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Inspired by the Favorite Video Game Quotes topic, I thought I'd put this up; whats your favorite quotes from Classic TMNT, Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation, and TMNT (2003)?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Never watched it much, but I've seen the video clips, I like the bit in Turtle Tracks where Mikey says he's "The master of the whirling pizzas" Leonardo: We turtles don't know the meaning of the word 'defeat' Michelangelo: That's right; we never bothered to look it up in the dictionary. Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation Leonardo: When we save Raph's life remind me to kill him. Donatello: I've even colour coded it, I'm the purple blip, Leo's the blue blip, and you Mikey are the annoying orange blip. Splinter: A ninja is silent and one with the night; this machine is neither silent, nor at one with the night. Donatello: A girl turtle? (Laughs) Foot: But the rat had a stick. Shredder: And what did the turtle have? A pink flower. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) Raphael: We kinda met your forcefeild. Michelangelo: And Raph kinda broke it. Michelangelo: Yes, there's a terrible monster roaming these woods--- AND IT'S ME! BOOGA BOOGA! Michelangelo: May I have your attention please? BBUUURRRRRPPPP!!!!! Donatello and Raphael: Cool (Both clap their hands) April: I feel like I've gone from happily single to mother of four overnight. Splinter: Tell me about it. Nice Hats (Don's, Mikey's and Raph's complements to the Foot Elite) Casey: Can't believe you Bozos walked right into a trap. Splinter: I believe it. Michelangelo: He's like The Shredinator. Leonardo: Following monsters may not be the smartest thing we've ever done. Michelangelo: No, but it's the grossest, that thing looks like a giant toliet! Which I guess makes me the tidey bowl turtle. |
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TMNT (1987)...God, where do I start?
Don: Quick! Boil some water! Raph: We're not delivering a baby, dimbo! Don: I heard it in a movie... Mike: Like, what is this? A BYOM party? April: BYOM? Mike: Bring your own monster! Rocksteady: He called us imbecilic buffoons! *snort snort* Bebop: Yeah, *snort* and you thought he didnt' like us! (bear with me on this next one) Don: Actually, it's called a waste disposal center. Raph: Shakespeare once said, and I quote, "A garbage dump by any other name *holds nose* still stinks." Shredder: You will obey ME! Now FORWARD..MARCH! You left...you left...you left your wife and 48 kids! Shredder: Patience, Krang. In a short time, the citizens will be too cold to resist us: the solar syphon will soon drain all the energy from the sun and store it in these solar batteries, while the entire planet is turned into a deep freeze that will make the Ice Age seem like a Turkish bath! HAHAHAHA!!!! Krang: Whoo, you have a way with words, Shredder! Shredder: Uhhh, actually I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conquerer was my second choice. Raph: Donatello, while you're sitting there doodling, the entire planet is turning into a giant snow cone...East, is THAT way! *points east* Donatello...and then multiply by the denominator! I got it! East is that way! *points the same direction as Raph* Raph: *shouted grunt of annoyance* (fun fact; both this and the previous quote are from the same episode Shredder: I give you 2 imbeciles a SIMPLE assignment, and you can't even carry it out! Bebop: But boss, uh, something awful happened! Krang: What? You lost Rocksteady? Bebop: Uh, yeah, that also... Shredder: That also? What else went wrong! Bebop: We didn't catch a single fish! Shredder: *annoyed grunt* Shredder: Finally we have the perfect weapon: a gravity altering device! With it, we can control gravity and force the city to obey my every command! Krang: YOUR command? I'M the one who invented it! Shredder: Krang, you're nothing but a throbbing, pulsating brain! Why not leave the messy details of conquering the world to ME? Vernon: Let's see how brave you mutants are! Leo: Let's see how brave you HUMANS are! Boo... *Vernon chickens out and falls off the stage* Mike: What happened? MACC: It seems that your primitive image-recieving device just bit the dust. Mike: PRIMITIVE? We still got 28 payments left on this thing! Krang: With our Presidential hologram, I will control the most powerful office in the world! Shredder: You mean "we", don't you? Krang: You can be VICE President! Shredder: *to himself* Hmmm, just a heartbeat away...not bad! Shredder: Just what the world needs, a 6-foot-tall brain... Krang: Wrong, my dear Shredder. I plan to use the enlarging ray on you. Shredder: Me? Why are you being so generous? I thought you hated me.. Krang: I DO! There's always the possibility it might malfunction! *chuckle* Shredder: That's quite a brain you've got, Krang! Krang: Of course it is! It's ALL I've got *growl* *tracking device makes noise* Leo: What's it say, Donatello? Raph: Well can't you hear? It says "BEEP BEEP BEEP"! I don't have a TNM qoute seeing as how I don't even regard it as part of the TMNT universe TMNT (2003) Mike: Next time let's leave the wall-crawling to the guy in the blue and red tights. Leo: You read WAY too many comic books! *Raph yells from inside the armored car* Mike: What's that, Raph? You're gonna have to talk a little louder. I can't HEAR you!!! *Raph kicks door* Mike: OK, I heard THAT. |
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Hey, Jarrah... Mikey's blip was obnoxious, not annoying, have some heart.
