Blaze DTGG
12-04-2003, 02:27 AM
sorry this is so late. I went to NYC had a blast.. I will talk about that later.. this is what happened when I tried to get back HOME...
I have edited out alll the naughty words i could find in it
Ok.. So lemme splain the HELL that was my return trip home.
There we were leaving several hours early. We get to the Subway station... and wait.... and wait.. and wait.. Aaaaaaaand WAIT... FINALLY one of the subway drivers gets it in her head to FIX THE *** DAMNED SIGN!!!! so yeah.. We FINALLY get to the airport. And guess which lucky person misses her flight. But oh.. It DOES get better. So there I am.. Flightless... pennyless (mostly) and not only am I up **** creek with no paddle.. I don’t even have a frickin boat and my *** is drowning. So yeah they told me that I could catch a later flight for an extra $250 or spend over $800 for a new ticket tomorrow.. So I called up here splained what was going on and spent a couple hours running around and generally having fits.. Now.. I gave my Oni the number to a specific payphone that I babysat as much as I could. Apparently not well enough.. These..... people (for lack of a better term) sat next to me. Between me and the phone. Not a huge problem I wasnt going to be a *****. Now it was noisy and that phone was quiet. So who knows how long passed but I heard something and looked over and they were ******* wit the phone. I watched. The phone would ring they would hang it up. I almost lost it. It took everything I had not to jump the guy, cause I want about to beat his *****(woman), and slam his head repeatedly into the floor until there was a nice red pool beneath his head. So I stood up, looking menacing in my jacket, shades skull & cross bones bandana and pissed look and stared them down before moving to a phone the kept them out of harms way and made my call.
Turns out my ticket automatically transferred itself to a later flight.. It was so nice of those Delta **** UPS to tell me this.. No they only told me things that would cost ME MONEY.. I hate them.. I hate them all.. I hope they all die alone and unloved.
So now it’s 4:09 pm.. I have to make it to La Guardia before my 5:40 flight leaves.......... in NYC traffic.... from JFK..... at rush hour......yeah I didn’t think it would happen either. Some nice people I guess noticed I was a ticking time bomb and shuffled me into the next taxi. Much to the shagrin of the people next in line. Guy managed to make it to La Guardia in time. I was shocked. So a $25 cab ride later. There I is. Now I just have to get my new ticket, get through security and get to the gate. So one of the agents in the lobby asked what I needed. I explained the "transfer without telling me" thing and he cuts me to the front of the line and right to a teller who got me my new ticket checked my bag and got me to security. Which I managed to get through with no beeps.. So I get there.. To the gate.. And the flight is delayed almost an hour and ½. When they FINALLY board the thing.. It wont take my ticket.. So I get a first class seat.. Lest someone loseth their life. So the plane is supposed to go from NYC to where I live making a stop but I don’t switch planes. We get there.. Finally. And they tell us to stay seated.. THEN say we need to hurry off the plane cause they are moving us to the one leaving and yeah.. So there I go.. Off again.. I am honestly amazed I made it home at all. I really thought I was going to have to start looking for an apt in NYC.
So I am home.. I am safe.. I am however NOT sound... I am cranky beyond all reason.. And I just want some food.. A bath and some sleep..
If you want to know how my trip went.. Ask me when I recover.
I have edited out alll the naughty words i could find in it
Ok.. So lemme splain the HELL that was my return trip home.
There we were leaving several hours early. We get to the Subway station... and wait.... and wait.. and wait.. Aaaaaaaand WAIT... FINALLY one of the subway drivers gets it in her head to FIX THE *** DAMNED SIGN!!!! so yeah.. We FINALLY get to the airport. And guess which lucky person misses her flight. But oh.. It DOES get better. So there I am.. Flightless... pennyless (mostly) and not only am I up **** creek with no paddle.. I don’t even have a frickin boat and my *** is drowning. So yeah they told me that I could catch a later flight for an extra $250 or spend over $800 for a new ticket tomorrow.. So I called up here splained what was going on and spent a couple hours running around and generally having fits.. Now.. I gave my Oni the number to a specific payphone that I babysat as much as I could. Apparently not well enough.. These..... people (for lack of a better term) sat next to me. Between me and the phone. Not a huge problem I wasnt going to be a *****. Now it was noisy and that phone was quiet. So who knows how long passed but I heard something and looked over and they were ******* wit the phone. I watched. The phone would ring they would hang it up. I almost lost it. It took everything I had not to jump the guy, cause I want about to beat his *****(woman), and slam his head repeatedly into the floor until there was a nice red pool beneath his head. So I stood up, looking menacing in my jacket, shades skull & cross bones bandana and pissed look and stared them down before moving to a phone the kept them out of harms way and made my call.
Turns out my ticket automatically transferred itself to a later flight.. It was so nice of those Delta **** UPS to tell me this.. No they only told me things that would cost ME MONEY.. I hate them.. I hate them all.. I hope they all die alone and unloved.
So now it’s 4:09 pm.. I have to make it to La Guardia before my 5:40 flight leaves.......... in NYC traffic.... from JFK..... at rush hour......yeah I didn’t think it would happen either. Some nice people I guess noticed I was a ticking time bomb and shuffled me into the next taxi. Much to the shagrin of the people next in line. Guy managed to make it to La Guardia in time. I was shocked. So a $25 cab ride later. There I is. Now I just have to get my new ticket, get through security and get to the gate. So one of the agents in the lobby asked what I needed. I explained the "transfer without telling me" thing and he cuts me to the front of the line and right to a teller who got me my new ticket checked my bag and got me to security. Which I managed to get through with no beeps.. So I get there.. To the gate.. And the flight is delayed almost an hour and ½. When they FINALLY board the thing.. It wont take my ticket.. So I get a first class seat.. Lest someone loseth their life. So the plane is supposed to go from NYC to where I live making a stop but I don’t switch planes. We get there.. Finally. And they tell us to stay seated.. THEN say we need to hurry off the plane cause they are moving us to the one leaving and yeah.. So there I go.. Off again.. I am honestly amazed I made it home at all. I really thought I was going to have to start looking for an apt in NYC.
So I am home.. I am safe.. I am however NOT sound... I am cranky beyond all reason.. And I just want some food.. A bath and some sleep..
If you want to know how my trip went.. Ask me when I recover.