard it as part of the TMNT universe

TMNT (2003)

Mike: Next time let's leave the wall-crawling to the guy in the blue and red tights.
Leo: You read WAY too many comic books!

*Raph yells from inside the armored car*
Mike: What's that, Raph? You're gonna have to talk a little louder. I can't HEAR you!!!
*Raph kicks door*
Mike: OK, I heard THAT.
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Old 11-22-2003, 01:19 PM   #4
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Hey, Jarrah... Mikey's blip was obnoxious, not annoying, have some heart.
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Old 11-23-2003, 06:15 AM   #5
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Sorry, I only saw the episode once.
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:25 AM   #6
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Quotes

CartoonOldie)


Krang-Grab the pearl!
Shredder-Don't you know how to say please?
Krang-No...But I do know how to say...NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!


Leo:Michealango's letter gave us a good laugh,but I wanna know where he really is
Raph:Yeah right, he and bug breath went out to fight bug zipper or whatever his name is




Next Mutation:

Raph:You got a lot of explainin to do!
Venus-Kiss my shell!
Raph-Huh? What did she say?
Don-You've been dissed,Shinobe style


Mikey:Hey Donnie! Watch Leo turn his noodle,into struddle! *laughs*


Leo:I don't know you anymore!
Raph:Ninja Geek!
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:38 AM   #7
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"You'd better talk...or else I'm gonna get 'sarcastic'..." -RAPHAEL from A Thing About Rats


DONATELLO: "Who are they?!"
NEUTRINO: "Stone warriors from Dimension X! They're bad!"
RAPHAEL: "Yeah...I guessed that..."
Hot Rodding Teenagers


"Nyah, some dirty rat musta squealed to the coppuh's about us, nyah!" RAPHAEL from Hot Rodding Teenagers


KRANG: "Phah...with the body I've designed, no force on earth could stop me!"
SHREDDER: "Including myself! Which is why I don't trust you Krang!"
from Enter The Shredder


LEONARDO: "Careful Raphael...It could be a trap!"
*ZING!*
RAPHAEL: "Yup, it's a trap..."
from Turtle Tracks


ROCKSTEADY: "Eat blazing electric death Turtles!"
*rattatattarattatatta!*
RAPHAEL: "Well, the boy likes his work!"
from Shredder Is Splintered


"Does the phrase 'Go suck a lemon hold any meaning for ya?" -RAPHAEL from Enter The Shredder


SHREDDER: "Behold..."
KRANG: "Is this some kind of a joke? I asked you to show me petrified Turtles and you bring me toy buildings..."
from The Incredible Shrinking Turtles
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Old 11-23-2003, 12:37 PM   #8
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From The Case of The Killer Pizzas

Raph: "Now what?"
Leo: "We go back and help Shredder and Baxter!"
Don: "Are you out of your gourd? They're the bad guys, remember?"
Leo: "As Splinter says, sometimes, one must make a pact with evil in order to accomplish good."
Raph: "You know, I don't remember him saying that."
Leo: "Well, he would have...if he ever thought about it!"

Don: "Thanks Raphael, I owe you one!"
Raph: "You owe me 6, but who's countin'?"

From Cowabunga, Shredhead

Raph: "It sure is hot in here...(finds out that he and Leonardo are heading for the pizza oven) no wonder! We're about to become today's hot plate special!"
Leo: "What a way to go! We'll probably get eaten, by Shredder!"
Raph: "Or worst yet...Michelangelo!"


I base my entire Turtle life around this quote...

From The 5th Turtle

Raph: "Believe me, nobody wants to be a Ninja Turtle!"
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Old 11-24-2003, 02:12 AM   #9
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Ah, I love reading TMNT quotes! Here's a few of my favorites:

Old Cartoon
*Splinter takes away Mikey's Bug Man comic book*
Mikey: Wha? Hey, man!
Splinter: Man? Is that what you think of me? What's next, rat-faced dude guy?

Raph: Baxter Stockman?!
Barney: NO! I'm Barney Stockman! BARNEY!

Can't think of any more at the moment... I'll have to watch my tapes...

Next Mutation/Power Rangers Crossover
*A gigantic white cloud of energy appears in space*
Astronoma: What is that?
Mikey: You're asking a turtle, who lives in a sewer, to explain a cosmic event?