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Sorry, I only saw the episode once.
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Krang-Grab the pearl! Shredder-Don't you know how to say please? Krang-No...But I do know how to say...NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! Leo:Michealango's letter gave us a good laugh,but I wanna know where he really is Raph:Yeah right, he and bug breath went out to fight bug zipper or whatever his name is Next Mutation: Raph:You got a lot of explainin to do! Venus-Kiss my shell! Raph-Huh? What did she say? Don-You've been dissed,Shinobe style Mikey:Hey Donnie! Watch Leo turn his noodle,into struddle! *laughs* Leo:I don't know you anymore! Raph:Ninja Geek!
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"You'd better talk...or else I'm gonna get 'sarcastic'..." -RAPHAEL from A Thing About Rats
DONATELLO: "Who are they?!" NEUTRINO: "Stone warriors from Dimension X! They're bad!" RAPHAEL: "Yeah...I guessed that..." Hot Rodding Teenagers "Nyah, some dirty rat musta squealed to the coppuh's about us, nyah!" RAPHAEL from Hot Rodding Teenagers KRANG: "Phah...with the body I've designed, no force on earth could stop me!" SHREDDER: "Including myself! Which is why I don't trust you Krang!" from Enter The Shredder LEONARDO: "Careful Raphael...It could be a trap!" *ZING!* RAPHAEL: "Yup, it's a trap..." from Turtle Tracks ROCKSTEADY: "Eat blazing electric death Turtles!" *rattatattarattatatta!* RAPHAEL: "Well, the boy likes his work!" from Shredder Is Splintered "Does the phrase 'Go suck a lemon hold any meaning for ya?" -RAPHAEL from Enter The Shredder SHREDDER: "Behold..." KRANG: "Is this some kind of a joke? I asked you to show me petrified Turtles and you bring me toy buildings..." from The Incredible Shrinking Turtles
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From The Case of The Killer Pizzas
Raph: "Now what?" Leo: "We go back and help Shredder and Baxter!" Don: "Are you out of your gourd? They're the bad guys, remember?" Leo: "As Splinter says, sometimes, one must make a pact with evil in order to accomplish good." Raph: "You know, I don't remember him saying that." Leo: "Well, he would have...if he ever thought about it!" Don: "Thanks Raphael, I owe you one!" Raph: "You owe me 6, but who's countin'?" From Cowabunga, Shredhead Raph: "It sure is hot in here...(finds out that he and Leonardo are heading for the pizza oven) no wonder! We're about to become today's hot plate special!" Leo: "What a way to go! We'll probably get eaten, by Shredder!" Raph: "Or worst yet...Michelangelo!" I base my entire Turtle life around this quote... From The 5th Turtle Raph: "Believe me, nobody wants to be a Ninja Turtle!"
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Ah, I love reading TMNT quotes!