Next Mutation
*As the turtles get ready to go to the zoo to battle Dragon Lord's minions*
Raph: Leo, bring your weapons. The llamas will be impressed with your swords.
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Old 11-25-2003, 06:46 AM   #10
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I was just watching The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2,

Shredder: Say farewell to each other... while you still can...
Michelangelo: Oh yeah, Mr. Spikypants? Well, your the one who should say... Farewell, to err, to yourself!
Raphael: Oh yeah, Mikey that got him.
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:39 AM   #11
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This has been said by all the turtles in the cartoons, movies, and video games,

"Cowabunga"

My Favorite quote
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Old 11-28-2003, 07:52 PM   #12
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Raph: Your no match for Raphael, Master of The Manhole cover. (Raph jumps out the way, Foot soldier falls into the open sewer) What a sucker.
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Old 11-28-2003, 07:58 PM   #13
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from the old:
Turtle Power!! All the tmnt saying that.

And the 2003:
Casey: Spray paint?
Raph: Spray Piant? What kind of lame trash talk is that!!

Hun: Where did you get them?
Raph: Your Mamma!

ME starts laughing
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Old 11-28-2003, 08:00 PM   #14
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from the old:
Turtle Power!! All the tmnt saying that.

And the 2003:
Casey: Spray paint?
Raph: Spray Piant? What kind of lame trash talk is that!!

Hun: Where did you get them?
Raph: Your Mamma!

ME starts laughing
Wasn't it "Who gave you this weapon"
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Old 11-28-2003, 08:06 PM   #15
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yes it was, but I could not remember right of the bat. Sorry.
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Old 11-28-2003, 08:10 PM   #16
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Hun: "This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave them to you?"
Raph: "Yo mama!"

There ya go!
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Old 11-28-2003, 08:13 PM   #17
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yup, Thanks Benvenuto That is one of my fave quotes./
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Old 11-28-2003, 11:02 PM   #18
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Oh, my gosh . . .

Anybody who's read my posts knows I could have a field day with quotes from the old cartoon. Drat the fact that I don't have enough time to list all my favorites!

But here is one that cracks me up every time I hear it. It's from "The Starchild" and Raphael has just been caught up in another accident:

"So help me . . . if I get trashed ONE more time . . . I am QUITTING THE SHOW!!!"



Some quotes do get funnier with age!

"You missed me by a mile, wafflehead!" - Raphael, from "The Starchild"
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Donatello: "Hey, Michaelangelo, how come you're not shouting 'cowabunga?'

Michaelangelo: "Well, to be honest, I'm kinda getting bored with it. Hey, how about this? Yabba dabba....." (Donatello covers Michaelangelo's mouth)

Donatello: "Nah, it's just not you." - From "Beneath These Streets"
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Mike: These boots are truly righteous!!!! It's too bad they don't come in green...

Mike: It's a done deed, dudes! Haha! Got your antigravity boots!
Raph: 4 boots for 6 feet?
Don: No problem, guys, I've got the solution...
*flash-forward, with 2 feet in each middle boot*
Don: Well guys, what do you think?
Raph: I think all that time upside-down affected your brain.
Don: Well, hey, it's either this or someone rides you turtleback!

Rocksteady: Hi boss!
Shredder: Oh, you nuclear-age numbskulls! Where've you been???
Bebop: Oh, uh, here and there...
Shredder: Blast it! Those turtles foiled us again! YOU WRETCHED REPTILES, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!
Bebop: Yeah! *snort* And bring cash! We don't take plastic!

Mike: Hot pizzas coming through!
April: Are those for the victory celebration?
Mike: Heck no! They're for me!
Splinter: Michelangelo, what about your diet?
Mike: Master, I spent the entire day feeling lighter than air, it was a total bummer! *mouth full* I'm just gonna make sure I never float away again!

All of the above from "Sky Turtles"

Raph: Ninja Dry Cleaners?
Leo: Ninja Shoe Repair?
April: Ninja Video Rental?
Don: Ninja Dentist????? OW!!!!!!
Mike: Uh, I can't put my finger on it, but there's something suspicious about this neighborhood...

Don: What is it, Raphael? A threatening note?
Raph: Worse than that...it's the check!

Leo: Hey, it's April's wallet!
Raph: And over there...*points*
Don: April's press pass!
Raph: Yeah, I'd know that wad of used chewing gum anywhere!

Don: Hey, look...an Acme Technologies digital video transciever! This is big-league gear!
Mike: Whoa, who's the dude with the metal face?

April: Don't you guys take anything seriously?
Raph: Sure we do!
April: Oh yeah? What?
*turtles show her the pizza*
April: I should've guessed...oh well. Hand me a slice of the bananas and sausage, will you?

All from "Turtle Tracks"
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