Old Cartoon *Splinter takes away Mikey's Bug Man comic book* Mikey: Wha? Hey, man! Splinter: Man? Is that what you think of me? What's next, rat-faced dude guy? Raph: Baxter Stockman?! Barney: NO! I'm Barney Stockman! BARNEY! Can't think of any more at the moment... I'll have to watch my tapes... Next Mutation/Power Rangers Crossover *A gigantic white cloud of energy appears in space* Astronoma: What is that? Mikey: You're asking a turtle, who lives in a sewer, to explain a cosmic event? Next Mutation *As the turtles get ready to go to the zoo to battle Dragon Lord's minions* Raph: Leo, bring your weapons. The llamas will be impressed with your swords.
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I was just watching The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2,
Shredder: Say farewell to each other... while you still can... Michelangelo: Oh yeah, Mr. Spikypants? Well, your the one who should say... Farewell, to err, to yourself! Raphael: Oh yeah, Mikey that got him. |
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This has been said by all the turtles in the cartoons, movies, and video games,
"Cowabunga" My Favorite quote
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Raph: Your no match for Raphael, Master of The Manhole cover. (Raph jumps out the way, Foot soldier falls into the open sewer) What a sucker.
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from the old:
Turtle Power!! All the tmnt saying that. And the 2003: Casey: Spray paint? Raph: Spray Piant? What kind of lame trash talk is that!! Hun: Where did you get them? Raph: Your Mamma! ME starts laughing
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yes it was, but I could not remember right of the bat. Sorry.
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Hun: "This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave them to you?"
Raph: "Yo mama!" There ya go!
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yup, Thanks Benvenuto That is one of my fave quotes./
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Oh, my gosh . . .
Anybody who's read my posts knows I could have a field day with quotes from the old cartoon. Drat the fact that I don't have enough time to list all my favorites! But here is one that cracks me up every time I hear it. It's from "The Starchild" and Raphael has just been caught up in another accident: "So help me . . . if I get trashed ONE more time . . . I am QUITTING THE SHOW!!!" Some quotes do get funnier with age! "You missed me by a mile, wafflehead!" - Raphael, from "The Starchild" |
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Donatello: "Hey, Michaelangelo, how come you're not shouting 'cowabunga?'
Michaelangelo: "Well, to be honest, I'm kinda getting bored with it. Hey, how about this? Yabba dabba....." (Donatello covers Michaelangelo's mouth) Donatello: "Nah, it's just not you." - From "Beneath These Streets"
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Mike: These boots are truly righteous!!!! It's too bad they don't come in green...
Mike: It's a done deed, dudes! Haha! Got your antigravity boots! Raph: 4 boots for 6 feet? Don: No problem, guys, I've got the solution... *flash-forward, with 2 feet in each middle boot* Don: Well guys, what do you think? Raph: I think all that time upside-down affected your brain. Don: Well, hey, it's either this or someone rides you turtleback! Rocksteady: Hi boss! Shredder: Oh, you nuclear-age numbskulls! Where've you been??? Bebop: Oh, uh, here and there... Shredder: Blast it! Those turtles foiled us again! YOU WRETCHED REPTILES, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!! Bebop: Yeah! *snort* And bring cash! We don't take plastic! Mike: Hot pizzas coming through! April: Are those for the victory celebration? Mike: Heck no! They're for me! Splinter: Michelangelo, what about your diet? Mike: Master, I spent the entire day feeling lighter than air, it was a total bummer! *mouth full* I'm just gonna make sure I never float away again! All of the above from "Sky Turtles" Raph: Ninja Dry Cleaners? Leo: Ninja Shoe Repair? April: Ninja Video Rental? Don: Ninja Dentist????? OW!!!!!! Mike: Uh, I can't put my finger on it, but there's something suspicious about this neighborhood... Don: What is it, Raphael? A threatening note? Raph: Worse than that...it's the check! Leo: Hey, it's April's wallet! Raph: And over there...*points* Don: April's press pass! Raph: Yeah, I'd know that wad of used chewing gum anywhere! Don: Hey, look...an Acme Technologies digital video transciever! This is big-league gear! Mike: Whoa, who's the dude with the metal face? April: Don't you guys take anything seriously? Raph: Sure we do! April: Oh yeah? What? *turtles show her the pizza* April: I should've guessed...oh well. Hand me a slice of the bananas and sausage, will you? All from "Turtle Tracks" |
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